Session Start: Wed Jul 30 18:28:58 2008 Session Ident: #Maid-RPG [18:28] * Disconnected [18:29] * Attempting to rejoin channel #Maid-RPG [18:29] * Rejoined channel #Maid-RPG [19:07] Wait... [19:07] When he said 1 PM PST, did he mean 1 PM PST as in 13 hours from now? [19:08] mh [19:08] i think yes. [19:08] ugh, math at 4 am not good [19:09] 9 hours [19:09] i'm actually PST, it shou;dn't have taken me that long to figure out 12 - 3 [19:10] no i don't know why i'm up at 4am [19:10] Oh, 9 hours. [19:10] I'd better get to sleep soon then. [19:13] i should have gone to sleep an hour ago when captain planet came on tv [19:13] wow [19:13] captain planet [19:13] i used to watch that when i was a kid [19:14] When I was a kid I thought that show was retarded. [19:14] I mean, the only motivation the bad guys have is to pollute. [19:15] They don't even produce anything or whatever, they're just like "I'LL BURY TOXIC WASTE IN THIS HERE FOREST FOR NO REASON HAR HAR" [19:16] yeah but they have awesome names like Duke Nukem and Luten Plunder [19:16] and plunder was a pimp [19:17] Duke Nukem wasn't even remotely like the real Duke Nukem. [19:17] Also, "Heart" is not an element wtf [19:18] i would have accepted metal or wood as a fifth element [19:18] hell, i would have even taken bruce willis over heart [19:19] WOOD! [19:19] "by your powers combined, I AM CA-" "YIPPIE KAI YAY MOTHERFUCKER!" *explosion* [19:19] Captain Creation [19:19] That would have pushed the show so heard into awesome my mind would have exploded. [19:19] CAPTAIN CREATIONISM [19:20] i'll be over here with Baron Evolutionism [19:21] IGNORANCE! BIGOTRY! DENIAL! PARANOIA! PSEUDOSCIENCE! BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED... [19:21] haha [20:22] * Zeplin66 has quit IRC (Quit: ) [20:25] * Zelretch has joined #Maid-RPG [20:25] * Zelretch is now known as Hobbit [20:45] Hobbit ends up being everywhere I go. [21:08] * Dylan16807 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [21:11] * UsuallyRandom has joined #Maid-RPG [21:12] o hai [21:12] i herd there were maids [21:31] * Parasitologist has joined #Maid-RPG [21:32] OH GOD TELL ME THERE ARE OPEN SLOTS [21:38] UR seems to be afk. [22:01] * Dylan16807 has joined #Maid-RPG [22:08] There will be maids. [22:09] Heh... that would make an awesome movie poster hack. [22:09] So...are there open slots? [22:11] Yep. [22:11] How do I make a character? Where can I get the rules? [22:11] I'll walk you through the process. I have the rules. [22:12] Alright. [22:12] Also: Any specifics about setting/game background I should know about? [22:14] Your character has 6 base stats- Athletics, Affection, Skill, Cunning, Luck and Will. these can go from 0 to 6+ [22:15] although getting them above 4 is going to be pretty rare. [22:16] okay.... [22:16] When you need to make a skill check or engage in combat (a contested roll, doesn't need to be athletics.) you roll a d6. [22:17] You then multiply your roll to your trait. [22:17] how do skills work? Is there a skill system? Or just attributes? [22:18] waaaait [22:18] i want to play too [22:18] Just the attributes. [22:18] You also get special abilities based on your best trait. [22:19] such as? [22:21] The ability to show up anywhere in the mansion, getting dibs to punish anyone who fails the master, being able to pull out a giant weapon, able to get extra favor and so on... [22:21] Is that all there is to a character? [22:21] * Anonymous has quit IRC (Quit: Anonymous) [22:21] No. [22:22] Is there still room? [22:22] i sure hope. [22:22] There are also special qualities. [22:22] and your stress explosion. [22:23] Yes, there's room. [22:23] Great! [22:24] now the serious question: when do we roll the characters? [22:24] * Parasitologist has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [22:24] and, how do we get a version of the rules because i've been dying to grab a hold of that for like one year [22:25] We can roll up characters once someone can summon the dice bot here. [22:25] * Parasitologist has joined #Maid-RPG [22:26] sorry! [22:26] gak, i'm in university and i don't have mine [22:26] knocked the power cord off the laptop. [22:26] who has one? [22:26] * DiceMaid-9001 has joined #Maid-RPG [22:26] So what else is ther to a character? [22:26] As for the rules, unfortunately you're gonna need to wait a little while longer. The book is just about done and will be on sale at Gencon. [22:27] but gencon is in a different continent from where i live ;_; [22:27] then the books will go on sale in sept. [22:27] Which you can buy over the internet. [22:28] september. [22:28] oh, well. [22:29] we're supposed to rollan the stats, right? [22:29] We roll stats? Oooh [22:29] Trust me, it's well worth the wait. I'm going to be at Gencon and I'm trying to look into doing a little contest or something. We'll see. [22:30] was it Athletics, Cunning, Affection, Skill, Luck, Will? [22:30] Okay. Para, there are also the special qualities that define your maid, the types that say what personality she is and the stress explosion. [22:30] Yes that's correct. [22:31] stress explosion? [22:31] when you get too much stress, you limit break, kinda like in exalted. [22:31] Something like that, except it's like your hit points in the game. [22:31] So, 1d6 for each stat? [22:31] i think it's 2d6/3 [22:32] That's correct. Della, you've attended one of my sessions? [22:32] no, but i've read the logs [22:32] Woah. [22:32] like i said, i've been waiting for this game to come oput for a long time :D [22:32] Let me explain SEs first. [22:32] *out [22:32] 2d6 [22:32] Hobbit, 2d6: 7 [2d6=4,3] [22:33] Do we roll for each stat specifically? [22:33] Hold on guys. [22:33] Or can we place our results as we wish? [22:33] in order, oD&D style. [22:34] * Parasitologist has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [22:34] So the SE determines what your character must do in real time minutes. [22:34] Always round down in case of decimals, yes? [22:34] Right. [22:34] 2d6 [22:34] Hobbit, 2d6: 4 [2d6=2,2] [22:34] So, make a text file or some sort of document. [22:35] 2d6 [22:35] Hobbit, 2d6: 5 [2d6=2,3] [22:35] * Parasitologist has joined #Maid-RPG [22:35] Wow. [22:35] argh. keep on moving the damn power cord by accident. [22:35] So we roll? [22:35] 2d6 [22:35] Hobbit, 2d6: 7 [2d6=3,4] [22:35] what are we rolling exactly? [22:35] My stats are sucking. [22:35] Stats. [22:36] In order for each. [22:36] what are the stats again? [22:36] 2d6 [22:36] Hobbit, 2d6: 9 [2d6=3,6] [22:36] 2d6 Athletics [22:36] Della, Athletics: 5 [2d6=3,2] [22:36] 2d6 Cunning [22:36] 2d6 [22:36] Della, Cunning: 7 [2d6=5,2] [22:36] Hobbit, 2d6: 6 [2d6=5,1] [22:36] 2d6 Affection [22:36] Della, Affection: 8 [2d6=4,4] [22:36] Place the character name and age at the top, Maid Types below it and then the following stats- Athletics, Affection, Skill Cunning Luck and Will [22:36] 2d6 Skill [22:36] Della, Skill: 6 [2d6=3,3] [22:36] 2d6 Luck [22:36] Della, Luck: 12 [2d6=6,6] [22:36] 2d6 Will [22:36] Della, Will: 12 [2d6=6,6] [22:36] What are the Maid Types? [22:36] so its 2d6 straight? No modifications? [22:36] Please everyone go one at a time. [22:36] psyker meido FTW [22:37] Divide by 3, Para. [22:37] Can I reroll eveything? My stats are awful. [22:37] Yes, considering I wasn't done listing the rules. [22:38] 2d6 Athletics [22:38] Hobbit, Athletics: 3 [2d6=1,2] [22:38] 2d6 Cunning [22:38] Hobbit, Cunning: 7 [2d6=1,6] [22:38] 2d6 Affection [22:38] Hobbit, Affection: 4 [2d6=3,1] [22:38] ... [22:38] Your stats can change due to your Maid Type, so don't worry. [22:38] I freaking hate this. [22:38] what are maid types? [22:38] 2d6 Skill [22:38] Hobbit, Skill: 4 [2d6=3,1] [22:38] 2d6 Luck [22:38] Hobbit, Luck: 4 [2d6=2,2] [22:38] 2d6 Will [22:38] Hobbit, Will: 8 [2d6=3,5] [22:38] We'll get to that in a moment. [22:38] Wow. [22:38] No good rolls at all. [22:38] I'll roll now [22:38] Nothing over a 2. [22:39] 2d6 athletics [22:39] Parasitologist, athletics: 7 [2d6=5,2] [22:39] rounding up or down, by the way? [22:39] Down. [22:39] Down. [22:39] i've been incredibly lucky. [22:39] 2d6 affection [22:39] Parasitologist, affection: 8 [2d6=3,5] [22:39] 2d6/3 skill [22:39] Parasitologist, skill: 9 [2d6=2,4] [22:39] except for athletics. [22:39] er. [22:40] 2+4=6, /3 equals 2, not 9 [22:40] O_o [22:40] 2d6 cunning [22:40] Parasitologist, cunning: 12 [2d6=6,6] [22:40] I heard you get a bonus when your stat rolls suck [22:40] ? [22:40] 2d6 luck [22:40] Parasitologist, luck: 4 [2d6=2,2] [22:40] (patchouli-like asthmatic meido, probably.) [22:40] 2d6 will [22:40] Parasitologist, will: 6 [2d6=5,1] [22:41] Yes you do! You get two maid powers when you have low stats. [22:41] I'm assuming 2 is the human average? [22:41] How low is low? [22:41] In that case, I'm average all over the board, except unlucky and very cunning. [22:41] black market meido? [22:42] 1 tends to be average. 2 is the excellence of a maid. [22:42] maids are superhuman by default, after all. [22:43] O_o;;; [22:43] Okay. Now get your stats down on your sheet, and we'll continue when everyone is done. [22:43] done [22:43] got it. [22:43] Maid Type is next. [22:43] Should I count my first or second rolls? [22:43] Which ever set is better. [22:43] They both fail amazingly, but okay. [22:43] Athletics 1, Cunning 2, Affection 2, Skill 2, Luck 4, Will 4. [22:43] how do we roll dype? [22:44] Hobbit, can you give me your stats please? [22:44] ath2, aff2, skl2, cun4, luk1, wil2 for me. [22:45] Groovy. [22:45] God. Movies from my youth. [22:45] I'm missing a roll form my better set [22:45] They're showing 10 Things I Hate About You. [22:45] 2d6 Luck [22:45] Hobbit, Luck: 9 [2d6=6,3] [22:45] Man. 10 years ago. [22:45] Athletics 2 [22:45] Cunning 1 [22:45] Affection 1 [22:45] Skill 2 [22:45] Luck 3 [22:45] Will 3 [22:45] Woops. [22:45] Sorry about the spam. [22:45] Also: Great Soundtrack. Letters to Cleo, mang. [22:46] I have Hisui, it seems. [22:46] Your stats aren't that bad, Hobbit. They average out to 2's at least. [22:46] My second set was terrible. [22:46] Alright, once we got that all down, we're gonna do Maid Types. [22:47] ready. [22:47] And they pale in comparison to the others'/ [22:47] This determines what kind of basic attitude, personality or image your maid presents herself with. [22:48] So Della, roll 2d6 for me, and I'll tell you which two types you get. [22:48] 2d6 [22:48] Della, 2d6: 3 [2d6=1,2] [22:48] we get two types? [22:48] Not really, hobbit. [22:48] Statistically speaking, your character's only a little lower than mine. [22:48] Only a little lower than everyone's. [22:49] Okay. Della, your maid types are Lolita and Sexy. [22:49] OH LAWD [22:49] wow. [22:49] Jailbait! [22:49] both, or i have to choose? [22:50] Both. [22:50] I think. [22:50] Lolita is listed as "Childlike body, innocent, cute, sweet" and Sexy is "Charming, coquettish, womanly body, glamorous" [22:50] * Anonymous has joined #Maid-RPG [22:50] mhhh. [22:50] isn't that a bit of a contradiction? [22:50] or is it more like DELICIOUS DFC? [22:50] Remember, these can be physical traits or personality.... [22:50] ah, ok [22:50] NOT AT ALL! HOW CAN I RESIST THE YOUNG GIRL'S TEMPTATIONS [22:50] * Anonymous has quit IRC (Quit: derp) [22:51] MEIDO-CHAAAAN [22:51] What does Affection represent exactly? [22:51] i'm imagining something like Sky Girls' Francesca