[06:53] <<3 explain all your stuff about your character. >> [06:53] * Slynx is a 19 year old Naga from an honorable clan, after her parents died she went to live at Helen's mansion, though technically a maid it might be more accurate to call her the Mistress's Mistress. She's prone to flights of fancy but very protective of the mistress. A potentially disasterous combination since she's prone to throwing random possibly valuable objects at percived threats [06:53] 7<<4 I'm just going to Ctrl+V stuff from my .txt file. 7>> [06:53] * Slynx has green hair and navy blue eyes, she usually wears a maid outfit that transitions into a down to a green scale pattern that matches and flows seemlessly to her snake tail [06:53] * MayAbner has joined #Maid-RPG [06:54] * Slynx occasionally says things in strange languages, it must be some sort of naga tounge =P [06:55] * MayAbner has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [06:55] * Soelma stands proud with her knee-length beige hair and her green uniform, which has a skull pattern on the necktie. Her most distinctive feature is that she appears to have empty eye sockets which constantly bleed, although in reality, her eyes are simply naturally and inexplicably invisible, and as such, she still needs her eyes to see normally. [06:55] * Soelma usually wears a pair of dark-tinted shades to conceal this horrid complication. [06:56] * Soelma doesn't have that much of an interesting past, except for the whole eye deal. She was born that way. Don't ask why. A wizard did it. [06:56] * MayAbner has joined #Maid-RPG [06:56] Marianne Price is a 32 year old commando maid. Black uniform, white apron, the usual... and then, an eyepatch on her left eye, a maroon beret with a golden emblem, and a black, prostethic right hand. She is a serious, but easy-going British maid who has her part down perfectly... except for the whole "I am a horrible liar about my intentions". She wears a belt with many pouches and a bandolier where she keeps all kinds of supplies. On her [06:56] * Misha_Gargarin Is an immigrant from eastern Europe. She is only moderately skilled in housework, but is very determined and caring. In her free time, she reads privately from her extensive collection of books which she buys with almost all of her salary. [06:58] * Dylan16807 has joined #Maid-RPG [06:58] * Misha_Gargarin is of average height, and has blue eyes and golden blonde hair. Her uniform is simply designed and colored purple. [06:58] *Marianne has short, cropped black hair, and her remaining eye presents a green colour. She is in pretty good shape... she has to be for her kind of job. British Shinigami Commandos need to keep discipline, skill and shape. Nobody knows when terrorists, communists or mangakas could strike...* [06:59] * Sachiko_Kotobuki is a rebellious shinigami who decided to escape from Soul Society and become a maid here, because she loved the stereotypical image of a maid, and also expected to take one or two maid hotties to bed. ;) She speaks in delinquent slang for some reason. has orange hair, blue eyes and a completely white dress. Will never hesitate to try and seduce a work partner she finds attractive. [06:59] 7<<4 By the way, I'd just like to remind everyone that character generation was mostly done through random rolls. 7>> [07:00] *Price´s name hides a terrible secret. She is actually Captain Price of the SAS. Disappeared during a sabotage mission on the German Battleship Tirpitz, he was presumed dead. The Shinigami took an interest in him, though, and soon recruited him albeit with a different look into their ranks. Price escaped, though, to serve King and Country once again.* [07:00] 12<<11 o_o 12>> [07:00] (Must....resist...urge...to pull...a...Statler and Waldorf...) [07:00] * MayAbner has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [07:01] <<3 That's correct. Except this SAS stuff. that's all on the player. >> [07:01] <<3 but it does explain the scarily large amount of shinigamis. >> [07:01] * MayAbner has joined #Maid-RPG [07:02] * Soelma The bleeding and transparent eyes thing was my "interpretation" of being able to choose transparent as one of my three possible eye colors. LIBERATE TUTEMET EX INFERIS. [07:02] * MayAbner has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [07:02] (I think Price was SAS in WWII... at least he was in CoD4) [07:02] Uh, damn. [07:02] 7<<4 The bleeding and transparent eyes thing was my "interpretation" of being able to choose transparent as one of my three possible eye colors. LIBERATE TUTEMET EX INFERIS. 7>> [07:02] (How do you change text colour? [07:02] 7<<4 Ctrl+K. 7>> [07:02] << ctrl + k, then a number. >> [07:02] * MayAbner has joined #Maid-RPG [07:02] << Or just pick a color >> [07:05] (anything else?) [07:05]  Ok. [07:05] < [07:05] 1 Got it. [07:06] Nope, I don´t got it. [07:06] Whatever. Just assume everything I say is in-character, quotes indicate dialogue, and parenthesis are OOC. [07:07] same [07:07] <<10 you could just set up an OOC alian >> [07:07] <<10 alias >> [07:08] * DOLEMITE is now known as DOLEMITE[watching] [07:08] Let´s just get started. [07:08] It´s 1:00 am here. [07:09] <<10 well if you have time copy this into your alias window, it's the green /a at the top /ooc /say <<10 $$1- >> >> [07:09] Hey! You too in GMT +1, Marianne? [07:09] Yep. Spanish. [07:09] WOW! [07:09] Me too! [07:09] Where from? [07:09] Madrid. [07:10] Meh. Almería here. [07:10] Hmm... I see [07:10] Moo! [07:11] Random? [07:11] USA! USA! [07:11] Slynx, sorry but I do not understand your instructions. I am a total noob when it comes to nearly anything in the Internets. Anyway, can we get to the action? [07:11] Yes? [07:11] I think we're ready to start [07:11] 7<<4 Philippines here. Now let's get fucking started, shall we? 7>> [07:11] Okay, great. [07:12] When we left the story, Helen was in the dining room and about to be served breakfast. [07:13] 12<<11 -falls over giggling- 12>> [07:13] and.... [07:13] * Kellogs is now known as Shortbus [07:13] <<3 ACTION! >> [07:13] 7<<4 When do we get to the random events? 7>> [07:13] <<10 whenever someone activates one >> [07:13] 7<<4 They don't trigger on their own? 7>> [07:14] (What do I have to roll to rappel down the building´s side head-down, chainsaw the window apart, and then jump in breaking through the glass? ) [07:14] <<10 nope they cost favor >> [07:14] <<3 let's do a little RPing before we trigger the REs. And yes, Maids get to activate them. >> [07:14] <<10 who was the one who cooked the meal? >> [07:14] <<10 they're here right? >> [07:14] (By the way, which army did Helen King work for?) [07:15] 7<<4 USA. 7>> [07:15] Helen looked over the breakfast table and adjusted her labcoat in place as she looked to her maids."I need a volunteer." [07:15] <<3 Price will have to make one athletics roll for that. >> [07:15] (What do I have to roll? I mean, in terms of dice.) [07:15] "I vill volunteer mistress!" [07:15] * Sachiko_Kotobuki rises her hand lightly. 7me? [07:15] 5" I guess I'll take the job. " [07:16] * Sachiko_Kotobuki snaps her fingers. 7"Meh! Too slow, fo' shizzle..." [07:16] << Oh man, I have to leave the moment it starts. Oh well, have fun! >> [07:16] * Tythanin has left #Maid-RPG [07:16] <<3 roll 1d6, multiply your athletics roll. >> [07:16] 1d6 [07:16] MariannePrice, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1] [07:16] <<3 er... stat. >> [07:16] (1 x 3 = 3) [07:17] <<3 so tell us how Marianne screwed that up. >> [07:17] you know I'm always at your service~ [07:17] (FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...) [07:17] 12<<11 x3 12>> [07:17] (Ok.) [07:17] <<10 hey you're the GM =P write her a critical failure XD >> [07:17] Suddenly, a WHOOOOOSH passes down the window. A black blur. [07:17] 12<<11 Marianne goes flying past the window, arms flailing. "SHIIIIIIII--" 12>> [07:17] <<10 XD >> [07:18] 7<<4 Do we have to roll something to notice it? 7>> [07:18] 12<<11 G.I. JOOOOOOOOE! 12>> [07:18] <<3 I could... but there's no real reason I have to at this time. >> [07:18] "The Transdementional doohikkies got loose in the lab again and ruined a weeks worth of work. I need it cleaned up" [07:18] <<10 'sallrighty =P >> [07:18] When the black blur is past, a roll of rope gently extends down. Clearly visible. [07:18] 12<<11 x3 12>> [07:19] * Soelma gets up and opens the window. [07:19] It is almost as if someone had forgotten to hook themselves to the rope, or something... [07:19] 5" What in the bloody hell are you doing. " [07:19] * Sachiko_Kotobuki blinks. 7"Anything is possible." [07:19] * Usually-Random has joined #Maid-RPG [07:19] * UsuallyRandom has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [07:19] "Vat is happensing?" [07:19] "Blimey!" [07:20] <<3 you can notice it or whatever. >> [07:20] <<3 stupid wireless... >> [07:20] 7"This is completely croonk, man." [07:20] Price looks up, her beret askew on her head, and lying on top of the bushes with her legs and arms spread. [07:20] "Mistress - somesing fell!" [07:20] 5" No shit. " [07:21] these doohikkies... where are they now? [07:21] (Did I forget to mention Price has Elf ears? ) [07:21] 7"No shite, gal. That girl got sent to the garden by a cyclone, fo'shizzle." [07:21] She turned and looked."What was it ?" "Not another catasropic system failure?" [07:21] (Catasropic... LOL) [07:22] you said they got loose... are they still trapped or.... [07:22] (thank you trying to eat and type on a laptop) [07:22] 5" Nah, Marianne apparently botched a rappelling attempt for whatever reason. " [07:22] <<10 no worries, you ARE having food in game after all =P >> [07:22] "One or three are on the loose some where in the lab." [07:22] (Oh, so you guys already know me? ) [07:22] (I thought I was going to be new.) [07:23] "Did they ruin the roses on the landing? they were my favorites this time of year." [07:23] <<10 I think we're all considered to have been in the mansion for a while >> [07:24] <<10 that was people can come or go as "yeah I've always been here" >> [07:24] "Yer buggering roses are bugging fine! Bugger...!" She murmurs as she rolls off the bushes. [07:24] * Misha_Gargarin will run towards the window. "Are you hurt?" [07:24] * Sachiko_Kotobuki looks down to the crushified Marianne. 