[08:20] * Argas is now known as Setsuna [08:29] it hasn't started? [08:30] Not yet. [08:30] ummm [08:30] UR is around somewhere not here takin some test or something [08:32] ie being a productive human being [08:32] How dare he [08:38] * rolando2424 has joined #Maid-rpgooc [08:40] * Adslahnit is now known as Leitea [08:40] * pulsa_diNura|de_niro is now known as pulsa [08:44] * DiceMaid-9001 has joined #Maid-rpgooc [08:44] * LordLicorice has joined #Maid-rpgooc [08:47] * Ruler has joined #Maid-rpgooc [08:53] * UsuallyRandom has joined #Maid-rpgooc [08:53] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo UsuallyRandom UsuallyRandom [08:54] Testing testing.... [08:54] hi [08:54] * Jelia_Rilynmtor has joined #Maid-rpgooc [08:57] * Charm has quit IRC (Quit: ) [08:57] Already got players for Saturday's game? [08:58] We won't have a saturday game. [08:58] Ah. [08:58] I'm kind of busy for the next couple of days, and I promised Neko Ewen I'd show up at his birthday party. [08:58] * Ahiko cracks my knuckles. [08:58] Let's do this. [08:59] ok i should wait for the next session then right [08:59] Sure. Hey Ads... how long do you have til you go? [09:02] * pulsa is now known as de_niro [09:04] My character is supposed to be somewhat abrasive, just so you know. [09:05] I'll try to keep that in mind [09:05] K. [09:05] Just so you know, my character is a bit smug, she's a drow and all. [09:05] Just so you know, my character likes hurting things. [09:05] As in, you know the "Shit was so cash" guy? [09:05] With a large fucking axe. [09:05] That kind of abrasive. [09:07] ohohoh thats why you could only have 4 people [09:07] lol [09:13] * Alma has quit IRC (Quit: ) [09:14] Rolls with attributes are multiplied by 10 right? [09:15] ok updated my wiki [09:15] i thought rolls were 1d6 x attribute [09:15] I don't remember. [09:16] 1d6 x attribute. [09:16] UsuallyRandom, x attribute.: 4 [1d6=4] [09:28] 3 =\ [09:31] * UsuallyRandom Leitea, In the midst of it all, a thought occurs to you: "We should find a new Demon King!" [09:32] Oh ho ho ho [09:33] * UsuallyRandom after all, if you had one, you could leave the dungeon, build bigger armies and everyone can rampage across the realms in a reign of terror! [09:39] Hey, how come we can't leave the dungeon? [09:39] Is it a barrier or something, or is it an obligation? [09:40] * LordLicorice has left #Maid-rpgooc [09:40] Probably the later plus some kind of supernatural contract like a geas. [09:43] a contract. The demon king ordered you to the dungeon, and never showed back up. If you find a new Demon King... then yes, you could leave. [09:44] and it's REALLY REALLY REALLY BORING IN THE DUNGEON! [09:45] 2#2d6 [09:45] UsuallyRandom, 2#2d6: 5 [2d6=3,2], 2 [2d6=1,1] [09:47] well we are still waiting for somone to suggest getting a new demon king [09:47] I LIKE this Akiho. [09:47] *Ahiko [09:47] That's Leitea's job. [09:47] She's just slow. [09:47] Give her some time. [09:48] No, you guys can pitch in if you want. [09:48] how do we find a new demon king with out leaving, make one of the monsters the demon king? [09:48] Well, that's gonna be a problem, wouldn't it? [09:51] Aihiko, if you want to get the idea, go right ahead. [09:52] Does "enslaving a demon king" count as "finding one"? [09:52] No, gotta make a new one. [09:55] * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as RichterBelmont [09:56] * RichterBelmont is now known as DiceMaid-9001 [09:57] Ahiko: Fuck yes strong dude let's do it!" [09:57] In before he overwhelms us and we end up serving him anyway. [09:58] Okay... Every demon king has been a "normal" person before hand, and you can't really teleport people into the dungeon because they can't teleport in to the bottom level. [09:58] So what about teleporting them into the upper levels? [09:59] so basicly, capture a no body, raise him to demon king status, just so he could set us free? [09:59] And then sealing the top exit. [09:59] You got it Jelia. [09:59] better yet, noble hero [09:59] thats what i was thinking [09:59] but i've been waiting for a certain somone who got the idea to say it lol [09:59] If this is supposed to be like Disgaea, why don't you just go to the demon assembly, and make a bill "I wanna fight an overlord!" and make him your boss? [09:59] seduce him or something, tell him his great evil makes him the new Demon King [10:00] We need bait though. [10:00] A damsel in distress. [10:00] We could send some monsters to capture a princess [10:00] Leitea. [10:00] Yeah? [10:00] Not worth the effort, just have one of us be the bait. [10:00] So who CAN we teleport in? [10:00] Wait. [10:00] Why do we have to teleport anyone in? [10:01] exactly [10:01] Send out some monsters to spread rumor there's an princess beyond all in beauty or some shit in here. [10:01] we just can't leave out of dutie, a strong hero can come in easily [10:01] Let them come to us. [10:01] I agree with ahiko [10:01] Hell, have a picture. [10:01] Send out monsters tasked to seek out "the item that will restore the demon king back to full power" [10:04] Oh, you guys have the Demon King throne down on the tenth level that can give people the job. [10:05] lol [10:07] * Retrieving #Maid-rpgooc modes... [10:07] perfect so kindnapp some hero yahoo, put him on the thrown, make him demon king and force