Lucchini. [22:51] should I roll now? [22:51] Not so, she could be kind of child like and have a mature body or she could be ala Asuka and be a girl trying to act like a 20 something woman. [22:52] NO NOT ASUKA [22:52] Hold on, there's one other thing about the maid types. They alter your attributes. [22:52] Just an example. [22:52] what attribute mods do i get? [22:52] * Parasitologist thinks more games should have random determination of stuff like that. As a roleplaying aid, if nothing else. Think of all the hack and slash D&D games that could get that -tiny- boost of RP if they did that. [22:53] i like random stuff as long as characters don't get heavily gimped for a few unlucky rolls. [22:53] Della, add +1 to Luck and Cunning. Subtract -1 to your athletics and will. [22:53] I mean for personality and stuff. [22:53] um. [22:53] athletics 0? [22:53] Don't worry, that's fine. [22:53] * biohazard has joined #Maid-RPG [22:53] If 1 is human average, I'm guessing 0 is below that? [22:54] You can boost up stats in the game. [22:54] Like, if I had it my way, for D&D I'd use some sort of adjusted Point Buy. Where you randomly determine the base for each stat and get a balanced amount of points with which to buy up depending on the total of your stats. [22:54] It's just really weak. You're not too hot in thhat catagory. [22:54] i'm like the lesbian lovechild of Milfeulle Sakuraba and Patchouli Knowledge. [22:54] this is awesome. [22:54] But if I recall, Della is going to be ultra lucky. [22:54] 5 [22:54] * Parasitologist waits his turn. [22:55] That's high. [22:55] Okay, Para, your turn. [22:55] 2d6 [22:55] Parasitologist, 2d6: 12 [2d6=6,6] [22:55] oooh [22:55] You're a Heroine (x2) [22:55] You are the MAID GOD! [22:56] OOOOOOOH [22:56] Boost up your will by 2 but subtract your luck by 2. [22:56] to a -1? [22:56] wow. [22:56] 0 [22:56] No negatives. [22:56] mhh, you're like the doomed hero of classic epics [22:56] only a meido. [22:56] ...lawls. [22:56] YAY [22:57] Heroines are "Earnest, single-minded, tries her very best." [22:57] two 4's. Not bad at all. [22:57] Okay Hobbit, it's your turn. [22:57] 2d6 [22:57] Hobbit, 2d6: 7 [2d6=6,1] [22:57] Lolita Heroine [22:58] since he have two lolis, i require that Parasitologist's maid be the obligatory big-boobed maid we are madly envious of. [22:58] Add plus 1 to your will and subtract 1 from your athletics. (the luck from lolita cancels out the heroine penalty on it.) [22:59] Hey. Technically, your character could be busty but completely childish. [22:59] Della, you're the sexy one, so I suggest you should be the well endowed one... she might not really notice it. [22:59] Lolita Heroine? So I'm Nanoha? [22:59] either that or loli huegtits [23:00] However you want to play her. She could be just nice and earnist. [23:00] For example, let me just show you a combination here. [23:00] 2d6 [23:00] UsuallyRandom, 2d6: 4 [2d6=1,3] [23:00] Okay, So I got Lolita and Pure. [23:01] Pure is "Pure, innocent, clean, fragile" [23:01] * Mokuren has joined #Maid-RPG [23:01] MAIDS FUCKING WHERE? [23:01] HERE [23:01] RIGHT FRAJEEKIN HERE! [23:01] we are rolling thems [23:01] I AM THE UNLUCKY, BUT CUNNING AND STRONG-WILLED HERO [23:01] THEY ARE LOLIS. [23:01] One with hueg tits. [23:01] LOLIS [23:01] mhhh [23:01] FUKKEN WANT [23:02] i don't know if i should go with the "loli with huge tits" approach [23:02] DAMN EIRIN [23:02] or rather the "DFC" approach [23:02] PUTTING BOOBS ON MY LOLI [23:02] What's the next step in chargen? [23:02] Anyhow [23:02] Mokuren... chill out, please. [23:02] i'll ponder this extremely important issue later [23:02] now we have meido meido powers, right? [23:03] SO. [23:03] But I could make my Pure Lolita a delicate girl in her 20s who likes to bake cookies in cute shapes for people. [23:03] 1 Cunning. [23:03] * Vaeryne has joined #Maid-RPG [23:03] man, I actually gained a point of character worth by destroying my luck. [23:03] 1 Affection. [23:03] 4 Will [23:03] For example. [23:03] I'm a Shirou Maid. [23:04] remember that people die when they are killed and you'll be fine [23:04] Where do I start rolling from? [23:04] However you want to play the types. [23:04] Hmm? What's this? [23:04] Mokuren... I'm running these three through char gen. [23:04] Cool [23:04] What'd I miss? [23:05] Okay. So, now we get to my favorite part of the generation. On your sheet, place "Special Qualities" below your stats. [23:05] So what's the next step? Powarz? [23:05] This is where all the weird stuff occurs. [23:06] How weird are we talking? [23:06] You'll see. [23:06] Della, roll 2d6. [23:06] 2d6 special powarz [23:06] Della, special powarz: 8 [2d6=6,2] [23:07] * Night_of_Wallachia has joined #Maid-RPG [23:07] This isn't exactly special powers... just qualities that make up your maid. Roll 1d6 please for the sub table. [23:07] 1d6 [23:07] Della, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4] [23:07] Membership - "In addition to being a maid, you’re also a member of a certain organization." [23:08] Maid: The Cleaning. [23:08] it's up to me what organization? [23:08] No, the sub table tells me what general group you belong to. [23:08] Political Organization You’re part of a group organized around some kind of political ideal, possibly something extreme to the point of insanity. [23:08] OBVIOUSLY something extreme to the point of insanity. [23:09] .....be a republifag. like a hardcore republifag. [23:09] It'll be hilarious. [23:09] Be a hardcore Nader supporter. [23:09] not being american "republifag" means little to me [23:09] She goes around being like "YOUR A GREAT AMERICAN" [23:09] "FUCK YOU GUYS! HE CAN WIN!" [23:09] Now it's up to you on what kind of political organization. [23:09] They're clearly talking about Star Wars Republic [23:09] i'll think about it. [23:09] should I roll? [23:09] * Spring has joined #Maid-RPG [23:10] Nope. Della's got two more rolls to go. [23:10] kk. [23:10] another 2d6? [23:10] Yup [23:10] 2d6 more awesome [23:10] Della, more awesome: 7 [2d6=2,5] [23:10] Overactive Imagination You frequently get caught up in your own imaginary world. [23:10] love. [23:11] oh god. [23:11] 2d6 final combo of win [23:11] Della, final combo of win: 7 [2d6=5,2] [23:11] Very appropro. [23:11] ITS AN IMAGINARY POLITICAL ORGANIZATION [23:11] ...or even worse, one of her own devising. [23:11] EXTREMIST Imaginary Political Organization [23:11] HAIL ILPALAZZO-SAMA [23:11] Okay. Give me a 1d6 roll. [23:11] 1d6 [23:11] Della, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4] [23:11] i'm thinking about having a Communist Maid. [23:11] Lol [23:11] like, hardcore. [23:11] Criminal Tendencies? You have an inclination towards criminal acts. [23:11] ?To the Criminal Tendencies Table [23:11] Don't you mean, HAIL, BRITTANIA! [23:11] oh god. [23:11] roll 1d6? [23:11] Della, 1d6?: 2 [1d6=2] [23:12] ah [23:12] rolls like that too [23:12] Terrorist Meido! [23:12] this is getting more awesome by the roll [23:12] ;_; [23:12] Addict Whether it’s narcotics, stimulants, or just sleeping pills, you’re a substance-abuser. If you don’t get to have any, you’ll experience withdrawal symptoms. [23:12] .............oh god. [23:12] So you're an addict of something. [23:12] ...Yakui? [23:12] meth maid. [23:12] Communist Imaginary Terrorist maido ON DRUGS [23:13] she was a special agent for the NKVD. thanks to secret drugs she developed the power of luck. [23:13] If you want, we can reroll on that table. [23:13] mh, no [23:13] it fits [23:14] what, and her imagination bit is her tripping balls? [23:14] hyperactive imagination fits well with drug abuse [23:14] She could be addicted to red bull for all I care. [23:14] so... [23:14] drug abuse is funnier. [23:15] Okay Para. Roll 2d6 for me. [23:15] And.. [23:15] 2d6 [23:15] Parasitologist, 2d6: 6 [2d6=4,2] [23:15] You gain the knowledge to life, the universe and everything! [23:15] No... wait. [23:15] what, really? [23:16] ah [23:16] I was totally going to believe it [23:16] (because that would have been even more awesome) [23:16] Gimme a 1d6. [23:16] 1d6 [23:16] Parasitologist, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1] [23:16] * Night_of_Wallachia is now known as Night_of_Wallachia_ [23:16] You got a symbol: Skull Your headdress, apron, necktie, forehead, or chest has a skull mark. [23:16] * Night_of_Wallachia_ is now known as Night_of_Wallachia [23:17] imperium meido [23:17] ....lol. [23:17] INQUISITORIAL MAID [23:17] Cleaning for DA EMPRAH [23:17] Okay, another 2d6. [23:17] 2d6 [23:17] Parasitologist, 2d6: 9 [2d6=4,5] [23:18] Hairstyle! Roll another 1d6 please! [23:18] And aren't you Heroic x2? [23:18] You are a SPESS MEIDO! [23:18] COMMISSAR [23:18] 1d6 [23:18] Parasitologist, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5] [23:18] ;_; afraid [23:18] One Eye Hair - Your hair hangs down so that it conceals one of your eyes. [23:18] You're bald! [23:18] Emo maid! [23:18] awesome [23:18] Classic anime hero haircut! [23:19] Yeah [23:19] This makes you automatically an aircraft pilot, too [23:19] I wish. [23:19] not just emo, there's plenty of 80's super robot pilots that have that kind of hair [23:19] Or super robot pilot [23:19] or, yes, aircraft pilot [23:19] A super robot is fine, too [23:19] Okay, last roll Para. [23:19] 2d6 [23:19] Parasitologist, 2d6: 3 [2d6=2,1] [23:20] Brown Skin - Your skin is a dark brown color. [23:20] fucking epic. [23:20] Ok, that's it: You're a SPACE PIRATE [23:20] I was thinking the same thing. [23:20] 80's shonen haircut, skulls, brown skin, HEROIC HEROIC [23:21] a space pirate maid [23:21] you're garlock. [23:21] Cunning+Will-luck+80's haircut+skulls+brown skin+heroic [23:21] I will allow any of you to re-roll your special qualities if you want. [23:21] Holy crap she is a pirate. [23:21] I will allow her to have a scar if you want. [23:21] nah. [23:21] well, not having any idea of what results the random table offers, i'll keep those [23:21] this works fine. [23:22] Okay. After this we'll figure out your maid colors. Hobbit, you go next. [23:22] * Arcade_Bumstead has joined #Maid-RPG [23:22] they are awesome anyway. NKVD psychomeido on LSD, space pirate meido, next what? [23:22] Okay, hold on. [23:22] 2d6 [23:22] /whois is one hellova drug. [23:22] Hobbit, 2d6: 8 [2d6=4,4] [23:23] This will be weird to do over a text based game. [23:23] Man. Heath Ledger was so awesome in this movie. [23:23] what? [23:23] Accent? - You have an unusual way of speaking. ?To the Accent Table [23:23] Not a problem. [23:23] It would be wierder in an actual physical game. [23:23] (nooo i wanted russian accent - oh well) [23:23] Roll 1d6 please. [23:23] fat dudes pretending to be adorable meidos [23:23] I've done characters with accents before. [23:23] 1d6 [23:23] Hobbit, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2] [23:24] * Della is 194 cm x 68 kg [23:24] Regional. Pick any regional english dialect or habit. [23:24] Hm. [23:25] Regional English, hm? [23:25] canadian? [23:25] what were the other results, out of curiosity? [23:25] Like "Canadian, British, Western, Californian..." [23:25] Southern or British, I can't decide. [23:25] Or mayeb a Bronx accent. [23:25] Scout meido. [23:25] *maybe [23:25] let's see what else you get first [23:25] Long Island... [23:25] wait for the rest before you choose so it synchs. [23:25] Oh dear. [23:25] NEED A MOP