[08:37] * Veav is now known as Sister_Serenaf [08:38] * Arath is now known as Miria [08:38] change your name with /nick [08:38] ah thankee [08:38] :3 [08:38] * Mystic is now known as Ymu-moko [08:38] * Ymu-moko is now known as Yumi-moko [08:39] * Imperial is now known as Yuko [08:39] http://zip.4chan.org/k/src/1217709565702.gif CRITICAL HIT [08:40] ow >.< [08:42] There we go, all wikified. [08:44] * takeiteasy has joined #Maid-rpgooc [08:45] Peacekeepers with bazookas [08:45] that shoot anachronistic chainsaws [08:45] who are also ghosts [08:45] The ghosts of dead chainsaws, presumably. [08:45] xD [08:45] We are shinto aren't we? [08:46] beleive so [08:47] Chainsaw-san's soul msut rest in peace [08:47] we need a chainsaw youkai in the next touhou game [08:47] xD [08:47] chainsaw with bloomers [08:47] But Chainsaw-san's soul can only rest in peice when it's cut through something! [08:48] I am immortal [08:48] I have inside of me blood of kings [08:49] Damn you Highlander [08:50] * LinaInverse has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [08:50] *fires, accidently clips a monument with it* "...Whoops" [08:50] Also guys, I failed to mention that when you channel the shrine god, you BECOME the master, and you can give favor to those who did good recently. [08:50] >.> [08:50] quick! get the rubber cement! [08:51] AH.... That puts us in the red for this month alone.... [08:51] xD [08:52] * Yumi-moko has been doing it for a few hundred years [08:52] Yuko leans on her side and munches on rice crackers while doing this month's budget [08:53] okay who goes first? [08:54] Players! I need you guys to send your character sheets to Usuallyrandom@gmail.com and also to post them up on the Wiki. [08:54] jawol [08:55] okay if no one is going first then I wil? [08:55] :) [08:55] Go right ahead. [08:56] okay I guess she goes first then just tell me when you're done typing so we don't mix and match this stuff [08:56] sorry i was already typing when everyone was debating [08:56] * Charm has joined #Maid-rpgooc [08:57] so...where are we? [08:57] Done? [08:58] Should be [08:58] unless i'm missing something [08:58] figures >.> so everyone's idling/leaving? [08:58] There must be an easier way to put a space there. [08:58] ah okay i'll go after sister serena? [08:58] I feel like I'm a DOS file. [08:59] ??? [08:59] [08:59] but yeah...no chance at another adventure? [09:00] okay then.. after miria [09:01] go ahead [09:01] (bunny ears are hidden, Miria.) [09:01] ah right, forgot about that [09:02] Hrm... Enigma is a good choice, but Silent Warrior may contain the wrong message. :P [09:02] (( go ahead and feel free to describe their appearance and whatnot too)) [09:03] ((Yumi, you got the miko outfit on with maybe the little spirit headgear on.)) [09:04] oh, they're just starting...does it seriously take 3 hours for chara gen? [09:04] Done [09:04] We uh.. screwed around alot Charm [09:04] operative word being "srewed"? [09:05] plus i had no clue how to Gen >.> [09:07] Yeah...it took a while to get their characters just right. [09:07] * takeiteasy has quit IRC (Quit: ) [09:07] is the glowing crescent spikes okay? [09:08] you know what to avoid confusion lets implement a simple system of signal [09:08] when you are typing just say TYPING [09:08] and we don't type until you are done [09:08] Then say DONE and then we are all aware you are finished typing so we can type ourselves [09:08] mkay [09:08] ok [09:08] Then the next person says TYPING [09:08] that way it clears up confusion [09:08] whatever works, I guess [09:09] SOunds good [09:09] Okay so who is typing right now? [09:09] not me [09:09] not me, im done for now [09:10] a Typing statement works. [09:10] TYPING [09:11] * rolando2424 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [09:11] So, if sour cream goes bad, is it ironic or just redundant? [09:11] When we're done here, we'll move on... [09:11] yes? [09:11] I's done. [09:11] Redundent [09:12] Thank you, Sister Steven Wright. [09:12] LOL [09:12] well, have you ever smelled bad sour cream? :x [09:12] you have to admit, it sounds like something he'd say [09:13] * Sister_Serena is now known as SisterSerena [09:13] Yeah, I'll go with this. [09:14] Done [09:14] sorry [09:14] took so long my computer sucks [09:15] Cold water.... [09:15] oh my [09:15] TYPING [09:15] Okay I sneak around to see if we have peeping toms [09:15] oh we're supposed to do it then [09:15] that's what i assumed [09:15] TYPING after Yumi [09:16] * rolando2424 has joined #Maid-rpgooc [09:16] So let's say turn order is Yumi, Yuko, Serena and Miria. [09:16] 1d6 [09:16] done [09:16] oh boy... [09:16] * takeiteasy has joined #Maid-rpgooc [09:16] here or in the actual thing/ [09:17] or does it not matter? [09:17] The actual room. [09:17] doesn't matter [09:17] or maybge it does [09:17] there's a reason I'm not DM [09:17] Iunno, but I have my post ready to go. [09:17] If it takes place in game, then post it in the other room. [09:17] Should I be waiting for RP initiative? [09:18] xD [09:18] wait for UR to make his roll [09:18] Yuko, go ahead and RP. [09:19] Okay guys... continue. [09:19] roll initative? [09:20] Nope. Just needed to find something out. [09:20] We are ambushed by 6 goblins! [09:20] xD [09:21] Doing a german suplex on someone is atheletics right? [09:21] It's affection in Germany. [09:22] xD [09:22] In soviet Russia, Suplex Germans you [09:23] What is the Ritual of Cold Water Abultion anyway? [09:23] * MonkeyToho has joined #Maid-rpgooc [09:23] A bath. [09:23] A field bath, anyway. [09:23] ....>.< [09:24] Ima ghost though... [09:24] Ghost water. [09:24] Many bothans spat to bring you this bath. [09:24] lol [09:24] Intensify foward batteries, I don't want anything comig through [09:24] I'm pretty pissed that once again I forgot all about this until it was too late [09:25] I had the perfect chara for it too >.< [09:25] http://zip.4chan.org/k/src/1217716199943.gif BOOM HEADSHOT [09:26] Typing after serena then [09:26] oh boy...this could get ugly quite quickly... [09:26] unless the ice rabbit starts to really take things up a notch [09:26] Is there hot water nearby? [09:26] Making the water super cold? :P [09:27] We have like two pyromaniacs. I think there's ALWAYS hot water nearby. [09:27] water yes, but why would it be hot water? [09:27] well, I can set fire to the grass at her feet :P [09:27] Because they have one-track minds. [09:27] btw are there any more games scheduled at this time? [09:28] I heard something about wedenday [09:28] Hot water for tea? [09:28] That was fast. [09:28] Well it would just seem rather crude to just set her on fire [09:28] Mmm, rabbit stew. [09:29] crude, but likely effective [09:29] TYPING [09:30] are you done Serena? [09:30] Yep. [09:30] Gotta protect the innocent! [09:30] okay i'd like to take actions if I may or are we still in dialogue mode [09:30] Well... you know. [09:30] Done [09:30] She may still be an innocent. [09:31] UR can I do an action or can I only type [09:31] ...a bazooka, firing a rocket-propelled chainsaw? seriously... [09:31] Well taht still doesn't stop the fact she summoned Tzeenetch the lord of change [09:31] Hell yeah. [09:31] ^_^ [09:31] You can do an action... [09:31] okay [09:31] The shrine will fall apart pretty quickly [09:31] roll right? [09:31] affection, definitely serena :P [09:31] I was thinking affection in fact. [09:31] I do a german suplex on the rabbit [09:32] no fuck that [09:32] I do a german suplex on her to knock her out [09:32] do a barrel roll on the chainsaw coming towards you [09:32] You could suplex the shantak. [09:32] when you roll, do explain what you're doing and what attribute you're doing. Serena already explained what she's doing to the bunny girl. [09:32] the shrine maidens fired the chainsaw, they're not in danger of it [09:32] How do I roll? :P [09:32] dice 1d6 [09:32] Just type 1d6 [09:32] No, I know that. [09:32] So I don't think you're ready to slam. [09:33] Here or there? [09:33] there. [09:33] there, I'd think [09:33] but didn't Serena jump towards the bunny? [09:33] But... is it 1d6 vs stat, stat*d6, what? [09:33] Wait.. who goes first is Serena distracting the rabbit? [09:33] Yes. [09:33] stat*d6 [09:33] okay then [09:33] And the bonus for acting against occult bonus is on the end result, not on the number of dice? [09:33] Just do this. Like that. [09:34] I'll go after Serena [09:34] I still say roll atheletics for matrix dodge [09:34] if it fails to stop the bunny i'll suplex it [09:34] otherwise i'll just set fire to Tzeenetch [09:34] a 12 for affection...on what, though? [09:34] 21 for Sister [09:34] Sweet baby jesus [09:34] you're a moeblob [09:34] lol [09:34] She's like belldandy [09:35] * biohazard has left #Maid-rpgooc [09:35] The bunny girl is a witch, not a monster, she doesn't count for that bonus. [09:35] wait, doesn't a moeblob insinuate she does nothing excpet be cute? [09:35] a 16 then [09:35] Ah, not sufficiently occult then. [09:35] still a 16 seems good [09:35] Well, I'll take my 16 and marshmallow hell her. [09:35] SOCIAL BATTLE [09:35] haah she's wendigo [09:36] cooking battle [09:36] If this system doesn't support cooking duels it fails automatically. [09:36] of course, what does that do, is the question [09:36] I'm pretty sure it does, opposed skill checks IIRC [09:36] the cooking battles, I mean [09:37] Sweet jesus thats a war I can't fight [09:37] what, a cooking battle? [09:37] I can! Skill 4 [09:37] Skill 3, bring it on [09:37] xD [09:37] Skill 0 OTL [09:37] GET READY. [09:37] FIGHT! [09:37] maids would be expected to cook, so skill seems the most appropriate stat to use [09:37] Heaven or hell? Let's cook! [09:37] lol [09:38] there were cooking battles on Star Ocean 2 if I recall [09:38] Allez Cuisine! *banga gong* [09:38] xD [09:38] there's so many ways we could run with that... [09:38] SUPLEX TIME [09:39] Today I'll prepare, pre-made pizza. Just open the nuclearizor and turn it on and wait [09:39] *BLING* [09:39] uh oh...SS might have to make an atheletics check to get out of the way before the suplex [09:40] okay.. If you can't talk Ice Rabbit to spot summoning the hordes of chaos against us [09:40] or not, since the girl pulled a cheshire cat [09:40] I am ready to take action [09:40] * Cirno has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [09:40] I'm still waiting to be told that i can roll xD [09:40] Go for it! [09:40] okay random [09:40] I suplex her ass [09:40] I think you can spot the summoning pretty well from where you're standing [09:40] Ummm [09:40] Uh... wendigo left. [09:40] The Ice bunny girl disappeared [09:40] * Cirno has joined #Maid-rpgooc [09:41] TYPING [09:41] you can try to suplex the bird, but idk if that'll go so well [09:41] oh oops [09:41] okay i'll suplex the bird [09:41] DO IT [09:41] * Yumi-moko points out she had fired a chainsaw at the bird.... [09:41] was the chainsaw on fire? [09:41] Everyone else, if you're attacking the bird, just make all your rolls with your chosen attribute and then we'll add the totals. [09:41] no, just rocket-propelled [09:41] then it doesn't work on the bird [09:42] :P [09:42] >.