7"Hey, girlie. You alive? Or are you wasted?" [07:25] "I´m alive! A rough landing can´t kill me! Several, on the other hand..." [07:25] <<10 incedently, do failed rolls cause stress? >> [07:25] Marianne dusts her uniform off with a brush taken from one of the numerous pouches around her waist. [07:25] <<10 or is just for opposed or per-situation? >> [07:26] <<3 they do, but for this one, it's just per-situation. >> [07:28] 7<<4 *tumbleweed* 7>> Session Close: Mon May 19 07:28:37 2008 Session Start: Mon May 19 07:28:37 2008 Session Ident: #Maid-RPG [07:28] * Disconnected [07:28] * Attempting to rejoin channel #Maid-RPG [07:28] * Rejoined channel #Maid-RPG [07:28] * Topic is 'It's not a RPG, it's EVERY RPG!' [07:28] * Set by UsuallyRandom on Mon May 19 05:42:27 [07:29] "Yes, what will we be expecting?" [07:29] "Quite harmless to humans just more like rambunctions three year olds on a sugar high." [07:29] "Oh, ok. Well, I will get right on it mstress!" [07:30] <<3 aka the most deadly things known to man! >> [07:30] <> [07:30] 5" You mean those annoying little shits? I thought you said you were working on making them less prone to malfunction. " Session Close: Mon May 19 07:34:21 2008 Session Start: Mon May 19 07:34:21 2008 Session Ident: #Maid-RPG [07:34] * Disconnected [07:34] * Attempting to rejoin channel #Maid-RPG [07:34] * Rejoined channel #Maid-RPG [07:34] * Topic is 'It's not a RPG, it's EVERY RPG!' [07:34] * Set by UsuallyRandom on Mon May 19 05:42:27 [07:34] * Rasamune has joined #Maid-RPG [07:35] Helen looked to Marianne. " The Transdemensional Doohikkies got loose in the lab and I need it cleaned and themm caught." [07:35] <<3 Solema, we put it on pause as you lost connection. >> [07:36] *All of you hear some thumping and thudding underneath the floor. [07:36] oh mistress, I do hope you're including us nonhumans amoung those they're safe to... but danger or no danger I'll do my best for you~ [07:36] 7<<4 's okay. 7>> [07:37] "Of course my dear, I always enclude you in that." [07:37] "Transdimensional doohikkies? Can I hope for more information on their combat capabilities?" Price says as she grabs the rope and starts climbing up towards the window. [07:38] * Slynx leans over the window and shouts down "no combat, just difficult and excitable..." [07:38] * Sachiko_Kotobuki looks down, and says. 7"3 year olds on sugar trip, fo' shizzle." [07:38] 7<<4 http://zip.4chan.org/tg/src/1211152951101.png <------ Is this what the situation will be like? 7>> [07:39] << Poor robot dog thing. >> [07:39] "Yeah... that´s what I used to say about Hitler until he scooped my eye out with his Command Scepter of Doom!" [07:40] 5" ... You confronted Hitler? " [07:40] .... I... I don't think hitler was ever transdimensional... or described as a "rambunctious 3 year old" [07:40] " You look good for your age" [07:41] though your human histories are so arcane to me, it's hard to tell~ [07:41] (Do I have to roll to get to the window? ) [07:41] <<3 nope. >> [07:41] <<3 I made you roll for DRAMATIC ENTRANCE! >> [07:42] * Sachiko_Kotobuki chuckles. 7"I carried Hitler's soul towards the gates of Hell, fo'shizzle." [07:42] "Yes, well, Hitler certainly threw a 3-year-old´s worth of tantrums now and then..." Price stops during her climbing to fish a cigar out, and properly hooked to the rope and with her legs on the wall, she uses both hands to light the cigar. Taking a couple of drags, she exhales once she is in the kitchen. [07:43] Okay, since no one is using a random event, I'll start one off... [07:43] 2d6 [07:43] Usually-Random, 2d6: 8 [2d6=4,4] [07:43] Then, she shrugs at Kotobuki´s commentary. "I don´t know if that is a joke... but it´s not like I´m in the position to argue..." [07:43] * Shortbus has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [07:43] 7<<4 Hoo boy. 7>> [07:45] * Sachiko_Kotobuki chuckles. 7"No joke, balla. I was a reaper before I was a maid. I used to do things like that, fo'shizzle." [07:45] well~ at anyrate, they won't clean themselves up! not likely at anyrate [07:45] "Yes! Let us get to the working!" [07:46] * Sachiko_Kotobuki nods. 7"Okay. No objection to that." [07:46] As Slynx walks outside the dining room, she'll find a strange book... [07:46] * Retrieving #Maid-RPG modes... [07:47] <<10 what just on the floor? >> [07:47] bound in human flesh, written in blood and published by time life. It has a strange and dark aura... [07:47] <<10 D: eh? >> [07:47] Yes. On the floor. [07:47] << Umm >> [07:47] 5" That book definitely wasn't there a few seconds ago. " [07:47] << The Tomegathericon! >> [07:48] Price steps right behind Slynx, and stares curiously at the book. [07:48] ( the Necromeidocon) [07:48] * Slynx raises an eyebrow "you know.... I'm so sure I should know something about this.... but... it's another one of those human things I'd bet" [07:48] * Slynx flips it open to unwittingly browse [07:48] 5" You idiot. " [07:49] * Misha_Gargarin stops behind Slynx. "Is it one of my books?" [07:49] <<10 =P hey it wouldn't be a random event if we just shelved it >> [07:49] * Soelma facepalms in disgust. [07:49] * Sachiko_Kotobuki gives a little glance to the book Slynx has grabbed. [07:49] <<10 so what happens? >> [07:49] << Uh-oh... >> [07:49] 7"Hmm... It looks like the Necrophilia. I remember that book. It was written SO BAD, it could wake up the dead by just reading it, fo'shizzle." [07:50] 5" Necrophilia. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. " [07:51] <<3 Slynx, as you read it, a large red glow appears outside... >> [07:51] <<10 I'm sure as hell not reading it out loud =P >> [07:51] Price suddenly jerks to a side, glaring at the new light. [07:51] <<10 though I guess it happens anyway~ is the text noticably inhuman? >> [07:51] "That´s not normal... and I LIKE normal..." [07:52] "Eh, what is that?" [07:52] <<3 yes. >> [07:52] <<10 oh you came to the WROOOONG place XD >> [07:52] This doesn't make much sense to me... what do you think mistress? [07:52] <<3 although you did notice it came with a forward by Bruce Campbell, so it's not that bad... >> [07:52] * Sachiko_Kotobuki chuckles. 7"It is love for the dead, Soelma. Something reapers must learn." [07:53] "Looks like some sort of Spacial Distortion." [07:53] "Please go investigate it , I would like some detailed readings." [07:53] 5" ... Just try not to use that word in the future, okay? " [07:54] Certainly, should I file this under "Hazardous material?" [07:54] " Definately" [07:54] * Sachiko_Kotobuki chuckles. 7"I actually would like to read it, but... Well, who am I to talk?" [07:54] Price goes towards the window she just climbed, unsheathing her chainsaw. "So, gals, up for some good old exploring?" [07:54] * Slynx goes to open the Secruity padlock and file it away with other dangerous inventions and material [07:55] "But what about the things let loose?" [07:55] <<3 yes, what ABOUT the TDs? >> [07:55] " I want that taken care of as well" [07:55] 5" We can the routine management of those little shits later, for now, we handle this weird bullshit. " [07:55] * Sachiko_Kotobuki blinks. 7"That's right. I guess I can read that later. Let's go check that out, fo'shizzle." [07:55] "Yeah.... ok.. let's go..." [07:56] <<3 at any time, one of you guys can go for a random event... >> [07:56] "Hey, you did say those loose things weren´t dangerous..." [07:56] " As long as they are contained, But there is that random Temporal distortion they give off." [07:56] (Can we already see the light in more detail? = [07:57] * Slynx goes to Lab Secrity [07:57] <<10 SECURITY~ >> [07:58] 7<<4 Hey, I wanted to claim security as my main job. 7>> [07:58] <> [07:58] 7<<4 But I wanted to go check the light thing. 7>> [07:58] <<10 it's just filling =P >> [07:59] "Miss Price, wait for me, I'll come!" [08:00] * Sachiko_Kotobuki follows Price as well. 7"Don't go for the fun without me." [08:00] <<3 hang on guys, I just grabbed a snack. >> [08:00] Price grins, seeing the other two maids follow her. "Do you have any combat experience?" [08:00] "No, but I am a fast learner." [08:01] <<10 anywho, you'll have to make a decision adsl =P zombie invasion or security cabinet >> [08:01] 5" I've done some target practice in my free time with this double rifle of mine. " [08:01] * Soelma pulls out a formidable double rifle from hammerspace. [08:01] << *sweardrops* >> [08:02] 5" .700 Nitro Express. For hunting elephants and other big game. " [08:02] "Well, will have to do with that..." Price jumps through the window, landing again on the bushes, and then rolling away. [08:03] * Soelma blinks to outside the mansion to catch up with Marianne. [08:03] * Misha_Gargarin nervously slides down the rope. [08:03] * Slynx quickly hurries to the cabinet [08:04] The red glow is coming from a very large hole on the front lawn. [08:04] * Kite-kun has quit IRC (Quit: ) [08:04] 5" Zombies, aliens, dragons, Russians... wonder what this could be. " [08:05] "What if they are Zombie alien dragon Russians? I might need a slightly bigger chainsaw..." Price stares worriedly at the hole, comparing it to her chainsaw." [08:06] * Sachiko_Kotobuki rolls her eyes. 7"You girls are too imaginative..." [08:06] Several demons fly out of the hole and land on the lawn, red eyes are glowing and their bat wings beating. [08:06] * Slynx opens the Security Werehouse and files away the book, while she's here she gets a Restraint cage and heads into the lab right next door~ "ohoho~ if I can finish this quick I might be able to sneak some alone time with ojou-sama~" [08:07] <<10 so now would probably be the time you explain combat >> [08:07] 5" Well, at least they aren't Russians. " [08:07] "You tell me that when I´ve forgotten about cyborg-Skorzeny, and I´ll have... woah..." [08:07] <<3 one second please! >> [08:07] "All demons evil, right?" [08:08] * Hayate has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [08:08] "As far as I know..." [08:08] << So, exactly, how do we fight against these things? >> [08:08] 7<<4 "Always chaotic evil." :V 7>> [08:09] <<10 they have the Evil subtype, but not always chaotic evil =P >> [08:09] 7<<4 Both the [Chaotic] AND [Evil] subtypes. 