him into releasing us from the dungeon [10:08] so, how competant of a person do you want to kidnap, and what qualities do you want him to have. [10:08] not sure, we really don't hace control over who makes it down to our level and we are to boared to be picky, so who ever the first guy is [10:08] All of us have at least sexy, so a pervert would make things difficult. [10:09] Not after we scare him. [10:09] you'd be surprised Ahiko [10:09] Why not go for a guy like the dude from Dragon Quest? [10:09] a cat is fine too [10:09] Oh god can I be Noh? [10:09] No [10:10] rimshot [10:10] depending on how you deal with the heroes, you might gain others. [10:10] and how you go about spreading information might help as well [10:12] I doubt the maid dress would allow for a convincing princess. [10:12] "HE'S MAKING HER SERVE HIM!?: [10:12] "AND IF YOU DON'T HURRY SHE'LL HAVE TO 'SERVE' HIM IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!" [10:12] Derp derp wasn't Setsuna the bait? [10:12] I assume we have dopplegangers? [10:13] TWO PRINCESSES THAT'S LIKE TWO KINGDOMS AT THE SAME TIME [10:13] And hawt 3-somes. [10:13] well, if you're bored... [10:13] and if it's been a while... [10:13] No, this isn't #erogame [10:14] Who knows about this? [10:14] PG-13 please! [10:15] actually, I wasn't advocating anything to be played out, just mentioning that the hero showing interest is not necessarily something you'd continue to disaprove of [10:17] She's a mermaid that can transform her tail into legs. [10:17] Derp derp. [10:20] Just go up and ASK HER if she wants to be a demon king, guys. [10:20] Hey. [10:20] You know waht would be awesome? [10:20] If there was a water-system I could swim in to get to the other floors fast. [10:21] I can retcon that in if you want. [10:21] i tired to suggest that but setsuna has a problem with it [10:21] We could have a giant waterfall. [10:21] well, sure. [10:21] With waterways on some levels. [10:21] The dungeon is set up so that Ahiko can DEEP STRIKE anywhere. [10:22] Even the toilet. [10:22] Also, I didn't end up as abrasive as I'd like :< [10:22] I'll try to ramp it up. [10:22] I'm doing just fine, I think. [10:24] Guys, just ALL GO UP! [10:25] * Ruler has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [10:25] Goddamn kobolds. Shoulda sent up some Orks. [10:26] yeah they would had brought her down, even if she was nice [10:28] ITC: Setsuna gets owned. [10:31] Oh... and before you guys get any ideas, it has to be WILLING! [10:32] BAHAHA [10:32] In this game, we abuse catgirl lolis. [10:32] Want me to be nicer, or wanna just convince her when she's downstairs? [10:32] Just ask her right now. [10:33] Toss her to a trap laterif you really want to kill her. [10:33] Okay, let me explain something... you guys have to talk this girl into being the new demon king. [10:34] Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's butter her up! [10:34] With butter. [10:34] We take her down, feed her, make her feel good, show us what swell people we are, THEN hit her with the question! [10:34] we don't need to butter her up, who wouldn't want to be a demon king [10:34] Uh, a lotta people? [10:34] well if she says no then we'll butter her up down stairs [10:35] Or let the Orcs butter her. [10:36] i think that would scare her off [10:36] Wait, Random, very important question: are we in the abyss, or on regular earth? [10:36] I assumed we were in the abyss all this time. [10:37] Fantasy land. [10:37] So a mortal plane. [10:37] Oh. [10:37] On a side note, in case she suddenly wants to run off, my grip is ironclad. [10:39] Because I assume Ahiko knows where not to step. [10:40] Should I try to convince the girl that this dungeon is TOTALLY TRAP-FREE or not? [10:44] DAw [10:49] %c4The Game [10:49] oh lawdy, I fail Irc [10:49] * Ahiko kills Alice [10:49] noooooooo` [10:50] I like how you guys play your cards about as subtlely as a freight train derailing [10:50] it's subtle! [10:50] if you're miles away.... [10:51] Oh, then make that a petrol freight train derailing and bursting into flames [10:51] hee [10:51] train go boom [10:51] "YOU! MASTER! NOW!" [10:51] "NOWNOWNOW!" [10:52] fuuuuck [10:52] You may as well have gone with the punch her out, drag her limp body down and declare it queen plan you first came up with [10:52] I got juice in my keyboard now [10:52] Oh... well, drain it out... [10:53] If it still types, you're not screwed yet [10:53] * Zar_Big_Stomach is now known as Zeplin666 [10:54] So, tl;dr, we take her around the place, right? [10:55] Derp derp whispering to the drow. [10:56] In during Billy Madison reference. [10:56] Hey, I have an idea. [10:56] Let Leitea go up front and disarm traps on our route. [10:56] I'll make up a BS excuse to give her 20 minutes, and then take her on the tour. [10:56] Sound good? [10:56] that might work [10:57] that's boring [10:57] or you could just avoid all the traps [10:57] no danger of traps? [10:57] Eh, I don't know where ALL the traps are. [10:57] just take leitea with you on the tour [10:57] so, while you're taking her down the hallway would be a bad time to roll favor for a random event, you say? [10:59] Oh... yeah. [10:59] How does this work? [10:59] Wait. [10:59] That would be bad. [11:00] I can't afford it right now. [11:00] o u [11:01] wait how does this