> I think i did something wrong [09:42] OH SNAP [09:42] ah you do the roll first [09:43] 24 on athletics, likely for the german suplex [09:43] okay I get +5 since this bird thing is a demon right? [09:43] OH SHI- [09:43] xD [09:43] 24 for the rocket propelled chainsaw [09:43] certainly better than the flood of nat 1's we had last night [09:43] * Koakuma has joined #Maid-rpgooc [09:43] and 27 on yumi-moko's skill sheck [09:44] If it's supernatural, it's 27 >.> [09:44] OH SNAP [09:44] okay UR roll the bird's resistance [09:44] otherwise, still a pair of 24's [09:44] NOW is when you hope for the nat 1 [09:44] then i'll type out what happens? [09:44] would it be an opposed athletics check to dodge? [09:44] I'd assume so [09:45] then gain, I'm not the GM so let UR roll his dice [09:45] i think UR is absent [09:46] he's only been idle for 4 minutes [09:46] he's very much around [09:46] he's everywhere [09:46] wait until he's been out for 15 minutes, then we can worry [09:46] Okay. [09:46] Thanks guys. Hold. [09:46] or he can show uop and prevent us from worrying :p [09:46] always an option [09:46] Alrighty... [09:47] http://g.e-hentai.org/s/50de9861e2d042f4010204c768afe13154cbff21-367276-1554-1200-jpg/5785-156 [09:47] so 27 and 24? [09:47] 27 and 27 [09:47] yeah, 24 ath, 27 skl [09:47] I didn't count the +3 for being supernatural [09:47] you should have seen the game on thursday, the game continued while UR was afk for 20 minutes and came back to... [09:47] what the hell was going on that day anyway? [09:47] yeah, that one was messed up [09:48] but at least he mentioned that he was going AFK [09:48] I don't know... but I hope this one is kept at most pg-13. [09:48] Sorry, I have to do other things as well. [09:48] yeah...there was a lot of...yeah [09:48] ...o_O [09:48] What on earth are you advertising on 4chan for then? }:D [09:48] hey, it *is* a SFW board... [09:48] Indeed. [09:48] technically, at least [09:49] although through experience, I've learned nothing on 4chan is SFW [09:49] Technically communism works. [09:49] please tell me that I succeed in suplexing that bird [09:49] So... 24 + 27 = 51. I'm not gonna roll for the Shantak [09:49] Because you pulverized him. [09:50] congratulations, yuou just caught master's dinner? [09:50] okay you describing? [09:50] So both of you, explain and describe how you defeated the monster. [09:50] You you suplexxed it into the chainsaw xD [09:50] Rolling suplexes down the stairs of the shrine. [09:50] that sounds good [09:50] demonblooded: communism is great on paper, but whenever you try to put it into practice human nature fucks it up [09:50] you go ahead first [09:50] I suplex it right into the path of the chainsaw [09:50] Charm: Which version of communism. [09:51] TYPING [09:51] 1.3 [09:51] Marx's communism, "from each according to ability, to each acording to need" it works fine as long as total need and total ability are balanced [09:51] 1.4 basically breaks PHP [09:51] however, it rarely is [09:52] done Yuko? [09:53] Done [09:53] TEAM COMBO! [09:53] xD [09:53] fire in the hole! [09:53] But Charm his version has never been implemented [09:53] You know, this has to be a bit embarassing for Isakanonushi. [09:54] applied communism has yet to be marxist in nature [09:54] it is either leninist, maoist, or stalinist in nature [09:54] Oh... he's got a few more tricks up his sleeve. [09:54] TYPING [09:54] SUDDENLY THOUSDANDS OF THEM [09:54] Oh, I figured as much. [09:54] But I hope he goes all Gendo and is like "perfect, this is all according to plan" [09:54] because marxist communism's basic premise is flawed. that's why it's never been implemented. and every other version has a premise that works but not a plan [09:55] Well his idea was interesting as it needed to ahve an established capitalist society [09:55] neither czarist russia nor nationalist china had these systems in place [09:55] Done [09:55] -/tg/ - History of Economic Theory [09:56] Yay we were useful [09:56] so it seems [09:56] xD [09:56] YOU KILL A TREE! [09:56] BASTARD! [09:56] YOU HAVE KILLED YOUR OWN FAIRY [09:57] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [09:57] DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT TREE COSTS [09:57] 3 gp [09:57] * rolando2424 destroys robot with a Force pulse [09:57] Chainsaw bazooka. Awesome. [09:57] 2 if you find a good deal on ebay [09:57] I can buy for 1 gil [09:57] lol [09:57] 10k if you're on Ft. Sill. [09:57] The tree's fine! [09:57] * Koakuma has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) [09:57] It just has some... [09:57] Scarring! [09:57] what is the trading currency for gp <=> gil these days? [09:57] 'tis but a scratch! [09:57] I think it's 5gil=2gp? [09:58] haven't played FF d20 [09:58] so I can get a new tree cheaper [09:58] I wonder if there is one [09:58] there is an FFD20, I've played it [09:58] Sooo... yeah. TYPING. [09:58] well, technically not "played" [09:58] well, final fantasy 1 was basicly d&d in a console [09:59] more like I made a chara for it and then the DM quit [09:59] TYPING...wait [09:59] Awww [09:59] ah well [09:59] he was like "WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH BAHAMUT STATS?!!!" [09:59] maybe [09:59] I don't know [09:59] Doom dragon could beat bahamut any day of the week [09:59] LIE! [09:59] ALL LIES! [10:00] and statatics [10:00] Doom dragon has hax from the Wise One. it can't die unless you can spam the right summons [10:00] bahamut iIS the right summon for everything [10:01] and even then Dullahan will fuck your shit up later. [10:01] we can even fix the water tap that broke a few weeks ago [10:02] dullahan has 250 agility and can spam charon at will, combine that with djinnstorm and you're fucked [10:02] not to mention true collide and formina sage [10:02] >.> We must rest from that harrowing ordeal against the whatever! [10:02] ONSEN TIME [10:02] TIME TO COMPARE BUSTS [10:02] AND HAVE MILDLY LESBIAN MOMENTS [10:02] I'm going to let you know of a dark dark secret [10:02] mildly? [10:02] oh my [10:02] xD [10:02] I've actually never play D&D [10:02] DUN DUN DUN! [10:02] Yuko called it. Still, keep everything PG-13. [10:03] yeah [10:03] never found someone to play it :( [10:03] TYPING [10:03] I need somebody to love [10:03] so you pretty much lost at the 250 agility [10:03] Guys, wait... I need to explain this is the time you can seduce other characters. [10:03] oh my [10:04] can you do 16k before he gets 3 moves to down your party? [10:04] erk [10:04] Charm: are you talking to me? [10:04] also, DONE [10:04] yes [10:04] Feel free to go full form RP here. I have the base rules, but the deal is you need to do this to gain extra favor and have a way to reduce your stress, since it will just pile up. [10:04] I'll have to play defensively [10:04] 16 thousands of damage? [10:04] lesbian sex pleases our god? [10:05] lol [10:05] 16000 damage, before it can make it's move at 250 agility [10:05] is there a god not pleased by it? [10:05] It's a shame the bunnygirl hopped out. I totally want to seduce the enemy. [10:05] It's not that... you become "mini-masters", turning the other person into a admirer. [10:05] hum... the top agility in the games is 255 [10:05] If she shows up again, you can seduce her. [10:05] ORL [10:05] * SisterSerena eyes up Miria. [10:05] or at least try... [10:05] I have horrible affection [10:06] unless atheletics works I've got nothing to give [10:06] But you can also seduce with cunning. [10:06] well I had a level 100 Squall with 100 Haste junctioned into Speed, plus Speed +75%, Speed +50% and Auto-Haste [10:06] you got a good start on the wendigo at least :> [10:06] cunning works as well, though [10:06] my cunning is horrible [10:06] or explain how you seduce with athletics. [10:06] well not horrible [10:06] UsuallyRandom: Show off my perfect physique? [10:06] Panty shots imo [10:06] but I don't know how much agility that equals... [10:06] how much agility does that give him total, then? [10:06] Does that work Random? [10:06] let's assume it gets him a bove 250 [10:07] if so I'm going after Yumi, I need that chainsaw bazooka support [10:07] okay let the battle begin then [10:07] who is going first? If no one is i'll go and describe it [10:07] okay we really need to use TYPING [10:07] and DONE [10:08] TYPINg [10:08] Remind me to pimp OpenRPG at you lot. It has typing statuses. [10:08] It sounds good to me. You have to roll against each other. If you get seduced, you have to do what the other person says. But the plus side is they have to reward you with d6s of favor. [10:08] 1d6 is for simple things and it scales to 4d6. [10:08] do we have to intentionally seduce them or can we just showoff? [10:08] You know, I thought I had a lot of favor, but I keep feeling like it's damned easy to blow through the lot no matter what I do. [10:09] Done [10:09] I have more Favor ^_^ [10:09] Yes. [10:09] Typing [10:10] Yumi: Your bazooka is mine [10:10] Here's the list you can reference when you award favor. Successfully attending to the master. (Housework, etc.) 1D6 [10:10] Achieving a nice atmosphere with the master. (Romantic [10:10] Activity) 2D6 [10:10] Saved the master’s life. (Life-Saver) 3D6 to 4D6 [10:10] Doing something with the master. (??????) 2D6 to 4D6 [10:10] (First time) [10:10] Doing the thing from D subsequent times. (??????) 1D6 (New Experience) [10:10] xD [10:10] Why is my bazooka yours? [10:11] Dammit Serena tell me when you're done! [10:11] Sorry I need favor [10:11] the gods do not like me too much [10:11] Then stop stealing their gold! xD [10:11] Er, it's not that I'm done, exactly. This is conversation. [10:11] I respond when someone responds to me. [10:11] And it goes back and forth and stuff. [10:11] Argh.. but the problem with that is it gets really confusing just say typing so we can respond in kind [10:11] You have to also make an opposed roll. And yeah, let's keep the story flowing... [10:12] Typing [10:12] so don't worry about turn order until we get to combat scenes. [10:13] response [10:14] I will get that favor and level up my athletics or cunning [10:14] Oh, here's the Romantic Activities you can do... some of them can cause stress... [10:14] so I will be fing ninja [10:14] Word of Love From Partner –1D6 You have to say something new each time for them to count. [10:14] Kissing With Partner –1D6 3D6 for the first time. A succession of kisses only counts as one instance. [10:14] Doing That Thing –1D6 3D6 for the first time doing it [10:14] Partner Works Hard For You –1-4D6 Ranging from a present to self-sacrifice, as judged by the GM. [10:14] Seduced Partner –3D6 [10:14] [10:14] Clearly Insulted by Partner +1D6 You have to say something new each time for them to count. [10:14] Betrayed or Abandoned +2D6 3D6 for the first time. [10:14] Hardcore sex [10:14] Fight With Partner +2D6 3D6 for the first time. [10:14] Partner Seduced Someone Else +1-4D6 Upon first discovering this. Depends on the circumstances and who’s involved. [10:14] Partner Seduced By Someone Else +3D6 Upon first discovering this. Depends on the circumstances and who’s involved. [10:14] * MonkeyToho is now known as SHARKWITHWHEELS [10:14] * SHARKWITHWHEELS has quit IRC (Quit: SHARKWITHWHEELS) [10:15] I'll brb! [10:15] Okay UR [10:15] I roll my athletics [10:15] use my super toned body and smooth pearly skin to seduce Yumi [10:16] Okay. Roll it there and explain it as well. [10:16] I'm gonna assume for the sake of simpleness that ghosts can interact with normal objects [10:16] yeah. Don't worry about that. You're just there for a really long tour of duty, so to speak. [10:16] ah... I failed [10:17] roll your opposing roll Yumi [10:17] No you didn't. Yumi, make an opposed roll using any attribute you want. [10:17] Skill. Her knowledge of possible actions she can direct her how to do such a thing [10:18] >.