7>> [08:09] <<10 besides, I'll bet you anything there's a "demon" result on the monster table >> [08:10] <<10 for maid creation =P >> [08:10] <<10 ah true >> [08:10] <<3 alright everybody... here's the combat rules... >> [08:11] 5" There are demons in the base. There had better not be any doomful repercussions of this. " [08:11] <<3 demons on the grounds... not inside... as far as you know. >> [08:11] The combat rules- [08:11] In this game, “combat” is what happens whenever characters are opposing or competing with one another. This covers the usual forms of RPG combat like swordfighting, magic, and firearms, but it also comes into play when maids are in some way opposing someone. The GM (or sometimes the players) should choose which attribute a maid uses for combat, and this is used for an opposed roll. Also, regardless of how many maids and NPCs [08:11] The Attack Power of an action is 1D6 times the relevant attribute. [08:11] Whoever’s action has the highest Attack Power wins that round of combat, and while the opponent(s) are subject to psychological harm in the form of Stress. The opponent suffers Stress equal to the attacker’s Attack Power divided by the attribute she was using, rounded down. If the opponent’s relevant attribute is 0, they take Stress Equal to the full Attack Power. If both combatants roll the same Attack Power, neither side t [08:11] When several characters are working together, whether for attacking or defending, their respective Attack Powers are added together. If a group acting together is taking Stress, one member of the group (PCs take priority over NPCs, maids must choose one from among themselves) will take all of the Stress points. [08:11] When a maid takes Stress, note it down next to her Spirit rating. If a maid accumulates more Stress than her Spirit, she will have a Stress Explosion. If you really don’t want to have a Stress Explosion, you can opt to do whatever the opponent wants, and thereby not take any Stress. Think about what you’re doing before you start walking down this path. (Though it could be interesting in its own way…) [08:12] 12<<11 -snickers- 12>> [08:12] * Kite-kun has joined #Maid-RPG [08:13] 7<<4 The opponent suffers Stress equal to the attacker’s Attack Power divided by the attribute she was using, rounded down. <----- Could you clarify this a little? 7>> [08:13] <<3 certainly. >> [08:14] 7<<4 Give us a formula here. 7>> [08:15] <<3 let's say I have my maid, and I fight your maid both comparing athletics. Your maid athletics is 3. I roll, multiply my roll to my maid's atheletics and get 20. >> [08:16] <<10 the other maid has a 4 athletics and rolled a 5? >> [08:16] <<3 you lost, but you divide that 20 to your (the loser's) athletics stat. >> [08:16] <<3 yes. >> [08:17] 7<<4 Ah. The "she" in "she was using" was unclear. 7>> [08:17] <<3 and this is why we're playtesting this :) >> [08:17] <<10 are you sure it's the stat the attacker was using and not the defender? =P >> [08:17] <<10 because yeah it could be read either way XD >> [08:18] (So, do the demons have hostile intent? ) [08:18] Price stands forth, and revs up her chainsaw. "Do you have any hostile intent!?" [08:19] * Sachiko_Kotobuki starts doing several motions with her arms, staring to the demons with eyes of... love? Yeah. 7"My resolve shall prevail... Chain of Love, come forth!"6 A chain made of golden energy hearts flies towards one of the demons. [08:19] <<3 Both parties roll. The loser has to divide the total by the stat they were using and convert it into stress. >> [08:19] (I guess I´ll roll skill...) [08:19] 1d6 [08:19] MariannePrice, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2] [08:20] = 6 [08:20] Both demons look at each other, and one speaks "No, do you got that movie?" "Who did that star?" [08:20] <<10 hurr :V >> [08:21] 5" You fucknuggets get movies down in the Lower Planes? " [08:21] 1d6 [08:21] Sachiko_Kotobuki, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3] [08:21] * Misha_Gargarin seizes up and looks at the combat, shaking in place. [08:22] << Hmm... 15... >> [08:23] (Do you have skill 5 ? ) [08:23] 7<<4 I don't think we're supposed to roll yet. 7>> [08:23] <<10 she's using Affection >> [08:23] <<10 though if you're using Affection you should roleplay how you're doing it probably? >> [08:23] << Yeah, I'm using an attack charged with LOVE! And, I already roleplayed it. >> [08:23] 7<<4 Why not do some diplomancy :V 7>> [08:23] (But how can she get a 15 ? ) [08:23] <<10 oh oops, I missed that! >> [08:24] <<3 okay... wait... who's doing what? >> [08:24] <<10 because her affection is *insane* =P >> [08:24] << Because I have 5 affection, and rolled a 3. >> [08:24] (Oh, right ,forgot about the modifiers) [08:24] (Disregard my roll, I´ll wait and see what happens when Sachiko tries to sex the demons) [08:24] <<10 right now they're all facing off against the demons, and I'm trying to catch the TDs >> [08:24] 12<<11 x3 12>> [08:25] <<10 you guys all combine rolls =P >> [08:25] <<10 or rather you combine "attack powers" >> [08:25] 1d6 [08:25] Usually-Random, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4] [08:25] * Soelma lifts up her sunglasses and aims her rifle at one of the balors demons. [08:26] 5" Don't fail me now... " [08:26] 7<<4 I guess I roll with my 3 Skill now. 7>> [08:26] 1d6 [08:26] Soelma, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1] [08:26] 7<<4 D: 7>> [08:27] "Well, yeah we get movies and..." *BLAM* a heart beam slams into one of the demons. The other one looks pretty freaked out. "WHAT IN HITLER'S FIVE HEAVENS WAS THAT??" [08:27] I have to leave guys, ) [08:28] (sorry) [08:28] * Misha_Gargarin has quit IRC (Quit: Misha_Gargarin) [08:28] <<3 it's alright. >> [08:28] * Sachiko_Kotobuki waves her fingers friendly at the demons. 7"It was my attack charged with love, sweeties." 6She winks cutely. [08:29] A shot rings out from the rifle, no one is hit, however she can hear a cat yowl in the distance. [08:29] * Slynx in the meantime, opens the cage, coils into a comfortable striking position and encourages the TDs to come to her [08:29] 5" Aw Jesus. " [08:29] <<10 I'm going to guess I get 1 try per 'combat round' they are doing? =P >> [08:30] << Hmm, oh dear... >> [08:30] "Well we're just here per the summons. Someone read the book and..." The demon looks down to his associate, who has hearts in his eyes. [08:30] <<10 nosebleed damage! =D >> [08:30] 1d6 first try~ [08:30] Slynx, first try~: 2 [1d6=2] [08:31] He turns to Sachi... "Seriously dude, that's fucked up." [08:31] "Summons... oh. Ooooooohhhh, I see... and what kind of demons are you, again?" [08:31] 5" Second times the charm, second times the charm, you'd better not fuck up this time, kid. " [08:31] "So you came because of the book?" [08:31] 1d6 [08:31] Usually-Random, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2] [08:32] <<3 slynx, what are you rolling? >> [08:32] <<10 8 for myself whatever that means, I'm assuming these guys aren't combat though >> [08:32] <<10 affection, I figure that's most appropriete for attracting small puppies or sentient critters >> [08:32] <<3 Everyone, when you make a roll, declare your stat and it's number. >> [08:32] <<10 righto >> [08:33] The demon floats over to the master. "That's right lady. Say... how would you like to have unlimited power?" [08:33] <<10 easy credit terms! >> [08:33] 7<<4 But these are demons, not devils :V 7>> [08:33] <<10 also, did I win lose or draw? :V >> [08:34] <<3 what's her affection? >> [08:34] " what purpose would that serve?" [08:34] * Sachiko_Kotobuki giggles lightly. 7"Oh, come on! Power? I have more than what I need? You have NOTHING to offer me. I, however, have a lot to offer you6 She undoes a button of her dress, showing a bit of cleavage... [08:34] "Yours. Duh." [08:34] 1d6 Affection 5. GO! [08:34] Sachiko_Kotobuki, Affection 5. GO!: 5 [1d6=5] [08:35] 12<<11 XD 12>> [08:35] << Umm, oh dear... >> [08:35] (They were talking to Helen, I think...) [08:35] <<10 Slynx's affection is 4 =P >> [08:35] 7<<4 THAT'S HOW YOU DO SOME EPIC DIPLOMANCY. 