work, this interview I just walk with her and ask her questions? [11:01] You can have fun in the entrance hallway if you roll a random event that involves fighting. [11:01] Push people into the Sphere of Annihilation. [11:04] Sphere of Annihilation - Why have trash picked up when you can blow it up? [11:05] Yup. Ask her questions and she'll ask you questions. [11:05] blow it up? I thought the point of those spheres of annihilation was to undermine their fundemental concept of existence [11:06] Aren't they the same thing? [11:06] yay, no more stiicking kkkeys [11:07] Oh lol, I know what I'm doing with my interview. [11:07] Not really, sadly, while much more EFFECTIVE, undermining one's existence is much less cathartic for one's boomlust [11:07] I already know what I'm doing on my interview. [11:07] And it shall be lulz! [11:07] now i'm wondering weather or not to cause a random event [11:09] The paladins are obviously Grey Knights out to purge the xenos. [11:09] Lrn ur 40kay. [11:10] Grey Knights go after Daemons. [11:10] Sisters of Battle go after mutants and rebels. [11:10] so i roll 1d6 to cause a random event,, what ever the 1d6 ends up as i spend that many favor right? [11:10] owned [11:10] Deathwatch Marines go after Xenos. [11:10] Aw fuck. [11:10] So, it's likely either sisters or Deathwatch after her. [11:10] Depends on whether the catgirl s a mutant or xenos. [11:10] Sure, anyone else can spend during an interview. [11:10] That's what I get for learning 40k fluff only from the front page of /tg/. [11:10] While Ahiko probably duked it out with a GK or two. [11:11] Also, would it be okay if I interviewed her while playing video games with her? I AM a cyborg. [11:12] "It's a trap, right?" [11:12] hey their were TVs and tech in dragon half i say go head [11:12] "Trap." [11:12] I was gonna interview her while fishing and swimming. [11:13] Are you going to say "end the chaos" a billion times like in DW? [11:13] Setsuna will pull out a table and two chairs and conduct a formal interview. [11:14] D: [11:14] Oh, shit. [11:15] What? [11:15] "Hi, is it true you like to eat spiders!" To a follower of lloth. [11:16] Hmm. [11:16] Two other people before me in interview process, right>? [11:16] I'm next. [11:16] It's like asking an ALL-AMERICAN guy if he eats steak? :V [11:16] I think I'll take a quick shower. [11:16] I think I'll go eat lunch. [11:16] It's like asking a Hindu if he eats steak. [11:16] brb [11:16] No, I thought drow really did eat spiders? [11:17] lol [11:17] like i said, depends on the drow [11:17] this isn't necceasrily ferun so you knever know [11:17] "World Peace" [11:17] * Jelia_Rilynmtor has left #Maid-rpgooc [11:19] * Jelia_Rilynmtor has joined #Maid-rpgooc [11:21] damn 2d6 and all i got was 4 :( [11:21] QQ moar [11:22] fyi Random, Jelia left Setsuna and The new Demon queen, to go await for them in the throne room [11:24] You'll be back in floor 6, I hope... [11:24] (( ok i'm at floor 6 then )) [11:25] Back [11:26] wb [11:27] wb [11:27] setsuna is going to scare off the cat girl [11:28] This is an intelligence gathering operation! [11:28] lol if you say so [11:30] Chocolate Cake... one of the more crippling weaknesses [11:30] Stupid colors! [11:32] So, Setsuna, wall? [11:32] Wall? [11:32] Oh. [11:32] Nvm. [11:32] I must lrn2/scrolldown/ [11:34] * rolando2424 has quit IRC (Quit: leaving) [11:35] So, can I retcon myself as the group's strategist in times of war [11:35] ? [11:36] Oh, everyone... I'm also working on an official Demo Kit for Maid, so you guys have something to play with before you get your paws on the full game. [11:36] Sure thing Leitea. [11:36] omg [11:36] thats awesome [11:36] Awesome. [11:36] sweet UR rocks [11:37] So what would you guys like to see out of sample characters? [11:37] do you mean, like pre-maids [11:37] :V [11:37] BA DUM CHH [11:38] ::groan:: [11:38] Maybe later. [11:38] Go with the usual harem archetypes, for one. [11:38] de_niro, lose 1d6 favor [11:38] For now, let's get us a new Demon Mistress! [11:38] noooooooooooo [11:38] im not even playing now :[ [11:38] =P [11:38] Take it as a penalty for the next game you play in, infidel. [11:38] baw [11:38] 1d6 [11:38] Leitea, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1] [11:39] =O [11:39] Sabotage! [11:39] Nah. Just a joke. [11:39] Setsuna is asking for her favorite foods so she can poison them when the time comes :V [11:40] Oh wait. [11:40] It was the kid that was asking. [11:40] Abby, yes. [11:40] I'm just calling her "kid" all the way. [11:41] Even when she's my mastr. [11:41] *master [11:41] "Yeah, Setsuna? She's a big softy, don't mind her." [11:42] "And Leitea? She acts tough, but that's just cause she's a little flat-chester. And the boss smokes, I keep telling her to cut it out, but noooooo." [11:42] Don't make me use you as an ash tray Ahiko [11:42] Leitea is flat-chested because the demon artificers felt it was a good idea to make the construct look like a little human girl. [11:43] DFC hangs out with DFC. Ahiko is unpopular. [11:43] ;_; [11:43] It's why I took up fishing. [11:43] Manual fishing? [11:43] Cause Setsuna's just jealous I can whup up on her. [11:44] As in, YOU SWIM DOWN AND CATCH THOSE FISH WITH YOUR HANDS LIKE A REAL MAN. [11:44] Yes. With a bone-carved fish hook and a peice of good