HERE [23:25] 2d6 [23:25] Hobbit, 2d6: 11 [2d6=5,6] [23:26] Trauma! Roll another d6 please. [23:26] omg [23:26] ... [23:26] 1d6 [23:26] Hobbit, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6] [23:26] YES [23:26] OMFG [23:26] THIS IS WHY SHE HAS BAD STATS [23:26] Abusive Parents - You were raised by abusive parents. [23:26] But her Luck is high. [23:26] lololol. [23:26] DAMAGED GOODS MOE! [23:27] She is a Heroine as well. [23:27] One more 2d6 roll. [23:27] 2d6 [23:27] Hobbit, 2d6: 5 [2d6=3,2] [23:28] Nekomimi - A Catgirl [23:28] BLARG [23:28] BLARG [23:28] zomg [23:28] abusive nekomimi girl. [23:28] Maybe I was abused for being a catgirl freak. [23:28] Her parents actually treated her like a cat. [23:28] her parents hated her because she was a mutant. [23:28] "This varies a bit depending on the setting, but you’re a catgirl, with the ears and tail of a cat." [23:28] Also: Her speech pattern is almost required to be the typical ending sentences in ~nya now. [23:28] x-men style. [23:29] And then she was Neko-Arc. [23:29] Her parents hated her because she was too moé for them [23:29] Oh god. [23:29] Neco Arc maido. [23:29] NEKO MIMI MODE DESU~ [23:29] Actually, having to meow is one of the accents on the accent table. [23:29] what do we roll next? [23:29] Hm. [23:29] Or is she Len? Len was a cat too. [23:29] And a loli. [23:29] She's fine too. [23:29] And a heroine. [23:29] Colors. [23:29] Hm. [23:29] What should I pick as my accent now? [23:30] Be an Irish catgirl [23:30] can we use accents anyway? his ~nya and my russian accent? [23:30] Oh. [23:30] Sweet. [23:30] Yes. [23:30] or we can have accents only if we get them on the table? [23:30] Yes, you can. [23:30] awesome. [23:30] That's like saying we can't have hair [23:30] it's hard to write in a russian accent... [23:30] if we don't roll on the hair table. [23:30] No, if you want to add things to your character, that's fine but it can't cancel out anything. You might also get other special qualities as well. [23:30] well, his hair is more cool than ours [23:31] By drinking from fountains, by any chance? [23:31] likewise, his accent is more dramatic than ours [23:31] what do we roll now? [23:31] * Parasitologist has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [23:31] I think the Master is going to be kind of pissed if you drink his fountain dry [23:31] zomg Para crashed [23:31] Don't worry, we can refill it with beer. [23:31] Cool! [23:32] mhhh, i have to disconnect in about half an hour. i'll be back later, but do you think we can finish our characters by then? [23:32] Oooo! Me too! Me too! [23:32] Okay, so next is Colors. We'll roll 3 sets of 2d6 each, and I'll tell you what color it is. Once we're done making the characters, you can place those colors in "Eye", "Hair" and "uniform". [23:33] we assign them? cool. [23:33] * Parasitologist has joined #Maid-RPG [23:33] 2d6 colors [23:33] 2d6 colors [23:33] 2d6 colors [23:33] Della, colors: 4 [2d6=3,1] [23:33] Della, colors: 6 [2d6=2,4] [23:33] Della, colors: 7 [2d6=3,4] [23:33] Okay. Hang on... [23:33] so what's going on in chargen now? [23:33] colors. [23:33] COLOURS [23:33] I SAW THAT U. [23:33] Okay, so next is Colors. We'll roll 3 sets of 2d6 each, and I'll tell you what color it is. Once we're done making the characters, you can place those colors in "Eye", "Hair" and "uniform". [23:34] Pink, Sky Blue and Cream [23:34] wow [23:34] Eyes: Sky Blue, Hair: Cream, Uniform: Pink [23:35] You don't need to assign them now. Might see how she turns out. [23:35] Okay. [23:35] it used to be commie red, but then she messed up when she washed it and now it's pink. [23:35] LOL [23:35] she fucked up in washing because of DRUGS [23:35] of course [23:35] like everything else [23:35] Para, you go next. [23:36] 2d6 [23:36] Parasitologist, 2d6: 7 [2d6=2,5] [23:36] Gimme 2 more 2d6 rolls. [23:36] 2d6 [23:36] 2d6 [23:36] Parasitologist, 2d6: 6 [2d6=2,4] [23:36] Parasitologist, 2d6: 7 [2d6=2,5] [23:36] Two Navy Blues and Sky Blue. [23:37] Hobbit, go right ahead. [23:37] 3#2d6 [23:37] Hobbit, 3#2d6: 9 [2d6=5,4], 9 [2d6=3,6], 7 [2d6=5,2] [23:37] My character's artists got lazy and used the same color for a bunch of her shit. [23:37] Lol [23:38] Obvious 80's animation trick. [23:38] Just like her hair. [23:40] Gray, Gold and Navy Blue. [23:40] what next? [23:41] Next we got the Maid Roots. This will explain why your character became a maid. [23:41] Del, gimme 2d6. [23:41] 2d6 [23:41] Della, 2d6: 5 [2d6=2,3] [23:41] Orphan - You are an orphan adopted by the master or his parents. [23:42] this game feels like old Marvel Super Heroes. you roll a bunch of random stuff and have to get creative to make it all fit in a character concept that makes a modicum of sense. [23:42] Except it can have NO SENSE and still be awesome [23:42] Like Marvel Super Heroes [23:43] Like just about any anime ever. Why do gun toting bounty hunters on space ships have a little bat shit insane moonchild as a hacker on board? [23:43] It's AWESOME [23:43] That's why [23:43] EXACTLY. [23:43] Anyway. [23:43] Para rolls next, yes? [23:43] Para. 2d6. [23:43] actually, in that case, it was the studio demanding a child on the cast. [23:44] 2d6 [23:44] Parasitologist, 2d6: 11 [2d6=5,6] [23:44] i'm thinking about her being stuck in a WWII-era stasis cell until being released very recently. She's obviously thinking it's still WWII. [23:44] (hyperactive imagination) [23:44] Returning a Favor - The master did a great service to you, and you have become a maid in order to repay him. [23:45] Hobbit, go right ahead. [23:45] PLEASE TELL ME HE'S A SPACE HERO [23:45] 2d6 [23:45] Hobbit, 2d6: 5 [2d6=4,1] [23:45] he saved you from the Navy when you were captured, maybe. [23:45] probably by paying your bail. [23:46] Business - You are a maid because you want the wages. And that’s about it. [23:46] Lol [23:46] it's a job like any other. [23:46] Okay. Now we cover Stress Explosions. [23:46] yay [23:46] She works hard for the money. [23:46] Dell, 2d6 [23:46] SO HARD FOR THE MONEY! [23:47] * Vince has joined #Maid-RPG [23:47] SO YA BETTER TREAT HER RIGHT! [23:47] 2d6 [23:47] Heheh. [23:47] Della, 2d6: 2 [2d6=1,1] [23:47] um. [23:47] is this bad? [23:47] Yandere mode [23:47] i hope [23:47] Alcohol - You drink alcohol until you’re unconscious and can’t remember. [23:47] HEY! [23:47] I'm the Irish one! [23:48] We can change this if you want. [23:48] VODKA. [23:48] it fits. [23:48] But Hobbit is a loli so yeah. [23:48] grizzled war veteran drinking herseld into unconsciousness. [23:48] Druggy Booze hound loli. [23:48] *herself [23:48] Para. Go right ahead. [23:48] 2d6 [23:48] Parasitologist, 2d6: 5 [2d6=4,1] [23:49] Complaining - You start incessantly complaining to the master and other maids. [23:49] "GODDAMNIT I WAS A FUCKING PIRATE WHY AM I DOING THIS?" [23:49] Remember, this is when you suffer a stress explosion. [23:49] "MASTER, MASTER, THEY'RE ALL LAZY BITCHES" [23:49] 2d6 [23:50] Hobbit, 2d6: 9 [2d6=6,3] [23:50] Prayer - You escape through religion, relentlessly praying to heaven for protection. [23:50] Room! Cleaning! Stoppu! [23:50] lol. hyperreligous abused child. [23:50] Hyperreligious Irish Catgirl [23:50] hoping a higher power comes to save you is the best thing you could hope for, considering the other maids. [23:51] and they'll never take away your lucky charms... [23:51] Very true Della. Now on to your signature weapons! [23:51] WHAT? [23:51] YAY WEAPONS [23:51] Gimme a 2d6, Della. [23:52] 2d6 THIS BETTER BE A MOSIN-NAGANT [23:52] Della, THIS BETTER BE A MOSIN-NAGANT: 6 [2d6=1,5] [23:52] HELL YEAH MOSIN-NAGANT [23:52] What in the world is a Mousy-Naga? [23:52] a russian WWII rifle [23:53] Vase/Bottle/Pot - When trouble happens, you grab something suitable from around the mansion and wave it around or throw it. [23:53] Russian- [23:53] mhhh [23:53] Yeah. [23:53] And break it [23:53] COLLATERAL DAMAGE LOL [23:53] Use a bottle. [23:53] of booze. [23:53] vodka bottle. [23:53] NIGGER KNIFE [23:53] but can i try and reroll? [23:53] Sure. [23:53] OH GOD SHE'S OUT OF FUCKING METH AGAIN WHY'S SHE TRYING TO CUT ME WITH THIS BOTTLE [23:53] 2d6 [23:53] Della, 2d6: 6 [2d6=1,5] [23:53] WTF? [23:53] Yeah, your fate's sealed. [23:54] .-. [23:54] destiny. [23:54] I'll just reverse that number... [23:54] apparently [23:54] Nigger knife. [23:54] ok, but now i just want to see- ah, ok [23:54] Knife/Scalpel - You attack with a knife or scalpel. You can throw it too, and it can be a large dagger if you like. [23:54] mhhh, bayonet. [23:55] A bayonet is fine. [23:55] bayonet. [23:55] Could be like Paladin Anderson and carry a bajillion of em. [23:55] she's a russian combat loli meido after all [23:55] Para. you're up next. [23:55] 2d6 [23:55] Parasitologist, 2d6: 8 [2d6=2,6] [23:56] Could be one of those suprise knives. [23:56] Ray Gun - It might look like a prop of a 50s sci-fi B movie, but the ray gun you’re packing really does hurt people. [23:56] Shit. [23:56] SPACE PIRATE [23:56] Space Pirate. [23:56] You really ARE a space pirate. [23:56] SPACE PIRAAAAATES [23:56] FUCK YES [23:56] PIRAAATE [23:57] I will allow a bad ass cape with your outfit. [23:57] SKULLCAPE [23:57] or a captains jacket/cloak. [23:57] There we go. [23:57] JEEEETPAAAAAACK [23:57] Make the skull the emblem on the jacket or the brooch on the cloak. [23:57] Captain's cloak, with skull and crossbones on the back. [23:57] and somewhere on your maid uniform too. [23:58] holy crap. [23:58] 2d6 [23:58] Hobbit, 2d6: 7 [2d6=4,3] [23:58] Nice. [23:58] Western Sword - A long sword, rapier, flamberge, two-handed sword, etc., etc. [23:58] Hm. [23:58] Whatever you want to use in that catagory. [23:58] nice. [23:59] Hm. [23:59] What's a good sword? [23:59] * Dylan16807 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [23:59] http://762x39.net/MagsStocks/Items/RussianBayonets1.jpg this is what you see if you peek over my meido's skirt. [23:59] Hell, it can be one of those giant buster swords used to take out calvary. [23:59] as for swords, search google or swords-online.com Session Time: Thu Jul 31 00:00:00 2008 [00:00] but now i must go [00:00] i'll be back in like a hour [00:00] You could take a Backsword, a Saber, a Cutlass or something [00:00] will you still be around, UsuallyRandom? [00:00] * Vaeryne has quit IRC (Quit: Vaeryne) [00:00] * Vaeryne has joined #Maid-RPG [00:01] I hope so, I still gotta start rolling [00:01] One last thing Della. [00:02] yes? [00:02] Maid Power. What's your highest attribute? [00:02] luck [00:02] Okay. Gimme a 1d6. [00:02] 1d6 [00:02] Della, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2] [00:03] Saw It - You can declare that you’ve seen something happening in the mansion; you can decide the timing too. [00:03] ... [00:03] Of course, knowing her... [00:03] HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME [00:03] I SAW IT WITH DRUGS OR IMAGINED IT. [00:03] IT THEN HAPPENS [00:03] anytime? [00:03] * Parasitologist becomes scared. [00:03] Any time. [00:03] as in, i can just say anything [00:04] Okay, you're done Della. Just when you have a chance, name her, give her an age and send the sheet to my gmail account. [00:04] like, "There's a Tiger in the courtyard! Damn Germans, they followed me here. BUT YOU'LL NEVER HAVE ME ALIVE! FOR THE MOTHERLAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!" [00:04] I don't have