Session Time: Fri Aug 01 00:00:00 2008 [00:01] Yeah, I am here. [00:04] * Parasitologist has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [00:04] * UsuallyRandom changes topic to 'Open random game starts at Thursday, 7/31 3pm PST ' [00:04] * Parasitologist has joined #Maid-RPG [00:07] Should I make a new character, or should I use the astral abomination I created last time? [00:08] I'd rather recreate, myself. [00:09] I think I've already got something pretty hilarious, and I think I'd be disappointed if I got something less... extreme. [00:09] * Retrieving #Maid-RPG modes... [00:10] Ads, I think your character is fine the way she is. [00:10] Yeah, I already Walfas'd up a pic. [00:10] http://www.big-metto.net/RP_Wiki/images/5/5a/Zamzummim.png [00:11] That face should be the default face for any and all Walfas creations, really. [00:11] Nice. Lina, if you want we can get started right now. [00:12] right. [00:12] 6#2d6 [00:12] LinaInverse, 6#2d6: 7 [2d6=5,2], 7 [2d6=3,4], 7 [2d6=6,1], 4 [2d6=3,1], 12 [2d6=6,6], 7 [2d6=3,4] [00:13] 3 3 3 1 4! 3 [00:13] damn. [00:13] just...damn. [00:13] those look like 2 to me. [00:13] Oh, right. [00:13] Round down. [00:13] 2, 2, 2, 1, 3, 2. [00:13] oh, right. [00:13] 2, 2, 2, 1, 4, 2 [00:14] Oh, 4. [00:14] She's really lucky! [00:14] right, now on to maid types, yes? [00:15] By the way, Random, before I leave, have you decided the master/mansion setup already? [00:16] Because I was hoping for something more off-beat for this game. [00:16] Correct. Ads, I was planning on doing something a little different, and try using some of the other settings in the game. [00:16] * Parasitologist has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [00:16] 2#2d6 [00:16] LinaInverse, 2#2d6: 8 [2d6=4,4], 5 [2d6=4,1] [00:16] Uh... Just needed a 1d6. [00:17] oh? hrm. [00:17] well, a pair of fours, then. [00:17] er... I mean a single 2d6 roll. [00:17] You sure? [00:17] * LinaInverse examines the stats critically. "Marisu." [00:17] n'aah. [00:17] 2d6 [00:17] LinaInverse, 2d6: 6 [2d6=5,1] [00:17] Boyish Lolita. [00:18] add/subtract? [00:18] Oh, one sec. [00:19] Add +1 to luck, Subtract -1 to Skill. [00:19] * Parasitologist has joined #Maid-RPG [00:19] * Parasitologist has quit IRC (Quit: Sometimes I cut myself to see how much slashing resistance I have.) [00:20] * Parasitologist has joined #Maid-RPG [00:20] There was a bonus to athletics, but it got canceled due to Lolita. [00:20] On to maid colors. [00:20] 5 luck, 0 skill. [00:20] Uh... nope. [00:20] no? [00:20] * Parasitologist has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [00:21] Skill is minimum 1? [00:21] Attributes go in the following: Athletics, Affection, Skill, Cunning, Luck and Will. [00:21] ah, marked it wrong. [00:22] So her skill is 1, her cunning is 1, she's luckier than Chance Harper and is decent everwhere else. [00:22] pretty much. [00:22] 3#2d6 maid colors unless I fail agai [00:22] LinaInverse, maid colors unless I fail agai: 7 [2d6=4,3], 7 [2d6=1,6], 11 [2d6=6,5] [00:22] again! [00:23] can't even spell again right. [00:24] Cream, Vermillion, Metallic [00:24] Metallic. This'll be good. [00:24] Just divy them up later, as always. [00:24] Special Qualities or Backround first? [00:25] Special quality time. [00:25] 3#2d6 [00:25] LinaInverse, 3#2d6: 11 [2d6=5,6], 8 [2d6=4,4], 7 [2d6=4,3] [00:25] I'd wish that was done one at a time, but I'll need three 1d6 rolls from you as well. [00:25] sorry. [00:26] 1d6 [00:26] LinaInverse, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4] [00:26] 1d6 [00:26] LinaInverse, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2] [00:26] 1d6 [00:26] LinaInverse, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5] [00:26] So'kay, we're all learning here. [00:27] I'm used to being Better than those around me - not hard, given those in the area - so when I foul up it hurts keener. [00:27] so, anyway. [00:27] So you got Truama - Sibling Hate - You and your sibling(s) detest each other. [00:28] Next up... [00:28] * vega7285 has joined #Maid-RPG [00:29] Accent - Knight - You sound like a knight from a movie, or possibly a Renaissance Faire reject. Remember to say "Thou art' and whatnot a lot. [00:30] this is rather distinctly different from the "glasses, quiet, easygoing" sort that I got yesterday. [00:30] * LinaInverse nods [00:30] ...I'm late again. Character creation? [00:30] Accent - Knight - You sound like a knight from a movie, or possibly a Renaissance Faire reject. Remember to say "Thou art' and whatnot a lot. [00:30] Awesome. [00:30] and finally Delinquent - Tattoo - Somewhere on your body (or maybe even all over it) you have a tattoo. [00:31] * Travis has joined #Maid-RPG [00:31] this is going to prove interesting. [00:31] Okay, let's do the maid roots things. [00:32] I could see any two of those together, but the three throw me. [00:32] just 2d6, yes? [00:32] Right [00:32] 2d6 GO, DICE ROLL [00:32] LinaInverse, GO, DICE ROLL: 8 [2d6=6,2] [00:33] Distant Relative - Although you are only distantly related to the master, your parents have put you in his care. [00:33] To get me away from the bad influence of Luna-neechan. [00:33] * Cirno has joined #Maid-RPG [00:33] * Looking up Cirno user info... [00:34] I'm only doing a new character for Lina right now. I'm putting up the question of where to set the new adventure. [00:34] Stressplosion [00:34] 2d6 I wish I could do this myself, i really do. [00:34] LinaInverse, I wish I could do this myself, i really do.: 8 [2d6=2,6] [00:34] * Parasitologist has joined #Maid-RPG [00:35] all whining aside, thanks for doing this for us. [00:35] Hm, what have you got in mind for the adventure? [00:36] By the way, more small game publishers need to advertise their games this way. [00:37] .....LOLNO. We'll just pirate it all, unfortunately because the intarwebs is full of pirates YARR [00:37] ...People who would pirate it would pirate it anyway. [00:37] Well, I'm actually planning on buying the book. And I haven;t done much more than see some of how it's played. [00:37] I plan on buying, too. [00:37] Hopefully, I can sneak into one of these little games. [00:38] I only pirate from Wizards, because I think they deserve it. [00:38] And, as for pirating, I try not