twine. [11:44] Er, maid. [11:44] So, uh, let's move on in-game. [11:44] Eh. [11:44] Setsuna would use her hurricane dagger techniques to fish. They are 100% effective. [11:44] I probably COULD do that, but for my interview I'll refrain from spear fishing. [11:44] Make the kobolds make me a boat. [11:45] The kobolds have to refill the moat with fishes every time the moat is electrocuted :< [11:46] Just get electricity-resistant fish [11:46] Super electric eels? [11:46] So what if they have tentacles or are 12 foot long man-eaters... if they still taste like fish, it's all good [11:46] Uh.. [11:46] I ask Leitea to turn it off. [11:47] Hahaha. [11:47] And order some of the kappas and Sanghuin to make me a quick kiddie pond. Biggest fish allowed is 4 ft. and 60 pds." [11:47] How much favor do we start with? [11:47] Affection x2. [11:48] Okay. [11:48] I have 6 then. [11:49] ok, how many pre-made characters would you want [11:49] my motion is for like: catgirl, robotgirl [11:50] Sick and cunning girl, as always. [11:51] "WHITE WHALE!" [11:51] "HOLY GRAIL!" [11:51] I was hoping for Abigail to ask what Setsuna's abilities were. [11:52] It's only fair for them to exchange information on each other's combat prowess. [11:55] and you're asking a farm girl about combat skills? [11:55] Why hasn't Abby run in terror yet? [11:55] Setsuna doesn't have social skills, it seems. [11:55] I love my fellow maids, they are so much fun [11:56] Of course. [11:56] After all, was it not a farm boy that blew up a Death Star? [11:56] A hobbit that carried The One Ring to Mount Doom? [11:56] Adell was kinda a farm boy [11:56] You must not underestimate any potential enemy! [11:57] In fact, farm boys are pretty much the only threat an overlord can face, aside from other overlords [11:58] http://zip.4chan.org/tg/res/2314860.html [12:01] seriously you guys are going to play wii sports? [12:01] You lose all kinds of points for challenging her to anything other than Mario Party or Monkey Ball or some similarly innane game [12:03] Fuck, you actually went with Brawl? You lose... [12:03] Hey. [12:03] To be honest, I only played it once, and that was at a demo in some store, found it fun. [12:03] Real men use their super-advanced robots to play PONG! [12:03] I thought an appropriate game would be "No More Heroes" [12:03] I don't have an actual Wii :< [12:03] XFD WII SUCKS SHIT [12:03] I can do No More Heroes if you want. But I don't think it's 2P. [12:04] That's why it fails - Brawl is a game that people play seriously [12:04] I have a Wii. It can be fun. [12:04] The Wii as a console fails hard. Hardware is too weak. Motion sensing is a decent idea. [12:04] You need to play something like We Love Katamari 2P head-to-head mode or something [12:04] Fine, you want Katamari? [12:04] The problem is that the market for the Wii is lulz-worthy. [12:04] Really? the wiimote is a pain for me [12:04] You have casuals on one side who only want simple games. [12:05] They'll never graduate to more complex and harder games cause you're spamming them with easy shit. [12:05] Yeah, anything that actually uses the wiimote as a pointer or as anything but a gimmicky add-on to an existing game generally sucks [12:11] Oh man, UR got ejected from the server and can't get back in. Session Close: Thu Aug 07 12:11:21 2008 Session Start: Thu Aug 07 12:11:21 2008 Session Ident: #Maid-rpgooc [12:11] * Disconnected [12:19] * Attempting to rejoin channel #Maid-rpgooc [12:19] * Rejoined channel #Maid-rpgooc [12:19] * Topic is 'This is the out of character and spectator chat for Maid. visit the wiki at http://www.big-metto.net/RP_Wiki/index.php?title=MeidoRPG' [12:19] * Set by UsuallyRandom on Sun Aug 03 07:10:16 [12:19] * Zeplin666 has joined #Maid-rpgooc [12:19] * Orrin has joined #Maid-rpgooc [12:19] * Setsuna has joined #Maid-rpgooc [12:19] We're back! [12:19] * de_niro has joined #Maid-rpgooc [12:19] Missing the boss and UR [12:19] * Nameless_Wraith has joined #Maid-rpgooc [12:20] * Essence has joined #Maid-rpgooc [12:20] * Essence is now known as Jelia_Rilynmtor [12:20] * UsuallyRandom has joined #Maid-rpgooc [12:21] bahaha [12:22] This is proof that We Love Katamari is buggy enough to bring down the entire server! [12:22] I suppose so [12:23] * UsuallyRandom has left #Maid-rpgooc [12:23] Owned [12:23] * UsuallyRandom has joined #Maid-rpgooc [12:23] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo UsuallyRandom UsuallyRandom [12:24] * Arcade_Bumstead has joined #Maid-rpgooc [12:24] * Kazae-Murkloaring has joined #Maid-rpgooc [12:25] * DiceMaid-9001 has joined #Maid-rpgooc [12:25] * AliceMargatroid has joined #Maid-rpgooc [12:26] * Zeplin666 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [12:28] * Zeplin666 has joined #Maid-rpgooc [12:30] More serious stuff... like trying to collect the largest cow in the cow stage! The horror! the treachery! [12:34] She's going down a floor every interview btw [12:38] Okay, what did I just critical success at? [12:40] Nice [12:40] I totally ended up not abrasive at all :V [12:40] But that's okay. [12:42] * Cirno has joined #Maid-rpgooc [12:43] .... [12:43] ? [12:44] So, what random event? [12:45] looks like it [12:45] What? [12:45] Did someone want to roll for a random event? [12:45] Yeah, rolled a 3. [12:46] And what was my skill check