< [10:18] Use your fine ghostly fingers and massage me full of pleasure [10:18] lol [10:18] Wait.. Yumi should know me for my entire life [10:19] SUCCESSS [10:19] TYPING SEDUCTION [10:19] That's right. [10:19] whoops [10:20] Also, you can seduce each other if you want. [10:20] I'll BRB. [10:21] type a response if you want [10:23] Boy this is quickly turning into a marching band erotic pre-game back rub session [10:23] hehe [10:23] haha [10:23] * Freud has left #Maid-rpgooc [10:24] am I the only one that's surprised frued left once we got to erotica? [10:24] nope [10:24] well there's no phalluses [10:24] Considering his name is Freud! [10:24] it seems...ironic [10:24] or should that be phalli? :P [10:26] You don't need a penis involved to be Freudian. That kind of thinking is a phallusy. [10:26] i am going to murder you for that joke [10:26] www.instantrimshot.com [10:26] Gee whiz it sure sucks taht no one here was a trap [10:26] god, what'd we ever do to you [10:27] * SisterSerena grins sadistically. [10:27] darn i have to listen to her don't i? [10:27] there was a trap on thursday...needless to say things went south fast [10:27] Yes, you do. [10:27] Okay... sorry, I had to call the pizza place. [10:27] But on the other hand, she's going to pay dearly for her bottle of wine. Session Close: Sun Aug 03 10:36:36 2008 Session Start: Sun Aug 03 10:36:36 2008 Session Ident: #Maid-rpgooc [10:36] * Disconnected [10:36] * Attempting to rejoin channel #Maid-rpgooc [10:36] * Rejoined channel #Maid-rpgooc [10:36] * Topic is 'This is the out of character and spectator chat for Maid. visit the wiki at http://www.big-metto.net/RP_Wiki/index.php?title=MeidoRPG' [10:36] * Set by UsuallyRandom on Sun Aug 03 07:10:16 [10:37] ...I read that as backwashing the wine. [10:37] me too [10:37] o.o [10:37] there was this awesome replay where a character seduced a vampire naga, and then the vampire naga decided to seduce her partner by "doing that thing" the way vampire nagas do... which is diffent than how people do it. [10:38] hehehe [10:38] ...interesting...I think [10:38] how did the uh.. vampire naga do "it" [10:38] anyway, are there any more sessions planned? [10:38] So maybe ghosts mingle differently... I don't know. [10:38] Oh, she wrapped around the other one and began to softly bite her neck. [10:39] actually, the way I understand it in this situation, you make out with the ghost by making out with yourself [10:39] provided there's a connection between them. [/higurashi reference] [10:40] >.> [10:40] Yumi raised Yuko xD [10:40] that's probably close enopugh [10:40] making out with yourself could present somewhat of an obstacle :P [10:40] how so? isn't it just the obvious? [10:41] TIME TO MAKEOUT [10:41] Alright... lets move on to the next scene... [10:41] xD [10:41] ah... dammit [10:41] kinda like chewing off your own nose :x [10:41] I need that favor [10:41] Hey, I did something you asked me to do [10:42] which should probably return 1d6 favors or so [10:42] roll [10:42] it's 1d6 [10:42] Do i roll? [10:43] if you think she deserves it [10:43] sure [10:43] about time for some cold water there :P [10:43] xD [10:43] <- 23 Favor now :P [10:44] * Yuko plays jazz porno music in the background [10:44] lol [10:44] * Koakuma has joined #Maid-rpgooc [10:45] put heavy metal porn music in the background [10:45] Toki's that musics is not metal [10:45] but I've seen porn with metal music in the background [10:45] I need to get to bed...post on 4chan if there's going to be another adventure, I really want to get in on one of these... [10:46] I also need to go to bed [10:46] it's almost 4am [10:46] Koakuma o/ [10:46] do you people post the logs somewhere? [10:46] ...o_O [10:46] Alma?! [10:46] g'night, you old brit [10:46] Yeah~ hi [10:46] Maybe YOU can explain this. [10:46] rolando: they're on the wiki, although IRC will usually store logs for you [10:47] I'll be right back. People think I'm avalaible for work. [10:47] this? aah I'm just here for the ride :D [10:47] * Koakuma sighs [10:47] xD [10:47] Charm: yeah, but I turn off the computer [10:47] sorry... heh [10:47] brb [10:47] they should be stored on the computer's hard drive, not as a temp file [10:47] although I guess it depends on what version of IRC you're using [10:48] mIRC will put all the logs in a folder for you. [10:48] but if I turn off the computer, the irc client closes [10:48] i've never heard of irc logs being temp files [10:48] so it can't save what it can't see [10:48] the wiki will have full logs, although they won't have line breaks. [10:49] like half of us arelogging right now [10:49] i know i am [10:49] So I can catch up on what I missed in the wiki, then? [10:49] * Koakuma was sort of 'dragged' here [10:49] you should be able to [10:49] I can make the line breaks [10:49] back [10:49] I can send you logs, Koa~ I've been idling since... well, a few minutes after things got started I believe [10:50] That'd be nice, thanks [10:50] hokay, one moment [10:51] "Before she decided to summon more chickens." please tell me I'm not the only one thinking of the insane chickens from Zelda [10:51] you were beforee yuou said that [10:51] Oh. =p [10:51] UR: can you at least say if there's going to be more sessions, or is this it? [10:51] Er, Alma? [10:52] Curse those devil chickens! [10:52] lol [10:52] erk... [10:52] I tried sending them [10:52] yeeesh, try it again [10:52] xchat's sends are a bit weird [10:52] * SisterSerena picks up the Shantak Bird and leaps off a cliff, holding it over his head. [10:52] is it okay if I just upload somewhere instead?-- ah okay, I'll try again [10:53] if UR announces more sessions, just someo0ne post it on /tg/. I have to go to sleep. [10:53] * Charm has quit IRC (Quit: all work and all play makes me sleepy. ZZZzzz) [10:53] I guess I should go too [10:53] I hope it isn't my bloody firewall being a bitch [10:53] mmm, not working -_- [10:54] one more time, please? [10:54] I want to know if it's my firewall or my client, or you, or something <_> [10:54] It could possibly be me failing D: [10:55] Yeah [10:55] I think that's it --; [10:55] just upload 'em somewhere [10:55] We need more lesbian moments [10:55] ...>_> [10:56] *snark* [10:56] PG-13, remember? [10:56] Koa: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Y85DVXIA [10:56] Spoilsport [10:56] first one [10:56] Hey UR said PG-13 awhile ago >.< [10:56] I know. [10:56] I'm being ridiculous for the sake of being so. [10:57] Because... er, because I can. [10:57] Sorry guys... [10:57] I'm back. [10:57] well, I'm no expert on ratings but I think we've managed to stay within the limits so far :> [10:57] um, alma? [10:57] it's completely blank [10:57] How's PG-13 on nipples? [10:58] borderline. [10:58] Understand soon I'll have a break for dinner. [10:58] Alma, just put the log files in a zip file and upload that >>; [10:58] Mmm... see through [10:58] Sorry, megaupload must have eaten the text [10:58] but there's only two and I'm lazy and the... oh damnit. [10:58] nevermind then I'm a failure, uhhh... [10:58] No you're not [10:58] Suikas? [10:58] Alma [10:58] just.. [10:59] halp Koa please ; ; [10:59] Oh... let's avoid being graphic here. [11:00] splash fight! [11:00] Let's move onto the next scene... [11:00] kk [11:00] well, after Yuko responds... [11:01] It's hard to absent-mindedly strike a match. [11:01] Although I guess with enough practice, etc. [11:01] Heh... [11:02] xD [11:02] :> [11:02] Pryo [11:02] *could say something silly to that, doesn't* [11:03] Whoo! [11:04] 1d6 [11:04] yep [11:04] We don't have the dice maid here. [11:04] Grah. [11:05] Yuko and Yumi did [11:05] Sweet [11:05] Favor! Favor for my stuff! [11:05] We made out and we get exp [11:05] clearly this is the best game ever. [11:05] lol [11:05] yeah, i have never seen a game promote lesbianism quite like this [11:05] so we each roll 1d6 then for extra favor? [11:06] which i highly approve of [11:06] Hm... I don't think Serena and Miria have actually done anything. [11:06] First kiss gives... [11:06] Serena's just kinda passively seduced. The state is there. [11:06] [19:14] UsuallyRandom: Kissing With Partner [11:06] –1D6 [11:06] 3D6 for the first time. A succession of kisses only counts as one instance. [11:07] No, if you two kissed for the first time, get 2d6 favor to each other, later on it will be 1d6 for doing that so it's more worthwhile to listen to your partner. You're listing stress reduction. None of you lost stress. [11:07] ah ok [11:07] ah... okay [11:08] alrighty [11:10] errr [11:10] in here [11:10] What is a "random event"? [11:10] Sorry, not used to dual chat [11:11] ah ok [11:11] Just like "you trip over the seven dragonballs, score!" [11:11] ? [11:12] costs 10x[new stat] to permanently increase them iirc [11:12] I could get luck 1! [11:12] And I probably should. [11:12] To avoid nuclear devastation. [11:13] i'm.... saving it? [11:13] Or you can hold out and wait til you get 20 to boost it to 2. [11:13] I could, this is true. [11:13] * Koakuma has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) [11:13] WOW we're fighting a corrosive all consuming blob of horror [11:13] I can spend it at any time though? [11:13] Dx [11:13] My chainsaws! [11:13] Right. [11:13] Zey do nothing! [11:14] Beware of the blob! [11:14] It creeps and leaps and glides and slides across the floor [11:14] Right through the door and all around the wall [11:14] A splotch, a blotch [11:14] Be careful of the blob! [11:14] blobby Tentacle Sex? [11:14] Unfortunately, we'll need to pause for a dinner break. [11:14] kay! [11:14] ok :> [11:15] there will be no such thing, Yumi. Sorry. This isn't black tokyo. [11:15] xD [11:15] Why did we not pause for a dinner break back while we were bathing and stuff? [11:15] So we could keep splashing eachother with water and making out? [11:15] and more like breakfast break for me :P [11:15] Because Pizza just got here. [11:15] SNACK TRIP! brb xD [11:15] hehe [11:16] http://iiichan.net/boards/miko/src/1198879851098.jpg [11:16] xD [11:16] http://iiichan.net/boards/miko/src/1199744685138.jpg [11:21] * Demonblooded has quit IRC (Quit: ) [11:22] Wait. [11:22] back [11:23] The Shuggoth roars in terror? It's terrified! [11:23] Poor thing. [11:23] *guides it to shade and gives it a Frosty* [11:23] * Yumi-moko makes a -_- face [11:25] * Anonymous has joined #Maid-rpgooc [11:26] We should all go to innsmouth [11:26] I KNEW IT THIS WILL END UP LIKE XRATION [11:27] innsmouth? [11:27] * Anonymous has quit IRC (Quit: Anonymous) [11:27] Frog people [11:28] Ah [11:28] and what's Xration [11:29] the god of tentacle porn [11:29] O.o [11:29] She's