7>> [08:35] 1d6 roll for the TD [08:35] Usually-Random, roll for the TD: 4 [1d6=4] [08:35] "I already have power, lots of it actually. It is statitstically improbable to need more than i currently have." [08:35] 1d6 roll for demon guy. [08:35] Usually-Random, roll for demon guy.: 6 [1d6=6] [08:35] <<10 didn't you already roll 1d6? D: >> [08:35] 12<<11 :V 12>> [08:36] << Ha ha ha, 5 Stress for the Demon, 5 for Sachiko >> [08:36] <<10 should I make a second roll? >> [08:36] << Ouch... >> [08:36] <<3 go right ahead. >> [08:36] roll 1d6 Affection 4 [08:36] Slynx, Affection 4: 1 [1d6=1] [08:36] 7<<4 By the way, how much Stress did I get from that botched shot? 7>> [08:36] <<10 hurr >_> >> [08:36] 12<<11 -pats- 12>> [08:36] <<3 Soelma- nothing. >> [08:37] <<10 so I imagine I tied the first time and lost the second? >> [08:37] << And what about my two tries? >> [08:37] <<3 hang on Slynx, I'll get to you. >> [08:37] <<10 lets pause for a second and do some book keeping >> [08:38] <<3 no Stress has been given! >> [08:38] <<10 so long as this time means something~ >> [08:39] "Oh please, that's amatu..." He stops for a moment and looks at Sachi in a soft lens filter. He then gets on one knee and produces a large diamond containing a soul of the damned. [08:40] "Marry me." [08:40] 7<<4 Can I roll to attempt to peg him right now? 7>> [08:40] 12<<11 Awwww~ 12>> [08:41] The other one is on a cellphone. [08:41] <<3 go right ahead. >> [08:41] 5" This sickens me on a profound level. " [08:41] roll 1d6 Skill: 3 [08:41] Soelma, Skill: 3: 4 [1d6=4] [08:41] <<10 cute =P >> [08:41] * Sachiko_Kotobuki cackles, gently stroking the devil on one cheek and looking at his eyes with oh-so-sweet eyes. 7"Hmm... And what would I gain from the marriage, little one?" She says, murmuring sweet nothingness into his ear to distract him... [08:42] 1d6 [08:42] Usually-Random, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3] [08:42] << What's the Moe levels of these demons Slynx... >> [08:42] <<3 here we go... >> [08:42] <<10 I'm no GM =P >> [08:43] 7<<4 So what happens with my attempt to cockblock him? 7>> [08:43] Price just watches Sachiko in silence, unable to really offer a constructive opinion on the current state of affairs. [08:44] "Well, I happen to have one of the nice levels of hell and if you decide to marry me, I can give you ha*BLAM* and half of his head goes splatter on Helen's labcoat and the other half goes on the lawn. [08:44] << That >> [08:45] 7<<4 Uh, I wanted to peg the one proposing to Sachiko. Or were they the same demon? 7>> [08:45] * Sachiko_Kotobuki smiles, turning around. 7"Idiot... I don't like males, stupid." [08:45] The demon goes down in a sickening slump. [08:45] <<3 that WAS the one proposing. >> [08:46] 7<<4 Oh. 7>> [08:46] <<3 the second one is on a cellphone blabbing about something in strange tongues. >> [08:46] "Diplomacy, don´t you just love it?" Price comments, right before jumping the second demon. [08:46] She frowned as her lab coat was now soiled generously with blood and brain matter."That was my favorite labcoat." [08:46] (Let´s hope she doesn´t get KILL BY DEMONS.) [08:46] <<10 Helen you can use /me to describe your actions if you like >> [08:47] <<3 Price, roll your athletics. >> [08:47] <> [08:47] <<10 anytime =P >> [08:47] 5" I apologize, Mistress, but your labcoat had no other choice but to martyr itself for you. " [08:48] 1d6 athletics 3 [08:48] MariannePrice, athletics 3: 2 [1d6=2] [08:48] 1d6 cellphone demon 2 [08:48] Usually-Random, cellphone demon 2: 3 [1d6=3] [08:50] The demon is so engrossed by it's conversation it's taken by surprise and screams like a little girl as it throws the cell phone at Price's face. The chainsaw cuts it easily but the demon is in the air now. "What the hell! We come out and say Hi and this is the thanks we get?" [08:51] * Sachiko_Kotobuki approaches towards the devil now without the cellphone and calls for him, saying 7"Yoohoo~ <3"6 She winks, and lifts her skirt just a little... [08:51] "I am only freeing you of your slavery to technology! Now come here so I can free you from slavery to your brain!" [08:51] 1d6 I'm Sachiko the great! I'm God! I COMMAND YOU TO LOVE ME!!! [08:51] Sachiko_Kotobuki, I'm Sachiko the great! I'm God! I COMMAND YOU TO LOVE ME!!!: 4 [1d6=4] [08:51] 7<<4 I thought the non-cellphone demon got half his head splattered? 7>> [08:52] <> [08:52] << Nope. The demon who proposed marriage to me. :P >> [08:52] <<3 it did, and price chopped up the cell phone. >> [08:52] <<10 they should wear nametags =P >> [08:52] It's a little too freaked out to be seduced at the moment. [08:52] <<3 let's call this one Bob. >> [08:53] * Sachiko_Kotobuki pouts, putting her foot down. 7"Hmph! Meanie!" [08:53] << Oh dang >> [08:53] Price jumps into the air, black skirt flapping behind her as she tries to reach the demon. [08:53] << So... I get stressed for that? >> [08:55] <<10 no roll took place so probably not >> [08:56] <<3 athletics roll please! >> [08:56] * Rasamune has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [08:56] 1d6 bob the demon: 2 [08:56] Usually-Random, bob the demon: 2: 4 [1d6=4] [08:57] 1d6 Athletics 3 [08:57] MariannePrice, Athletics 3: 4 [1d6=4] [08:57] You chop one of it's wings off and it goes flying into the hole, and it quickly closes up. [08:58] <<10 *plays victory fanfare* >> [08:58] The wing is just flopping on the bird bath. [08:58] * Sachiko_Kotobuki dusts herself off, and does the V sign. 7"Ta-ta-ta-ta, ta, ta, ta, ta-taaaaaaa~" [08:59] Price twirls the roaring chainsaw in the air in her customary victory pose which is suspiciously similar to Cloud´s twirling his sword. [08:59] (Sorry guys, I gotta go. It´s 3 AM here...) [08:59] <<10 sooooo can I find out what happened to me? c_c >> [09:00] << Aw. Seems we're down to three gals then... >> [09:00] <<10 4 isn't it? >> [09:00] (See ya.) [09:00] * MariannePrice has quit IRC (Quit: MariannePrice) [09:01] <<3 there's 3 left. >> [09:02] 7<<4 The three zealots. 7>> [09:02] <<10 well after session we can have some of the second stringers roll up characters if people drop mid-session >> [09:02] << Yeppers. Good idea. >> [09:02] Okay, so we go back to Slynx as she's waiting for the little monsters to wind up in the cage, she feels a sudden strange feeling on her tail. [09:03] * Slynx blinks and turns around [09:03] One of the TDs, is lightly gnawing on it and licking it. [09:03] <<10 licking? D: what do these things look like anyway? >> [09:04] Helen, can we get a description of one of these beasties? [09:04] 7<<4 Can we go and help her out? 7>> [09:04] <<10 no I was doing this while you were fighting =P >> [09:04] <<3 in a moment. >> [09:04] << Yeah. Can we, pleaz? >> [09:04] << Okay~ >> [09:05] <<10 though only for a few rounds probably c_c you might find me buried underneath them =P >> [09:06] They are about two feet tall and furry with sharp teeth and clawed hands [09:06] * Slynx noses it sharply, then sticks her tail through the back of the bars of the cage and wiggles it to get the critter's attention [09:07] kochi kochi~ [09:07] * meikyokan67 has joined #Maid-RPG [09:07] <<3 take 2 stress, Slynx. And roll again. >> [09:07] "Very well done ladies, Neatly handled, except for my labcoats unfortunate demise." [09:08] 1d6 roll Affection: 4 [09:08] Slynx, roll Affection: 4: 3 [1d6=3] [09:08] 5" I offer my condolences to your labcoat. " [09:08] 1d6 TD-1 [09:08] Usually-Random, TD-1: 6 [1d6=6] [09:08] * Soelma takes off her head cap thing and bows down her head. [09:08] <<10 man no pass on stress and they're awesome D: >> [09:09] <<10 clearly I didn't remove me tail fast enough c_c >> [09:09] The TD follows off into the cage with a small dog bark and dashes in. Athletics roll would be good here if you don't want to be stuck. [09:09] * Sachiko_Kotobuki pats Helen's shoulder gently. 7"Whenever you want, oujo-sama, I can give you compensation for the cloak, if you know what I mean." 6She winks cutely. [09:10] <<3 The stress is from failing to lure the monster into the cage. >> [09:10] 1d6 athletics 1 :/ [09:10] Slynx, athletics 1 :/: 2 [1d6=2] [09:10] << Oh dear... >> [09:10] <<3 demon killers get to roll 1d6 favor. >> [09:10] <<10 well what do you expect with athletics 1 =P >> [09:10] 1d6 [09:10] Usually-Random, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3] [09:11] 1d6 Come on, I saved you from being KILL BY DEMONS. [09:11] Soelma, Come on, I saved you from being KILL BY DEMONS.: 4 [1d6=4] [09:11] <<10 somehow I don't think death was a danger from them =P >> [09:11] 1d6 I saved Oujo-sama from being killed by demons... With style! [09:11] Sachiko_Kotobuki, I saved Oujo-sama from being killed by demons... With style!: 6 [1d6=6] [09:11] 7<<4 +4 favor, current favor of 10. 7>> [09:12] <<10 maybe they would have become annoying hangers on though =P >> [09:12] <> [09:12] << +6. current pool 16. >> [09:12] 7<<4 But then demons hanging around severely increases the chance of ceilings falling on you :V 7>> [09:12] Slynx's tail wiggles around in the cage, and it gets stuck a little. Kinda jammed... and it sinks its teeth into your tail, Muttly style. So a cage, with a TD, is now attached to your tail. [09:12] <<3 Slynx, take 3 stress. >> [09:13] << Oh dear... >> [09:13] 7<<4 Slynx is basically fucking around with kobolds? 7>> [09:13] * Slynx hisses but pushes down her growing annoyence [09:13] * Slynx wriggles her tail and the TD attempting to attract the attention of the other two [09:14] <<3 I think they're more like that weird little pet from Dark Crystal. >> [09:14] <> [09:14] <<10 or a fuzzy outcast from Gremlins =P >> [09:14] <<3 sachi, you need to consider spending some of that favor :) >> [09:15] <<10 hey if she wants to increase her affection she'll need *60* =P >> [09:15] << All right, all right. I will consider it... And if I need to increase my skill, I'll need 20, anyways. >> [09:15] 7<<4 I'm saving mine for leveling up. 7>> [09:15] <<3 she can also spend it on a random event! More craziness means more chances for favor. >> [09:16] 7<<4 But we still get things to do even without random events, right? 