a highest attribute. [00:04] my cunning and willpower are both 4. [00:05] Then you get to pick one. [00:05] cunning. [00:05] 1d6 [00:05] Parasitologist, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3] [00:05] * Thorn has joined #Maid-RPG [00:05] (Dammit i'm curious) [00:05] Coercion - If you win a roll of Cunning Vs. Athletics, you can tear off someone’s clothes. [00:05] Space Pirate. [00:05] Very powerful. [00:05] I rolled a space pirate. With all random rolls. [00:05] Fuck yes, you are the best game ever. [00:06] Can someone send me te book please? I'm sorry [00:06] So, there's and Irish Catgirl Loli, a WWII Communist On Drugs, and a Space Pirate Of Awesome. [00:06] Wait. So I can threaten to nakedify people? [00:06] You see, in this game, a maid suffers penalties if she's not wearing parts of her uniform. [00:06] catch you people later! [00:06] * Della has quit IRC (Quit: Della) [00:06] Man. She's going to fucking abuse this power to make weaker maids do her work for her. [00:06] -7 if you're nekkid. [00:07] * LinaInverse has joined #Maid-RPG [00:07] * Parasitologist uses her disintegrator ray to remove clothing! [00:07] I am interested in this game, but have not even once looked at the ruleset. [00:07] oh crap. Lina Inverse. [00:07] HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA [00:07] OH SHIT [00:07] Usually? Can you send it to me? I'm sorry for being a bother [00:07] GET IN THE CAR [00:07] My highest is Will. [00:07] At a 4. [00:07] I don't believe the game is out yet. [00:07] er, the link to the PDF [00:07] Okay. Roll em! [00:07] Tsurupettan~ [00:07] So how do you guys know the rules? [00:07] Who do I need to Fireball to get a spot in this? [00:08] Fireball him for me too [00:08] Whoever it is [00:08] * Vaeryne points at UsuallyRandom. [00:08] the rules are painfully simple. And the GM can tell us. We don't need to Shit Twinkie the rules to have a good time. [00:08] 1d6 [00:08] Hobbit, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2] [00:08] That's totally true [00:08] * Thorn nods "Just be nice to know the basics at least" [00:08] http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y284/HobbitWoC/swordlikethis.jpg?t=1217434085 Also, this is her Bastard Sword. [00:08] ... Is it masterwork? [00:08] right. so prime me on the basics, would you? [00:09] Roll again I never understand that one. [00:09] * Testbug has joined #Maid-RPG [00:09] which one? [00:09] 1d6 [00:09] So, next set of people being rolled will be? [00:09] Hobbit, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1] [00:09] Maybe I'll understand it? [00:09] Or, rather, CC'd. [00:09] * Testbug has quit IRC (Quit: Testbug) [00:09] Immune to Pain - During a battle, even if you’re sent flying, you don’t take any Stress. Outside of battle, however, you can still take Stress points like usual. [00:10] .....lol. [00:10] Wow [00:10] Her parents beat her so much she's immune to pain. [00:10] I'm Shirou! [00:10] Oh dear. [00:10] THINK FAST! [00:10] That's.. [00:10] Fitting. [00:10] The other one was this "KKD You can spend 1D6 points of Favor to add an Athletics roll to your Stress. You cannot use this to deliberately avoid the natural removal of Stress points." [00:10] I even got a sword. [00:11] Man what? [00:11] I am confused. [00:11] All our rolls have been rather fitting [00:11] So. [00:11] Like my raygun. [00:11] Sci-fi laser pistol. [00:12] PhaserRazerbananafanafotaser. [00:12] I suppose we should wait till they finish their characters up Lina [00:12] yeah, that sounds like a plan. [00:12] that all? [00:12] Which should be just about now [00:12] I'll name her Caitlin. [00:13] I'll be rolling with you guys too. [00:13] I need a suitably epic name [00:13] Yeah. Actually, I think I can run a brief game session now if we're gonna get more people. [00:13] You got me [00:13] And other people [00:13] So who wants to make a character? [00:13] Me [00:13] And LinaInverse [00:13] As a Loli catgirl, do I get the power to summon a street party whenever someone calls my name? [00:13] I do as well :) [00:13] And I think Thorn and Vaeryne [00:13] Ill make one. [00:13] And Vince [00:13] Holy shit [00:13] This is turning into a harem [00:14] Maid RPG is sort of based on the harem dynamic, no> [00:14] ? [00:14] Of course [00:14] And subverting it into delicious sexual experimentation. [00:14] Now I totally want to know the Master [00:14] Me! [00:14] And Girls In Love. [00:14] I am making of the character! [00:14] Okay, Random? [00:15] Okay... Mokuren, Lina and Vae, we'll roll em up. [00:15] I'm going to go take a 3.5-hour nap so that I can wake up in time for the game. [00:15] Hi Ads! [00:15] I think there was Thorn too that wanted in [00:15] I'd probably like to roll too so I can jump in if I oversleep. [00:15] Sure. We're gonna run a mini game before then. [00:15] Hooray! [00:16] (You'd better fucking give me high Affection, DiceMaid.) [00:16] Thorn, sorry, but you can play at the 1pm game. [00:16] Oh, sure no problem [00:16] come back at 1? [00:16] okay. Let's see. What's the system, and what do I roll to create? [00:16] All random. [00:16] How I roll my meido? :spiderman.jpg: [00:16] You roll shit and Awesome Shit happens [00:16] right, but what shit do I roll? [00:16] lol i dunno [00:16] * LawnPygmy has joined #Maid-RPG [00:17] Moo! [00:17] I need you guys to make a character sheet document, put "Name" "Age", Maid Types, Athletics, Affection, Skill, Cunning, Luck and Will. [00:18] So Ads, why don't you go first. [00:18] Zaahira. [00:18] Okay, let's see if I remember how stats are rolled... [00:18] Roll 2d6 6 times, and divide by 3. [00:18] Got it. [00:18] It's a 2d6 divided by three for each stat. [00:18] Still have some notes from last time. [00:18] Round up? Round down? [00:18] You roll for each stat,. [00:18] Affection is the uberstat. [00:18] Down [00:18] Not like D&D. [00:18] Ok [00:19] 2d6 Athletics [00:19] 2d6 Cunning [00:19] 2d6 AFFECTION GODDAMMIT [00:19] 2d6 Skill [00:19] 2d6 Luck [00:19] 2d6 Will [00:19] Adslahnit, Athletics: 4 [2d6=1,3] [00:19] Adslahnit, Cunning: 8 [2d6=2,6] [00:19] Adslahnit, AFFECTION GODDAMMIT: 6 [2d6=4,2] [00:19] Adslahnit, Skill: 10 [2d6=6,4] [00:19] Adslahnit, Luck: 9 [2d6=3,6] [00:19] Adslahnit, Will: 6 [2d6=1,5] [00:19] Cool [00:20] wow. fairly good stats. [00:20] shall I, now? [00:20] :<, 2 Affection. [00:20] BAWWWW some more, minmaxer. [00:20] From what I learned in the last game, you can have uber Affection and shit-tastic other stats and still... be fairly good. [00:20] Anyway, let's move on. [00:20] Maid archetypes? [00:20] * Dylan16807 has joined #Maid-RPG [00:20] Uh. [00:20] Other people./ [00:20] Personalities, I mean. [00:21] Ads. [00:21] We're going through 3 at time. [00:21] 2d6 Athletics [00:21] LinaInverse, Athletics: 6 [2d6=3,3] [00:21] 2d6 Cunning [00:21] So wait for the others. [00:21] LinaInverse, Cunning: 9 [2d6=4,5] [00:21] 2d6 Affection [00:21] LinaInverse, Affection: 4 [2d6=3,1] [00:21] UsuallyRandom made us do it all in one go. [00:21] FFF... [00:21] 2d6 skill [00:21] LinaInverse, skill: 7 [2d6=3,4] [00:21] Ads is okay. [00:21] At least last time. [00:21] 2d6 luck [00:21] LinaInverse, luck: 3 [2d6=1,2] [00:21] 2d6 will [00:21] LinaInverse, will: 9 [2d6=6,3] [00:21] I suck... [00:21] Me? [00:21] 2d6 Athletics [00:22] Mokuren, Athletics: 7 [2d6=5,2] [00:22] 2d6 Affection [00:22] Mokuren, Affection: 7 [2d6=3,4] [00:22] 2d6 Skill [00:22] Mokuren, Skill: 5 [2d6=3,2] [00:22] 2d6 Cunning [00:22] Mokuren, Cunning: 4 [2d6=2,2] [00:22] 2d6 Luck [00:22] Mokuren, Luck: 7 [2d6=2,5] [00:22] Zaahira Skywind. [00:22] 2d6 Will [00:22] Mokuren, Will: 10 [2d6=4,6] [00:22] Okay... Mokuren, Lina and Vae, we'll roll em up. [00:22] Roll 2d6 Athletics [00:22] MOP GOES WHERE? [00:22] brb [00:22] 2d6 Athletics [00:22] Vaeryne, Athletics: 6 [2d6=5,1] [00:22] Athletics: 2. Cunning: 3. Affection: 1 (round down, yes?), Skill: 2, Luck: 1, Will: 3 [00:22] I know, but Ads is gonna play later. [00:22] B-B-But U_R made us all do it in one go last time. [00:22] 2d6 Cunning [00:22] Vaeryne, Cunning: 5 [2d6=1,4] [00:22] 2d6 Affection [00:22] Vaeryne, Affection: 6 [2d6=2,4] [00:22] 2d6 Skill [00:22] Vaeryne, Skill: 8 [2d6=3,5] [00:22] 2d6 Luck [00:22] Vaeryne, Luck: 3 [2d6=1,2] [00:22] As in, each person did everything one at a time. [00:23] 2d6 Will [00:23] Vaeryne, Will: 6 [2d6=4,2] [00:23] But I suppose rolling stats for everyone is fine. [00:23] gonna lay down for a bit. My eyes hurt. If you guys start gaming and I'm not here, gimme a call. [00:23] number's in my away message. just call or text me. [00:23] Right. So for Maid Types? [00:23] 2 1 2 2 1 2? [00:23] =/ [00:24] * Parasitologist is now known as Zaahira [00:24] Ah, well. [00:24] As I recall, you have two personalities. [00:24] You can have a double personality though. [00:24] Tsun and Dere? [00:24] Don't worry. Now we go to Maid Types which can change your stats. Personality or Traits. Think of this as the classifications fans give you when they watch the anime. [00:24] Cool and Sexy, for example, or Double Heroic. [00:24] Right. [00:25] Ads, go ahead and roll 2d6. [00:25] Right. And I presume Personality and Traits are dealt with later? [00:25] Yes. [00:25] Cool and Spicy [00:25] These are more or less like races, in that they modify your stats. [00:25] roll 2d6 [00:25] Adslahnit, 2d6: 11 [2d6=6,5] [00:25] I may not be able to stay for the mini-game. [00:25] Mind if I show up for the later one? [00:25] 1 PM Pacific, right? [00:26] Yes. [00:26] Great. [00:26] See you then. Please e-mail me your sheet when possible. [00:26] I'll be back by then. [00:26] I thought it was 2 PM pacific? [00:26] You said that on /tg/. [00:27] I figure the game will happen at around 2. There's gonna be creation and rule explaining. [00:27] Okay, can we resume the chargen? [00:28] Man, I got the suck stats, I AM THE ONLY NORMAL PERSON. [00:28] 2pm is also the planned game for sunday. [00:28] You won't be normal for long [00:28] TRUST ME [00:28] http://zip.4chan.org/tg/res/2265111.html [00:28] No he said 1. [00:28] Okay. So Ads got Boyish and Heroine. [00:28] Stat modifiers? [00:28] Lina, you go? [00:29] Hang on. [00:29] I rolled stats, but I was waiting for it to be my turn on types. [00:29] roll 2d6 [00:29] LinaInverse, 2d6: 10 [2d6=6,4] [00:29] Hm, did any of the archetypes give stat PENALTIES last time? [00:29] I think they did. [00:29] They do. [00:29] So ads, you get +1 to Athletics and Will, Subtract -1 from Luck and Skill. [00:29] If I take penalties on my cunning, I'm really going MOP GOES WHERE? [00:30] Athletics: 2 [00:30] Cunning: 2 [00:30] Affection: 2 [00:30] Skill: 2 [00:30] Luck: 2 [00:30] Will: 3 [00:30] If I take a penalty to my cunning or luck, they will be of the 0. [00:30] I'm an all-arounder, I guess. [00:30] Lina. You get "Cool" and "Heroine" [00:30] Boyish Heroine means I'm Bruce Willis. [00:30] Do it Vae. Have Only negitives and positives [00:30] Oh, this'll be good. [00:30] Lotsa heroines in this party. [00:30] 2d6 [00:30] Vaeryne, 2d6: 10 [2d6=5,5] [00:30] Cool means... [00:30] Yuki Nagato cool. [00:31] You have Ciel level boots. [00:31] Hold on Vae. [00:31] Vae should be like DOUBLE BOYISH [00:31] Affection 1, Luck 1. Athletics 2, Skill 2. Cunning 3, Will 3 [00:31] And that's amusing; I was naming the character Yuuki [00:31] * Orrin has joined #Maid-RPG [00:32] So random, 1 PM is 3.5 