to do that. Speaking of, I still need to buy CthulhuTech. Heck, one reason is because owning a book is a lot better than having a pdf. [00:38] Sorry, had to just leave for a moment. [00:38] Something useful about actual boosk ,with pages. [00:38] Why does wizards deserve it? [00:39] Good luck finding Cthulhutech. It's gone into a new printing in B&W. [00:39] I think it still sold out. [00:39] weren't they having printer problems? [00:39] Well, up until recently, it actually didn't, but I personally think they've stooped to a new low with 4E. [00:39] And then they switched to mongoose...and mongoose suddenly upgraded their printer stuff which caused more issues or something> [00:40] Ah. So I'll have to wait on it now. Damn. [00:40] Thanks! I'm having fun running the games for you guys anyways. [00:40] I like 4e. [00:40] I haven't played 3e, so I can't complain about 4e. [00:40] right! [00:40] I don't know why, I never got into D&D. [00:40] Same here. I had a 19 year RPG hobby track record of not playing D&D AT ALL. [00:41] I'm sorry, Random, but if I do want to actually play this, I'll need a PDF of it. [00:41] UR, for my stressplosion, 2d6 yes? Or is it 1? [00:41] I like it. But I also like other stuff. Unfortunately, I can't actually -run- non-fantasy games well, which means more often than not, my group's playing D&D [00:41] 2d6. [00:41] UsuallyRandom, 2d6.: 8 [2d6=6,2] [00:41] 2d6 [00:41] LinaInverse, 2d6: 5 [2d6=4,1] [00:41] Finding RPG books is... tremendously hard in the Philippines, much less games from very small groups like this. [00:41] Which can make finding a local group a bit more difficult. But, I imagine there's got to be some group running a WoD game or the like if i look around. And really, I'm more for non-fantasy games. I loves me some scifi. [00:42] And ordering the book will is a pain, especially considering that shipping costs at least as much as the damn book itself :< [00:42] Everyone I know fucking runs HORRIBLE scifi games. [00:42] Like, Torg run like Sliders. Or ZOMG BUCK ROGERS AND LAZER GUNS AND ANIMES [00:43] Well ,it's harder to get right than fantasy. [00:43] * Vaeryne has joined #Maid-RPG [00:43] Fantasy: magic, wizards did it. Scifi: oh god, we need to explain things with science. [00:43] Only in heavy Sci-fi. [00:43] Nah, it's just SCIENCE! [00:43] True. Soft SF is easy to BS everything. [00:43] "A mad scientist did it. [00:44] * LinaInverse awaits [00:44] I'm a scientist. Soft SF pisses me off. [00:44] Or "It's made of tachyons. [00:44] Even worse, badly done hard SF pisses me off, too. [00:44] Hell, if I ran a scifi game, it'd likely end up full of anime-styled craziness and a whole bunch of pseudo-science bullshit. and I'm working on a Physics degree. [00:44] I insta-rage the second someone brings up genetic engineering, lols. [00:44] maybe we should politely take all this to the OOC chat, to not clutter this one? [00:45] kk [00:45] Okay. So 41 is... [00:45] Complaining - You start incessantly complaining to the master and other maids. [00:46] This is coming together, I think. [00:47] It tends to. [00:47] So, maid weapon. [00:48] 1 or 2d6? [00:49] I think it was 1. [00:49] 1d6 GO BROADSWORD [00:49] LinaInverse, GO BROADSWORD: 5 [1d6=5] [00:50] It's 2d6. [00:50] well. [00:50] 1d6 COMPLETING THE SET [00:50] LinaInverse, COMPLETING THE SET: 5 [1d6=5] [00:50] 1d6 [00:50] UsuallyRandom, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6] [00:50] what would the 44 have gotten me earlier, if you remember? [00:50] 44? In what catagory? [00:51] the Maid Qualities one. where I got Boyish and Lolita [00:52] Cool Cool [00:52] Huh. I'll take the Boyish Lolita. [00:52] I had a broadsword in my game. [00:53] so 55. [00:53] Wasn't it a claymore? [00:53] Irish Catholic Catgirl with a Broadsword. Was awesome. [00:53] No. [00:53] It was a Bastard Sword. [00:53] I wannan play my pirate girl today. [00:53] A Masterwork Bastard Sword. [00:54] Right 55 is Shuriken/Kunai - You have a seemingly unlimited supply of shuriken (throwing stars), or kunai (ninja throwing knives). [00:54] Hey, I got hammer and weapon from nowhere. I'm happy. [00:54] okay yeah that doesn't fit at all. Oh, well. [00:55] But, you can make them things that work like throwing stars and daggers. [00:55] * Silv|Sleep is now known as SilverMyr [00:56] formal ninja of some type. Or perhaps odd throwing things? Sharpened spatulas and the like? [00:56] BASEBALL SHURIKEN [00:56] I suppose. still wish I could reroll, but that's the way of things. [00:56] * biohazard has quit IRC (Quit: derp) [00:56] Maid RPG gives you paramiters to work with, what you do with them is up to you. So they can be little swords or needles or little balls that grow spikes when you throw em. [00:57] Right. Maid Power. [00:57] 1d6 LUCK FIVE, SONSABITCHES [00:57] LinaInverse, LUCK FIVE, SONSABITCHES: 2 [1d6=2] [00:57] But if you want to reroll your weapon, be my guest. [00:57] Saw It - You can declare that you’ve seen something happening in the mansion; you can decide the timing too. [00:58] ohshit. also, rerolling weapon [00:58] 2d6 C'mon, Broadsword [00:58] LinaInverse, C'mon, Broadsword: 8 [2d6=5,3] [00:58] We already "Saw this". We can reroll your luck power if you want. [00:59] Hmm. Question. The backrounds for maids are allowed to be fantastical, right? [00:59] Chainsaw - Never mind how loud it is; you fight with a chainsaw! [00:59] Correct. Whatever you want as long as it works with the tables given. [00:59] 1d6 LUCK FIVE, SONSABITCHES [00:59] LinaInverse, LUCK FIVE, SONSABITCHES: 4 [1d6=4] [00:59] Escape - You can completely flee from a battle without taking any Stress. [01:00] Hmm, I might be trying to refine my backround a bit, now that I have the time and the hang of it. [01:00] * Kia has joined #Maid-RPG [01:02] * Edwards has joined #Maid-RPG [01:02] Favor: 2 * affection. Spirit = 10 * will? [06:31] Okay so once you got done with that, I need the MAID players to roll 2d6 and then divide the result by 3. [06:31] 2d6 [06:31] Zeplin666, 2d6: 6 [2d6=5,1] [06:31] For each stat, right? [06:32] Round down. And do it six times, these numbers will be for your attributes. [06:32] Yes. [06:32] 2d6 [06:32] Vega, 2d6: 10 [2d6=5,5] [06:32] 6#2d6 [06:32] Edward, 6#2d6: 7 [2d6=5,2], 9 [2d6=3,6], 11 [2d6=6,5], 6 [2d6=1,5], 2 [2d6=1,1], 8 [2d6=4,4] [06:32] oh that's how it's done [06:32] 5#2d6 [06:32] Zeplin666, 5#2d6: 4 [2d6=1,3], 8 [2d6=4,4], 8 [2d6=2,6], 11 [2d6=5,6], 8 [2d6=5,3] [06:32] 5#2d6 [06:32] Vega, 5#2d6: 5 [2d6=3,2], 4 [2d6=3,1], 10 [2d6=5,5], 5 [2d6=4,1], 8 [2d6=2,6] [06:32] 2d6 [06:32] Claire, 2d6: 5 [2d6=1,4] [06:33] Claire, you already have a character. [06:33] man, this rounding down hurts [06:33] nevermind i have 1 for affection [06:34] Zep, 2,1,2,2,3,2 [06:34] Alrighty, they're a little obvious, but explain the Attributes. [06:34] yeah, I misunderstood. my bad. [06:34] like i said, rounding down hurts [06:34] I explain them here. [06:34] * No has joined #Maid-rpgooc [06:34] Yes [06:35] http://www.big-metto.net/RP_Wiki/index.php?title=MeidoRPG [06:35] Wait, round down? [06:35] Yeah. Basically, we don't get to keep anything after the decimal. [06:36] From what I'm gathering. So, even a 2 and 2/3 is only a 2. [06:36] yep [06:36] Round down. [06:36] Whoops, I rounded up [06:36] meaning I have 3, 1, 1, 3, 1, 2 for stats. Which could be worse. [06:37] * No is now known as No_Man [06:37] So what if I already rolled up 6 stats? [06:37] 3, 4, 5, 3,1,4 [06:37] * Marca_Reg has joined #Maid-rpgooc [06:37] It's to scale, you only have a single chance to get a zero and a 4 [06:38] Athletics -3 [06:38] Cunning -2 [06:38] Affection -1 [06:38] Skill -3 [06:38] Who's no man? [06:39] (nyuk nyuk nyuk) [06:39] Luck -1 [06:39] Will -3 [06:39] I'm just riding coattails. [06:39] Ed, I imagine you'll need to fix your stats with the rounding down. [06:39] Alrighty then, What are the attributes? Cunning is what, Int and IQ basically? [06:39] And creating a character for kicks, [06:40] Oh, I did fix them. [06:40] if you haven't already. [06:40] No Man, I'm sorry we're full up. [06:40] ok. [06:40] Oh poopy. [06:40] http://www.big-metto.net/RP_Wiki/index.php?title=MeidoRPG [06:40] I list what attributes do here. [06:40] the descriptions there are good enough. Roll cunning to be sneaky/mean. [06:40] and devious. [06:40] roll affection to be loving/nice. and so-on. [06:41] Oh, I have to actually read a article? [06:41] They're more abstract than "this stat is how smart you are, this one is how strong you are" and so-on. [06:41] Exactly Vega. [06:41] Maids with GAR Power [06:41] They encompass talents and skills and... [06:41] I'll be right back, making a sandwich. [06:41] Oh, yeah that's will. [06:41] Quick Question:Do Butlers use the same stats? I just want to know so I can at least already have somewhere to put, you know, my stats. [06:42] Yes, they do have the same stats, but their other listings are a little different. [06:42] Their formulas are also different. [06:42] Oh yeah, 5 in affection. Gonna befriend the shit out of you. [06:42] how did you get a 5? [06:43] Edward. Be sure to look at the seduction rules. [06:43] 11 [06:43] That's a 3. [06:43] * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as RichterBelmont [06:43] Wait, it was dividing by 2, right? [06:43] divide by 3 [06:43] Fuck. [06:43] * RichterBelmont is now known as DiceMaid-9001 [06:44] Well, now I have to go find out what My original rolls were... [06:44] 2,3,3,2,0,2 those are your stats Edward. [06:44] Ah, maybe I don't [06:44] 0? Well fuck... [06:44] you have the luck of a brick [06:45] Oh, wait, they're in order? [06:45] yep [06:45] You have the luck of a Nathan Fillion TV show. [06:45] Meh, I was going to put the zero in luck anyway. [06:45] Oooo, BURN. [06:45] I loled a little at that one\ [06:45] Dojikko maids are funnier. [06:45] I don't even know who Nathan Fillion is... [06:46] Yes. Ath: 2, Aff 3, Skill 3, Cunning 2, Luck 0, Will 2. [06:46] Did you see firefly? [06:46] Ah. Only after it was repeating on SciFi. [06:46] I understand now. [06:47] Yeah, his stuff doesn't do well, oddly enough. [06:47] Athletics-2 [06:47] Affection-3 [06:47] Skill-3 [06:47] Cunning-2 [06:47] Luck- ;_; [06:47] Will-2 [06:47] must...not...start...quoting...Dr...Horrible [06:47] That was surprisingly good for something involving Doogie Howser. [06:47] I thank you. [06:47] oh, please don't. It was bad enough the first time. [06:48] I thought I wouldn't like it, but then halfway through the first Act I was smiling along with it. [06:48] Okay ladies, let's get back to character building. [06:48] the hammer is my penis. [06:49] I'm back. [06:49] Okay, once you got your attribute numbers, roll 2d6 to determine your Maid Types. [06:49] so, good timing on my part. [06:49] I got to the telegram from that guy..."Bad Horse" or something...and figured I didn't want to see how much lower it would spiral [06:49] 2d6 [06:49] 2d6 [06:49] Zeplin666, 2d6: 7 [2d6=5,2] [06:49] Vega, 2d6: 8 [2d6=6,2] [06:50] I loved the bad horse songs. [06:50] I'll admit that for most of the first half I was just browsing /tg/ with it playing in the background. [06:50] 1d100 for anal circumference [06:50] Edward, for anal circumference: 22 [1d100=22] [06:50] what [06:50] Okay. Zep, your maid is Sexy Boyish. [06:50] Edward. Please stop that. [06:51] lol [06:51] Damn it Ed... [06:51] Sorry, fine, I guess the seduction rolls aren't that... shall we say, "in depth" [06:51] This isn't FATAL. [06:51] OR IS IT?! [06:52] So ,don't joke about it or we'll find a way to make you play it without getting out hands dirty. [06:52] * Edward commits honourable seppukku for that horrid pun [06:52] Zep, Add +1 to you cunning and Athletics. Subtract -1 to will and skill. [06:52] *our [06:52] Get it? "in depth"? [06:52] :3 [06:52] STOP IT. [06:52] * Vega throws his glass into the fireplace [06:52] ...ok, enough out of me, sorry. [06:53] Alrighty then, what's next on the Chargen menu? [06:53] * Veav has joined #Maid-rpgooc [06:53] Okay. Vega, you're a Sexy Heroine. Add +1 to your cunning and subtract -1 to luck [06:54] Edward, I still haven't gotten a 2d6 maid type roll from you. [06:54] I didn't notice that I was supposed to... I started reading seduction and we started talking about Dr. Horrible... [06:54] 2d6 [06:54] Edward, 2d6: 11 [2d6=5,6] [06:55] brb [06:55] Did Maid RPG release when my back was turned? [06:55] Boyish Heroine. Add 1 to your Athletics and Will, -1 to Skill and Luck. (and no, you don't