7>> [09:16] <<3 Slynx, roll on cunning. >> [09:16] <<10 I have no cunning c_c >> [09:16] <<10 remember? pure pure? >> [09:17] * Sachiko_Kotobuki scritches her head lightly. 7"Hmm... We probably should check on Slynx... I wonder what she's doing, fo'shizzle." [09:17] <<3 Oh right. >> [09:18] <<3 Yes, things still happen BUT you get to dictate what happens when a RE goes off. >> [09:18] <<10 how do you mean? >> [09:18] 5" Right, right, the transdimensional little shit twinkies. They can really get on your nerves, I tell you. " [09:18] <<10 anyway, I'll close this cage, extricate myself and go to get another container >> [09:18] * Gunner has quit IRC (Quit: ) [09:18] << Like, I could say "LOL A nuke falls on the city and causes radioactive zombies to roam rampant around town?" >> [09:19] <<3 I'll tell you what it is, and then you create the circumstances and what exactly it entails. >> [09:19] <<10 what you get is random but maybe you can direct it >> [09:19] <<3 Slynx, roll luck. >> [09:19] << Ah, I see. >> [09:19] * Andou has joined #Maid-RPG [09:19] roll 1d6 Luck 2: [09:19] Slynx, Luck 2:: 3 [1d6=3] [09:20] 1d6 TD 1 [09:20] Usually-Random, TD 1: 5 [1d6=5] [09:20] * Tythanin has joined #Maid-RPG [09:20] <<10 not being able to chose stats is hard! I should have done combat >_> >> [09:20] << Umm... TD takes 5 Stress? >> [09:20] Another TD jumps in the cage as the door slams shut and your tail is let go. [09:21] 7<<4 If ever I actually get to like this game, and #zeal has its own Meido RPG game, I'm remaking Lucius as a butler. A combat butler. A combat butler half-iron dragon anthropomorphic baleen whale. 7>> [09:21] But now it's pretty sore. [09:21] <<10 luck indeed c_C >> [09:21] << that left a mark alright >> [09:21] Ohh~ my beautiful tail~ ojou-sama won [09:21] 't be happy~ ;_; [09:22] * Slynx nevertheless moves the TDs over to the Secruity room and looks for another cage [09:22] But now the remaining TD is running amok on the lab tables, spilling beakers and vials everywhere. [09:22] !!! [09:23] << Oh no! >> [09:23] * Sachiko_Kotobuki scritches her hair a bit. 7"Slynx is taking her time doing her chore, don't you think?" [09:23] It's starting to make all sorts of noises and making a game out of throwing chemical vials on the walls. [09:24] << How much do you want to bet that the wing will blow up? >> [09:24] * Slynx tries to attract it's attention my making clicking noises and waving her hands [09:24] <<10 all the dangerous stuff is in the security room =P >> [09:26] <<3 Sachi, roll 1d6 extra favor for helping with the Demon problem. >> [09:26] 1d6 See? I told you I saved oujo-sama with style! :D [09:26] Sachiko_Kotobuki, See? I told you I saved oujo-sama with style! :D: 1 [1d6=1] [09:27] << Pah. Well, better than nothing. [09:27] <<10 not a lot of style though ;) >> [09:27] <<10 it is! >> [09:27] It starts throwing vials at Slynx! Pick a stat, Roll and RP it! [09:28] * Slynx Eeks and turns to flee very slowly towards a local cabinet, enticing it to chase her towards something she can lock it in [09:29] 1d6 Affection: 4 =P [09:29] Slynx, Affection: 4 =P: 4 [1d6=4] [09:30] 1d6 TD monster and it's stupid chemicles 1 [09:30] Usually-Random, TD monster and it's stupid chemicles 1: 3 [1d6=3] [09:31] << sorry, show's over for me >> [09:31] * Kite-kun has quit IRC (Quit: ) [09:31] <<10 Kite is a strange person o_O >> [09:31] It follows you and begins to giggle, it's made a game of tossing vials at Slynx and watching her dodge and skirt around it. [09:32] <<10 I need another good hit to get it all the way there? roll again? >> [09:32] 7<<4 Alchemist's fire danmaku? 7>> [09:32] The TD wanders over to a cabinet to get more vials. Slynx, I'm gonna need a luck or athletics roll from you. [09:33] 1d6 luck:2 [09:33] Slynx, luck:2: 2 [1d6=2] [09:33] 1d6 TD 1 [09:33] Usually-Random, TD 1: 2 [1d6=2] [09:33] <<10 incedently, if I wanted to boost that with Favor, how would I do that? >> [09:33] <<10 and what would it cost >> [09:34] <<3 I'm glad you asked. It would cost 1d6 favor to boost either the die roll by one or the multiplier. The multiplier would be before die rolling. >> [09:35] <<10 hmmmm I'll pass for now and hope for good things, 1d6 is potentially all the task is worth =P >> [09:35] <<3 2d6, actually. >> [09:35] <<10 woo~ my decision wasn't so bad after all =P >> [09:36] <<3 you got it, tell us what happened. >> [09:36] 7<<4 Why does solving the random event get only 1d6 favor, but this gets 2d6 favor? 7>> [09:37] <<10 split between all the maids? this was the normal request? dunno o_O >> [09:37] <<10 maybe because this is really hard and I'm taking stress :< >> [09:38] * Slynx swoops to she left of it with serpintine quickness as it fortunately looks over to the right, by the time it realises Slynx is there she's already thrown a few coils around it and is securing her grip [09:38] * Alavaria has joined #Maid-RPG [09:39] 7<<4 Ala! 7>> [09:39] * Slynx snorts in satisfaction and rasps her way over to a spare cage (best not to risk opening the other one) [09:39] <<3 Sachiko got 2d6 favor, Soelma got 1d6 for splattering a demon on the master's Labcoat. Helen's player decided. >> [09:40] <<10 it is after all about pleasing the master =P >> [09:41] The beast snarls and snips as you quickly take it to a cage. However you notice you got a funny green chemical on your apron after throwing the TD in the cage. It rattles and slams around inside, angrily. [09:41] * Slynx snorts and snifts gingerly at the chemical trying to identify it [09:41] well at least it won't stain.... [09:44] 7<<4 Helen's player decided. <----- But weren't YOU the one that said "1d6 favor for the demon-killers?" 7>> [09:44] > [09:44] <<10 all these pauses are probably them confering >> [09:44] <<3 I talked with her IM. >> [09:45] <<3 yup! >> [09:45] <<10 basic task is probably 1d6 then a boost if Helen wants to give one >> [09:45] <> [09:45] It smells like a nice cinnemon-like flavor. [09:45] <<10 *victory fanfare~ <3* >> [09:46] cinnemon~ <3 still I should probably wash it off soon... for now it shouldn't be noticed though... it matches my apron [09:46] * Slynx slithers upstairs to see how everyone's doing and find a sink [09:46] The clock strikes noon. [09:47] "I belive it is time for lunch." [09:47] * HelenKing make my way to the dining room for lunch to be served. [09:47] everyone sees Slynx with a large red bite on her tail. [09:47] uwa~ Helen what happened to your labcoat?! D: [09:48] "They splatterd demon brains all over it. It was my favorite one." [09:48] oh that won't do, here I'm about to do some laundry anyway, let me take it~ [09:49] * HelenKing takes off the labcoat and hands it to Slynx. [09:49] * Sachiko_Kotobuki looks at Slynx's tail. 7"You should go take care of that..." [09:49] "What happend to your tail?" [09:49] * Slynx sheepishly positions her bulk in front of it [09:50] well.... I uh... I got bit by one of the TDs... I thought I was being clever, but it was faster then I was clever and.... well... [09:50] a-anyway! they're all locked up now and it'll heal in no time! but it will be sore for a while yet mistress :( [09:53] perhaps it won't be so bad, and the rest of me is unharmed as you can see, we'll work something out... but I'd really better get that blood out, human blood stains white so easily... [09:53] "Why do you smell like Cinnamon?" [09:53] 5" That wouldn't exactly be human blood. " [09:53] ah~ it must have been somthing the TD threw, it was making quite a fuss down there [09:53] do you know what it is mistress? [09:54] * HelenKing looks over the substance. [09:55] 5" By the way, where were the patrol robots all this time? I know I set them to patrol the perimeter of the manion. " [09:55] "Hrmm it seems to be a mixture of a mutagen I was working on to tame the Td's" [09:56] * Slynx weaves nervously a bit seemingly a bit embarassed at the close scrutiny [09:56] Mu-Mutagen!? D: [09:56] "It didn't come in contact with the blue one did it?" [09:57] Mmmmm... hard to say, he threw many vials... [09:58] "You should be fine as long as the blue one didn't touch it,that makes a rather bad transformation." [09:58] b-bad... bad how? [09:59] * Sachiko_Kotobuki blinks. 7"Ooooh, nuts."6 She smirks. [09:59] "the worst a cute little girl in pigtails" [09:59] p-pigtails D: [09:59] but-but I like how I am :/ I'll get it cleaned up straight away~ [09:59] * Slynx hurries off to the laundry room [10:00] "See that you do." [10:00] <<3 get 2d6 favor, Slynx. >> [10:00] 2d6 [10:00] Slynx, 2d6: 10 [2d6=4,6] [10:01] <<10 woo~ claiming +2 for Windows to the Soul >> [10:01] <<3 so 12 favor all together. >> [10:01] * MayAbner has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [10:01] Soelma, the robots haven't checked in at all. [10:03] "Solema please find out why the robots have not checked in." [10:04] 5" Aye, aye, Mistress. " [10:04] * Soelma blinks to the robot control center located in wherever. [10:04] There's a bunch of blue screens on the monitors. [10:05] <<10 friggen Windows >> [10:05] 7<<4 BSODs D: 7>> [10:06] 5" Lessee, where are you now, you would-be slayers of intruders... " [10:06] * Soelma types various things into the keyboard at the control panel. [10:07] <<3 make a cunning roll here. >> [10:07] roll 1d6 Cunning: 3 [10:08] Soelma, Cunning: 3: 1 [1d6=1] [10:08] 7<<4 D: 7>> [10:08] <<3 take 3 stress >> [10:08] 7<<4 Current Spirit: 17. 