hours from now, right? [00:32] 2.5 [00:32] Er. [00:32] No [00:32] 3.5 [00:32] Lina... Add +1 to skill and will. Subtract -1 from affection and luck. [00:32] ... [00:32] Yes. See you at 2pm. [00:32] :gonk: [00:32] 0 AFFECTION, YOU ARE LOVELESS. [00:32] 0 LUCK, YOU ARE CURSED. [00:32] NOBODY LOVES YOU [00:32] I AM EMOTIONLESS [00:33] Hm, this didn't happen last time. What DOES happen, Random? [00:33] Yeah, can I reroll that? [00:33] No, 0s are fine, too, right? [00:33] No, it's fine. Zero is okay, and you can boost it up later in game. [00:33] 1 IS the human average, after all. [00:33] 0 is just below that. [00:33] I suuuuuck...T_T [00:33] Alright i'll show up at 2 :) [00:34] You're just Yuki Nagato level of human expression [00:34] It's kind of cool [00:34] Cool is listed under these traits: "Composed, expressionless, unflappable, doll-like" [00:34] HISUI! [00:34] Okay, background? [00:34] You mean Kohaku. [00:34] Wait [00:34] No. [00:34] There's me and Vae still [00:34] I mean Hisui. [00:34] Just guys... chill out. [00:35] Vae... you got Boyish x 2 [00:35] HUGE GUTS! [00:35] Is she a dyke? [00:35] Add plus 2 to athletics and subtract 2 from your skill. [00:35] No. [00:36] YOU'RE A MAN, MAN [00:36] * LawnPygmy waves, finally. [00:36] Ok [00:36] Here I go [00:36] 2d6 Maid Tropes [00:36] Mokuren, Maid Tropes: 5 [2d6=3,2] [00:36] Boyish has the following keywords one could interpret for the type "Wild, energetic, vigorous, at first glance looks like a boy." [00:36] Athletics: 4 Affection: 2 Skill: 0 Cunning: 1 Luck: 1 Will: 2 [00:37] delicious reverse trap [00:37] Awesome! [00:37] So she could be a moonbat, or really playful or whatever. [00:37] Moonbat. :D [00:37] The trick with having one high stat is trying to use it for everything. And I do mean everything. [00:37] * Mokuren has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [00:37] Mokuren... you are Sexy and Pure! [00:38] and ejected, for some reason. [00:38] * Lord_Specineff13 has joined #Maid-RPG [00:38] SPEEEEEC. [00:38] Spiff! [00:38] * LawnPygmy waves. [00:38] Me. [00:38] I'm Touhou-ized Bruce Willis, I called it! [00:38] Who? [00:38] * LawnPygmy waves at Adsf, too. [00:38] Oh wait, I called Touhou-ized Bruce Willis for a warlock :< [00:38] * Arcade_Bumstead has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [00:39] That's okay, I have my own concept for a warlock, even if it's NSFW. [00:39] So. Athletics: 2, Cunning: 3, Affection: 0 (!), Skill: 3, Luck: 0 (!), Will: 4. I'm not seeing it. [00:39] Mechanically sound, thematically questionable. Ha! [00:39] * Arcade_Bumstead has joined #Maid-RPG [00:39] Hey, you have two 3s. [00:39] I don't want to know what your Harrowstorm is D: [00:40] I just can't seem to come up with an idea to fit the luckless, loveless, high-willed one other than just Yuuki. [00:40] Don't worry. [00:40] One 4 - Two 2s - Two 1s - One 0 [00:40] The next parts take care of the idea for you. [00:40] you can get a zero? [00:40] Down-On-Her-Luck-chan. [00:40] Yes. [00:40] You should be able to on basic if its divided by 3 [00:40] Hobo-tan! [00:41] Hobo-kun. :D [00:41] Great, what happened to Mokuren [00:41] You know, one of the players in the first IRC playtest seriously got 5 Affection through good rolls. [00:41] She was... quite lucky. [00:42] * Thorn has quit IRC (Quit: ) [00:42] Hehe. [00:42] I once got "Boyish" then later on in chargen, got "Actually a Guy". [00:42] ...no wonder the maid is boyish. [00:42] The funny thing is that she's known as the unluckiest person ever when it comes to other games in the group she and I are in :V [00:42] * Zaahira has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [00:42] So anyway... [00:42] I got double boyish. [00:43] I'm a reverse trap! [00:43] We'll get to Mokuren later when he comes back. [00:43] Shota maid. [00:43] Interesting. [00:43] You could be Actually A Boy. :V [00:43] Backgrounds then? [00:43] * LawnPygmy waves a tentacle eagerly at Random. [00:44] If you want to play her as a reverse trap, sure, but the type can also mean personality. [00:44] Hi Lawn. [00:44] Hio. :3 [00:44] Hmm, well, we'll see when we move on. [00:44] Let's get through this and see if Moku comes back. [00:44] I'd like to try when these two(?) are done. [00:44] Three. [00:44] Or 4. [00:44] Three. :V [00:44] If Moku gets back. [00:45] Ads is playing later. [00:45] Same. [00:45] There's also a weekend game for some of you, right? [00:45] Nacht gave me instructions to harass you, Hobbit. [00:45] Yes, I'll be running the adventures. [00:45] So... okay. Now we get to maid colors. Ads, can you roll 3 sets of 2d6 for me? [00:46] 2d6 [00:46] 2d6 [00:46] 2d6 [00:46] Adslahnit, 2d6: 7 [2d6=6,1] [00:46] Adslahnit, 2d6: 2 [2d6=1,1] [00:46] Adslahnit, 2d6: 12 [2d6=6,6] [00:46] Is that another transparent/prismatic I see? [00:46] Random, what's your Email so I can send the sheet? [00:46] 12! [00:46] * Night_of_Wallachia has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [00:46] Is it RAINBOW? [00:46] Red, Vermillion and Transparent/Rainbow Colored/Prismatic. [00:47] I called it! [00:47] Okay, you know what I'm doing. [00:47] =3 [00:47] INVISIBLE HAIR [00:47] Transparent eyes. [00:47] :V [00:47] shall I, now? [00:47] Come on, LIBERATE TUTEMET EX INFERIS. [00:47] Okay. for the colors, assign them to eyes, hair and uniform how you choose AFTER you finish everything else. [00:48] TRANSPARENT UNIFORM [00:48] * Night_of_Wallachia has joined #Maid-RPG [00:48] Go ahead Lina. Roll. [00:48] roll 2d6 [00:48] LinaInverse, 2d6: 7 [2d6=5,2] [00:48] roll 2d6 [00:48] roll 2d6 [00:48] LinaInverse, 2d6: 10 [2d6=4,6] [00:48] LinaInverse, 2d6: 3 [2d6=2,1] [00:48] Transparent uniform. :D [00:48] DO IT [00:48] * Parasitologist has joined #Maid-RPG [00:49] Navy Blue, Silver and Purple. [00:49] very well [00:49] Should I...? [00:49] Not too shabby. Go ahead Vae. [00:49] 2d6 [00:49] 2d6 [00:49] Vaeryne, 2d6: 9 [2d6=5,4] [00:49] 2d6 [00:49] Vaeryne, 2d6: 7 [2d6=4,3] [00:49] Vaeryne, 2d6: 12 [2d6=6,6] [00:50] I honestly think the creation is just as fun as the actual game. [00:50] It is. :3 [00:50] * Mokuren has joined #Maid-RPG [00:50] FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF [00:50] While you were gone, Ads got a transparent uniform. [00:50] So [00:50] Lol [00:50] What were my maid tropes? [00:50] 7's are, as can be expected, popping up quite a bit [00:50] I was still BACK THERE [00:50] Sexy and Pure. [00:51] Cool [00:51] What do I get? [00:51] Navy Blue uniform, Silver eyes, Purple hair. I know I shouldn't determine it yet, but I've got a theme going. [00:51] Gray, Cream and Rainbow/Prisim/Transparent [00:51] So I'm computer colored? =3 [00:51] Do I need to roll colours now? [00:52] (What did Sexy and Pure do, by the way?) [00:52] Okay. Hold on everyone. Moku, you're sexy and pure. So stat wise, you need to make these changes to your attributes. [00:52] Computress. [00:52] Add +1 to Affection and -1 to your will. [00:52] Ok [00:53] Athletics 2, Affection 3, Skill 1, Cunning 1, Luck 2, Will 2 [00:53] Pure love maid [00:53] Your pure maid type means she might be the following "Pure, innocent, clean, fragile" [00:53] Hm, 3 affection. [00:53] While sexy can be "Charming, coquettish, womanly body, glamorous" [00:53] I'm like a MOEBLOB [00:54] Ok [00:54] Now uniform colour? [00:54] Alright. Moku, go roll 2d6 3 times to determine your colors and then later on assign them to eyes, hair and uniform. [00:54] Ok [00:54] 3#2d6 [00:54] Mokuren, 3#2d6: 9 [2d6=4,5], 6 [2d6=5,1], 8 [2d6=4,4] [00:55] I forgot we could do that. [00:55] Gray (again) Brown and white. [00:55] Ok [00:55] Yep. you can. [00:55] Now the best part. [00:55] Backgrounds? [00:55] SPECIAL QUALITIES! [00:55] Oh, I thought that was last. [00:56] Ads, show em how its done... [00:56] SPECIAL! [00:56] :D [00:56] Roll a 2d6 for me. [00:56] BOMBS [00:56] Hm, won't this mean I won't get a choice since Will is my highest stat? [00:56] 2d6 [00:56] Adslahnit, 2d6: 9 [2d6=3,6] [00:56] That's powers. [00:56] Oh. I'm getting the terminology confused ._. [00:57] Special Qualities are the weird background stuff. Your maid power is later. [00:57] Right, right. [00:57] This is where you get to be something retardd. [00:57] *retarded [00:57] Angel/Devil - You are a being from another world charged with judging good and evil. The design and the details of your origins are up to you. [00:57] Oh God.. [00:57] Etna/Flonne femslash [00:57] Can I be a 4e angel? [00:58] there, backstory [00:58] No, because 4e sux. [00:58] NO U [00:58] I'll roll next. [00:58] * Lord_Specineff13 drops an Orcusflandre on Hobbit's head. [00:58] Whatever you want. But you must build additional pylons. [00:58] 2d6 [00:58] LinaInverse, 2d6: 7 [2d6=5,2] [00:58] Hang on Lina. [00:58] I'd better roll dual weapons for my weapon. [00:58] oh? [00:58] Ads gets two more rolls on this. [00:58] 2d6 [00:58] 2d6 [00:58] oh, okay. [00:58] Adslahnit, 2d6: 8 [2d6=3,5] [00:58] Adslahnit, 2d6: 3 [2d6=1,2] [00:59] * LawnPygmy has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [00:59] Princess - You’re actually the daughter of a family of even greater standing than the master. Depending on the setting, you could even be from another country’s royal family. [00:59] and... Freckles - You have freckles. [00:59] XD [00:59] PROTOSS ANGEL PRINCESS WITH FRECKLES. [01:00] So I think that would look weird being a protoss angel thing. [01:00] Laharl/Flonne 'fic. You're the son of the Overlord. [01:00] OMFG [01:00] *daughter, Lina. [01:00] ALL MEIDOS ARE FEMALE. [01:00] Daughter, yes. [01:00] Except [01:00] Well... [01:00] Except. [01:00] SCREW YOU. I'M ROLLING 'REALLY A BOY' JUST TO PISS YOU OFF [01:00] Except those that aren't [01:00] Alright. Lina, it's your turn. [01:00] CRUISE CONTRO [01:00] 2d6 [01:00] LinaInverse, 2d6: 2 [2d6=1,1] [01:00] 2d6 [01:00] LinaInverse, 2d6: 7 [2d6=2,5] [01:00] 2d6 [01:00] LinaInverse, 2d6: 5 [2d6=1,4] [01:00] Glasses. [01:01] Glasses - You wear glasses, and can’t use contact lenses. The frame design can be whatever you want. [01:01] Yeah. [01:01] You're Yuki. [01:01] Quiet - You have a cool, subtle demeanor. No, there are no rules regarding how often you speak. [01:01] Yeah, can I drain Athletics into Luck? [01:01] Oh you have no idea. [01:01] ... [01:01] ... [01:01] You are very Yuki. [01:01] Did he seriously roll this? [01:01] Holy shit [01:01] she, startlingly. [01:01] and yes. [01:01] Yes, she did. [01:02] * Dong_Hou has joined #Maid-RPG [01:02] and my third? [01:02] and finally... Overactive Imagination - You frequently get caught up in your own imaginary world. [01:02] in b4 "Actually a boy" [01:02] Might be why she's so damn quiet. [01:02] >_< [01:02] when she opens her mouth you find out why she keeps it shut. [01:02] Lol [01:02] * Dong_Hou is now known as LawnPygmy [01:02] This is awesome [01:03] What's in her mouth? :V [01:03] Okay,Vae... you're up. [01:03] 3#2d6 No, I'm the only one here who gets "Actually a boy", just to spite me. [01:03] Vaeryne, No, I'm the only one here who gets "Actually a boy", just to spite me.: 9 [2d6=5,4], 5 [2d6=4,1], 10 [2d6=4,6] [01:03] wouldn't you like to know, tentacle-boy? [01:03] You have no clue how much I want to reroll Overactive Imagination right now. [01:04] What do I need to roll to get tentacles? [01:04] :V [01:04] My Foot + Your Ass, Target Number 11 [01:04] sorry guys, I had to get the