go under zero.) [06:55] Nope. [06:56] Give it two weeks or so. [06:56] You're the guy translating it? [06:57] Nope. I was the guy editing it and pushing the translator to release it. [06:57] Pleasure to make your acquaintance anyway. Anyone who helps get this damn thing into my hands is welcome. }:D [06:58] I am an unlucky Tomboy... I still will befreind the shit out of everything. With my fists [06:58] Alright. Now onto Special Qualities. And you're quite welcome. [06:58] I'm also at 0 luck ,now. And i'm just sexy, apparently. got high athletics, though. [06:58] You're a Sexy Heroine vega. [06:59] yeah, I know. [06:59] You got the Heroine type and the Sexy type. [06:59] my luck was 1 before it lost that point, though. [06:59] I'll figure out how to play this, although i'm not sure what a heroine type does, exactly. [06:59] Hmmm... can I roll again? I don't want to be Heroine if there already is one... variety, yaknow? [06:59] She's strong willed. [07:00] Don't worry about this Edward. [07:00] * Edward shrugs [07:00] back [07:00] and sexy, well, i can guess how that one goes. [07:00] So Special Qualities. Zep, can you give me 3 2d6 rolls? [07:00] 3#2d6 [07:00] Zeplin666, 3#2d6: 5 [2d6=3,2], 7 [2d6=6,1], 10 [2d6=4,6] [07:01] Okay. Give me two single die rolls please. [07:01] 2#1d6 [07:01] Zeplin666, 2#1d6: 2 [1d6=2], 1 [1d6=1] [07:01] So which of us is the Lancer, and which is the proper hero? [07:02] 2#1d6 [07:02] Edward, 2#1d6: 3 [1d6=3], 4 [1d6=4] [07:02] Edward. Not you. [07:02] ;_; [07:02] Is this still open to new players? [07:02] Oh, you meant no roll from me. Gotcha. I can still be the Hero though, right? [07:02] First SQ for Zep: Nekomimi - This varies a bit depending on the setting, but you’re a catgirl, with the ears and tail of a cat. [07:03] awesome [07:03] That does it. Island of Perverted Dr. Moreau. [07:03] Secret Job- Hacker - Aside from being a maid, you’re a hacker, breaking into computer systems. [07:03] a sexy atheletic catgirl heroine [07:03] and finally... [07:04] good times [07:04] Is there any other kind? [07:04] Accessory - Collar - Among your standard equipment is a collar, like a dog would wear. [07:04] oh, that was beautiful. [07:04] ... FFFF [07:04] zep [07:04] you cheater. [07:04] kinky [07:04] cheater? i'm a hacker with a skill of 1 [07:05] that's hardly the point ! [07:05] Skill is your Maid stuff. That's more cunning. [07:05] it's A point [07:05] oh good [07:05] But by gods can you do amazing things with that single one point [07:05] the point is that you're a catgirl version of the hacker chick from bubblegum crisis and you have ample excuse to do high-kicks. [07:05] You need an excuse? [07:05] i hope you're happy. [07:05] But it's also mostly for story purposes... no real special abilities there. [07:05] i never needed an excuse before [07:06] well, you should at least have high atheletics or so. [07:06] 3 athletics, 3 cunning, 3 luck [07:06] the other 3 are 1 [07:06] Okay Vega, please go ahead. Gimme 3 2d6 rolls for Special Qualities. [07:06] 3#2d6 [07:06] Vega, 3#2d6: 7 [2d6=5,2], 6 [2d6=2,4], 7 [2d6=6,1] [07:07] Okay, we just got our first "Actually a guy" [07:07] hahaha [07:07] HahA! [07:07] ..So I'm a Maid Guy? [07:07] I wanted that one... [07:07] HAHA~ [07:07] It's a trap! [07:07] And you're sexy! [07:07] * Claire claps [07:07] * Veav wanted to get that in early. [07:07] and I'll need two 1d6 rolls from you. Yes. That's what you get when you roll 24. [07:07] You're a straight-up, Bridget-like trap. [07:08] 2#1d6 [07:08] Vega, 2#1d6: 5 [1d6=5], 4 [1d6=4] [07:08] Criminal Tendencies - Otaku - You have some obsession that you tirelessly pursue, with little or no regard for common sense. [07:08] Open question: new players still viable, or am I too late? [07:08] Too late. [07:09] An obsession like crossdressing? [07:09] Unfortunately, we're full up today Veav. [07:09] Same time tomaorrow has a new game too, right? [07:09] Drats. [07:09] I think that's already covered with the whole "Maid Career" and being a guy. [07:09] Nope, Saturday. [07:09] Oh well, I can do it then too. [07:09] Crossdressing as existing characters from other media? [07:09] I may come in on Saturday but I don't get in until about 20 minutes ago. [07:09] Crossplay [07:09] collecting stuffed animals? [07:10] Crossplay is suitably otaku. [07:10] damn, I'll be busy Saturday. [07:10] crossdressing...as a man? [07:10] Stuffed animals is a good one. [07:10] Your obsession is stuffed animals? [07:10] you know what? Hell with it. Watching yesterday was fun. Veav can have my spot. [07:10] Or cute things... [07:10] RECURSIVE CROSSDRESSING!? [07:10] You sure Claire? [07:10] Ed: Ever watched Shakespeare? [07:10] Yep. [07:10] Read. And yes, Shakespeare loved recursive crossdressing. [07:11] My next game is on Saturday, you can have a spot then if you want. [07:11] No, go ahead. I actually have something productive I should be doing. [07:11] Well, I like the idea of collecting stuffed animals (or gundam models), myself. [07:11] Also: Romeo X Juliet. [07:11] A man...dressing up as a woman dressing up as a man! [07:11] Stuffed gundam models. [07:11] It's a GUNDam! [07:11] gundammit [07:11] stuffed gundam models in dresses. [07:11] Mobile Suit Gundumbass. [07:11] Gundamn [07:11] taxidermy anyone? [07:11] "Wow, you're really good at acting like a man!" [07:12] SHRIMP! [07:12] I think you should be obsessed with some sort of item. [07:12] you can have an obsession with shrimp. [07:12] Like Bubba. [07:12] I'll stick with the collection, then. Probably stuffed animals. [07:12] One character I had during a DnD game had a fetish with limestone. [07:12] You also have a secret job too... [07:13] Fried shrimp, boled shrimp, broiled shrimp, barbecue shrimp, shrimp gumbo, shrimp cocktail... [07:13] Hot dog vendor? [07:13] OOH! [07:13] Doctor/Pharmacist - In addition to being a maid, you have the skills of a doctor or a pharmacist. [07:13] You should have a barrel fetish! [07:13] But I claim a Saturday slot in the name of Veav. }:D [07:13] He's not that guy from Star Ocean 2. [07:13] you know what? [07:13] Otaku: Tabletop Games [07:13] PLAY WHAT YOU KNOW [07:13] and Really a Guy is self-explanatory. [07:14] That Guy? Ashton Anchors is more than That guy [07:14] Crossdressing: WH40K? [07:14] He's the guy [07:14] By the way, how many characters do we have left? I'm getting kind of antsy. [07:14] i want ot be the guy too! [07:14] Eh, I collect stuff. and it's easier to get in the way if there's a huge pilot of stuffed animals in the character's room... [07:14] I think it might be just me [07:14] I Wanna Be Th--goddamit. [07:14] Edward, I need three 2d6 rolls from you. [07:14] i'm so glad i'm not the only person here who watch homestar runner [07:14] 3#2d6 [07:14] Edward, 3#2d6: 9 [2d6=6,3], 7 [2d6=1,6], 8 [2d6=2,6] [07:15] I was thinking more the horribly difficult game by the same name. [07:15] I need a single d6 roll too. [07:15] oh that one [07:15] MonkeyZipper: that game's easy [07:15] rolando: you're on some sort of CRACK, then. [07:15] rolando exists outside time [07:15] yeah, see everything in slo-motion help [07:16] trans-temporal players have often complained about the lack of difficulty in IWBTG [07:16] Rolando has the sands of time. [07:16] Edward? Can I get a 1d6 roll from you? [07:16] So you're like Fry after drinking 100 cups of coffee. [07:16] 1d6 [07:16] Edward, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3] [07:16] but seriously it's kinda easy, except for one or two screens [07:16] Sorry, was getting diner [07:16] thanks. [07:16] a whole diner? [07:16] having the sands of time would be nice though [07:16] can I buy them? [07:16] so vega is a sexy crossdressing male maid-nurse. [07:16] Shapeshifter - Raven - You’re actually a raven. You have black wings that can be displayed or hidden. [07:17] CAW [07:17] if you don't work in an "injection" double entendre someplace i will be disappointed beyond measure. [07:17] French fries and some very messy barbecue. [07:17] anyway, I'll let you continue with the character creation [07:17] Neat Freak - You’re obsessed with cleanliness, and can’t let the tiniest bit of dirt go unnoticed. [07:18] Greedy - You will do absolutely anything for the sake of money. Session Start: Fri Aug 01 07:26:04 2008 Session Ident: #Maid-RPG [07:26] * Disconnected [07:26] * Attempting to rejoin channel #Maid-RPG [07:26] * Rejoined channel #Maid-RPG [07:26] * Topic is 'Open random game starts at Thursday, 7/31 3pm PST ' [07:26] * Set by UsuallyRandom on Fri Aug 01 00:04:32 [07:26] Vega, - Sleep You spend all day sleeping. [07:26] Edward... Racing - You get into whatever car/vehicle is handy and go for a drive at at least twice the speed limit. [07:27] ... [07:27] ZOOM [07:27] in b4 lion [07:27] Now onto Maid Weapon. [07:27] hmmm. Is natural flight an acceptable avenue for that? [07:27] Everybody, 2d6. [07:27] 2d6 [07:27] Vega, 2d6: 5 [2d6=1,4] [07:27] Including me? [07:28] 2d6 [07:28] Zeplin666, 2d6: 5 [2d6=2,3] [07:28] 2d6 [07:28] Edward, 2d6: 8 [2d6=2,6] [07:28] Vega - Frying Pan - You hit things with a frying pan. [07:28] KLONG [07:28] Zep... Rifle - You wield a rifle. Feel free to decide what kind. [07:28] Can I fly instead of drive? [07:28] Should I roll, or is just all the maids? [07:28] 30.06 it is! [07:29] Just maids. [07:29] Sure... [07:29] trick rifle. It shoots out a flag that say "BANG" [07:29] oh what am i saying, i'm taking a barrett [07:29] Ed... Ray Gun - It might look like a prop of a 50s sci-fi B movie, but the ray gun you’re packing really does hurt people. [07:29] ... [07:29] PYEW [07:29] I can't help but notice that I get THE LEAST cohesive rolls... [07:30] Ed's character has now gone into the relms of TOTALLY AWESOME [07:30] Now two more things before we're done... [07:30] Butler time now? [07:30] Maid powers. I need everyone to tell me their highest attribute. [07:30] damn. [07:31] 3-way tie between athletics, cunning, and luck [07:31] Atheletics, Affection, and Will. [07:31] So which one do you want your power to be from? [07:31] Then roll a 1d6. [07:32] hmmm... well, peanut gallery? Which should I use? [07:32] i'm going with athletics [07:32] 1d6 [07:32] Zeplin666, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5] [07:32] My highest attributes are athletics and skill. [07:32] Athletics. LOVE FISTS OF FURY. [07:32] god i hope so [07:33] What attribute do you want the power to be? Ath or Skill? [07:33] Since the peanut gallery has been unhelpful.. [07:33] I'll go with Skill. [07:33] 1d6 Affection [07:33] Edward, Affection: 4 [1d6=4] [07:33] 1d6 [07:33] Vega, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3] [07:33] Haha! I'm a tsundere raven! [07:33] Zep- your power is Giant Weapon - You can attack with a giant weapon. (+1 to Athletics for attacking). [07:33] so you're saying i have an unresonably sized rifle? [07:34] Giant positron rifle! [07:34] Edward - Cooked With Love - When someone eats food you’ve prepared, they lose 1D6 Stress. [07:34] Hahahaha. [07:34] Awesoe [07:34] m [07:35] Vega - Lie Detector - By taking 1 Stress you can make other players or the master admit if they’ve lied. [07:35] <3 Edward's Food [07:36] Now, last part. we're gonna roll 2d6 three times for Colors. You can assign them any way you like to Hair color, Eye color and Uniform Color. [07:36] brb, dinner [07:36] Roll em! [07:36] 3#2d6 [07:36] Zeplin666, 3#2d6: 6 [2d6=2,4], 4 [2d6=2,2], 6 [2d6=1,5] [07:36] 3#2d6 [07:36] Edward, 3#2d6: 10 [2d6=4,6], 2 [2d6=1,1], 10 [2d6=6,4] [07:36] 3#2d6 [07:36] Vega, 3#2d6: 3 [2d6=1,2], 5 [2d6=3,2], 5 [2d6=1,4] [07:37] Okay Zep, Sky blue, Blue, Brown. [07:37] back [07:37] funny, i was hoping for blue [07:38] Edward - Silver, Red, Pink [07:38] Oh god Edward. [07:38] Haha [07:38] ed's character gets more awesome by the minute. [07:39] Vega - Purple, Green, Pink [07:40] OH GOD THE COLORS. [07:40] THE COLORS, DUKE [07:40] There's your colors. Go ahead and assign them any way you like. then name and age them the way you want.' [07:40] purple hair, green eyes, pink uniform (REAL men, etc.) Although pink hair would work, too. [07:41] http://www.big-metto.net/RP_Wiki/index.php?title=MeidoRPG finally, put your character on the wiki. [07:41] Butler time is now? [07:41] Butler time is now. [07:41] Master time is later, sorry Toho. [07:41] S'ok. [07:41] HELL YES [07:42] I think I might be able to make something out of this... [07:43] Indeed you may, but it's BUTLER TIME NOW! [07:43] Just want to share the