is... the god of all that is tentacle and violation related [11:29] * rolando2424 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [11:30] I see xD [11:31] http://xration.sakura.ne.jp/cg/ro/mil_c71osina.jpg but dammit she draws so well [11:32] not bad [11:34] For some reason, there's something about that picture i don't like. Dunno what though [11:42] Okay guys... I'm back! [11:42] wb [11:42] I'm all full and my hypoglycemia is under control. [11:43] xD [11:44] :> [11:46] Time for Serena to use affection on it [11:46] ...how would that work? [11:46] We will save the soul of that protoplasmic non eucludian horror [11:47] You tell me. [11:47] Again, how would that work? xD [11:47] The hallway guards are rather hard of hearing! If you walk behind them they may not notice you! [11:48] Anyway, I'm going to jiggle enticingly at it. [11:48] I'm going to... see if fire works [11:48] I may ooze slightly. [11:48] It's a giant blind monster that wants to crush you...you may need to find ways to attack it. Remember you can spend 1d6 favor to temp boost an attribute or a die roll for a check. [11:49] So... it's a giant blind monster... how exactly does it even observe us? [11:49] * Yumi-moko switchs the chainsaws for explosive rounds [11:49] But go ahead and begin to RP the fight scene, once we get through that we'll move on. [11:50] explosive chainsaws [11:50] imFo [11:50] xD [11:50] It's very clever, that's how. [11:50] can I set the chainsaws on fire? [11:50] There's a barrier trapping our heroines inside... but it means the monster can't get out. [11:50] Can you? [11:50] I use pyromancy right? [11:51] Sure... you could roleplay it like that, I think that would be a good will check. [11:51] okay cool [11:51] * Cirno has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [11:52] * Freud has joined #Maid-rpgooc [11:52] what do I roll? [11:52] Will :) [11:52] * hgalb has joined #Maid-rpgooc [11:53] * Cirno has joined #Maid-rpgooc [11:53] 1d6? [11:53] Like always... [11:54] Hm. [11:54] I see bad things happening >.> [11:55] Amorphous blob + explosion = bucket o' bloblets. [11:55] Congratz, you light the fuel tank on fire? xD [11:55] ahhh [11:55] BOOM HEADSHOT [11:55] FIRE! :D [11:56] what was the threshold for success? [11:58] ORL [11:58] You had to beat the Shuggoth's roll. [11:59] okay can I counter attack? [11:59] I'll shoot it using skill [11:59] So if I use, say, my Skill- er, skill, I can declare a weakness in the shuggoth that can be exploited? [11:59] He's got 4's. After you guys make your attacks or moves, the shuggoth will attack. [11:59] It never attacked you. [11:59] ... yuko, what are you, the blue rajah [11:59] Someone gets the references [12:00] Miria... why skill? [12:01] Oh snap [12:01] Figured I'd use that for a carefully aimed attack :> unless something else fits better [12:01] Might be cunning [12:01] * takeiteasy has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [12:01] you know the last time I remember the only way to kill a Shoggoth was to douse it in fire [12:01] or pack alot of dynamite [12:02] I'm not really gonna care about traditions her. [12:03] Skill counts under your occupational duties. [12:03] Actually... wait... no, I'll allow it, spy. [12:04] \o/ [12:04] O.o [12:05] blast :x [12:05] what was the name of the god of the shrine again? [12:05] oooo wow [12:05] shoggoth rolling like a pimp [12:06] ..hwba? [12:06] Er, didn't Miria score 18 before mods? [12:06] yeah [12:06] 6 *3 +3 = 21 at most [12:06] You're forgetting the +3 to die rolls for fighting a SUPERNATURAL BEASTY. [12:07] we should be allowed to like buy prozac [12:07] to reduce stress [12:07] UR, 6*3 is still 18 xD [12:07] since this is the 20s [12:07] we should get opium [12:07] So 6+3 x3 [12:07] ... [12:07] ooh [12:07] You apply it BEFORE the multiplier? [12:07] * takeiteasy has joined #Maid-rpgooc [12:07] YES [12:07] O.o [12:07] evil ^^ [12:07] Er, I think we've all been under the impression it works the other way. [12:07] Yeah xD [12:07] to the die roll, not the multiplier. [12:08] The game will say "to the total" if it doesn't fiddle with either before calculation. [12:08] ahh ok [12:08] Okay, anyway. What's our turn order again? [12:08] can I go next? [12:08] i'm going to try throwing stuff at it [12:09] okay then I guess i'm going next [12:09] i'm going to throw my utensils at it [12:10] Yumi, Yuko, Serena, Miria. [12:10] oh okay nvm [12:10] and then Mr. Shuggoth. [12:10] so my turn then [12:10] Or it's turn [12:10] Do I get my turn? :P [12:10] one of the two xD [12:11] So that's kinda uhh cunning/skill to point out a weakness I guess. [12:11] shouldn't you roll first before pointing it out? xD [12:11] Sure. Works for me. [12:11] Nah. I point it out. [12:11] 40 xD [12:12] right, you're the monster hunter :> [12:12] If I roll poorly, I'm just wrong. }:D [12:12] ahhh ok [12:12] only 30 :P [12:12] You do your thing you crazy nun [12:12] 5+3 = 8 8*5 = 40 xD [12:13] Dunno how such a thing will be done. Cutting a hole in the ground with chainsaws maybe to pour it into. Or a giant tupperware. [12:13] BURP THE SHUGGOTH [12:13] BURP IT [12:13] 3x(5+5), isn't it? [12:13] no [12:13] What happened to saving its soul [12:14] You add the bonus to the multiplier [12:14] Summoned creature, no soul = pwn the mutha. [12:14] so 4 Ath +3 = 7 * 1d6 [12:14] Okay, for this attack, I'm going to assume that any attacks after this do x4 the stress to the beast. [12:14] Plus it doesn't have kawaii bunny ears. }:D [12:14] lol [12:14] :> [12:16] Miria, you're up! [12:16] Oh, wait.. no. [12:16] Yumi. [12:17] delay mine then :> [12:17] Well, you're still firing. It's just not doing anything yet. [12:18] yeah [12:18] Mr. Shuggoth will attack next. [12:18] Beware of the blob! [12:19] ah wait [12:19] ...so who is it attacking? [12:19] Try reasoning with it [12:20] I will if no one else will? [12:20] Well, i was told to go... >.> [12:20] go then! [12:20] You shoot that jello [12:21] We need like Bill Cosby to be our arch nemesis [12:21] Going for Luck, because i'll be damn lucky to hit an organ with a chainsaw xD [12:21] "You see.. You killed my jiggler ya see." [12:21] using Favor to boost my luck twice [12:21] With the hippin and the hoppin and the bippin and the boppin... [12:22] >.< [12:22] methinks you dodge poorly [12:22] :x [12:22] any of you guys ever watch house of cosby? [12:22] nope [12:22] about the dude who clones a bunch of cosbies [12:22] As a seducee, can I do something here to help out? [12:22] Like throw myself in the line of fire? [12:22] You add 3 to that. So it's a 4. Yes, you can Serena! [12:23] Dunno how much good this will do, but... [12:24] if she gets hurt, can I use affection for an attack roll as i try to fight it off serena? or would that be another stat? :> [12:24] well, when it's my turn to attack that is [12:25] The nun took one for the team [12:25] i'm surprised the shoggoth hasn't begun hentacle raping us [12:25] xD [12:25] Well, I figure Maria should get some dividends out of her seduction. [12:25] After Yumi and Yuko go. [12:25] O.o [12:25] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3a52kemJcY House of Cosby [12:26] what level of favor would that kind of action be? [12:26] I like Cosby Bebop myself. [12:26] So do i roll how much favor i lose, or the DM? [12:28] *poke* [12:29] ah.... [12:29] Want to throw forks [12:30] Want to get all forked up? [12:30] I'm still waiting for an answer so i can do my attack xD [12:31] * Travis is now known as Stephen [12:31] http://iiichan.net/boards/miko/src/1171848238008.jpg [12:31] Wait... [12:31] xD [12:31] yesh? [12:32] Yumi... here's how stress is taken. [12:33] your attack power is the total roll. [12:34] If you beat the monster, then your attack power is divided by the stat it used to retaliate. [12:34] so if you get 20, and it was using an attribute at 2, it takes 10 stress. Get it? [12:34] yep [12:34] Same with you guys. [12:35] kk [12:35] ok [12:36] So, can i do my attack or no now? xD [12:36] Go right ahead. [12:36] after my attack.. I may just slip out real fast to get noodles [12:36] can I give Serena, say, one or two d6 favor for taking the hit for me? [12:37] Using Luck because shooting a chainsaw into the beastie to hit an organ is pure luck with a chainsaw [12:37] also using 2d6 favor to increase my luck by +2 [12:37] Sure, give her a 2d6. [12:37] fire away! [12:37] wewt! [12:37] feel free to roll it then serena :> [12:38] It's your favor, shouldn't you roll it? [12:38] Same with you Yumi. No, Serena earned, she rolls it. [12:38] xD [12:38] 48 on my attack roll [12:38] * Spectator84572 has joined #Maid-rpgooc [12:38] Whew! [12:38] * Usually-Random has joined #Maid-rpgooc [12:39] Wow that chainsaw shredded that thing [12:39] * Yumi-moko loses 7 favor [12:39] * UsuallyRandom has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [12:39] Better start using tongue now Yumi [12:39] pst, what's goin' on? [12:39] * Usually-Random has quit IRC (Quit: ) [12:39] * UsuallyRandom has joined #Maid-rpgooc [12:40] We're fighting Bill Cosby's jellow [12:40] lol [12:40] ya see [12:40] Oh, looks like a tough fight [12:40] * UsuallyRandom has left #Maid-rpgooc [12:40] * UsuallyRandom has joined #Maid-rpgooc [12:40] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo UsuallyRandom UsuallyRandom [12:40] Hm... [12:40] okay well I really want noodles [12:40] Okay, I'm back guys! [12:40] but i'm not sure I should leave for them [12:40] xD [12:40] ah here he is [12:41] 48 on my attack UR [12:41] Can you please repeat your last moves on the main chat? [12:41] How the hell did you get a 48? [12:42] oh shit, they got a chainsaw bazooka? [12:42] I got an 11 on my favor check. [12:42] rolled a 6, 3 for luck, 3 for supernatural and 2 for the favor i used to bump luck by 2 [12:42] Hold on. Yumi. [12:43] Okay... so the 6 and the 3 supernatual add together. [12:43] OVERKILL [12:43] ah ok [12:43] And the 3 and 2 make 5. So... 9x5= 45. [12:43] I'm still curious about "spend 1d6 favor to have a Random Event occur". [12:43] I had added it to the multiplier [12:43] I almost feel like blowing it just to find out. [12:44] so i was 3 off xD [12:44] Random events dont exist in this scenario. [12:44] sorry. [12:44] Ahh, phooey. [12:44] Yumi, how much favor did you lose from the spending on luck. [12:44] 7 [12:44] rolled a 6 and a 1 [12:45] http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89/NoodleKnight/Type-Moon/1214469204918.jpg [12:46] Okay. [12:46] so 11 stress to it xD [12:46] * Spectator84572 is now known as AliceMargatroid [12:46] Whoo! [12:47] and the god's name is Igukami. [12:48] I'm.. going to be AFK [12:48] to buy noodles [12:48] hot steamy noodles [12:48] Run like the wind! [12:52] and I'm back Shouldn't have any more problems. [12:53] need me to repost the description? [12:55] i had assumed that it was a wooden pillar [12:55] since shrines are notorious for having those hanging around [12:55] How about a luck roll to check? }:D [12:55] It's fine. [12:56] lol [12:56] What are the effects of stress, accumulated stress, recovery...? [12:56] No recovery. Your spirit is the total stress you take before you faint. [12:57] and you recover stress by making out *sagenod* [12:57] You can recover from romantic activities. [12:57] can't you spend favor to also bring stress down? [12:57] or being cute to each other. Yes you can also spend favor. [13:00] lol how did i spell that O_o i must be tired [13:00] * Cirno has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [13:01] We'll do a short interlude here for about 10 min, then move to the next scene before combat. [13:01] * Cirno has joined #Maid-rpgooc [13:01] kk [13:02] In all the right places, it seems. [13:02] hm, this is interesting, when did you guys start this session? [13:03] You know us Westerners. HUGE KNOCKERS [13:03] started making characters.. 