door. [01:04] No worries. [01:05] Vae... I need you to roll 1d6 three times. You got sub table results. [01:05] 3#1d6 [01:05] Vaeryne, 3#1d6: 4 [1d6=4], 6 [1d6=6], 6 [1d6=6] [01:05] So, do any of us get rerolls? Say, 1 reroll after are characters are done? Not for stats though. I'm just not seeing freckles on a protoss angel. [01:05] Lina, we can re-roll that SQ after the others are done. [01:05] yeah, lol freckles [01:06] I need to have godly luck and roll dual beam swords for my weapon. [01:06] Freckles are nice [01:06] You got Tragic Love- Former Prostitute - You used to sell your body, for cheap. A complex remains. [01:07] wat [01:07] :V [01:07] wat [01:07] zomg [01:07] Wat. [01:07] ahahaa [01:07] This is serious business. [01:07] Next up, you got... Uniform. [01:07] This is the best RPG ever. [01:07] Yeah. [01:07] Wait! [01:07] There's me [01:07] You're next. [01:08] 2d6 Special qualities [01:08] Mokuren, Special qualities: 8 [2d6=3,5] [01:08] Ok, Former Prostitute was something I didn't see coming [01:08] You got a special uniform. Kappougi - Instead of a Western maid uniform, you wear a Japanese-style one with a kimono and an apron over it. See p. XX for a picture of one. [01:08] Ah! Sorry [01:08] Like Kohaku? [01:08] Yes. [01:08] Yeah. [01:08] Vae. [01:08] Like Kohaku. [01:08] Like Kohaku's. [01:08] :awesome: [01:08] NO OBJECTIONS. [01:08] So your prostitute getup was a Japanese Maid outfit! [01:08] :V [01:08] Okay. Your last one was a Accessory. [01:09] Is it a frilly hat? [01:09] Better. [01:09] Pet - You have a cat, snake, raven, or some other small animal as a pet that rests on your shoulder or in your hand. [01:09] A sidekick! [01:10] You get to figure out what it is. [01:10] It's a little hat with eyes. [01:10] a baby tentacle beastie! [01:10] Rightright! [01:10] * Della has joined #Maid-RPG [01:10] That floats around beside you. [01:10] oh hai back [01:10] TENTACLES! [01:10] Della, I'm apparently a 4e angel. [01:10] Y HALO THAR. [01:10] o/ if I were a deep one o/ [01:10] buh? [01:10] I'm going out for now. [01:10] With invisible eyes. [01:10] Show me what happens. [01:10] I'm a former prostitute! [01:11] invisible eyes again? [01:11] Ads = angel/demon, princess, freckles [01:11] But I have a Kohaku style maid uniform so yeah! [01:11] I don't know what I am YET [01:11] Unstatted! [01:11] Ads... you might want to go for some sort of devil or standard angel type. [01:11] Yeah. [01:11] Especially since 4e angels suck. [01:11] you are a princess. The protoss angels don't exactly have that. [01:11] * Hobbit leaves. [01:11] I kid you not, my Yuuki got Glasses, Quiet, and Overactive Imagination [01:11] Why not? Can it be just a 4e angel with a regular face? [01:11] I plan to reroll the last. [01:11] You're a princess. [01:11] sure, you mean with the floaty no legs thing? [01:11] Astral royality. [01:12] 4e angels don't have princesses. [01:12] Yes, floaty no legs, Tyrael wings. [01:12] Anything I need to roll still? [01:12] They do now. [01:12] UR, while on the bus i've been thinking. can i reroll the criminal behaviour? [01:12] We're asking for 1 reroll each, I guess. [01:12] I'm rerolling Freckles. [01:12] Sure, but ya gotta wait your turn. [01:12] I'm still rolling my ordinary stuff [01:12] ok, just asking [01:12] I had a 3, 5 [01:12] Moku... you there? [01:12] In b4 actually a boy. [01:12] Go, Moku! [01:12] Go! [01:12] Go! [01:12] Trying to be a TRAP! [01:13] Roll 2d6 for me. [01:13] delicious trap [01:13] Whats the roll needed for trap, anyway? [01:13] 2d6 Special Qualities lol [01:13] Mokuren, Special Qualities lol: 3 [2d6=1,2] [01:13] Not 1, 2 I guess [01:13] Roll 2 more times. [01:13] The jack bauer number. [01:14] Okay. Moku, your maid has Freckles. [01:14] Yay! [01:14] Roll again. [01:14] 2d6 MORE special qualities lol [01:14] Mokuren, MORE special qualities lol: 5 [2d6=1,4] [01:14] WTF? [01:14] Roll that again please. [01:14] What was it? [01:14] Quiet. Again. [01:14] Ok [01:14] 5 (1, 4) [01:14] 2d6 AGAIN [01:14] Mokuren, AGAIN: 3 [2d6=1,2] [01:14] LOL [01:14] Dice hates me [01:14] AGAIN! [01:15] 2d6 AGAIN! [01:15] Mokuren, AGAIN!: 9 [2d6=4,5] [01:15] SCHNELL! [01:15] Ah, better [01:15] Better. [01:15] you are VERY quiet and have A LOT of freckles [01:15] Moo! [01:15] Lol [01:15] Hair style! [01:15] HAIR STYLE! [01:15] 1d6 [01:15] Mokuren, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3] [01:15] Awesome. [01:15] bald for the bald god [01:15] AWESOME HAIR [01:15] YOUR HAIR CAN GRAPPLE PEOPLE. [01:15] It's made of puppies. [01:15] Mesh - You have a mesh haircut, a short, stylish hairdo that’s trendy in Japan. [01:16] :V [01:16] A what? [01:16] a quiet punk with freckles. [01:16] Mesh haircut [01:16] Ah [01:16] Punk Hair [01:16] Just say PUNK, it's easier [01:16] not actually [01:16] lol punkhair [01:16] One more, I guess [01:17] 2d6 LAST SPECIAL [01:17] Mokuren, LAST SPECIAL: 4 [2d6=2,2] [01:17] hmm, hair like this? http://images.minitokyo.net:8001/view/212905.jpg [01:17] I hope I got a better face than that [01:17] Yeah. [01:17] Those eyes are not right. [01:17] http://66.49.202.25/pics22/lillyxRaspWaves.jpg [01:17] you're like whatsisname from Gals. [01:18] AAAAAH [01:18] Now I get it [01:18] Cool [01:18] I kind of always called them méches, that's why [01:18] ANYWHOW [01:18] Okay... lemme check 22. [01:18] 2, 2 as last roll [01:18] Albino - You have no pigment. You’re not necessarily completely colorless, and this can simply be a very pale complexion. [01:19] Wow [01:19] wow. [01:19] This forces me to reroll freckles, thought [01:19] :V [01:19] Rei Ayanami? [01:19] No it doesn't. [01:19] Well I'll be rerolling them anyways. Later. [01:19] Damnit, I WANT those random tables. [01:19] They were really lasy. [01:19] Okay. Who wants re-rolls on the SQ table? [01:20] Me [01:20] me [01:20] I. [01:20] I shall reroll my freckles. [01:20] Maybe, me. [01:20] yo! [01:20] I'll go first. [01:20] Tell me what you're sacrificing. [01:20] Freckles. They're not AWESOME enough compared to the rest [01:20] and then roll it. [01:20] rerolling Overactive Imagination [01:20] Prostitute, doesn't really fit with what I have in mind. [01:20] Criminal Tendency - Addiction [01:20] 2d6 REROLLING [01:20] Mokuren, REROLLING: 2 [2d6=1,1] [01:20] roll 2d6 [01:20] LinaInverse, 2d6: 6 [2d6=1,5] [01:20] for the same reason [01:20] Lol [01:20] 1, 1 [01:20] 2d6 begone, foul freckles. [01:20] Adslahnit, begone, foul freckles.: 5 [2d6=3,2] [01:20] Roll again Moku. [01:20] 2d6 AGAIN [01:20] Mokuren, AGAIN: 10 [2d6=5,5] [01:20] What was it? [01:21] I agree what was it. [01:21] Easygoing - You take things slow and calm, at your own pace. This doesn’t affect your attributes. this is your result Lina. [01:21] TAKE IT EASY! [01:21] What was the 1, 1. [01:21] YUKKURI SHITEITTE NE [01:21] YUKK- [01:21] YUKI [01:21] Yukkurimind. [01:21] scary [01:21] Yukkuriminded [01:21] :3 [01:22] mh, now i know what to make appear with my "SAW IT!" power. [01:22] and Moku, your first reroll was glasses. You can keep that if you want. [01:22] * LawnPygmy squeezes Lina onto a bun. [01:22] Nah [01:22] 5, 5 sounds COOLER [01:22] but, but, delicious meganekko... [01:22] Quiet, unloved, glasses-wearing, easygoing, high-will, high-Cunning-And-Skill. [01:22] We have Yuuki already, damnit [01:22] You're right. 55 is Dark Past. Roll a 1d6. [01:22] 1d6 [01:22] Mokuren, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6] [01:22] HOLY SHIT [01:23] this is ending badly [01:23] who else is Yuki? [01:23] Runaway - You’ve left your real home without permission. [01:23] Now that's cooler [01:23] Be back in a minute. [01:23] What is 3, 2, pray tell? [01:23] An albino punk that fled from home [01:24] question: "Saw it" is a purely narrative power, or one that actually exist in the game-world? As in, it's something the PLAYER uses, or something the CHARACTER uses (either knowingly or unconsciously)? [01:24] 32... is cat girl. [01:24] because i'm getting a scary idea. [01:24] FUCK YEAH. [01:24] FUCK YEAH CATGIRL MAID [01:24] :3 [01:24] FUCK YEAH CATGIRL 4E ANGEL WITH TRANSPARENT EYES. [01:24] CAT GIRL ANGEL PRINCESS MAID [01:24] too many fetishes rolled in one character [01:24] Bakc. [01:25] Sorry, you're gonna have to make them prismatic. She's holy, your last one was some evil hell reaper. [01:25] Ah... I'm kidding. [01:25] Sure, sure. [01:25] Could she go with two different colored eyes instead of prismatic? [01:25] Prismatic eyes are... well, they're one step away from color-changing eyes. [01:25] desu [01:26] Heterochromia! [01:26] desu desu [01:26] Hm, I could do that. [01:26] DESUDESUDESUDESUDESU [01:26] Sure, there can be two colors, his choice. [01:26] HETEROCHROMIA~DESU [01:26] ... Bokuboku. [01:26] boku. [01:26] boku is love, too. [01:26] Wait a second. [01:27] Okay, one brown and one blue (David Bowie), or one red and one blue? [01:27] Nenvermind. [01:27] Oh, everyone, I think now is a great time to tell you that one of the new items in the american Maid RPG book is the DESU NOTE. [01:27] Devil eyes: Blue/red. [01:27] DESU NOOTO [01:27] i want that [01:27] DESU NOOOTO [01:27] JUST AS DESU'D [01:27] DESU NOOOTO [01:27] :V [01:27] Whoevers name is written in this book will become a doll? [01:27] Wait, I thought nobody gets killed in Maid RPG? [01:27] It turns your character into a weaboo. [01:27] Was it WEAPONS or POWERS now? [01:28] Just like Bleach. [01:28] wait [01:28] i haven't rolled [01:28] Ah [01:28] True [01:28] 2d6 [01:28] Della, 2d6: 8 [2d6=2,6] [01:28] Della, that's right. Go ahead and roll. [01:28] 26... [01:28] I roll next? [01:28] what's that? [01:28] Greedy - You will do absolutely anything for the sake of money. What was this in place of? [01:28] Addiction, criminal. [01:29] criminal tendencies. mhh, this works even less. [01:29] For Della. [01:29] :V [01:29] Okay. [01:29] i'd rather stick with addiction then, if the alternative is greedy [01:29] Addicted to money! [01:29] I'll let you get one more chance. [01:29] Go ahead and roll. [01:29] ah, thanks [01:29] 2d7 last chance [01:29] Della, last chance: 2 [2d7=1,1] [01:29] err [01:29] lol [01:29] 2d6 [01:29] Della, 2d6: 6 [2d6=4,2] [01:29] * LawnPygmy shoves quarters in his mouth. [01:30] At this point, my character is like something from DeviantArt :V [01:30] lol [01:30] You mean Gaia. [01:30] Symbol - roll a d6. [01:30] They're the same site. [01:30] 1d6 this better be a star [01:30] You're a maid angel. [01:30] Della, this better be a star: 3 [1d6=3] [01:30] Hey, if you were a cripple and a ghost, you would be the ultimate moe [01:31] and a robot. [01:31] I already have Myon for my legs. [01:31] Cross - Your headdress, apron, necktie, forehead, or chest has a cross on it. [01:31] gak. [01:31] mhhh [01:31] Angel WIth Cross? [01:31] Crosses can mean many things. [01:31] i'm thinking about the "many things" [01:31] An 'X'. [01:31] First aid, martyrism... [01:31] xtreme [01:31] The number of frags [01:32] was thinking about the X [01:32] lol, right [01:32] the number if kills [01:32] *of [01:32] Or your maid uniform can be something like Medicine Melancholy's outfit. [01:32] Yep. Vae... go ahead and roll your replacement... what are you getting rid of again? [01:32] Former Prostitute. [01:32] roll 2d6 [01:32] Vaeryne, 2d6: 8 [2d6=2,6] [01:32] Aww... [01:32] Greedy. [01:32] remember, we're talking about a WWII communist maid. [01:33] Close