for? [12:46] Just spend your favor... it's 1d6 and then roll for the event, 1d6. [12:46] Spending it. [12:46] 1d5 [12:47] Ahiko, 1d5: 4 [1d5=4] [12:47] *1d6 [12:47] 1d6 [12:47] Ahiko, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1] [12:47] Yay! [12:47] Down to 5 [12:47] Your check was to see how well you amused her. [12:47] Should I roll again for the random event? [12:48] Okay. Guys... hang on. Setsuna, how much did you spend on favor? [12:48] so two random events? from both ahiko and setsuna? [12:48] Rolled a 3, so 3. [12:50] Wow, down to 0. Okay. So roll a d6 Setsuna. Ahiko, don't spend any until we finish this. [12:50] Eh, I started with 4, got another 4 in a 1d6 favor roll, then lost 1 from the interview. [12:50] 5 [12:51] She has 5 left [12:51] 4. Started with 4. +4 from 1d6 favour, then -1 from interview. -3 from random event, so 4. [12:51] oh. [12:52] Okay. [12:53] Just unleash your Musou and end it quick, [12:53] Whoa, does this affect me or her? [12:54] Just you, I'm heading to my next interview floor. [12:55] Remember that you can burn 1d6 favor to add +1 to either the attribute or the die roll of your next roll. [12:55] Haha, not spending any more favor. [12:56] Wouldn't she need to roll an attribute to beat it up? [12:56] 1d6 times four [12:56] Ahiko, times four: 4 [1d6=4] [12:56] 16 [12:56] ;A; [12:56] 1d6 times 2 [12:56] Setsuna, times 2: 6 [1d6=6] [12:56] It still phails. [12:56] 12. =\ [12:57] You wreck that kuo-toa leviathan up. [12:57] It was a cyclopean salmon? [12:57] apparantly [12:57] 1-eyed. [12:57] salMAN [12:57] SAL MAN [12:57] It's still salmon, though, right? [12:57] Well, it's a fish, so its eyes are on the side of the body. =p [12:57] But sure, it could've lost the other eye. [12:58] Mix up the cajun sauce, and serve it blackened, that's a sure way to a favor point [12:58] Aww... why DIDN'T you make it supper? [12:59] Kuo-toa are too sticky :/ [13:00] You're no fun [13:00] Really, I am. [13:00] Athletics 4, 5 on the 8th floor. [13:00] *9th and 10th [13:03] The Southern Seas must've been weak as hell. [13:03] Whoa, what was that kunosissy? [13:03] I'm not the one that breaks down and cries. [13:04] You will when I'm through with you, you... [13:04] you... [13:04] DOUBLE HUMAN. [13:04] I've got some awesome synergies for when I get a stress explosion :V [13:04] And look at that, a fish man dares to fight Ahiko. Boy, her reputation with the fish monsters must be going downhill if they have the guts to try and attack her. [13:05] Not for long they don't. [13:05] * Retrieving #Maid-rpgooc modes... [13:05] On a side note, if I want a random, should I roll again or use my old roll of 1? [13:08] Sure. [13:09] 1 [13:09] Randomize that sucka. [13:09] But if it's better, then do it on the next floor. [13:09] * Jelia_Rilynmtor has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [13:09] :/ [13:11] * Ruler has joined #Maid-rpgooc [13:13] * Jelia_Rilynmtor has joined #Maid-rpgooc [13:13] Can't let you do that Star Fox. [13:16] so did ahiko use her cause random event yet? [13:17] 1d6 [13:17] Ahiko, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1] [13:17] Yay! [13:17] Down to 5 [13:17] Though it's +11 now too. [13:17] So I'd be at 16. [13:18] Okay... Ahiko. Roll the d6 for the event! [13:19] 1d6 [13:19] Ahiko, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2] [13:20] Am I around for this? y/n [13:21] it's only me and the cat girl [13:21] k [13:21] and yes, but Ahiko, tell us in the main chat about this trap. [13:23] D: [13:23] You should've went with BODAAAAAAAAK. [13:23] I was thinking either this, boulder, or quicksand. [13:24] What about stunlock floor. [13:24] Quicksand would've been fun. [13:24] Good thing that medusa head isn't too fresh, because it seems to be taking its time causing petrification [13:25] It's a Castlevania medusa head. [13:25] * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as RichterBelmont [13:25] Die, monster! You don't belong in this world! [13:25] Castlevania [13:26] so what i have to attack it? [13:26] * RichterBelmont is now known as DiceMaid-9001 [13:26] you did it. tell us about how you disarmed it. [13:26] It's just a head. [13:26] or removed it or whatever. [13:26] Kick it over and throw a cloth over it. [13:26] like a turret [13:28] there, hope that works [13:35] DUN DUN DUNNN [13:36] CHOCOLATE GRASS [13:38] Ahiko you cost me 9 favor!! [13:38] aw hell naw [13:38] Sorry. [13:38] :/ [13:38] somone is getting asigned owlbear clean up dutie for the next month [13:39] Yeah, I'm not the one who placed the traps. [13:39] yeah thats true... [13:39] damn it, it's your fault and you can't be punished [13:40] i'd randam event your next interview as payback but i don't have the favor to spend for it lol [13:40] Random eventing people actually gives them more favor :V [13:41] 's not my fault you can't punch out a superfish. [13:41] :/\ [13:41] lol [13:41] Oh yeah, gain 3d6 favor Jelia. [13:41] true, i didn't get any favor for my last interview [13:41] 3d6 [13:41] Jelia_Rilynmtor, 3d6: 14 [3d6=3,6,5] [13:41] BINGO! [13:41] ok i'm not complaining anymore [13:41] 16 favor total [13:42] net gain of 5 favor makes it worth it so now it's thank you ahiko [13:44] Eh. [13:44] Thank the trapmaster. [13:45] I still think you should've went with Uboa a