pros/cons of Butlers: Advantages [07:43] • A butler must always wear a suit. However, butlers do not take penalties for removing their uniforms like maids do. [07:43] • Butlers are normally male, and use special tables separate from those used to create maids. [07:43] • Butlers are strong. Their attributes are higher, and they can use special Butler Powers. [07:43] Disadvantages [07:43] • Butlers must remain calm at all times. As such, they do not have Stress Explosions. If his Stress exceeds his Spirit, a butler must use Favor to reduce the Stress below his Spirit. [07:43] • Butlers cannot allow themselves to create chaos in the mansion. As such, they cannot use Favor to create random events. [07:43] Well then keep on keepin on [07:43] • Butlers will automatically lose any combat against the Master or maids. (Seduction does not count as combat however). However, they can enter combat normally if the Master orders them to do so. [07:43] • Butlers cannot remove Stress with the passage of time. [07:43] • Butlers may reduce their attributes to gain points of Favor, but they only get 5 times the new attribute level if they do. [07:44] ...alright, this may be a problem with the 'pimp hand', but keep going. [07:45] Okay, so first roll 2d6 to deterimine your butler types. [07:45] 2d6 [07:45] Izec, 2d6: 12 [2d6=6,6] [07:45] that's bad isn't it? [07:46] Very good - Veteran X2 - Any One Attribute +1 - "Expert, Old Hand, Coach, All-Purpose" [07:46] So you get to put two free points anywhere in your attributes. [07:46] awesome, let's keep the ball rolling. [07:47] Okay roll 2d6 to see what butler powers you get from the vetran table. [07:47] 2d6 [07:47] Izec, 2d6: 9 [2d6=3,6] [07:48] Connections - You have whatever kinds of special connections you want. You can request the assistance of other groups or organizations from outside of the mansion. [07:48] Meatshield - You can shield others, taking the Stress points that would’ve been applied to up to two others within your field of vision. [07:48] These are your Butler Powers. [07:49] okay. [07:49] Now, Butler qualities. You get two, so roll 2d6 twice. [07:49] 2#2d6 [07:49] Izec, 2#2d6: 8 [2d6=3,5], 11 [2d6=6,5] [07:50] and give me one more. [07:50] 2d6 [07:50] Izec, 2d6: 9 [2d6=6,3] [07:50] Priest You can use magic grounded in some kind of religious ceremony. You must use various types of religious symbols to do so. [07:50] Shadow Clan You’re a member of one of the secret organizations that has existed throughout history. You could be a ninja, a magician, one of the knights templar, a kung fu assassin, etc. [07:51] dude you are the coolest butler ever [07:51] White Eyes - Your eyes are almost completely white and have no pupils. Or, your eyes might always be glowing. [07:51] Paladin Butler! [07:51] ... he's a vatican hitman [07:51] Ninja Paladin... [07:51] It's Paladin Alexander Anderson! [07:51] what ed said. [07:51] Alexander Anderso--god dammit edward [07:51] Now lets get your Butler weapons. 3 sets of 2d6. [07:52] this is the best game ever already! [07:52] I know, that's why I was willing to get in on the next one and remake. [07:52] You have to be Irish Catholic now. [07:52] 3#d6 [07:52] Character Creation is as fun as playing the role itself. [07:52] Irish Catholic. Like my catgirl. [07:52] Uh... do it again. [07:52] * Grumpy_Ruler is now known as Ruler [07:53] you forgot the actual number [07:53] 3#2d6 [07:53] 3#2d6 [07:53] UsuallyRandom, 3#2d6: 8 [2d6=3,5], 9 [2d6=4,5], 5 [2d6=3,2] [07:53] Izec, 3#2d6: 9 [2d6=5,4], 7 [2d6=6,1], 7 [2d6=6,1] [07:53] sorry, busy copy and pasying. [07:53] Izec, roll again... you had a dupe. [07:54] 3#2D6 [07:54] 3#2d6 [07:54] Izec, 3#2d6: 6 [2d6=3,3], 3 [2d6=1,2], 8 [2d6=6,2] [07:54] Fucking capslock [07:54] Okay, we'll do it all over then. Let me get these. [07:55] Scythe - You wield a big scythe worthy of the Grim Reaper. [07:55] Grappling Martial Arts - You use Jujutsu, Capoeira, or some other grappling/joint locking martial art to attack. [07:55] Magic - You use magic to attack. Or at least something that we might as well call magic. [07:55] "Excuse me, I'm going to have to ask you to leave the premises." [07:56] obligatory. http://dagobah.biz/flash/christianmagic.swf [07:56] I hope I also have a monicle for an accessory. [07:57] if you don't roll one, I'd imagine he'll let you grab one anyway. [07:57] I'm hoping for a sombrero. [07:57] I'm imagining Enrico Maxwell, with the scythe from Ninja Gaiden on his back, in a magic circle, doing Eddie Gordo's moveset. [07:58] Okay. Now lets see what's the next one on the list... [07:58] stats? [07:59] Now we go to Attributes. [07:59] good. [07:59] Just like Maids, 2d6 for the 6 stats. BUT the division is different. [07:59] Just roll em and I'll tell you what they are. [07:59] 6#2d6 [07:59] Izec, 6#2d6: 9 [2d6=6,3], 5 [2d6=3,2], 8 [2d6=5,3], 8 [2d6=5,3], 6 [2d6=4,2], 7 [2d6=5,2] [08:01] Ath: 4, Aff: 2, Skill: 4, Cunning: 4, Luck: 2 and Will of 7. [08:01] Put those two bonus points where you want them to go. [08:01] nine will, clearly [08:02] BY THE WILL OF GOD. [08:02] Affection could use a boost. [08:02] higher than mine [08:02] Bumping up my luck and Ath. And affection? I'm a GRIMDARK motherfucker. Screw your affection. [08:02] Okay. [08:03] Butler roots, gimme a d6 roll. [08:03] This took longer than I expected... how long will the actual gameplay take? I've got a class tomorrow ;_; [08:03] 1d6 [08:03] Izec, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5] [08:03] Beats me. Want to do sat's game Edward? [08:04] Can't do Saturday, Magical girl game with Vega [08:04] Loyalty - He serves the mansion as a shield, and his loyalty is absolute. He will do anything for the master of the house, even at the cost of his own life. [08:04] Save your OCD Ray gun Raven for later, we can play next week. [08:05] Gotcha. What, no game on Sunday? [08:05] Nope. Had to change to Sat. [08:05] Damn... [08:05] Anything else? [08:05] Now the Butler Color table. [08:06] Gimme a 1d6 for your outfit. [08:06] 1d6 [08:06] Izec, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1] [08:06] BLACK [08:06] Well, I guess I'll just get in all the meidoan I can tonight. [08:06] Can this guy get any cooler? [08:06] FUCK YES YOU ARE THE BEST