7 hours ago? [13:03] :> [13:03] wow [13:03] 7 and a half [13:03] good gravy. I'm now gonna make a policy about making characters and getting players picked before the sessions. [13:04] i've been working on this exalted char sheet longer than that too [13:04] Yuko's afk i think [13:04] I looked for you yesterday. Guys, tell 'im. [13:04] Okay. Let's wait for Yuko. [13:07] is it only the seducee that can gain favor and recover spirit? [13:08] I think so, yes. [13:08] * Zeplin666 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [13:08] no clue [13:08] On the other hand I have to do what is asked of me. [13:08] Of course if I seduce you, bingo, there you go. [13:08] :> [13:09] Just waiting for the bunny ears. }:D [13:09] need to unconceal my bunny ears soon :P [13:11] what's so good about bunny ears? [13:11] Serene finds them hawt [13:11] I'd love to see that scene. [13:11] It's become a minor plot point. [13:12] ah [13:14] And, yes, I'd love to see that scene too. [13:14] * Thorn has joined #Maid-rpgooc [13:18] ah back [13:18] welcome back :P [13:19] I gotta watch this, and anger that I missed it [13:19] welcome back :> [13:19] Welcome back, you got the foods I hope. [13:19] I'm glad everyone is interested in this crazy little game. [13:19] yes [13:19] pho [13:20] I pitty that pho. [13:20] it's got maids, and you advertised to the right people it seems [13:20] xD [13:20] Come on, all of TG wants to be the little girl [13:20] it's got traps too, the perfect hook for selling it on /tg/ [13:20] or little shota [13:21] indeed [13:21] That, and the /jp/ people. I can't wait to see it in action at an anime con. [13:21] its not the same when the maids are fat 17 year olds in skirts [13:21] eugh [13:21] I have another game from the same author that's an odd twist for an RPG- a game about helping people. [13:22] I do admit i'm not a big fan of the random character generation, because you might end up with a character you dont want to play or are able to play [13:22] you help them by putting them out of their misery, right? [13:23] Not "help, my wife was kidnapped by werewolves!" but "Oh no, billy ran away!" [13:23] so... [13:23] What, like search and rescue in tabletop form? [13:23] we can be the A team? [13:23] please say yes [13:23] eh, you play a henge, an animal that can turn into a person. It's very Miyazaki-ish. If you get into fist fights, you're doing it wrong. [13:24] Damn, there goes my dream of playing as the A Team :( [13:24] the idea is you're helping out the residents of a small town. [13:25] hmm.... sounds interesting, but not sure if want [13:25] Wait so Serena subscribes to Nietschze? [13:25] But Thorn, I'm not a fan of random generation myself, but the way this game is, it makes sense and is part of it's unique challenge. Like improv. [13:26] >.> <.< [13:26] Continuing game or no? xD [13:27] yes...go... [13:28] Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt your discussion >.< [13:28] I'm watching you guys... go ahead and have fun. [13:29] heh [13:29] my mind's in the gutter [13:29] UR: You pervert [13:29] http://www.pooshlmer.com/wakaba/src/1217737804113.jpg Maid service [13:29] oh Random [13:30] I enjoy the random GAMEPLAY [13:30] But i wouldnt mind a little nudging in teh character creation process, at least, concept wise [13:30] What??? [13:30] I like the chargen process. [13:30] So long as it's with a GM that doesn't mind fudging/dropping results (as UR did). [13:30] Want to know what's really fun? MSH. Especially with the Ultimate Powers book. }:D [13:31] MSH? [13:31] * Zeplin666 has joined #Maid-rpgooc [13:31] Normally I'm a point-based fiend. I want freedom in my chargen. But the randomization provides structure, and half the fun is in ending up with a wacky combination you never would have thought up on your own. [13:31] Marvel Superheroes. [13:31] oh, and if you want to make stress reduction rolls, do so now. [13:32] True [13:32] oh [13:32] I'm hoping to! [13:32] I guess I just have to do try it [13:32] What do I roll? [13:32] Or how do I evoke a roll, more properly? [13:32] Me too, Serena... it's the reason why I really like OVA. [13:33] I'm actually working on an anime-themed SOTC hack. [13:33] SOTC? [13:33] Spirit of the Century. FATE hack. [13:33] Oh, right. [13:34] Serena, make a 1d6 roll for reducing stress. [13:34] i'm not sure if I should do anything [13:34] but man we sure do gain alot of experience for lesbian sex [13:34] I really want to play Mutants and Masterminds [13:34] but no one seems willing to run it [13:34] My approach is to provide the freeform point-based thing, but also plenty of brief fluff paragraphs intended to give people ideas. [13:35] You're just enjoying each other's company at the moment. Yuko, go ahead and make a 1d6 stress roll. [13:35] whoa, that was pretty bold [13:35] Let's move on to the next scene after Yumi posts. [13:35] WTF only 1 [13:36] ah wlell I have 0 stress now [13:38] and ACTION! [13:38] to fight the monsters [13:39] These adventures came to me unedited. Neko Ewen never gave me the adventure list specifically because he wanted to run them with me. [13:40] you aren't neko ewen [13:40] the dude from AX? [13:40] ah, well I guess that gives a bit more free reign? [13:44] Nope. [13:44] >.> <.< [13:45] That doesn't sound dirty at all Yuko, Nope! N-uh! [13:45] what a glorious servie it is [13:45] So much for faith. }:D [13:45] xD [13:45] faith? I'm sure He would approve [13:46] the whole council? :P [13:46] This is rather harmless... compared to some of the things I've seen anime wise when connected to religion. Good gravy. [13:46] true [13:46] and remember, you guys are closed off from the world. [13:46] So, uhh, what are we eating? [13:47] Japanese culture seems to.. no understand that the catholic church is not a super secret shadowy organization [13:47] what do you want? [13:47] Who eats? >.> [13:47] black bibles [13:47] Are we closed off from ramen deliveries? [13:47] Jesus jesus nester nester [13:47] You guys can make your own chow. [13:47] Well, some of us can cook anyway. [13:47] So as long as we have plenty of potatoes and stuff we're good. [13:47] Who has high skill [13:47] I do! [13:48] 3 [13:48] Skill 4 *sagenod* [13:48] cook you loli ghost you [13:48] xD [13:48] ...we all do, it appears [13:48] but i'd probably burn something down if you let me in the kitchen :P [13:48] all the more entertaining. [13:48] I have skill 0 [13:48] Okay... let's move on... [13:50] Please let this dissolve into a lesbian orgy [13:50] Let's not :P [13:50] How many? [13:51] How many portals, byakhees, etc. [13:51] I expected both dogs that shoot bees from their mouth [13:51] bats AND bees.... [13:52] dogs that shoot dogs from their mouth [13:52] how about bears and shoot dogbees from their mouths [13:53] Here we go. Instead of taking turns, I want all of you to post what you're doing, make your roll with your chosen attribute and then move onto the next person. [13:53] ...doesn't "move onto the next person" imply taking turns? I am confused. [13:54] Yumi goes first to roleplay her action. then roll. [13:54] okay ROLL to see who goes first [13:54] after yumi [13:54] It's not taking turns. [13:54] ah kk [13:54] Because I won't roll for the Byakhees until after we check the total number of your rolls. [13:54] Hrm.....this would seem more Luck i guess [13:55] So Yumi... make your luck roll then. [13:55] 21 [13:56] sounds like a skill check for serna. [13:56] skill/cunning [13:56] Oh, that too. [13:56] they're interchangeable, which works well, since I tend to mix them [13:57] atheletics is cool for my roll right? [13:57] 21, 30, 27... Yuko, go ahead and roll [13:59] 20! [13:59] Hachi machi... 97. [14:01] Do we win? [14:02] Are they just taking the stuff we're doing to them? xD [14:03] it's now an even six. Go ahead and roll! [14:03] Presumably they're doing Something. [14:03] True [14:03] just curious if they actually try and retaliate xD [14:04] No, that WAS their attack. [14:04] The Attack Power of an action is 1D6 times the relevant attribute. [14:04] Whoever’s action has the highest Attack Power wins that round of combat, and while the opponent(s) are subject to psychological harm in the form of Stress. The opponent suffers Stress equal to the attacker’s Attack Power divided by the attribute she was using, rounded down. If the opponent’s relevant attribute is 0, they take Stress Equal to the full Attack Power. If both combatants roll the same Attack Power, neither side [14:04] When several characters are working together, whether for attacking or defending, their respective Attack Powers are added together. If a group acting together is taking Stress, one member of the group (PCs take priority over NPCs, maids must choose one from among themselves) will take all of the Stress points. [14:04] thats their deal. [14:04] So Random, are you from Japan or do you know moon runes? [14:04] Yeah, but does that stop them from acting? xD [14:05] so if you're all fighting them, unless you want to split up the groups and fight two different sets, they'll only knock off one per roll. [14:05] ah ok [14:05] No, because their roll is their attack AND defense. [14:05] ohhhhhh [14:05] alright then [14:05] so our roll is attack and defense as well? [14:06] so if they won, one of you would take stress divided by the skill you used. [14:06] yep! [14:06] gotcha [14:06] I vote for two teams. [14:06] would that be Skill/luck for my attack? [14:06] Because otherwise this is going to drag on. [14:06] Yumi, I'll go with Athletics or Luck. [14:07] Hmmm [14:07] well. since my Luck is better then athletics [14:07] Thorn, sorry to say no on either. I don't know japanese at all, and I've been living in Ca all my life. [14:07] athletics athletics athletics athletics [14:07] my dump stat [14:07] darn, only 18 >.< [14:08] So how do you know all these rules? [14:08] is it translated? just not /rs/'d? [14:08] It's kinda funny, when Ewen announced Maid translations, he saw 2chan posts about his discovery, and they figured he was some japanese guy... [14:08] It's completely translated. [14:09] Motherfucker needs to finish the damn project [14:09] and post it [14:09] so we can send him our money [14:09] 2chan must of raged like shit when they found out he wasnt japanese [14:09] He finished it, we're selling it. [14:09] link? [14:09] Not yet. In sept, or come gencon. [14:09] Wow... a one [14:09] an fing one [14:09] ugh, I hate michigan, we get all the shitty cons [14:10] 1 + 3 [14:10] www.maidrpg.com [14:10] so Yuko got 16 xD [14:11] nothing there just yet, serena got a 22. [14:11] Miria got a 12. [14:11] and Yumi has an 18. [14:12] I like california [14:12] except for our retarded gun laws [14:12] Amen. [14:12] I really want to buy that drum magazine for my AR-15 [14:13] so... 66. [14:13] I have no response for that. [14:13] What're you hunting? the red army? :P [14:13] are you guys seperating? [14:13] in teams? [14:13] Yes. [14:13] Who with who? [14:13] Miria: Coyotes [14:13] Yeah, me and Yuko [14:14] 34. [14:14] To each couple his own [14:14] The teams you might expect, aye. [14:14] :> [14:14] ^_^ [14:16] Whoo! even with our crappy rolls! xD [14:16] mikos own supernatural enemies [14:17] yeah we do xD [14:17] Roll again! New round. 