bodak. [13:45] heh [13:47] Hm, I have to go in about 1 hour. [13:48] WEAKLING [13:49] is set setsuna the only one who hasn't had a random event? [13:49] Derp. [13:49] I haven't. [13:49] Well, Leitea didn't I think. [13:49] hmmm ok [13:55] You've got 14 favor, spend it. [13:56] I'm saving it for rolls. [13:57] i have 16 in total so i'm mulling it over [13:58] This is a one-shot. [13:58] SPEND IT [13:58] i think i will [13:58] RU i'm causing a random event [13:58] Like I said, I'm pumping it for rolls. [13:58] 1d6 for spending [13:58] Jelia_Rilynmtor, for spending: 6 [1d6=6] [13:58] 1d6 for event [13:58] Jelia_Rilynmtor, for event: 5 [1d6=5] [13:58] I was going to convince her that world domination is a good thing :< [13:58] she already wants to change the world, that requires world domination [13:59] ok i have 10 favor left, i'm keeping that for rolling [14:00] what're they doing now? [14:01] LOL [14:01] XD [14:02] DFC X DFC [14:02] wut [14:02] THANK YOU. [14:02] Yay for lesbianism! [14:02] yessssss [14:02] Hot frightened catgirl on drow hardass action! [14:03] Nope. Catgirl on android. [14:03] CLANG CLANG [14:03] among other things [14:04] Shi-clang shi-clang shi-clang! [14:08] Doesn't she have to tippie-toe for that? [14:08] Anyways, can I roll for myself? [14:09] Curious, wasn't planning on it. [14:09] I averted that romantic advance because fuck no I am not doing it. [14:09] Heh, maybe next time, you should let Abby play a ero moving painting adventure [14:10] lol [14:10] Bow wow chickawowow. [14:13] Oh, Leitea, gain 1d6 favor. [14:14] 1d6 [14:14] Leitea, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3] [14:14] I'm at 23 favor. I can burn several 1d6s to make an uber-roll, right? [14:14] SUre. [14:15] What kind of random disasters will come out of this? [14:16] seriously [14:17] So wait, when I burn favor to enhance a roll, do I decide whether it gets added to the attribute or the die before the roll or after the roll? [14:17] most likely before [14:18] Yes, before. [14:18] But you can add them later. [14:24] * de_niro has quit IRC (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 2.0.0.16/2008070205]) [14:25] * AliceMargatroid has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [14:25] So how much more of the adventure is left? [14:26] most likely not much longer, [14:26] Nope. Just one more. [14:26] then the last scene! [14:27] Because I'm making a giga-Cunning (or crying Cunning Affection) roll. [14:27] Ha. [14:27] Do we murder the old demon lord? [14:27] I like the idea of kicking the crap out of an Ork Warboss and having him and what's left of his horde live down here. [14:27] * AliceMargatroid has joined #Maid-rpgooc [14:28] If we knew where the old demon lord was, we wouldn't be in this siutation [14:28] "You stay here and watch the dungeon, Gorgutz." [14:28] situation* [14:28] "Oi, whos ya think youz iz bo-" [14:28] "What?" [14:28] "... nuttin." [14:29] 15 minutes. [14:29] Final scene. [14:29] Let's do this. [14:29] O SHI [14:30] Wait. [14:30] Bad feeling about this, we're out of interviewers. [14:30] Can we spend favor to pump up other rolls? [14:30] And on floor 9. [14:30] Can we spend favor to pump up others' rolls? [14:30] I guess any of you can show up. [14:30] Because if so, then we are so dumping all our favor into Ahiko (LEAD THE ATTACK) and letting her pull off the biggest Musou of all time. [14:31] "WAAAAAAAAAGH!" [14:31] If you roll a 6, you become so awesome that the dungeon explodes because it can't take your awesome :< [14:32] +1 to Athletics in here. [14:32] Floor 9. [14:32] THERE IS NO CHARGE FOR AWESOME! [14:32] what will the dungeon master be master of then? [14:32] Everyone should be present here! [14:32] So random, can we pump up someone else's roll or not? [14:32] No. [14:32] Not normally. [14:33] GENKI DAMA [14:35] And then?! [14:35] SUDDENLY, ROCKS FALL. [14:35] D: [14:35] lol [14:36] but arn't we all strong enough to destroy a falling rock? [14:36] I am. [14:36] I don't know about you guys. :P [14:37] athletics of 3, i should be ok agains a rock [14:41] How utterly CONVENIENT the timing was [14:41] "Abby, brb, kicking ass." [14:41] Wait, are they actually in the throne room or are we seeing them through that monitor? [14:41] So, how does combat work? [14:42] Apparently, they just walked right in without any of you guys noticing, in spite of succesfully repelling all invaders for centuries [14:42] it's cause all our mosnters are on lunch and all our traps are off [14:42] No, it's because they removed the monsters and shut down... yeah [14:42] see? The adventure makes sense! [14:42] Waiting for the word, boss. [14:43] Still, don't people usually take longer to get through a labarynth, even one with the traps off? [14:43] hee, Lawful Stupid [14:43] Shush. [14:43] I use my logic attack against the toaster! [14:43] How does I kill? [14:43] They can go through a ten level labyrinth teeming with traps and monsters because lol plot [14:45] Because they're not there. [14:45] skulls for the skull throne [14:45] ah [14:46] Still, in between interviews nobody was watching the security cameras? [14:46] So... yeah. It's really easy. You make whatever attribute you're going to use, roll play it and roll. That's your attack number. The opponent defends with a roll. The loser takes stress