BUTLER EVER [08:06] Now 1d6 again. [08:06] 1d6 [08:06] Izec, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4] [08:06] Hair. [08:07] Silver [08:07] ...HE CAN! [08:07] HOLY CRAP [08:07] * Dylan16807 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [08:07] jesus christ [08:07] AWESOMENESS has reached critical mass. [08:07] * Dylan16807 has joined #Maid-RPG [08:07] what's next, mustache color? [08:07] seriously picturing the butler from big-o [08:08] only as a 20th level cleric or so. [08:08] Your starting favor is affection x2 and Spirit is Will x 10. [08:08] Name and age him, then put him on the Wikki. [08:08] Master Roger? Will there be anything else? [08:08] http://www.big-metto.net/RP_Wiki/index.php?title=MeidoRPG [08:08] Name him Alfred [08:09] No monocle? [08:09] Name him Solomon Keys. [08:09] Name him Jeevesus [08:09] Do you want a monocle? [08:09] YES [08:09] :princedarien: [08:09] Go for it. [08:09] Heh, this is looking to be a great random generation table. [08:10] Butlers reek of bad ass. [08:10] i like how usuallyrandom had the best name, use that one [08:10] * Dylan168071 has joined #Maid-RPG [08:10] Yup, I'm going to read Hayate the Combat Butler now. Great job. [08:11] * Dylan16807 has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [08:11] * Dylan16807 has joined #Maid-RPG [08:12] * Dylan168071 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [08:12] Alright. Any background you want, place on the wiki. [08:12] Now we get to the Master. [08:12] Do we need backgrounds? Time is of the essence, yaknow? [08:13] * MonkeyToho cracks knuckles. [08:13] If I'm running Toho through the Master creation, we got time. [08:13] i thought you weren't playing today ed? [08:13] ;_; more creation? [08:13] HEY [08:13] DON'T COMPLAIN OR I'LL DOCK PAY [08:13] Well, I won't be able to do it again until next week, so I might as well get in an hour or two. [08:14] Is Toho the Evil Overlord? [08:14] Yep. [08:14] Okay. So Toho, here's the explanation for Masters, what they can and can not do. Yes he is. [08:14] Masters are by nature weaker than maids or butlers. From the basic rules they only use the action resolution, combat, and stress rules. [08:14] When a player takes on the role of Master, they are subject to the bonuses and penalties listed below. [08:14] Bonuses [08:14] • The Master’s gender and his (or her) manner of dress are up to the GM/player to decide, and he suffers no penalties for undressing. [08:14] • The Master has the power to give absolute orders to maids, head maids, and butlers in his service. Excepting special circumstances brought on by special items or events, he will not lose this power. [08:14] • The Master does not have Favor points. As such, there is no one he must answer to but himself. [08:14] Penalties [08:14] • Masters have low attributes. [08:14] • Masters do not have special abilities like Maid Powers and Butler Powers, or weapons. [08:14] • The Master can be the target of Seduction attempts as per the “Seducing the Master” rules, but does not get the benefits that maids do from romance with each other. [08:15] * MonkeyToho nods. [08:16] >suffers no penalty for undressing. [08:16] ... :D [08:17] same as the butler. [08:17] Okay Toho, roll 1d6 for what kind of age your Master is. [08:18] roll 1d6 [08:18] MonkeyToho, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2] [08:18] Natural Born 12+2D6 The Master is a young man or woman, and probably learned certain things wrong and has some twisted ideas. [08:18] So roll 2d6 and add 12 to that. [08:18] roll 2d6 [08:18] MonkeyToho, 2d6: 10 [2d6=5,5] [08:19] 22 [08:19] Now special qualities. roll 2d6 3 times. [08:19] roll 3#2d6 [08:19] MonkeyToho, 3#2d6: 4 [2d6=3,1], 8 [2d6=5,3], 2 [2d6=1,1] [08:19] Oh... 22 is your character's age. [08:20] I know. [08:20] Glasses - You wear glasses, and can’t use contact lenses. The frame design can be whatever you want, and this can include a monocle. [08:20] :3 [08:20] o3o [08:21] * Hobbit ruffles Claire's hair. [08:21] Elf Ears - You have long, pointed ears, which may or may not have anything to do with what you really are. Treat the character more or less as an elf. [08:21] hrmf. I've gotten a friend into the idea of it, but he works Saturday. Sadface. [08:21] * Izec has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [08:21] Professional Criminal - You’re a professional criminal, and most of your assets no doubt came from ill-gotten gains. [08:21] We knew this last one, right? [08:22] so I'm some sort of bespecled crime lord vulcan. [08:22] Oh, and you get the evil emperor trait. [08:22] You know, in the Japan they use Elf Ears for demons as well... [08:22] Which does...? [08:22] in the japan? [08:22] We can reroll the last one if you want. [08:22] Yes. In the Japan [08:22] The Elevens. [08:23] Sure. [08:23] Evil Emperor - You are the leader of an evil kingdom or secret society, or the leader of a group aimed at tearing down society. [08:23] roll 2d6 [08:23] MonkeyToho, 2d6: 6 [2d6=2,4] [08:23] * Anonymous has joined #Maid-RPG [08:23] Sadist - You’re excited by causing pain and suffering to others. [08:23] ... [08:23] :awesome: [08:23] I'm scared ;_; [08:23] oh hell [08:23] hahaha oh god [08:24] This does not bode well... [08:24] wait, whose rolls are these now?! [08:24] The Master's. [08:24] Now we get to your power sources... these keep you around in the game. [08:24] oh, bloody hell. [08:24] * MonkeyToho is now known as MASTAH_PAIN [08:24] roll 2d6 twice please. [08:24] UsuallyRandom, twice please.: 6 [2d6=1,5] [08:24] * Claire giggles [08:24] roll 2#2d6 [08:24] MASTAH_PAIN, 2#2d6: 7 [2d6=3,4], 11 [2d6=6,5] [08:26] Put down Assets (- It is the fortune you’ve amassed that gives you your power.) and Military Might (You posses military might, such that no one around you would dare oppose you.) [08:26] as your power sources. [08:26] Nice. [08:26] * Izec has joined #Maid-RPG [08:27] Roll a d6 to see what is your evil overlord's favorite maid type is. [08:27] * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as RichterBelmont [08:27] roll 1d6 [08:27] MASTAH_PAIN, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5] [08:27] Boyish! you like em energetic. [08:27] Oh are you in for a surprise... [08:27] ! [08:27] Stress Explosion... 