7>> [10:09] The computer begins to beep and hiss at you as monitors begin to pop up strange windows all over the place. [10:09] <<3 what's Sachi doing right now? >> [10:09] 5" Shit twinkie, not this again. " [10:10] <<10 Soelma cusses in the strangest way o_O >> [10:10] "SHIT TWINKIE!" a graphic pops up of a photoshopped spongecake. [10:10] << Should I be doing something? o.o >> [10:10] <<10 well the voice recognition's still up =P >> [10:10] 5" I knew I would regret making that photoshop some day. " [10:11] <<3 did you want to do something? >> [10:11] * Soelma does the equivalent of Ctrl+Alt+Delete and retries. [10:11] * Sachiko_Kotobuki is ruffling through the bookshelves, trying to give a look at the book Slynx put there... 7"Damnit. Where could it be?" [10:12] <<3 another roll, stat of your choice but Roleplay it. >> [10:12] <<10 I didn't put it on the bookshelf ^^;; >> [10:12] <<10 I locked it in Security remember? =P >> [10:12] * Soelma pulls out the user manual from the drawer. [10:13] 5" Step by step now... " [10:13] roll 1d6 Skill: 3 [10:13] Soelma, Skill: 3: 5 [1d6=5] [10:13] * Sachiko_Kotobuki headbutts the bookshelf as she remember Slynx put it in the extremely secure area, not here. [10:15] 5" Have at thee, alien machination of circuits and digits! " [10:16] * Soelma presumably gets the thing working, functioning, and telling where the robots are. [10:16] * Slynx meantime slithers out of her robe and washes the chemical off in the laundry room... then she scrubs at the demon blood with all her strength [10:16] Using her incredible maid skill the monitors come back on, and all the robots are completely disassembled, with the cameras facing the sky with helicopters flying overhead. [10:16] 7<<4 Okay, I probably should've used "machine" instead of "machination". 7>> [10:17] Sachi- a few books fall off the library shelf. [10:17] << but machination sounded cooler> [10:18] 5" Oh Christnugget. " [10:18] * Sachiko_Kotobuki eeps! [10:19] <<3 Slynx, roll your skill and then subtract -1 from the die roll. >> [10:19] roll 1d6 Skill: 3 [10:19] Soelma, Skill: 3: 6 [1d6=6] [10:19] <<10 the blood is stronger then the demon! XD >> [10:19] 1d6-1 Skill 2 [10:19] Slynx, Skill 2: 5 [1d6=6] [10:19] 7"Oh, shit! I have to relocate them... Relocate them..." 6She starts sweating as she tries to remember where each belonged to... [10:20] <<10 whew! >> [10:20] 7<<4 Oh, I thought you were talking to me. Sorry. 7>> [10:20] * Soelma gets on the PA system and talks into the room where Helen is, sending her a transmission of the cameras. [10:20] <<3 that's for Slynx taking her apron off. >> [10:21] It seems to be a very large military force. [10:21] <<10 that... oh right, if you aren't Maid-ed you get penelties >> [10:21] 5" Mistress, we have a very bad situation here. " [10:21] <<10 still, did I make it? c_c >> [10:21] " What seems to be the problem?" [10:21] 5" Well, as you can see from the cameras... " [10:21] * Rasamune has joined #Maid-RPG [10:22] Slynx takes gets all the red out in the wash. The lab coat is all clean and shiny! [10:23] Oh mistress will be so pleased~ [10:26] * Slynx did that cover my apron's cleaning too? [10:27] * HelenKing went to the security room and looked at the monitors. [10:27] <<3 yes it did. >> [10:27] "Hrmm I wonder who could that be. I didn't invite guests." [10:28] The security monitors show a few tanks, a few helicopters and about 100 soldiers approaching the castle. [10:29] * HelenKing blinks and frowns. [10:29] * Slynx dons her apron and slithers out to find some first aid [10:29] "That is a problem. Please activate any and all security measures." [10:30] 5" They... seem to have disabled nearly all of our security measures, Mistres. " [10:30] * Sachiko_Kotobuki is still busy trying to relocate the books in their right shelves, of course... At least, until any sort of alarm fires. [10:30] No alarm is currently going off, but the door bell rings! [10:31] I'll get it~ [10:31] 7<<4 :V 7>> [10:31] * Slynx blithely goes to answer the door [10:32] An armed commando is at the front door and holds up official documents. "Excuse me, is this the residence of Helen King, AKA the HELL KING? [10:32] " [10:33] * Slynx blinks innocently "it is..." [10:35] <<10 is the weapon at ready or just there? >> [10:35] "Well I'm here to..." He pauses for a moment and looks at Slynx. "What happened to your lower half?" [10:35] 6<< HELL KING 6>> [10:36] <<10 yeah that's awesome >> [10:36] ....... what do you mean? it's just like it always is~ [10:36] <<3 no, guns aren't trained on anyone. it's pretty civil so far. >> [10:36] OH you mean the bite? [10:37] I got bit by a TD, but it's nothing, you're a nice boy to worry about me though~ [10:38] "Er... yes? No. I mean.... Look, can she come out here? We got an annoymous tip that she was selling VX nerve gas to terrorist cells." [10:38] * Sachiko_Kotobuki blinks a bit as she seems to have heard HELL KING... 7"Oh, man... We're in trouble..." 6She decides to leave the books for later and go check on things related with the newcomer... [10:39] * Soelma just remains watching and listening from the control/security room. [10:39] hee hee hee, she doesn't sell nerve gas you silly boy, that's something criminals do~ [10:40] * HelenKing blinks [10:40] "Interesting.I suppose I should go adress this. " [10:40] <<3 guys, we're gonna need to put the game on pause for 30. >> [10:40] * HelenKing heads to the front door. [10:40] 7<<4 30 minutes? 7>> [10:40] <<10 30 minutes or seconds or days? >> [10:41] <<3 minutes. I got called to dinner. >> [10:41] 'sall good [10:41] 7<<4 I might have to take a shower. 7>> [10:41] 7<<4 Yeah, that's what I'll go do right now. I'll be back in about 30 minutes too. 7>> [10:42] 7<<4 I've got all day for this game, but I don't know about you two, Shingro and Shinki. 7>> [10:43] I'm good until 3:30 am EST =P [10:43] <<10 oops! >> [10:43] <> [10:46] I'm watching until about 12 in Indiana time. It's always slightly off. [10:56] <<3 I'm back BTW. >> [10:56] * Dylan16807 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [10:57] <> [10:57] * Dylan16807 has joined #Maid-RPG [10:58] <<10 wb =P >> [10:59] Anywho... you know I can't let you in until I see some ID~ [10:59] * Dylan16807 is now known as DYLAN-R-5296-04 [11:00] * DYLAN-R-5296-04 is now known as DYLAN-R-5296-01 [11:00] <<3 except Soelma is off taking a shower. >> [11:00] =P [11:00] "Can I help you sir?" [11:01] Ah~ mistress... [11:01] <> [11:01] <<10 *waiting as well~* >> [11:02] * Sachiko_Kotobuki hmms lightly as she looks at the soldier talking to oujo-sama... [11:02] The soldier holds up some ID. It looks pretty legit- US Military. I'm looking for a Mrs Helen King. Are you she? [11:03] <<3 Now I'll wait. >> [11:03] <<3 for Solema to finish the shower... we need an artist to draw a eyeless foul mouthed maid in the shower! STAT! >> [11:04] * Soelma sends a transmission of the front door camera to Helen's location. [11:04] 5" I think you should head down and attend to your guests. " [11:07] <<3 Helen's at the front door! >> [11:07] 7<<4 Oh :V 7>> [11:07] 7<<4 Disregard what I said then. 7>> [11:07] "Yes I am." [11:09] "Please come in. Would you care for some tea?" [11:10] He looks around to the other soldiers. "And my men?" [11:10] " I do not think we can accomidate all of them at one time but a handfull may come in. " [11:11] 7<<4 Shouldn't you guys be rolling Cunning to sense if they really are legit? 7>> [11:12] <<3 that's up for them to decide. >> [11:12] <<10 it's not really that sort of opposed roll... >> [11:12] << I would. But I don't have cunning. ^^ >> [11:12] <<3 but you can do it to see past any thing. or talk them into coming inside. >> [11:12] <<10 besides, I don't have any :V >> [11:12] <> [11:13] 7<<4 Sorry, I'm just used to Imban's conversations of Sense Motive every 5 seconds in D&D. 7>> [11:13] 1d6 cunning 2 [11:13] HelenKing, cunning 2: 2 [1d6=2] [11:13] Yup, they're legit. [11:13] At least you think. [11:14] "Well, we'll come in. You're not going to sick your robots on us, right?" [11:14] " They seem to be temporarily out of order, and we were just about to start lunch." [11:15] <<10 either he's incredibly stupid or they don't know about it =P >> [11:15] <<10 I suppose he could also be an asshole c_c >> [11:16] " Now what is this nonsense about me selling gas to terroists?" [11:17] 7<<4 By the way, I hereby declare that my tie doesn't just have a regular skull pattern printed on it, but an Uboa pattern printed all over it. Seriously. 7>> [11:18] <<10 =P >> [11:18] <<3 this is Anime, where the US Military, if ever shown are either completely expendable, or a joke. >> [11:19] <<10 wheras we all know that in reality, it's both c_c >> [11:19] <<10 ah but I kid my country~ >> [11:19] <<3 I don't want to touch that third rail... >> [11:20] * Soelma opts to cravenly stay in the control/security room because she's one paranoid girl, barricading the room just in case. [11:20] 7<<4 Do I have to roll to see how well I barricade it? 7>> [11:21] Several soldiers, all completely armed, walk into the main foyer. "Nice place you got here." [11:21] <<10 maybe not until someone trys to break it? >> [11:21] 7<<4 Works for me. 7>> [11:21] "You see, it's like this... we recieved a tip on nerve gas being sold at this estate." [11:21] "Thank you" [11:22] " I see. Not my area of expertiese" [11:22] "And what IS your expertise?" [11:22] they do say you shouldn't believe everything you here~ [11:22] *hear :V [11:23] "Science in general but more along the lines of Temporal Mechanics" [11:23] *A large rumbling goes off from the basement* [11:24] * Soelma switches the view on the monitor to the basement. [11:24] 5" It had better not be those accursed TDs... " [11:24] It knocks the soldiers down, athletics rolls are needed... and Helen is really crappy at Athletics. [11:24] <<10 SUDDENLY, LOLIS HUNDREDS OF THEM >> [11:24] roll 1d6: 1 as bad as me?! [11:24] Slynx, 1 as bad as me?!: 5 [1d6=5] [11:24] 1d6 [11:24] HelenKing, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2] [11:25] <<3 now that you mention it... >> [11:25] <> [11:25] <<3 your total is 4. >> [11:25] 7<<4 Do I need to roll Athletics? 