enough. [01:33] Eh, it works better I suppose. [01:33] We can re-roll one more time. [01:33] * LawnPygmy bounces up and down eagerly. [01:33] ... Eeeh, should I? [01:33] Nah [01:33] ... I'm bad at not gambling, why not. [01:33] Take your prize, or see... WHATS IN THE BOX! [01:33] Also, UsuallyRandom, could you explain me how the "saw it!" power is supposed to work, please? [01:33] BOX~ BOX~ [01:33] roll 2d6 [01:34] Vaeryne, 2d6: 11 [2d6=5,6] [01:34] In b4 KA BOY'D [01:34] Trauma. [01:34] Roll a d6! [01:34] roll 1d6 [01:34] Vaeryne, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5] [01:34] Awww... No traps? [01:34] too bad [01:34] Family Breakup - For some reason (economic trouble?) your family was forced to break up. [01:34] :V [01:34] ("trauma: you suddenly discover that you are a boy.") [01:35] Works~! [01:35] Okay. That's everyone for SQ. [01:35] Now onto Maid Roots. How you became a maid. [01:35] MAID ROOTS [01:36] Ads, roll a 2d6 [01:36] 2d6 [01:36] Adslahnit, 2d6: 4 [2d6=3,1] [01:37] No one knows. :V [01:37] I WAS CAST FROM THE HEAVENS. [01:37] ("you were born as one") [01:37] OR THE ASTRAL SEA. WHATEVER. [01:37] no astral sea, great wheel only, final destination. [01:38] Why they explode you for 4e, FR. [01:38] Hereditary Maid - You were born into a family that has served the mansion for generations. [01:38] holy crap i was right [01:38] Dayum. [01:39] Awesome. [01:39] Makes sense... this might be a trial for your princesshood. [01:39] No, no, no. [01:39] you are the princess of the celestial maid host [01:39] You see, royalty is the servitor here. [01:39] Whatever you want. [01:39] Okay Lina, go ahead. [01:39] Or the princess of the celestial catgirl maid host, right. [01:39] 2d6 [01:39] LinaInverse, 2d6: 6 [2d6=1,5] [01:40] Mistress - Although you appear to be a maid, it would be more accurate to call you the master’s lover. [01:40] BWHAHAHAHAHA!!! [01:40] Wat [01:40] what [01:40] lol. [01:40] NO [01:40] REROLL [01:40] YES [01:40] KEEP IT [01:40] BITCH [01:40] Why are you such a slut yuki? [01:40] WOOHOO! [01:40] you bedwarmer [01:40] :3 [01:40] Okay. Go ahead and re-roll. [01:41] 2d6 [01:41] LinaInverse, 2d6: 4 [2d6=2,2] [01:41] Keep it. :V [01:41] I will choose when I see the new one. [01:41] Revenge - The master is your hated enemy, and you are infiltrating his mansion in order to extract revenge. [01:41] Yeah, keeping Mistress. [01:41] From one extreme to another [01:41] this is almost as lulzworthy [01:41] Hey, for a pet, can I get a Mima-yukkuri? >=3 *In before brick'd* [01:41] Damn, imagine if you had both [01:41] Perfect guise [01:41] What the hell is that? [01:41] Ahem. If I may mention something? [01:41] Hee. :3 [01:41] Sure. [01:41] It would! [01:41] 0 Affection Mistress [01:42] For revenge! [01:42] you don't like him. you married him for his money. [01:42] Mima-types, called "Justakkuri", are a mythical yukkuri. Said to be fickle in nature, they are said to be the strongest of all the Yukkuri. One account recalls a Mima Yukkuri killing a large wolf without much effort. They are rumored to able to erect barriers and fire anti-fortress level lasers from their mouths. Marisa types will follow them to their deaths, and cause Reimu types to go berserk with rage. [01:42] You disappointed the mistress in bed. [01:42] brb [01:42] Maybe the guy just has a rei fetish. [01:42] That's why you have 0 Affection. [01:42] *disappointed the master [01:42] Lol [01:42] LASERS! [01:42] The master in the first game was actually a mistress :V [01:43] Yep. Not this one. [01:43] I'm the OTHER kind of Mistress, too! [01:43] OOOOOHOHOHOHO! [01:43] My turn? [01:43] * LawnPygmy moos! [01:43] you need a whip. [01:43] :V [01:43] do you have a whip? [01:43] Yeah, go ahead Vae. [01:43] roll 2d6 [01:43] I will! [01:43] Vaeryne, 2d6: 10 [2d6=5,5] [01:43] Hm, it's 1:43 AM here. [01:43] The game starts at 5:00 AM for me. [01:43] 19:43 here [01:43] Returning a Favor - The master did a great service to you, and you have become a maid in order to repay him. [01:43] 1:43 PM here. [01:43] Awww. [01:43] 1:43 PM [01:43] I haven't slept yet, might everyone speed things up a bit? [01:43] TIMEMIND [01:43] INDEED [01:44] Who else is gonna roll? [01:44] ME [01:44] 2d6 MAID ORIGINS [01:44] Moku. go! [01:44] Mokuren, MAID ORIGINS: 8 [2d6=2,6] [01:44] Illegitimate Child - You are an illegitimate child. From a legal standpoint you’re no different from the master. [01:44] Didn't you run away? [01:44] Yes [01:44] complex background story. [01:44] Wow. It comes together. [01:44] Yup [01:44] You ran away only to come right back. [01:44] Everyone roll on the Maid Roots? [01:45] I came back to serve because I totally hated his parents but TOTALLY LOVE HIM [01:45] LOVE ME, NII-CHAN! [01:45] And then incest happens [01:45] * Della approves [01:45] Maybe you lived at an orphanage and ran away. [01:45] His parents don't approve so I'm pretending to be a punk [01:45] incest is best, put your sister to the test! [01:45] And of course we're childhood friends but got separated when we were little [01:45] Incest is best, put your grandma to the test! [01:45] His parents don't approve so I'm pretending to be a punk <--- THAT'S THE BEST WAY TO EARN THEIR TRUST [01:46] TOTALLY [01:46] Okay. So... enough of that. Are we done with the Maid Roots? [01:46] Yes [01:46] THE STRONGEST PUNK CAN WIN OVER THE STRONGEST PARENTS [01:46] OHOHOHOHO! [01:46] If so, lets go to Stress Explosion. Ads. [01:46] Roll. [01:46] * LinaInverse searches for an mp3 of Naga's Laugh [01:46] 2d6 Violence plees. [01:46] Adslahnit, Violence plees.: 8 [2d6=6,2] [01:47] Binge - You go crazy eating. [01:47] :V [01:47] Uh, damn. May I reroll that? [01:47] Lulz [01:47] In before YOU ARE TOO FAT TO FIT IN YOUR UNIFORM [01:47] Catgirl angel princess maid that eats like crazy. [01:47] Or you're Usagi [01:47] or Lina. [01:47] Later. Lina, please roll for your Stress Explosion. [01:48] Mary Sue, Where Are you? "Rover Heere!" [01:48] Let's just see what I get if I reroll. [01:48] 2d6 [01:48] Adslahnit, 2d6: 6 [2d6=1,5] [01:48] 2d6 [01:48] LinaInverse, 2d6: 7 [2d6=3,4] [01:48] Mischief - You start playing troublesome tricks on the master and the other maids. [01:48] Yup... Yuki. [01:48] For me? [01:48] Yes. [01:48] aww, you shouldn't have. [01:48] This is cool [01:48] Way cool [01:49] I want to kick her stress to the sky just to see what happens [01:49] Ads, 15 is stealing. [01:49] Vae, roll ahead. [01:49] I'll take the binge eating. [01:49] roll 2d6 [01:49] Vaeryne, 2d6: 9 [2d6=4,5] [01:49] * Mokuren has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [01:50] Crying - You start crying. There’s no need for an Affection check for this. [01:50] * Mokuren has joined #Maid-RPG [01:50] WTF [01:50] Anyhow [01:50] crybaby [01:50] Moku, roll for your stress explosion. [01:50] ;_; [01:50] Sure [01:50] 2d6 STRESS EXPLOSION! [01:50] Mokuren, STRESS EXPLOSION!: 3 [2d6=1,2] [01:50] Hee. :3 [01:50] Who got Crybaby? [01:50] Vae [01:50] I got Crying. [01:50] Cool [01:50] Vae. [01:50] Okay, so I turn into Yuyuko for my Stress Explosion? [01:50] I wanna make her cry now [01:50] Hauuuu [01:50] Alcohol - You drink alcohol until you’re unconscious and can’t remember. [01:50] Yes? [01:50] LD [01:50] :D [01:50] Me too? [01:51] Yeah. [01:51] ? [01:51] Mh [01:51] Ok [01:51] we'll drink together. [01:51] Very well [01:51] Awww... [01:51] We'll drink ourselves until we don't know what happened when we were unconscious [01:51] Okay Weapons! [01:51] Roll ahead Ads! [01:51] And wake up in embarassing situations [01:51] roll 2d6 I want the improvised weapon one. [01:51] And nobody will want to tell us what happened [01:51] Adslahnit, I want the improvised weapon one.: 6 [2d6=3,3] [01:52] * Retrieving #Maid-RPG modes... [01:52] Scythe - You wield a big scythe worthy of the Grim Reaper. [01:52] Go Lina! [01:52] 2d6 WHIP. FINAL DESTINATION. [01:52] LinaInverse, WHIP. FINAL DESTINATION.: 7 [2d6=2,5] [01:52] Bazooka - When a fight breaks out you pull out a big-ass bazooka. [01:52] Wow [01:52] ...what?! [01:52] Holy crap. [01:52] I WHAT?! [01:52] Go ahead Vae [01:53] 2d6 In before something useless [01:53] Vaeryne, In before something useless: 5 [2d6=3,2] [01:53] Hm, I notice that 7, the most common result, is a bazooka. [01:53] Something fishy going on :V [01:53] Hammer - You wield a hammer, whether a small throwing hammer , a big warhammer or one of the squeaky toy variety. [01:53] Oh wait. [01:53] Cool [01:53] ... DOES WORK. [01:53] Not 7, it uses digits. [01:53] =3 [01:53] Bombs. :3 [01:53] 2d6 RAPE [01:53] Mokuren, RAPE: 6 [2d6=3,3] [01:53] I'd like to reroll the bazooka D: [01:53] Aww [01:53] One more scythe [01:54] Moku... you get a scythe. [01:54] either that or have it be the 'noisy cricket' variety [01:54] Go ahead and roll if you want to trade in the bazooka. [01:54] Too many scythes [01:54] 2d6 WHIP. NOT BAZOOKA [01:54] LinaInverse, WHIP. NOT BAZOOKA: 11 [2d6=6,5] [01:54] hmmm. Scythes. http://zip.4chan.org/tg/src/1217437473978.jpg [01:54] Internal Weapons - You have some kind of weapons installed in your body. [01:55] :V [01:55] CYBOOOOORG YUKI [01:55] lol [01:55] what the blazing hell? [01:55] ROFLMAO [01:55] Hm, this totally lets you make a Tyranid. [01:55] Scythes are kind of cool, but there's one already [01:55] You have a whip coiled up in your arm. [01:55] I'm willing to reroll my scythe. [01:55] Yes I do. [01:55] ARM WHIP! [01:55] BREAST MISSILES GO [01:55] This is pretty cool. You can maybe make it as your item summoning. [01:55] Our Yuuki is a bio-engineered combat machine [01:55] Like what Yuki can do. [01:55] Who is also a mistress [01:56] Why is she such a slut? [01:56] Don't ask me [01:56] She has a dependency upon the master's protiens to continue running. [01:56] Okay. So Ads... you want a reroll? [01:56] :o [01:56] She must get at least one infusion within every twenty-four hours. [01:56] ... In before SaiKano [01:56] Do it. [01:56] I'll... try. [01:57] And then everyone's depressed. [01:57] roll 2d6+6 [01:57] Adslahnit, 2d6+6: 13 [2d6=4,3] [01:57] Um. [01:57] Oops. [01:57] roll 2d6 [01:57] Adslahnit, 2d6: 6 [2d6=4,2] [01:57] Hurr. [01:57] Morningstar - Basically a mace with spikes. You can have a flail instead if you like. [01:57] Didn't your last character have this? [01:58] I got a rifle. [01:58] she is a gynoid who must get at least one infusion of the Master's protiens within every 24-hour period or she shuts down. She still has trouble with the concept of love, but will serve as needed. [01:58] But wait... a flail instead? [01:58] Oh, right. [01:58] Does that include a spiked chain? [01:58] If you want. Yes. [01:58] YES, I'LL TAKE THAT. [01:58] OH, YOU ATTACK OF OPPORTUNITY TWINK [01:58] Spiked chains actually suck in 4e. [01:58] :V [01:59] That's our Touhouguy. [01:59] Well, unless you're a cleric or warlord. [01:59] Anyhow [01:59] Anything else? [01:59] Alright. Now to move to maid powers. Tell me your highest attribute and roll a d6. [02:00] My highest attribute is Will at 3. [02:00] Some of you people are on /th/, right? =3 [02:00] I don't go there too often. [02:00] Ads: But you don't have 2 1s and a 0. [02:00] /tg/ is my bastion. [02:00] Will is at 4. [02:00] I often lurk on /th/ [02:00] Very very often [02:00] 1d6 [02:00] LinaInverse, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3] [02:00] I thought we got maid