4 vs 4! [14:17] and will each team add their totals? [14:17] mhm [14:17] yep [14:18] Hmm... affectionately glomp a byakhee, causing it to combust from sheer confusion [14:18] C-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker [14:19] Hrm [14:19] what would that attack be? [14:20] Me setting fire to your chainsaws as they fly out [14:20] like.. throwing the fireballs [14:20] so I use my athletics ability [14:20] But what would i use? xD [14:20] skill? [14:20] shooting? [14:21] But skill is for the occupation duties [14:21] luck? [14:21] Shooting is athletics. Combat abilities. [14:21] about as close as i can get [14:21] daaamn. [14:21] ...eep [14:21] Bad day T_T [14:21] 48+36 = 84. [14:22] Tell me we can't get two off that. [14:22] ah c'om a freaky 2 [14:22] 20 + 7 for our group [14:23] Didn't you use luck before for your shots? [14:23] Yeah, cuz they were arcing shots [14:23] ah [14:23] this is just a straight shot xD [14:24] Neat! [14:24] ah... upgrade your athletics loli [14:24] T_T [14:24] But then i'd run outta favor like it's nothing [14:24] only 27 left [14:25] sigh.... [14:25] Time to service Yuko then [14:25] O.o [14:25] So 24 against group B and... [14:26] and 60 against group a. [14:28] Last round. go for broke. [14:29] Oh, Yumi, gain 4 favor for killing that Shuggoth! [14:29] xD [14:30] damn... I'm glad this is your dice bot, I'd be accusing myself of cheating by now [14:30] Athletic's i'd guess [14:31] or Luck maybe. [14:31] FUCK YES SEAKING [14:32] 24+48 = pwned [14:32] Yuko seems to get either really bad rolls or really good ones [14:33] 6 here xD [14:33] brb real fast [14:34] you need to buy up that athletics :P [14:34] That was IC. HANG HER! [14:34] We should keep one [14:36] wanna keep the crispy one or the one filled with silverware? :P [14:36] Silver ware [14:36] I'll take the 3. I had the higher rolls but I didn't really do much attacking, fluff-wise. [14:37] we got three more scenes to go. [14:38] Gee whiz I wonder what we're going to do [14:38] * Yumi-moko uses this time to buy up athletics [14:38] 10 x new score right? [14:38] actually, we can cut the bathing scene. [14:38] Yuko goes to help her level up [14:38] xD [14:38] We can? :( [14:39] Correct Yumi. [14:39] No one needs healing. [14:39] Do you think your partners deserve favor from fighting? [14:39] and you can rp your relationships in the next scene. [14:39] yes, 1d6 [14:39] Aiight. [14:40] I'd say 1d6 for Yuko for following my directions ^_^ [14:40] I need to get around to seducing her already. [14:40] :> [14:40] Okay, after next fight we'll have a bathing scene. [14:40] that sounds so weird... [14:40] hehehe :P [14:41] awesome [14:41] here's your next scene, roleplay it with gusto, share stories and the like. [14:41] xD [14:41] Sunsets can be pretty romantic... [14:42] I shall take the dominant role [14:47] oh... I smell confession. [14:47] uh oh? [14:47] I smell french fries. [14:47] :o [14:47] I'm pregnant [14:48] o.o [14:48] And Serena's the father! [14:48] O.o How does that work? [14:48] "Wait.. how's that biologically possible?" [14:48] DUN DUN DUN [14:48] "I have something to confess... I am your father!" [14:48] ever watch Junior? [14:48] DO NOT WANT [14:48] imagine that backwards [14:50] A fun fact, supposidly this came from a fine member of 2chan about Maid: "THIS GAME WILL BITE OFF YOUR DICK AND TURN YOU FROM A MAN INTO A WOMAN!" [14:51] o.o [14:51] gb2/2chan [14:52] LEt me put it this way [14:52] we're a bunch of guys from different parts of the world [14:52] roleplaying mikos who have very suggestive cleaning habits [14:52] on the internet [14:52] That wasn't cleaning, baby. [14:53] So? What's wrong with that? :P [14:54] any of you see Generation Kill? [14:54] It sounds somehow familiar. [14:55] nope [14:55] nope, never heard of it [14:56] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6D3YU1i8TU&feature=related "Iraqi Girls" [14:57] Yes, I know. I wasn't going to interrupt RP for it though. }:D [14:57] But, if you insist... [14:58] This is the denumount of the move... [14:58] go ahead :> [14:58] boom chicka boom boom [14:58] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcGEdSfDqm0&NR=1 M40 kills [14:58] Denumount is a french word that means the scene where the mikos begin to make out. [14:59] Oh stop that. }:D [14:59] It would be awesome if it were, though. I would have paid more attention to literary courses. Possibly joined the drama club. [15:00] 25 against 5! This is adorable. :) [15:00] *snickers* What was it before? [15:00] 20 against 4. [15:01] i think i only rolled 4 that time :P [15:01] That IS adorable. We maintained the same ratio. [15:01] Isakanonushi, not Isakanosushi. [15:01] sorry [15:02] i don't see the difference [15:02] i also haven't been sleping well [15:02] one is the evil god of the story, the other seems to a cheap japanese resturaunt in a mall. [15:02] hahaha [15:03] xD [15:03] Serina, gain 1d6 favor for that. [15:03] Miria, gain 3d6 favor from the Shrine God. [15:04] Now, how much favor would I gain for slaughtering her like the tool of darkness she is? [15:04] too damn cuuute [15:04] :P [15:04] xD [15:05] Nothing, I'm afraid. [15:05] If the shoe fits... }:D [15:05] Tch. [15:05] Nice 6 favor! [15:05] the spelling isn't my fault :P I copy-pasted it from when you gave me my background ^^ [15:05] I made a small profit on the deal! [15:05] DAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW [15:06] xD [15:10] What about the interrogation? :( [15:10] I mean, I want informations! [15:10] >.> [15:10] We've got a minion of evil who DOESN'T disappear inexplicably after being glomped! [15:10] She was sent in as a splinter cell. [15:10] Does the interrogation involve the removal of clothing? xD [15:10] :o [15:10] she's sam fisher? [15:10] Bring out the sodium pentathol! [15:11] The HOLY sodium pentathol. [15:11] Not the holy sodium pentathol! [15:12] What's sodium pentathol? >.> [15:12] Truth serum. [15:12] RAPE [15:12] ah ok [15:12] Hrm. [15:12] Okay, who has the 50' rope? [15:12] Rp this, and I have another suprise once you all post. [15:14] Yumi needs to play moar Space Invaders. [15:14] Fire where it will be, not where it is! [15:14] xD [15:15] The Shrine needs to splurg on an arcade game then [15:15] it's for practice I say! sure there's place for it in the budget! [15:15] 60 years in the future, perhaps! [15:16] xD [15:16] I'm Immortal! [15:16] I can wait! [15:16] hm... [15:18] DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN [15:18] :O [15:18] Wendigo leveled up [15:19] "Ding, bitches!" [15:19] "Gratz!" [15:19] O.o [15:19] >.> <.< [15:19] hey guiz [15:19] It's standing still [15:19] I know, right? [15:20] xD [15:20] and it has inhuman speed. Besides, we're in anime talk time... [15:20] This is also true. [15:20] wow... the game is still going? [15:20] Damn [15:20] DARN YOU ANIME TALKING! [15:20] i left to go watch the batmanimatrix with my friends, i expected to just catch the log later [15:21] Don't you now WE DON'T ATTACK PEOPLE AND JUST YAMMER BEFORE WE SUBDUE OUR OPPONENTS? [15:21] this is delightful! [15:21] Nope! [15:21] I think this is the best session yet. [15:21] Use the power of love [15:21] So much lesbian sex [15:21] xD [15:22] Lesbian sex orgy make demons head asplode? [15:22] Save it for the doujins. [15:22] I'm not wearing any pants. [15:22] Just for the record. [15:22] Actually, you are... Hakama are pretty much pants. [15:22] o.o [15:22] No, I'M not wearing any pants. [15:22] unless....ew. [15:22] xD [15:22] Thanks for sharing. [15:23] visiting parents over summer, otherwise the case would likely have been the same here :P [15:23] I'm wearing two pairs of pants [15:23] and eight sweaters [15:23] ps. please send help, the moon is very cold [15:24] a litle chilly there frood? [15:24] i am jealous [15:24] SEEEEDDDDDUUUCE HEERRRRRR! [15:25] Or just talk to her... maybe see if she can be reasoned with. She's not the terminator... [15:25] bunnie terminator [15:25] Usaginator. [15:26] hawt bunnygirl terminator [15:26] "Your carrots. Give them to me." [15:27] Are you Elmer Fudd? [15:29] Be veeery veeery quiet [15:29] I'm hunting Wendigos? [15:29] i prefer hunting yeti [15:29] yetis? [15:29] Fucking D&D! [15:29] whatever the plural is [15:30] Some GM threw in some feral yeti and I wanted to feed them stuff from my inventory so they'd go away and everything would be peaceful. [15:30] But the GM was all "no they are evil" [15:30] and I was all "no they're fucking not, they're just Chaotic Hungry" [15:30] and everyone else was all "WE ROLL INITIATIVE!" [15:30] Suplex time [15:30] Mexican suplex [15:31] T_T [15:31] Uh oh.... [15:32] The best laid plans... [15:32] Sister, you'll be protecting Wendigo, so no contributing for this round. But you did good. [15:32] Well in that case I'll use my affection for a seduction. Why the hell not. }:D [15:32] Whoo! [15:33] Allowed? [15:33] making yourself a bunnygirl harem, are you? >_< [15:33] Yumi, Yuko, tell me what you're gonna do and roll, same with Miria. [15:33] Maaaaaybe... [15:33] I'm.. going to knock out the bunny creature [15:34] with a suplex [15:34] Go ahead and roll to seduce Wendigo. [15:34] ...are you going to suplex me at the same time? [15:34] Wendigo isn't really your enemy. [15:34] NOOOO [15:34] What did you boost... oh, affection. [15:34] Ineffectually, it appears. [15:34] There isn't a reroll mechanic, is there? [15:35] Sister: Yes [15:35] I'm going to knock both of you out to regroup [15:35] Don't worry. you don't lose that favor, Wendigo is seduced. She has been since you "rescued" her in the prologue. [15:36] Ahh, sweet. [15:36] She's suffering from conflicted orders. [15:36] 28 for the clotheslining of the demon [15:37] ORL [15:37] I rolled a one [15:37] it is the Night of Ones, a horrible omen [15:37] I have been defeated [15:38] IS THIS THE END FOR OUR MIKOS [15:38] quick, kiss each other to reduce stress [15:38] before it's too late [15:38] 21 + 28 + 16 [15:38] We, uh, don't have any stress. [15:39] JUST KIS EACH OTHER [15:39] WE HAVE [15:39] DO IT NINE TIMES! [15:39] At least, Yuko and Yumi have >.