7>> [11:25] * Sachiko_Kotobuki slowly approaches the soldier, tickling him. 7"Oh, come on... Couldn't we "negotiate", darling? This has obviously been just a misunderstanding... <3" [11:26] <<3 I mean you got a 2, Owl. You multiply your roll to your stat. >> [11:26] <<3 Soelma, if you're in the castle, yes. >> [11:26] <> [11:27] Helen falls down, Slynx did okay, but the soldiers all went down... [11:27] roll 1d6 Athletics: 1, I'm a frail bitch. [11:27] Soelma, Athletics: 1, I'm a frail bitch.: 4 [1d6=4] [11:27] You did okay. [11:28] <<3 Sachiko? >> [11:29] * DYLAN-R-5296-01 is now known as DYLAN-R-5296-02 [11:29] 1d6 Affection 5 to convince the army man that he's wrong. [11:29] Sachiko_Kotobuki, Affection 5 to convince the army man that he's wrong.: 2 [1d6=2] [11:30] << Pah! >> [11:30] <<10 he hasn't even said anything yet =P >> [11:30] <<3 I meant roll to see if you fall from the shaking. >> [11:31] <> [11:32] 7<<4 What does the camera see in the basement? 7>> [11:34] 1d6 Athletics 3, then. ^^; [11:34] Sachiko_Kotobuki, Athletics 3, then. ^^: 4 [1d6=4] [11:36] <<3 nice, 12. >> [11:37] <<3 the cameras are out, but there was something very pink before they went to snow. >> [11:38] Suddenly, the castle begins to shake and rumble around, as something seems to be tearing the interior apart. [11:39] Things are shaking off the walls, and stones begin to fall down on the ground. [11:40] !!! wha... [11:41] "What in the name of the periodic table is going on? [11:41] 7"Eep! Everything's shakin'! And I haven't even drunk vodka yet!" [11:42] <<10 =P >> [11:44] <<3 Oh man... quote of the evening. >> [11:44] <> [11:45] <> [11:45] * Slynx dashes from room to room trying to discover the reason for the shaking [11:45] << Am I getting the MVP award for this episode? :P >> [11:46] <<10 entirely likely =P >> [11:47] The entire castle is shaking and may possibly fall apart any minute. [11:47] * Slynx abandons her search and instead focuses on getting Helen to saftey~ [11:48] You hear the sounds of... what appears to be... giggling. [11:48] Mistress we have to get you outside~ [11:48] " Everyone out now." [11:48] Very large, booming giggling. [11:48] * HelenKing heads out with slynx out of the castle. [11:49] * Slynx hits the intercom at the door "Everyone evacuate the building!" [11:49] * Soelma simply blinks to the back exit and walks out the door. [11:49] <<10 oh snap Soelma barricaded herself in ^^;; >> [11:50] 7<<4 If I can blink through dimensional barriers, I can sure as hell blink through physical ones. 7>> [11:50] <<3 works for me >> [11:50] <<10 >_> isn't it supposed to be 'lockpicking' >> [11:50] oh well, whichever whatever [11:50] <<10 oops~ >> [11:51] <<3 yeah, but here it works "We thought you were locked in!" "I was!" >> [11:51] * Sachiko_Kotobuki says: 7"No need to say it twice!"6 And then starts running towards the door. [11:51] <<10 fair enough =P >> [11:52] <<3 keep RPing guys, I'll be right back. >> [11:52] <<10 well we're all kinda running for our lives... ^^;; >> [11:52] <<10 hmmmm... >> [11:53] * Soelma blinks to her room, hastily gathers up a few belongings in her bag just in case, blinks back to the back door, and proceeds to run out again. [11:56] <<10 okay, lockpicking does not equal instentainous travel... >> [11:56] <<10 no more then my Windows to the Soul lets me read minds =P >> [11:58] 7<<4 Well... U_R's call as to whether or not I can do what I just did. 7>> [11:58] 7<<4 But I was allowed to teleport from a barricaded room to the back door... 7>> [11:58] <<3 she just happens to have her stuff on hand. You know... cause she can. Not be cause she can teleport. >> [11:59] <<10 which is fine, but she can't just teleport anywhere she pleases in seconds' >> [11:59] 7<<4 Uh, sure. 7>> [11:59] <<3 she can pop up everywhere. She knows tons of shortcuts. >> [11:59] <<3 it's Looney tunes logic. >> [12:00] <<10 it's... a bit prone to abuse, but you're the GM, so it's your call >> [12:02] <<3 this is the game where charisma can force people to be your slaves... I don't think it's being abused right now. >> [12:03] <<10 well, I don't mind her popping up anywhere she likes with no exprenation, but if she's like... tied up with rope, or covered in concrete, how does she get out with lockpicking? >_> >> [12:04] <<3 in that case, yes. That doesn't work. But she baracaded herself in a room in the place she knows intimately. That's why I thought it was fine. >> [12:04] << Heh. >> [12:06] As everyone flees the castle, two large arms pop out from the sides of the structure! [12:06] <<3 if you have "Giant monster is revealed" kind of music, now's a great time to play it. >> [12:07] * Sachiko_Kotobuki blinks, and rubs her eyes in disbelief. 7"How I haven't been told that the castle had these kinds of things?" [12:07] 7<<4 "Reminds me of the Dark Tower. Newfags won't get this." 7>> [12:07] oh my~ [12:08] 5" Holy cocksteak, why was I not informed that this mansion could transform into a goddamn mecha? " [12:08] The soldiers all fall back, and get in the tanks. Part of the castle falls apart, and out pops a very cute 8 yr old girl with pig tails... about 40 feet tall. [12:08] "Well that was not in the basement before." [12:08] I admit I didn't see one, no.... [12:09] 7<<4 Gargantuan-sized loli, go! 7>> [12:10] <<3 no, there wasn't... BUT there were all the ingredients for one! >> [12:10] <,yes there were>> [12:10] "I take it the vials were not cleaned up?" [12:11] Ah.... it doesn't seem so no... [12:11] Lolizilla roars as she jumps out of half the castle, but is a little stuck. The commando goes up to you. "Ladies, I'm sorry but I hope you have a way of dealing with this thing..." [12:11] I was going to go back after cleaning off the mutagen... but one thing led to another... and well... [12:12] The military is leaving quickly. [12:12] h-hey! you're the army! This is your job! didn't you see Independence day? [12:12] >:( [12:12] << Attack of the 40 feet tall loli! >> [12:13] "Yes, but that's a flying saucer... this is a giant monster. I take it you never saw every single giant monster movie known to man? Those things grind us into paste!" [12:13] * Sachiko_Kotobuki pahs. 7"I'm never paying taxes again."6 She says as she looks at the cowardly soldier. [12:13] well you knew the paste-risks when you signed up, get in there! [12:14] Sorry, government regulations... that's why the federal government allowed the commercial use of 50 ft giant robots to the general public... [12:14] 5" Look, that thing is only 40 feet tall. Godzilla is, what, 250 feet tall? You can handle this. " [12:15] "Chicken -shit.Any one have any ketchup?" [12:15] aaaah, not with me no... c_c [12:15] 7<<4 Do I get to roll Luck to see if I have some handy? 7>> [12:15] <<3 YES! >> [12:15] roll 1d6 Luck: 2, RAKI SUTA. [12:16] Soelma, Luck: 2, RAKI SUTA.: 3 [1d6=3] [12:16] <<3 6, it works. >> [12:17] 5" One Heinz banana ketchup bottle, right here. " [12:18] 7"Come on! What we need is not ketchup, but a giant mecha!"6 She then takes a deep breath and tries her luck by yelling 7"ROBOOOOOOOOOO!!!" [12:18] << Banpresto fans may get the reference. ;) >> [12:18] "That and i think we should call in the Giant Child Squashing robot" [12:18] <<3 Sachiko, make a will roll. >> [12:18] 7<<4 What's the ketchup for? 7>> [12:19] <<3 ASK HER! >> [12:19] 1d6 will 4 to see if Compatible Kaiser actually comes! [12:19] Sachiko_Kotobuki, will 4 to see if Compatible Kaiser actually comes!: 1 [1d6=1] [12:19] << Ack! >> [12:19] Sachi- the Banpresto people finally deliver that robot model kit you've been wanting. [12:19] * Slynx makes an opposite pose from Sachiko to help! [12:19] <> [12:19] SENTAAAAAAI~ [12:20] <<3 roll em! >> [12:20] roll 1d6 Will: 2 [12:20] Slynx, Will: 2: 4 [1d6=4] [12:20] roll 1d6 Will: 2, I want a dragonmech to come. [12:20] Soelma, Will: 2, I want a dragonmech to come.: 4 [1d6=4] [12:21] (well, I'm heading to bed. this was interesting, and I hope UR decides to do the maid dungeon crawl) [12:21] <<10 hey roleplay that out =P >> [12:21] <<3 Slynx, you got what you want to do. Tell us what kind of robot you got. Same with you Soelma >> [12:21] * DOLEMITE[watching] has quit IRC (Quit: DOLEMITE[watching]) [12:22] 1d6 will 2 for the giant child squashing robot in her secret cave [12:22] HelenKing, will 2 for the giant child squashing robot in her secret cave: 2 [1d6=2] [12:22] <<3 you're the master, you got one. Get in it. >> [12:22] <> [12:23] * HelenKing gets in her giant childsquashing robot. [12:23] <<3 just RP this one out to the max, and just so you know... I have "Libra me from Hell" playing in the background right now. >> [12:24] * Slynx has 5 little snakebots come down from the sky and assume right angles like the Centapede (videogame) and they lock together to form a Voltron Naga-bot [12:24] Form Blazing Scale~! [12:24] And I'll form... the head [12:24] 7<<4 I request a T-Rex meatbot (www.danielsolis.com/meatbot), a tyrannosaurus corpse with a pilot cavity in the center, augmented with bionics. 