powers even without shit stats. [02:00] roll 1d6 Will [02:00] Adslahnit, Will: 6 [1d6=6] [02:01] Athletics. [02:01] 1d6 [02:01] Vaeryne, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4] [02:01] Lina - Persistence - Whenever you take Stress, automatically reduce the amount by 1 point. [02:01] huh. [02:01] Ads - Absolute Maid - You are the very epitome of a maid, and you take no penalties for removing your uniform. [02:01] Wow [02:01] Oh, that one useless power? [02:01] It's not useless [02:01] We have a STRIPPER FREAK here [02:01] * biohazard has quit IRC (Quit: derp) [02:02] Is Flight an option on one of those lists? [02:02] ZETTAI MEIDO [02:02] I am happy nobody here can tell me to get back to work. =3 [02:02] your special power is being a maid even when naked [02:02] Vae - Weapon From Nowhere - You can pull your weapon out seemingly from nowhere, and get in a surprise attack. If you make a surprise attack, you get to make an attack roll without the target getting to make an opposed roll. [02:02] Is there a serious use of Absolute Maid? [02:02] HAMMER SPACE! [02:02] Yes. [02:02] 1d6 AFFECTION [02:02] Mokuren, AFFECTION: 6 [1d6=6] [02:02] how do attack roll work? [02:02] OMFG [02:03] I HAVE A HAMMER AND WEAPON FROM NOWHERE. [02:03] AWESOME. [02:03] wow. [02:03] literally hammerspace [02:03] You take penalties if your uniform is removed. [02:03] forcefully or otherwise [02:03] and there are powers that nakedify you [02:03] * LinaInverse raises an eyebrow expressively [02:04] Moku, Passionate Gaze - With just a glance, you can ingratiate yourself with the master, taking 1D6 Stress to gain 1D3 Favor. [02:04] you DOUBLE SLUT [02:04] :V [02:04] HOLY SHIT LADY KILLER SMILE [02:04] So it's just an Aura of Absolute Pristineness? [02:04] kinda, i suppose [02:05] Whatever you want to look at. You can strut around nekkid and not suffer -7 penalties. [02:05] I'll stay in my uniform, thank you very much. [02:05] Does my LADY KILLER SMILE only work with the Master? [02:05] My uniform is too awesome to take off! [02:05] usual, care to explain how the "saw it" power works? i can always declare that i know what's going on anywhere in the house? [02:05] Okay. So finish up your final details, name your character and age em. [02:06] That's correct Della. [02:06] awesome [02:06] a mix of Tactical Espionace Action, stealth, camouflage, binoculars, periscopes and secret passages. [02:06] You can work in yourself as a witness to anything, as long as you role play it. [02:06] SNAAAAAAKE! [02:06] since i decided my maid is the female equivalent of Sosuke Sagara [02:06] SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! [02:07] Wait, wait, wait, about Absolute Maid... [02:07] Does that imply that maids take penalties while in the shower? [02:07] yes. [02:07] Just no 30 minute codec scenes about love blooming on the battlefield. [02:07] Yes, they suffer penalties while in the shower. [02:07] LOVE CAN BLOOM. [02:07] AND I SEE YOU WHILE YOU ARE IN THE SHOWER [02:07] for the good of the motherland of course [02:07] I'm some kind of punk gothloli albino who is a relative of the master and can SMILE him back to our childhood even thought I'm masquerading as a... Punk gothloli albino freak [02:08] Okay, okay, wait... [02:08] Cool [02:08] Who is our master, by the way? [02:08] Maids get penalties while banging up the master naked too? ._> [02:08] This may be relevant for me! [02:08] :V [02:08] That's why they do it half-naked like in those cheesy H games [02:08] So they don't get too many penalties [02:08] yeah [02:08] I'm going to say that no, unless they need to do something else outside of that. [02:09] also, i just discovered that the symbol of the NKVD was a knife. just like my weapon. this is perfect. [02:09] What if you need to fight other people off during the act? [02:09] * LawnPygmy wiggles back in. [02:09] i'm Communist Sakuya. [02:09] Say if ninjas come in during that time, then yes... you're screwed. [02:09] Internal Weaponry: ASS MISSILE [02:09] AND THEY WILL COME [02:09] Okay, so Absolute Maid does have its uses. [02:09] >_< [02:09] Yes. [02:09] That's awful. >_< [02:10] No, that's MAIDWORK [02:10] Do you take penalties for fighting without your signature weapon [02:10] ? [02:10] Nope. [02:10] It's just a trademark. [02:10] what are you people's sig weapons? [02:10] * LawnPygmy bounces up and down. <:E [02:10] SCYTHE [02:10] Internal Weaponry. [02:10] Spiked chain. [02:10] Like Vash and his pistol or Gene Starwind and his caster. [02:10] SCYTHE [02:10] internal- what [02:11] ASS MISSILE [02:11] wait [02:11] what [02:11] kos-mos style? [02:11] Yes [02:11] hawt. [02:11] This will make me gay, since I'm a little girl [02:11] usuallyrandom, how does combat work? [02:11] :3 [02:12] Oh, you declare a stat you want to use (any stat really), and then roll 1d6. [02:13] The stat that you picked is the multiplier for that 1d6. Session Close: Thu Jul 31 02:13:16 2008 Session Start: Thu Jul 31 02:13:16 2008 Session Ident: #Maid-RPG [02:13] * Disconnected [02:13] * Attempting to rejoin channel #Maid-RPG [02:13] * Rejoined channel #Maid-RPG [02:13] I DUNNO LOL [02:13] THINK FAST [02:13] 1 cunning [02:13] if it were luck-based, i think i could take out panzers with a knife. [02:13] 1 luck. [02:13] UsuallyRandom, how does combat work? [02:13] Could I try, now? :O [02:14] Guys. Hold on. [02:14] The player in the last game used her 5 Affection for everything combat-related. [02:14] just in the case the wermacht ninjas attack. [02:14] Lawn, can we make your character for the next session? [02:14] Whether it be diplomancing or shooting a Master Spark of love. [02:14] We seem to have a full group here. [02:15] Sounds good. :V [02:15] you can choose which attribute to use? [02:15] Now, I do want to tell you guys you have derived stats. Your starting favor is x2 your affection. [02:15] 0 [02:15] 6 [02:15] 4 [02:15] * Dylan16807 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [02:15] your Spirit is your Will x10. If your stress goes over your Spirit, you suffer the stress explosion. [02:16] 20 [02:16] Name: INVINCIBLE SWORD PRINCESS [02:16] Age: 7 months. Angels are spontaneously born ready-to-go and knowledgeable about everything they need to know. [02:16] 4 [02:16] 30. [02:16] Okay, maybe not INVINCIBLE SWORD PRINCESS :V [02:16] INVINCIBLE SPIKED CHAIN PRINCESS [02:16] Spirit: 40 [02:16] Just get it on your character sheet and send it to me. [02:16] Age: 2 years. Yay, Gynoid [02:16] * Dylan16807 has joined #Maid-RPG [02:16] Ads. [02:16] :V [02:16] Usuallyrandom@gmail.com [02:16] How old is the master? [02:16] Secret Agent Princess Princess. Bonus points if you get the reference. [02:17] I don't get it :< [02:17] Now guys, I'm going to get something to eat and take a damn shower. [02:17] No wait [02:17] No sluggy freelancers in the audience? ;_; [02:17] I can't be his twin sister [02:17] I'm ILLEGITIMATE LOL [02:17] I'll be back when I can. [02:17] Ok [02:17] Illegitimate half-sister. :V [02:18] IT'S STILL SISTERLY LOVE [02:18] * LawnPygmy reboots. [02:18] ILLEGAL SISTERLY LOVE [02:18] * UsuallyRandom changes topic to 'Full game starting. Next game is at 3pm.' [02:18] You're not really his twin. But you were born at the exact same time as him. Just to the wrong mother, is all. [02:18] Oh, 3 PM? [02:18] 3PM which time zone? [02:18] Do we get to do anything if we come at 1 or 2 PM PST? [02:19] PST [02:19] It was the result of a twisted threesome~ [02:19] So 1 AM here. Okie. [02:19] * LawnPygmy has quit IRC (Quit: ) [02:19] Invincible Astral Feline Spiked Chain Princess. [02:19] * Lord_Specineff13 has joined #Maid-RPG [02:20] Maybe make characters. [02:21] But otherwise, nope. I'll be busy running this. Now. I need to get washed up and eat. [02:21] Go ahead and do some omake RPing or whatever. [02:22] * Edwards has joined #Maid-RPG [02:22] Hm, so am I the only non-human one here? :< [02:22] nope! [02:22] wut? [02:22] Hobbit is a catgirl. [02:22] Gynoid. DIdn't roll it. [02:22] That was implied, right. [02:22] Just only way to explain the Mistress, 0 Affection, and Internal Weaponry at a single go. [02:23] So I'm a... catgirl 4e angel princess. Jesus Christ what. [02:23] So explain this to me now...? Also, why is everyone named after an animu chic? [02:23] I'm not. =3 [02:23] Chick. Though I'm sure they're very chic as well. [02:24] Ad Slahnit is an overpowered Sleep spell from Jade Cocoon 2, mind you. [02:24] mh. [02:24] It's overpowered like Sleep in 4e is. [02:24] * Sammi-Chan has joined #Maid-RPG [02:24] Misha Nikolaina Lebedev, Batalionniy Komissar of the NKVD. 15 years old. [02:24] lol. [02:24] Hello [02:25] * Looking up Sammi-Chan user info... [02:25] Yuuki. Looks 16. see picture: http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5145/yuukiru2.jpg [02:25] gotta find a picture too [02:25] ...How do I start a character? [02:25] actually, let's call her Yuukiru [02:25] Call her Yukkuri. [02:25] you don't, unfortunately. apparently the game is full. [02:25] Yuukuri it is! [02:25] Already? [02:25] oh okay [02:25] Okay, so I'm boyish and heroic. [02:26] Oh, my friend told me it wasnt [02:26] Does that give me an excuse to say "YIPPIE KAY YAY, MOTHERFUCKER!" if I succeed at something by a longshot? [02:26] Were are these tables I'm supposed to be rolling on? [02:26] My last maid said "Shit Twinkie" whenever she failed at something. [02:26] But aren't 3 more who want to join, if she's there. [02:26] * Sammi-Chan has quit IRC (Quit: Sammi-Chan) [02:28] Usually Random has the tables (he's leading the game, after all) but is taking care of various things before the actual start of the game. [02:28] blargargh [02:28] Oh, Edward? [02:28] Aye? [02:28] Touhou here. [02:28] http://www.wakachan.org/mai/src/1215170166988.jpg different uniform, blue eyes, more boobs. [02:28] I know this. W... we've met before... at least three times... [02:28] ;_; I remembered you [02:28] /tg/, yes. [02:29] And you weren't able to catch me at least 3 times on my own channel. [02:29] Yeah, there's that. [02:29] for the base stats, though, roll 2d6 6 times. Add each combination up and divide by three. those are your stats. [02:29] Hooray, I have a new excuse! [02:29] For what [02:30] * ResplendentDestiny has joined #Maid-RPG [02:30] To not write. =3 [02:30] http://www.wakachan.org/mai/src/1205360630113.jpg mhhh. no, i am not worthy of her. [02:30] ಠ_ಠ [02:30] Because of that, I didn't have a genius, Herculean, superaccurate, firebreathing, highly spiritual, sexy teifling. [02:30] Your cunning is too high for her [02:30] Your excuse is you don't want to [02:30] Whoops, forgot Con... [02:30] my cunning is TOO LOW for her [02:30] Hey, they've been accusing me of posting troll threads. [02:30] she's, like, 10 [02:30] Their fault. [02:31] Well... [02:31] Which I have not. Ever. [02:31] I see. [02:31] Hardy as well. Herculean, hardy, accurate, brilliant, spiritual, and sexy. [02:31] Though, its not unlike you. Anyway, whatever. [02:31] Don't look at me like that! [02:31] But still. Write just a little. [02:31] Just enough to keep them from rebelling. [02:31] Or write a few other things [02:31] coughhintcough [02:31] http://zip.4chan.org/tg/src/1217437473978.jpg I want to be like this picture that somebody posted somewhere earlier [02:31] Hey, min-maxing in 4e involves two really good stats and four meh stats.