2d6 roll please. [08:27] HAHAH [08:28] * RichterBelmont is now known as DiceMaid-9001 [08:28] roll 2d6 [08:28] MASTAH_PAIN, 2d6: 7 [2d6=1,6] [08:28] I'm boyish! Yay! [08:28] Wait... you're a sadist... [08:28] ;_; [08:28] * MASTAH_PAIN cackles. [08:28] p-please be gentle... [08:28] I'm telling you. Dr. Moreau [08:28] * Edward is now known as Tatsuruya [08:28] don't worry, ed [08:28] you always have akira to nurse you back to health <3 [08:29] Stealing - You steal valuables from the mansion or from other maids. [08:29] :3 [08:29] PANTY RAID [08:29] oh fffff [08:29] BLOOMER RAID [08:29] Master colors, gimme two 2d6 rolls. [08:29] This is amusing. [08:29] roll 2#2d6 [08:29] MASTAH_PAIN, 2#2d6: 6 [2d6=4,2], 8 [2d6=5,3] [08:29] * Zeplin666 is now known as Kenya [08:30] * Vega is now known as Akira [08:30] Sky Blue and Beige. One is your eye color, the other your hair color. You can wear whatever the hell you want. [08:31] Tarzan suit it is. [08:31] Black body armour and a green cloak. [08:31] Goddamnit! [08:31] hahaha [08:31] Now, your stats. roll the set of 6 2d6 to get your Attributes. [08:31] this is getting better by the minute [08:32] roll 6#2d6 [08:32] MASTAH_PAIN, 6#2d6: 7 [2d6=6,1], 7 [2d6=4,3], 4 [2d6=1,3], 3 [2d6=2,1], 8 [2d6=5,3], 3 [2d6=1,2] [08:32] How are you supposed to strike fear into the hearts of your enemies like that?! At least go Kraven the Hunter... [08:32] Hang on. BRB! [08:32] He's 22, dude. He don't know shit. [08:32] imagine tarzan with a darth vader helmet [08:32] is it a Master or Mistress? [08:32] becuase that's what i'm picturing [08:32] That's better, Ken [08:33] hahaha [08:33] something around 5'5" [08:34] Nah, he'll wear a Bond-style suit, gloves, and like...a cowboy hat. [08:34] Where can you find lions and tigers? [08:35] big foam cowboy hat [08:35] Yes. [08:36] Nah, 1920's gangster. Complete with pinstripe suit. [08:36] Dress like that guy from the Capital One commercials. [08:36] * Charm has joined #Maid-RPG [08:36] WAR KITTENS? [08:36] Back! [08:36] hello [08:37] so...has anything happened yet? [08:37] I'm sorry, I screwed up Toho. [08:37] Oh damn you. [08:37] roll 5 sets of 2d6. [08:37] pinkstripe suit? [08:37] roll 5#2d6 [08:37] MASTAH_PAIN, 5#2d6: 5 [2d6=1,4], 8 [2d6=5,3], 7 [2d6=2,5], 8 [2d6=2,6], 10 [2d6=5,5] [08:37] Yes. [08:37] then divide by 4. [08:37] roll 5#2d6 [08:38] Charm, 5#2d6: 4 [2d6=2,2], 6 [2d6=5,1], 8 [2d6=6,2], 6 [2d6=2,4], 6 [2d6=3,3] [08:38] Charm... stop that. [08:38] sorry [08:38] Please go to the ooc chat. [08:38] #maid-rpgooc [08:38] Hey, can Tsuruya have feathers instead of hair? [08:39] Sure. [08:39] 1, 2, 1, 2, 2. [08:39] and 2 for will. [08:39] Automatic 2 in Will? [08:39] yes [08:40] You're done, Toho. [08:40] Playing the Master [08:40] When playing as the Master, the most important thing is to remember to assign Favor to the other characters. What would ordinarily be the job of the GM, assigning Favor to maids, head maids, and butlers, falls into the hands of this player. Do your best to carry this out without burdening the GM. [08:41] Just know that you got to assign d6s of favor when they amuse your character or when they did work for you. [08:41] Alright. [08:41] 1 is minor, 2 is pretty good and 4 is great. [08:42] Also, I need to tell you about "Session Orders" because this is what makes Masters powerful. [08:42] * MASTAH_PAIN is now known as Roberto [08:42] Okay. [08:42] Session Orders [08:42] The Master can give special “Session Orders” a set number of times per session. These are special ultra-powerful commands that are carried out through the Master’s Power Source. Because of the power of Session Orders, PC Masters aren’t really intended for scenario-based play. [08:42] A Master can use Session Orders whenever it makes sense for him to be able to use his Power Source to do so within a game session. Session Orders can be invoked regardless of the scale of the power involved, and they can be used to fulfill one’s desires. The only requirement is that the GM judges that a given order is possible with the Power Source being used. [08:43] For example, a Master with Magical Power could issue a Session Order saying, “I’ll use magic to seduce the butler,” and a Master with Military Might could say “I’ll use nuclear weapons to destroy the world.” [08:43] However, the effects of Session Orders do not last especially long, and cannot alter attributes or other game-related numbers, or make substantial changes to items and such. In essence, they allow absolute success on something that takes only a moment. [08:43] The head maid, the maids, the butler, and even the GM cannot object to Session Orders. All of them must accept the effects of such orders. [08:43] However, using a Session Order causes the Master to lose the Power Source he used. A Master who has lost all of his Power Sources is no longer a Master, and must become a maid or an NPC, or he could simply die. [08:43] Unlike maids, Masters have no opportunity to raise their attributes. However, if the character manages to stay Master until the end of a game session, he can acquire an additional Power Source. In this case the player of the Master can pick a Power Source without rolling the dice. [08:44] Also, if the master gets into a Stress Explosion, Maids can not reduce stress through the passage of time. [08:45] Duely noted. [08:46] * UsuallyRandom changes topic to 'Closed random game in play. Visit #maid-rpgooc for comments. Saturday adventure planned at 3pm.' [08:48] * OperServ sets mode: +o Ruler [08:49] Alright. So Roberto, why dont you describe your secret lair. [08:50] Roberto's lair is set deep under a live volcano; he thinks this was a bright idea, because one could siphon off the excess heat and energy for unlimited power. So far, its only working well due to judicious application of duct tape. [08:53] * Tatsuruya flies up to a leaky steam conduit and applies another strip of duct tape. [08:53] It is a labrythine set-up, with twists and turns galore. Much of this was done to avoid certain 'hot' pockets and minerals too hard to drill through at the time. Currently, he has yet to bother posting directional signs or maps, because even HE doesn't remember where everything is.