> [15:40] I can see it now... the others frantically stabbing the shit out of Nightgaunt, and Serena feverishly making out with Wendigo. :P [15:40] Right, so we have a double stab, a clothsline and... [15:40] Yuko what did you do? :P [15:40] elbow drop? [15:42] serena that is an EXCELLENT IDEA [15:42] in the foreground: a nun and a bunnygirl kissing [15:42] in the background: EXPLODING NIGHTGAUNT [15:42] chunks rain down but it doesn't ruin the moment. [15:42] Can we get an artist on that scene? [15:43] You Hussy! *Points accusing finger* [15:43] xD [15:43] Now, now, I think I've described Serena well enough for you to realize there's plenty of her to go around. }:D [15:43] Oh, so she's a big believer of the communion? [15:44] you just made mass filthy [15:44] i hope you're proud of yourself [15:44] You're already practicing cannibalism. [15:44] How much filthier do you need it? [15:44] well that's about the faithful partaking of christ's body [15:44] it's not about having two bunnygirls eat you. [15:44] oh crud [15:45] xD [15:45] ...it's not? [15:45] Truly this is an artistic moment [15:45] Obviously you aren't familiar with Shinto practices. [15:45] You're christian! [15:46] Sometimes! [15:46] Jesus doesn't approve [15:46] I think he would [15:47] Jesus isn't the management here. [15:47] What Jesus doesn't know doesn't hurt him. :P [15:47] THIS IS EXREMELY HERETICAL AND I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH IT [15:48] That's nice. [15:48] Although, it gives me an idea where the Maids are female versions of the appostles and they got to make Jesus happy. [15:48] XD [15:48] Can I interrogate this one? [15:48] it's not enough that we're going to hell just for playing thsi game, is it [15:49] We're going to hell in style *sagenod* [15:49] ... can i get in on that game if you run it [15:49] because seriously [15:49] We'll see. [15:49] i will play mary magdalene as a butler [15:49] Nice! [15:50] * SisterSerena upgrades Will to justify what she's about to do. [15:52] Which one of us is the ghost again? [15:52] Okay... Yumi. [15:53] me! [15:53] And let's move onto the next scene soon... [15:53] rabbit orgy [15:53] i approve xD [15:54] Absolutely Igukami can be summoned. [15:56] No pressure! [15:56] xD [15:56] :> [15:58] She didn't fall asleep, did she? [15:58] who? [15:58] Because she needs to suplex ultimate evil. [15:58] Yuko. [15:58] Yuko, ya there? [15:59] yeah [15:59] sorry was watchin GK [15:59] Also, I distribute favor to my followers, 1d6 each for assisting with the barrier and another 2d6 to Miria for interposing herself like a trooper. [16:00] can I give favor to Yumi? [16:00] Who the hell did you also seduce? [16:00] :) [16:00] Sure. [16:00] yay! xD [16:00] Wendigo: 1d6, Miria: 1d6+2d6=3d6 [16:00] okay I give 2d6 to Yumi [16:00] rolll [16:01] go ahead and take 1d6 for yourself xD I don't think you've actually used any yet [16:01] Also, Yuko, you may want to consider channelling ze Shrine God. [16:01] In the upcoming scene anyway. [16:02] any more favor? [16:02] I'll spend 20 favour to increase will to 2 [16:02] Miria, roll another 1d6. [16:02] And Yuko, Miria and Yumi, gain 3 favor for killing the Night Gaunt. [16:03] Can I get a current favor total here, please? [16:03] 4, now. [16:03] was that extra 1d6 favour? [16:03] 16 Favor [16:03] I HAD 34 but I just blew 30 to increase Will to 3 to justify taking charge. [16:03] Miria, yep. [16:03] nice, 20 here, with that [16:04] Smart. Raise your spirit to 30. [16:04] Yuk? [16:04] Yuko? [16:06] Yuuuuuko [16:07] >.> Nuuuuu....my seduced partner..... [16:07] * UsuallyRandom has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [16:08] Nuuu... our GM [16:08] >.< [16:08] Here i am [16:08] * UsuallyRandom has joined #Maid-rpgooc [16:08] :> [16:08] and here he is [16:08] ahh, excellent [16:09] 17 favor so far [16:09] no enough to raise much [16:10] Okay... let's go to the new scene. [16:12] You mean, you want us to make out. [16:12] Well hey [16:12] do what you gotta do son [16:12] Whatever the DM wants xD [16:13] Beats blowing favor. }:D [16:13] It's in the DAMN ADVENTURE. [16:13] xD [16:13] This fucking sucks [16:13] gonna need some serious smooching yuko :P [16:14] going to need some kinky stuff [16:14] bet you wish you hadn't wasted your first kiss earlier xD [16:14] o.o [16:17] Oh, does Wendigo have any stress? [16:21] Nope, she's asleep. [16:21] Tch, she's supposed to be helping. Whatever. [16:24] hand sex [16:24] xD [16:24] Hand jobs *sagenod* [16:25] Wait, you guys have been going for ~9 hours now? [16:25] Wow. [16:26] Serena, Wendigo DID help, she kept the barrier up, but the stress of the day tired her out. [16:26] and Serena, is this a sign you're "doing that thing"? [16:26] Nah. Sexy AND pure. [16:27] xD [16:27] <--- also pure :> [16:27] hahaha, well done [16:27] Okay, Miria, Serena, roll 2d6 for healing. +3 to the roll for DAAAAAWWW. [16:28] Okay, done. Had to get the bunny ear in there. }:D [16:29] Just enough! [16:29] man if I take a hit i'm screwed [16:29] Let's wrap this up. Yuko, Yumi if this will be all, go ahead and make 2d6 rolls +1 [16:30] xD [16:30] Just enough [16:30] Yuko [16:30] ORL [16:30] Yeah i'm done [16:30] Time to hop in the hot spring Yuko. [16:31] +1d6 fo the Kiss. +xd6 for the words of love [16:31] I wonder if it would be abusive to grant favor to Miria for DAAAAAWWWW. [16:31] So 5 so far... roll another d6 Yuko. [16:31] UsuallyRandom: Definitely [16:31] sweet [16:31] HAHAHAHAHAHAAH [16:31] The smooch was a job well done. }:D [16:32] ^^ [16:32] Do i seriously have to do the dirty? xD [16:32] only 1 [16:32] Well we do have to heal [16:32] Yumi, that's up to your seducer. [16:32] you do [16:32] No, you can hop in the hot spring. 2d6. [16:32] <- has healed all hers [16:32] you can heal by burning favour too :> [16:32] ah forget it [16:33] I can take the damage [16:33] *walks by the hot spring with an armful of scrolls, giving them a dirty look* [16:33] Yumi can also give favor to heal Yuko since the Temple has a medical station. [16:34] Favor = healing at what ratio? [16:34] 1 to 1. [16:34] how much you have left? [16:34] 5? [16:34] yes [16:34] *burns 5 favor* [16:34] wow thanks [16:35] np [16:35] still have 11 left xD [16:36] I can speak to him. [16:37] No you can't. [16:37] I'll be all "Yo! Isakanonushi! Your momma was a kappa!" [16:37] LIEZ [16:37] So how's Guardian Force Igukami coming along? [16:37] YOUR MOTHER WAS A KAPPA AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF INNARI! [16:38] Just someone say "channeling the shrine god, spend 2d6 favor" and you got him. [16:38] methinks we relugated that to Yuko xD [16:38] No, I mean, bringing back the real milk chocolate to restore the monument. [16:39] oh shi- [16:39] All right, places, everyone! [16:40] time to roll all ones [16:40] So Random, if I'm getting this right, it's just them fightan monsters escalating in the Sorting Algorithm of Evil? [16:40] * Retrieving #Maid-rpgooc modes... [16:40] wow i fail at remembering his name [16:41] hrm... I am terribly low on favor here [16:41] how low [16:41] 4 low [16:41] that's low [16:41] if I channel to boost a stat, I may drop below 0 low [16:41] and I have 20, but I can't channel him >_> [16:42] i might be able to channel him [16:42] but you can spend 1d6 to get +1 on stuff [16:42] what was the cost to boost an attribute? [16:42] Yuko is destined to channel him, we already decided }:D [16:42] ah right [16:42] ahhh [16:43] can we drain favour from all of us, or at least from them via the ritual to chanel igukami into Yuko? [16:43] 28 on the skill check [16:43] OH SNAP [16:43] FINALLY I get a break [16:43] xD [16:43] by cursing jesus [16:44] But you don't even believe in jebus! [16:44] That's why we curse him *sagenod* [16:46] Serena, give me a 2d6 roll. [16:46] Er... Tell you what, roll 1d6. Yuko, roll 1d6, and both of you subtract that much favor. [16:47] Yuko becomes one with Igukame. [16:47] Yuko: "I AM JESUS!" [16:47] "Now gimme all your moniez" [16:48] I am totally at 0. That's awesome. [16:48] Dude, it was all about this one recent anime where a girl could become superpower from transforming. Her phrase to go uber powerful? "I! AM! GOD!' [16:49] xD [16:49] don't think i've heard a better one tbh :> [16:49] If you go below that, you can lower a stat, you get favor equal to 10x the new stat number. [16:49] yar, I reviewed the page [16:49] being at 0 is made of win though [16:49] like 0.01 Essence [16:50] Yuki, make your roll please. [16:50] Being at 0 favor = you being dismissed by your master [16:50] >.> [16:50] Yuko or Yumi? [16:50] Yuko. [16:51] kk [16:51] No, being at <0 favor = dismissal. [16:51] ohhh [16:51] OH SNAP I AM GOD [16:51] Being at 0 favor just makes you a BADASS. [16:51] that is an awesome time to roll a 1 xD [16:55] yar [16:55] ping. [16:55] Go ahead and role play this. you're also the master now, so you get access to favor giving on a high scale. +1 to all stats. [16:55] pong. [16:56] sweet [16:56] I'm the girlfriend of the god [16:56] Awesome xD [16:56] and by high scale, I mean you can give ANYONE favor. [16:56] Just cause you felt like it. You're a damn god. [16:57] Okay I give Serena favor [16:57] 3d6 [16:57] Sweer. [16:57] cause she's going to die [16:57] without it [16:57] I am favored! [16:58] everyone else gets 2d6 favor [16:58] DX [16:58] YAY! [16:59] I feel like highlander [16:59] "I am the bone of my sword..." [17:00] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnrXiaPVeHY play this song right now [17:00] all you are [17:00] can I boost athletics now? permanently, uplifted and strengthened by divine inspiration etc :> [17:00] I didn't see any limits on when you can do boosts, so... [17:00] good :> [17:01] Here's my suggestion... listen to this... [17:01] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwz6hx8elNc [17:02] I want you all to please the lord [17:02] with your body [17:02] xD [17:02] I want you to bite me. [17:02] :P [17:02] But..but...big bad demon! [17:03] so what DO we do to it anyway? [17:03] * SisterSerena 's been in the presence of a god. It's no big deal. You'd think they'd be taller... [17:04] ah... no lesbian orgy after all [17:04] Oh shi [17:04] So he is! [17:04] Oh lord [17:04] someone just got raeped [17:05] Hm... I wonder what happened with my cross grenade. [17:05] xD [17:05] Just make your new rolls. Serena, you're out of this roll, everyone else go do some damage. [17:06] So here's this giant enemy god. [17:06] xD [17:07] damn, pushed my luck and it pushed back [17:07] ouch [17:07] FAAAACE [17:07] so can I still boost my attributes using favor? [17:08] or am I kind of not able to get favor as the "master" [17:08] Yuko, did you add your 1 bonus and your 3 as a maiden? [17:08] 54 for my attack [17:08] Yes, you can spend favor. [17:09] Let's get point totals from everyone. This is it. [17:09] 18 :> [17:09] Macross Missile Barrage! [17:10] xD [17:10] Yuko: I have another 1 bonus? [17:10] no I didn't add it [17:10] Yeah, channeling the god gives a +1 bonus to rolls [17:10] From channeling the god? Yes, you do. You get a 1 bonust. [17:10] oh snap [17:10] Sweet [17:11] Lets get final totals of your die rolls here. [17:11] 54 [17:11] Cool. Yuko? [17:13] Miria? [17:13] 18 [17:13] okay I had 5 athletics with a +4 and I rolled a 3 [17:13] does that multiply to a 27? [17:13] sorry how do I add this up again? [17:13] 7*5 [17:14] okay I rolled 35 [17:15] so 35, 54 and 18 xD [17:16] We almost broke a 100 [17:16] wait.. we did brea a hundred [17:16] 107 xD [17:16] 107 [17:17] 15 Stress levels >.