equal to the opponents roll divided by their stat that they used. [14:47] So if you have 3 and get 12 and I have 2 and get 6, I take 3 stress. [14:47] I got 42. [14:47] Jeebus. [14:47] lol [14:47] sure hope that was an attack [14:49] Not impossible enough [14:50] Quick, quick, quick, I've got exactly 5 minutes left. [14:51] Right. [14:51] So wait, why do they get to make three attacks in a row, and add them all up? Other than lol plot? [14:52] SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE [14:52] 15 [14:52] Last one was an accident. [14:52] I should have a few past that. [14:52] So what happens at -8 Spirit? [14:53] your maid dies [14:53] 6*7=42 [14:53] I thought I can spend favor to reduce a stat to gain emergency Favor. [14:53] you start roleplaying your explosion for 18 minutes. [14:53] Spirit, I mean. [14:54] Okay, I spend 9 favor. [14:54] I'm at 1 Spirit. [14:55] We just roll once or what? [14:56] Yup! [14:56] Favor is down to 1. [14:56] Probably 4 or something from the last floor. [14:56] RP your attack, and then roll em! [14:56] What's with all the multiple rolls? [14:56] they're boosting their attack rolls. [14:57] 3 [14:57] Down to 3. [14:57] Sure... sorry! [14:57] Ah. [14:58] So what's the current total with all of you? [14:58] 56 [14:58] 12 for me. [14:59] 10 for me, i got unlucky [14:59] 78 [14:59] How much stress can a paladin survive, anyway? [15:00] Not that much apparently. [15:04] I think you're going to need to burn more favor, at least until there's only one of these guys left... [15:04] I only have 3 left. [15:04] We should have all bumped each other every time. :/ [15:04] only got 4 left [15:04] How exactly does favor affect things though? [15:05] Fffffff. [15:05] Adds to our rolls or our base statistic for a period of time. [15:05] Unless I'm reading this wrong, you add whatever you roll to your stat before you multiply it by the final roll [15:05] Ah. [15:05] BECAUSE YOU'RE DOING IT FOR MASTER [15:05] Yes. You are correct Wraith. [15:06] 1d6 favor [15:06] Setsuna, favor: 5 [1d6=5] [15:06] Wait. [15:06] Saving that for next bit. [15:06] Huh? [15:07] ok i'm a bit confused now, whats going on? i'm not clear on how combat works other then calculating damage [15:07] Damnit. [15:08] wait. [15:08] How does stress work? [15:08] you roll dice and then someone says you get a number [15:09] Apparently, you attack as a team. You multiply your attribute (plus burnt favor rolls for attributes) times your random roll (plus burnt favor rolls for random roll) and add it with everyone else on your team's roll to get the final team attack for that round [15:09] If you take more stress than spirit, you go into a stress explosion for that many minutes. Real time. [15:09] Ouch. [15:09] Right Wraith. [15:09] Spirit? What the the hell is spirit? [15:09] will x 10 [15:09] starting spirit [15:09] It seems to work like two people firing hadokens in animu, where you fire your giant ki blast, and whoever gets the higher one sends the other side flying away, and the victor takes no damage [15:10] I'll take 9 and be down to 1. [15:10] I can take it and barely hold. [15:10] Down to 1. [15:10] ok [15:10] we'll end this fight in the next round hopefuly [15:10] Somebody else takes the goddamn hit. [15:10] *Take the next [15:10] I will, i have 10 stress, i'll save my favor to boost my attribute [15:10] So reducing them to one person regardless of the amount of favor you have to burn to do it is paramount [15:11] Yep. [15:11] fuck. [15:11] Wicca please! [15:11] Fuck. [15:11] Fuck. [15:11] Fuck. [15:11] Kill. [15:11] Type moon rant. [15:12] Oh great. [15:12] Boosted a stat. [15:12] D: [15:12] And rolled a 1. [15:12] 32 [15:12] Remember, you can spend favor, and if you go under 0, choose a stat to chash in, it goes down 1, but you gain that much x10. [15:13] hey random, what happens if i roll to spend favor but the roll is more then i have? [15:13] See above. [15:13] You are released from service. [15:13] The wiki has this rule. It's really handy, so don't be afraid since this is the final scene. [15:13] You are left in a cardboard box by the side of the road [15:14] No... if you can't PAY off your debt, you're kicked out. But if you lower stats, you can stay in the game. [15:14] Someone roll for the trapmaster! [15:15] * UsuallyRandom Leitea is crying her head off. [15:15] ... [15:16] Hey, does perfect defense work on all the attacks, or just one guy's roll? [15:16] and how do i use Iron wall to defend the other maids? [15:17] I can drop favor to 1, to make my stress 7, and then Perfect defense. Once. [15:17] Yes. it works for everyone. [15:17] Kay. [15:17] I can do it next round but i'm boned after that. [15:18] Should have used it a few times, I could have taken it. [15:18] :/ [15:18] My bad. [15:18] it's fine, we are new to the game mostly, so *shrugs* [15:18] hey UR how does Iron wall work, it says i can use my athletics to defent two other maids, how does that work? [15:19] So that means instead of their attribute being used, it's yours. [15:19] i guess that will help if their attirbutes get lower, it would had been better if ahiko had the power :( [15:19] We're dooooomed. [15:19] Yeah, probably. [15:19] No! [15:19] Paladins apparently get divine favor in their die rolls, too [15:19] Spirit, Emperor! [15:20] *Chaos gods [15:20] Setsuna, use your cunning instead! [15:20] Or will. [15:20] Your will makes you the best to take damage. [15:20] Ahiko could use ultimate retort, y'know... [15:21] Wait, now? [15:21] Is this their attack? [15:21] it is battle [15:21] Yes. NOW. [15:21] Alright. [15:21] Down to 1 favor, 9 stress. [15:21] Actually, someone else can take this blow. [15:22] Let Setsuna take it, and I'll give up my ultimate retort for an attack that would bring us down. [15:22] y/n [15:22] y [15:22] k. [15:23] y [15:23] You have like.... 24 spirit left. [15:23] Hmm. [15:23] Tear off their armor!