7>> [12:25] * Sachiko_Kotobuki rips her hairs after seeing everyone gets a mecha and she only gets a toy. [12:25] * Slynx puts the head down near Sachiko and opens the mouth, running outside she says "Come on in, the weapon systems run on love <3 [12:26] 5" I truly believe that the pinnacle of military warfare is a bionically-augmented tyrannosaurus corpse with a pilot cavity in the center. " [12:26] * Sachiko_Kotobuki yays! And jumps into the cockpit. She plays "Koero! Compatikaiser!" in the MP3 player and BURNS IT! [12:27] "It's one of them Yuusha/macross-type things, ~ I'll do the piloting, you use the weapon systems~ <3 [12:27] * Sachiko_Kotobuki nods. 7"Okey dokey! Let's get to blow that thing to smithereens!" [12:28] * Slynx slithers the naga bot at the lolicreature with the intention of immobilizing it with it's coils [12:28] * Sachiko_Kotobuki checks the panels. 7"Now... What weapons does this thing have...? Oh! Spiral Knuckle... Serpent Burst... Fire Scale... Ooooh! Oversnake Sword! This one must be cool!" [12:29] <<10 so if I immobilize it so Sachiko can zot it, does she get a bonus on her roll? or do we combine rolls? >> [12:30] Lolizilla has gotten free of the castle and smiling at all of you. "CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND?!" [12:30] Friends! :D Hugs! :D *goes to hug with coils* [12:30] <<3 I'll roll for Loli, you guys pick one person to roll, then all of you RP the result. The roller is the one who suffers stress. >> [12:31] <<10 I'm just assiting with positioning/immobilization, Sachiko can man the weapons >> [12:31] << *nods* >> [12:31] 7<<4 I'm presumably the melee guy. 7>> [12:32] or do you mean just one between every bot? [12:32] <<10 oops ooc that >> [12:32] 7<<4 But this is all RP anyway, so... 7>> [12:32] <<3 no, just one person on your side. Pick. >> [12:33] <<3 that's gonna be the person who does the "turning point thing" that you always see... >> [12:33] << Someone volunteers? I am willing to do. >> [12:33] <<10 I put my vote to sachiko since we've established nagabot has loveweapons >> [12:34] <<3 the Nagatron does have a love love beam... >> [12:34] << Although I would prefer not to monopolyze the action. :P >> [12:34] << But if people support me... Well, I guess I'll do it. >> [12:34] 7<<4 I suggest we just randomly select our three turn orders. 7>> [12:34] <<3 you can just do one big thing, and everyone else does something cool. >> [12:35] <>> [12:36] 7<<4 Okay, let's do this quick, I have to leave in 25 minutes. 7>> [12:36] <<10 I guess I'll set mine up first >> [12:37] <<3 we're almost done. I'm waiting on you guys. >> [12:38] * Slynx swings the bot in low, snaking expertly through trees and random house-sized clutter to coil affectionately around the lolimonster and hold her securely with the bottom half [12:38] We're best of friends~ <3 [12:39] <<10 someone else's turn to do their thing then =P >> [12:39] 7<<4 Aw, I wanted to do the lockjaw immobilization thing. 7>> [12:39] 7<<4 Wait, don't you have to roll for that? 7>> [12:39] <<10 no only Sachiko's rolling >> [12:40] <<10 me and you are fluff right now >> [12:40] <<10 so fluff whatever you like =P >> [12:40] <<10 oh an Helen does something too >> [12:40] * Soelma rushes her meatbot forward and sinks its teeth into the loli's shoulder, keeping a firm grip without letting go. [12:41] <<3 this isn't exactly what I had in mind, but it works for me. >> [12:41] * Sachiko_Kotobuki looks at lolizilla with eyes of fury. 7"We're NOT your friends! You have destroyed our mansion! You have destroyed our home! But today, with the power of love, WE! WILL! CRUSH YOU!"[...] [12:41] <<10 sorry, I didn't understand properly I guess >> [12:41] * HelenKing pours the ketchup on the lolimonster , to keep it from growing more and start to break down the change. [12:42] Lolizilla lets out a sonic scream that shatters all glass in the tristate area as she's being tied up, having ketchup poured on her, bitten and being yelled it with love. Somewhere, there's a /d/ artist working on this image as we speak... [12:43] <<3 Make your roll! >> [12:43] <<3 Lolizilla will be going on a 4. >> [12:43] 7<<4 That must've been one giant ketchup bottle. 7>> [12:43] <<10 katchup is very prolific stuff >> [12:44] <<3 it grows in size along with the robot! >> [12:44] <<10 goes through DNA like BAM! >> [12:44] <<3 LOL >> [12:44] <<10 you laugh, but I know a guy... =P >> [12:44] <<3 So... ROLL IT NOW!!! >> [12:44] 7<<4 Who's rolling now? 7>> [12:44] <<10 ;) anyway, you said 1d6 favor to boost a roll? >> [12:45] <<10 Sachiko, she's got a 5 right now >> [12:45] <<3 yes. >> [12:45] * Slynx puts her heart and soul behind Sachiko's attack! [12:45] 1d6 [12:45] Slynx, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6] [12:45] ;_; [12:45] 7[...]"RaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAH..."6 Generating preposterous amounts of estrogens (Prestrogens!), Sachiko loads the Lovelove motor of the Nagatron to full drive... 7"Let's go! Double Spiral Knuckle!" 6Nagatron fires two knuckles at it. 7"Serpent BUUUURST!" 6Nagatron fires a large heart-shaped beam, then recovers its knuckles and summons an enormous sword. 7"Overserpent SWOOOOOORD... KAISEEEEER CRUUUUUUSH!!!" 6Nagatron uses the [12:45] <<10 make it worth it :< >> [12:45] 1d6 SLAAAAAAAAAASH!!! [12:45] Sachiko_Kotobuki, SLAAAAAAAAAASH!!!: 6 [1d6=6] [12:45] << YEEEEES!!! >>> [12:46] <<10 that's +1 for my favorboost =P >> [12:46] 1d6 Lolimonster's counter attack 4! [12:46] Usually-Random, Lolimonster's counter attack 4!: 1 [1d6=1] [12:46] <<10 hurr.jpg =P >> [12:47] <<10 1HITKO~ >> [12:47] And with that, the sword slices Lolizilla in half as she EXPLODES, like all small children upon impact as she flails her arms in dispair! [12:48] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! [12:48] 7<<4 Well that was rather anticlimactic. 7>> [12:48] What's left of the burn out shell falls off the mountain, and onto the burbs below... [12:49] 500 car alarms are going off. [12:49] <<10 hey that was a good writeup =P >> [12:49] <<3 I don't care for Last Boss transformations. >> [12:49] << Plus, it is 7 AM almost... >> [12:50] Lolizilla is destroyed... the day is saved... and as for our heroines... [12:50] <<10 sachiko you've been a trooper =P >> [12:50] <> [12:51] <<10 I do wish I didn't burn *6* favor on such a doomblast though ._. >> [12:51] <<3 if you guys want a final scene, you got it and we'll call it a night, and sachi will call it a morning! >> [12:51] << *Blushes* >> [12:52] << Oh, well, let's go for it. >> [12:53] Epilogue time. [12:53] * Slynx coils the nagabot behind the smoking ruin that was the old mansion [12:55] * Slynx slithers tiredly out and wipes sweat away from her forhead [12:55] * Sachiko_Kotobuki sighs. 7"Our home..." [12:55] yes... it's gone ;_; [12:56] 5" ... was it insured? " [12:56] now where will I sneak away with helen to?! :( [12:58] "it is insured." [12:59] 7"Thanks goodness. At least we will be paid for the damage, fo'shizzle." [12:59] 5" As I thought... so are we renting some bitchin' bungalow for now or what? " [12:59] " I think that would be best or try the Summer house." [13:00] 7"We can go to my home in Soul Society until the house is fixed. It is comfy enough... Or we could go to oujo-sama's Summer house, fo'shizzle." [13:00] 5" Where would that be? Santa Anna? Miami? Canadia? " [13:01] 7<<4 I don't care if it's spelled "Canada", "Canadia" just sounds better. 7>> [13:01] "I Believe it is in Santa Anna' [13:02] <<3 Almost gives a legendary feel to it. >> [13:02] well... anyplace is fine as long as it has a soft bed and a door that locks <3 [13:02] 7<<4 Correction: "Santa Ana". 7>> [13:03] * Sachiko_Kotobuki nods. 7"Nice place, yes siree. Shall we get going? We can travel in the Nagabot." [13:03] 5" I don't think the military will let us keep these... will they? " [13:03] all aboard the nagabot! [13:03] MEANWHILE, a mysterious person is watching the scene from off site, mysteriously. "I can't believe it, I unleashed those little monsters, destroy the robots so the military can get through to follow up on my hot tip... and it all falls apart thanks to those MAIDS???!!! CURSE YOU!!! [13:04] phhh the military owes us for saving their lousy jobs :/ [13:04] 5" Well I'm cruising in my meatbot all the way to Santa Ana then! " [13:05] <<3 cue the Megas XLR theme and close to black! >> [13:06] <<10 any favor handouts for that last bit? >> [13:06] * Sachiko_Kotobuki sings. 7"Living here in Jersey, fighting villains from afar... U gotta find first gear, in your GI-ANT-RO-BOT-CAAAAAR~!" [13:07] Helen? you're the master... [13:07] <<2d6>> [13:07] Okay! Everyone get's 3d6. [13:08] 3d6 [13:08] Slynx, 3d6: 12 [3d6=3,6,3] [13:08] roll 3d6 in order, AFTER picking your class. [13:08] Soelma, in order, AFTER picking your class.: 8 [3d6=3,1,4] [13:08] 3d6 MVP Award, baby! [13:08] Sachiko_Kotobuki, MVP Award, baby!: 8 [3d6=3,4,1] [13:08] Very clever. [13:09] Okay everyone! That's it. Whatcha think? [13:09] << 'twas JAWESOME! >> [13:09] * Soelma is now known as Adslahnit [13:10] It's my first net-RPG attempt, so please bare with me. [13:10] SUP TOUHOUFAG [13:10] OH HAY. [13:10] <<10 good! though I think you're a bit soft =P >> [13:10] * HelenKing is now known as owl [13:10] lots a fun [13:10] <<10 but no real complaints =P everyone finds their pace~ >> [13:10] Yeah. I gotta work on that. [13:10] Well, this kind of game is not really my thing, but I can get to cope with this. [13:10] Next time... roll for random events... [13:11] Glad you're at least enjoying yourself. [13:11] This is very different from what I'm used to most of the time.