> [17:17] Geez... they really need to give these guys more hit points. [17:17] You mean god? [17:17] Yeah. No kidding. [17:17] xD [17:17] did we oneshot the god? [17:18] Yes. [17:18] o.o [17:18] need a general boost statwise for all enemies too :> [17:18] ^^ [17:18] My forks of death won [17:18] Either that or less clever players. [17:18] HERE WE BELONG FIGHTING TO SURVIVE IN THE WORLD'S DARKEST HOUR [17:18] Who won't promptly math the system. [17:18] I don't think we were clever [17:18] just willing to have lots of lesbian sex [17:18] So Yuko, go describe what happens. [17:19] * Yumi-moko did massive barrage of Chainsaw missiles [17:19] C'mon... isn't that how this happens? It worked in Simoun. [17:19] And Noir. [17:19] And Madlax... [17:19] And... um... [17:19] just generally. [17:19] Right. [17:19] A bunch of shrine maidens firing chainsaws out of a bazooka and throwing magic forks one-shot a god. [17:19] * Yumi-moko think like....freaking....Heavy Arms gundem when it blows its load [17:19] Remind me to stay away from Japan. [17:20] In our defense, we did summon Good God to suplex Bad God. [17:20] Heavy Arms... oh yeah. [17:20] the one with all the guns? xD [17:20] and the 20bajillion missile launchers? [17:20] the only really cool thing that came from Wing. A walking NRA convention. [17:20] xD [17:21] http://zip.4chan.org/jp/res/1072247.html [17:21] That was actually brought up in my Society and Tech class. We like to blow things up xD [17:22] i did like heavyarms even if wing was a lot of bullshit [17:22] I loved Heavy Arms [17:22] my favorite one [17:22] Deathscythe right below it [17:23] and in the movie? [17:23] Who the hell didn't? It was the most realistic of all the gundams. Forget all this low class laser rifle and crazy snake whip shit, just get us lots of missles and bullets in the air. [17:23] When Heavy Arms got hugeassguns on BOTH arms? [17:23] Done on my summary of us blowing up the gods [17:24] and the fish jumping [17:24] What the hell was that crappy one? The one piloted by the blond muslim clone kid? [17:24] No [17:24] Was Troya [17:24] Trowa Barton was the guy piloting Heavyarms. [17:25] I'm talking about Quatra! [17:25] They were so butt budies [17:25] oh, fff [17:25] Butt buddy Trowa meet butt buddy Quatra [17:25] what's it called [17:25] lol [17:25] Unremarkablebot [17:25] with HEAT SHORTERS [17:25] I found Quatra to be....underwhelming [17:25] him and his mech [17:25] Nope, Quatra got those 30 guys in the end of Gundam while all the others got their resepective girls. [17:25] you mean a pussy [17:26] you found him to have more pussy in him than all of Thailand's coastal cities [17:26] Quatra piloted a gawd damn giant chicken! [17:26] When you're done discussing overcompensation, I need Serena's fate. }:D [17:26] Random, I have a question. [17:26] Hence his title as pussy [17:26] We are done [17:28] Gawdamn SANDROCK. It was a fricken Chicken. How the hell could you take that thing seriously? [17:28] xD [17:28] Note to self: How to make UR rant....mention Sandrock [17:28] Makes sense Quatra is a... you know, I almost touched the third rail there. [17:29] Concluding statement people [17:29] Yep. Serena, go right ahead and make your statement. [17:30] Ah we lost the nun [17:30] o.o [17:30] MEDIC [17:30] How'd the Nun die? [17:30] CORPSMAN! [17:30] GOD! [17:31] We got a aerith thing going on [17:31] WHERES YOUR GOD NOW?! [17:31] Yuko is now god [17:31] Isakanonushi wasn't a complete pussy, that's how. [17:32] Wait.. don't you faint [17:32] or are you dead dead [17:32] That's why I didn't roll at the end - Isaka was so focused on wreaking vengeance for the return of Igukami and the betrayal of his handmaidens... [17:32] methinks she's dead dead [17:32] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo52T7uKOJU&feature=related okay then everybody play this song [17:32] in honor of our brave nun [17:33] "Until death do us part" dead. [17:34] I'm so expecting her to go "BOO!" [17:34] or become aghost [17:35] Fade away, and becomes one with the force... [17:35] pfft [17:35] Then Anakin get shooped in at the end [17:35] Now that I'm struck down, do I become more powerful than he could possibly imagine? [17:35] ;_; [17:35] that's for wussies who don't get Bazookas that shoot chainsaws [17:36] yes... but when you go greet obi-wan and yoda, they kinda snub you. [17:36] crying irl here ok [17:36] d'awwwwwwww [17:37] are you all listening to queen like I told you too? [17:38] i am, damn you [17:38] was [17:38] it just ended ;_; [17:38] Till Outlaw Star grabbed my attention again [17:38] nope... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktv2C9vnRKU [17:39] So, did you guys take a break at any point or has this been going since 3pm EDT yesterday? [17:39] Yes [17:39] ... [17:39] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI7WflSl0W4&feature=related skip to 4:50. [17:40] from about 00:00 local time until now, 11:40 :> [17:40] man... I don't want to leave it on that line :P [17:41] xD [17:41] :P [17:42] He can't I revive Serena now that I am god? [17:42] Well, there are two options I can think of. [17:42] A) you could reincarnate her as a moon rabbit. [17:42] B) you could collect the dragonballs. [17:44] okay [17:44] MOON RABBIT TIME [17:44] Igukame is a SNAKE GOD. [17:45] the rabbits were the bad guys. [17:45] Let me rephrase. [17:45] Naga Serena is fine with me [17:45] Maria and Wendigo could reincarnate her as a moon rabbit. }:D [17:45] It's up to you guys, let's get an ending to this and call it a game. [17:46] I'm all for the heroic sacrifice thing [17:46] i'm fine with that too [17:47] Can I make Serena into a statue? [17:47] like act as her eternal monument? [17:47] Sure... [17:47] A golden idol? [17:47] or make her the same as Yumi. [17:48] Let's end it there. [17:48] I don't know thats up to Serena [17:48] I'm good at leaving it here. [17:48] Good. [17:48] okay leave it here [17:48] indeed, sad as it may be. resurrection would be anticlimactic ;_; [17:48] sleeep [17:48] It totally would. [17:48] I hate it when things wuss out on deaths. [17:48] Can I turn your body into a marble statue? [17:48] Please don't! [17:48] And it's too late. We faded to black. [17:49] * SisterSerena is now known as Veav [17:49] G'night everyone! Thanks for coming! [17:49] * Yumi-moko is now known as Mystic [17:49] Why did Nia have to die? [17:49] * Yuko is now known as Imperial [17:49] thanks for running it and giving me something to read while i was workin,' sir [17:49] thanks everyone :> and UR for giving us this chance and DMing [17:49] No problem ^^ [17:49] Thanks for the run UR [17:49] funt imes [17:49] * Miria is now known as Arath [17:50] Whew... good game. I see what you did there. }:D [17:50] Anytime guys... you know, when this game comes out, I'd like to show up as a player. [17:50] anyone putting the log on the wiki? ^^ [17:50] I'll update the character sheet eventually with "before" and "after" states or summat. [17:50] I'd love to host a game [17:50] Though be warned [17:50] I'm still just floored you were able to keep a session going this long without losing any players. [17:50] i'm going to do a Zombie world meido RPG [17:50] man, listening to Memories of the City made that last bit sadder than it probably would have been otherwise. [17:50] 4 people. [17:51] I heart zombies. [17:51] Did anyone see the clip I sent? [17:51] at 4:50? [17:51] Yes :3 [17:51] no [17:51] "aw... that's cold, Obi-wan" [17:52] about to, as soon as my crappy connection loads it :> [17:52] Use the poon [17:52] * Freud has left #Maid-rpgooc [17:52] Glad Lina poked me into playing xD [17:53] okay, it's nearly 6 AM and I always wake up at around 7 or so. So this isn't going to end well. Thanks for making this fun, everyone. [17:53] seeya! [17:53] bye [17:53] :P [17:53] bye [17:53] I think Maid RPG really is just RP intensive [17:53] How would you make a Zombie based maid RPG anyway? [17:53] Imperial, I demand more data on these zombies. [17:53] * Veav passes out [17:54] it has no structure for organized D&D 4th edition "break out the maps on the to see how we can use METTC and OKOKA to determine how we engage" complexity [17:54] it leaves a lot to the players to fluff out beyond handing them traits and the like [17:54] you just... dog leg it [17:54] and then you get players just ignoring them anyway, like edward. [17:54] haha I am DMing a Dark Heresy game [17:54] orly? [17:55] yeah I missed a session to play this [17:55] xD [17:55] So, Random, question. When Yuko turned on god mode, what was stopping her from handing out, say, 10d6 favor to everyone? [17:55] I'm curious about Dark Heresy [17:56] mmm... Dark Hershey. [17:56] my playesr are an Imperial Guardsman, a hansolo esque scum with a penchant for heavy weapons [17:56] and a feral assassin with monoedged long saber [17:56] hehe [17:56] who is basically a ninja with that camo from MGS [17:56] xD [17:57] Okay my MAIN MAIN complaint with dark heresy's system [17:57] it is way way way too easy to fail [17:57] the thresh hold for success is insane [17:57] its a d100 system [17:57] The fact that I'd have stopped that 10d6 crap really really quick. [17:57] It's freaking Warhammer 40k [17:57] Ads, can you post the log on the wiki? [17:57] Everything's out to kill you xD [17:57] Yeah... but it gets aggravating when you fail so many times trying to open a door [17:58] and you ahve super high tech and int ratings [17:58] Yeah, that's silly [17:58] along with an omnitool that adds +10 to the rolls [17:58] avg person has a rating of 25 for a state [17:58] The fact that I'd have stopped that 10d6 crap really really quick. <------ Well, you shouldn't have said something along the lines of "hand out as much favor as you want" then. [17:58] and you only succeeed when you roll under that number [17:58] So at best when you're super crazy [17:59] you have a rating of 60 for a stat [17:59] tahts a 40% margin of failure for what equates to godhood in a state [17:59] Ads, can you post the log on the wiki? <------ I'll get to it in a while. [17:59] for an average test [17:59] well, i'm off. About time to sleep now, it being noon and all :> [17:59] later [17:59] laters [18:00] * Arath has quit IRC (Quit: ) [18:00] Well, night everyone! Thanks for coming! [18:00] Also, I noticed that in the miko character creation rules, your roots gave you bonuses as well. [18:00] yep [18:00] I'm working on Shin Sangoku Meido. [18:00] The Musou mechanic is hard to work out. [18:00] Yup. It was to cover some of their weaknesses. [18:00] shin sangoku meido = $$$$$$$$$$$ [18:00] FUND IT [18:01] * UsuallyRandom has quit IRC (Quit: ) [18:02] I'm filling out a 3d6 weapon chart for Dynasty Warriors weapons... [18:02] what is the deal with that goofy-looking spear that zhang fei uses [18:02] how does that even work [18:02] basically it's a staff with a wiggle on top [18:02] It's a glaive. [18:02] Right, sleepybedtime [18:02] With a wavy blade. [18:02] Seeya all. thanks for letting me play [18:03] thank you for entertaining me! [18:03] it is a great thing you do and you shall not be forgotten! [18:03] xD [18:03] * Mystic has left #Maid-rpgooc [18:03] I'll be going dead too [18:04] * Imperial has left #Maid-rpgooc