~ [15:23] It's a roleplay scene... blow em off and they'll leave... [15:23] Huh? [15:23] Wait. [15:23] That's what Ultimate Retort does. [15:23] Ultimate retort make- [15:23] Oh wow. [15:23] Nevermind them. [15:23] *then [15:23] Read your ability. [15:24] Or you could just grab Abby, and run through the corridor of traps [15:24] Pfft. [15:24] none of the traps are working [15:24] Run away from battle? [15:24] In our own dungeon? [15:24] leita had the remote and she's crying [15:24] Ah, that part's true [15:24] Besides, you're a ninja, aren't you? Running from a battle that's going badly to win later is what you're trained to do [15:24] (( so we attacking now?)) [15:25] I'm using Ultimate retort to blow them off. [15:25] ok good luck )) [15:25] An interpritation of this is EXECUTION? [15:25] y/n [15:27] ? [15:27] 3x6 = 18 [15:27] * UsuallyRandom has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [15:27] sorry, i must had been looking at something else [15:28] i don't thin execution is a retort [15:28] think* [15:29] Maybe just "RAWR!"? [15:29] we are doomed [15:32] Quiet. [15:33] It's quiet. [15:33] yeah [15:33] is it me or did they attack twice before we retaliated? [15:33] Each round is opposed rolls methinks. [15:34] The retort of RAWR was so powerful, it knocked the DM off the server [15:34] looks that way [15:38] * UsuallyRandom has joined #Maid-rpgooc [15:39] Welcome back. [15:39] Ultimate retort=win combat? [15:39] << Yes. Sorry, the net went down, and I'm glad my 1st aid efforts worked. >> [15:40] For it to be a retort, don't they have to say something first for you to retort it? [15:40] I retort their attempt to counterattack with my greataxe. [15:40] She just needs to mock them. [15:40] Role play it. [15:40] hurt their feelings badd enough and they will go away [15:40] Yep! [15:40] Your plate mail is ugly, and the nuns dress you funny [15:41] gold is so tacky, what are you, holy pimp? [15:41] You dress in the manner of a male prostitute! [15:41] YOU DRESS LIKE A NUN, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD GET THEE TO A NUNNERY [15:41] PRINNY! DOOD! [15:42] I wish I could remember any of the other Monkey Island insult fight insults [15:42] * AliceMargatroid has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [15:42] * AliceMargatroid has joined #Maid-rpgooc [15:44] How appropriate, you retort like a cow! [15:48] ah fuck [15:48] * LordLicorice has joined #Maid-rpgooc [15:50] good lord, the game's still going? [15:51] * LordLicorice has left #Maid-rpgooc [15:52] Yay! [15:52] XP plz! [15:53] Haha, XP in maid RPG. [15:53] lol [15:53] lawl. [15:53] * UsuallyRandom has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [15:54] NO XP [15:54] * UsuallyRandom has joined #Maid-rpgooc [15:54] Can I get a reprint on that? [15:55] Did you guys see what I said? [15:55] nope [15:55] Okay everyone except Ahiko gets 4d6. [15:55] Ahiko gets 5d6. [15:55] 4d6 [15:55] Jelia_Rilynmtor, 4d6: 7 [4d6=1,1,1,4] [15:55] 5d6 [15:55] Ahiko, 5d6: 15 [5d6=3,1,2,5,4] [15:55] wow sucks [15:56] Favor? [15:56] 4d6 [15:56] Setsuna, 4d6: 17 [4d6=6,3,2,6] [15:56] Yup! [15:56] apparantly don't see why since this is a one shot [15:56] If you guys are around, when I hold it, you get first crack at the sequel! [15:56] Return of the Demon King! [15:56] Derp derp. [15:56] When would it be? [15:56] Don't know, most likely after Gencon. [15:57] I don't have the adventure in my files. [15:57] lol, i'll see about keeping an eye out [15:57] Cool. [15:57] I'll do what I can to keep people notified. Just check back after two sundays from now. [15:58] So Catgirl, destroyer of worlds! [15:58] Awesome.jpg [15:59] I'm always told I have artist slave types... but I never see this work. [15:59] Say, when are you holding the next character generation... meeting/party/thing? [15:59] * Jelia_Rilynmtor is now known as Essence [16:00] * Setsuna is now known as Argas [16:00] * Ruler has left #Maid-rpgooc [16:02] * Ahiko is now known as Gao [16:04] * AliceMargatroid has quit IRC (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0.1/2008070208]) [16:10] * Essence has left #Maid-rpgooc [16:10] I don't know. [16:11] Maybe in two mondays from now. [16:11] Hope everyone had a good time! [16:11] Yep. [16:12] A bit slow at times, though. Were you destracted> [16:12] Sometimes. People in the house sometimes were bothering me or needed to take care of things. [16:13] or consulting rules. [16:13] http://zip.4chan.org/tg/res/2305509.html [16:13] Check the last post. [16:15] Abby's WAAAAAAAAAGH! [16:22] I'd love to see her in cute dark demon king armor. [16:37] Oh, this is rich... the sage monsters are out in force. [16:38] I can't wait to talk about Yoyake Koyake.