[04:05] << I'd like all non players to observe as quietly as possible. How about we have our cast introduce themselves? >> [04:06] * Orrin is now known as obs|Orrin [04:07] ((One minute. Almost done with my sheet?)) [04:07] * LawnPygmy is now known as LurkPygmy [04:07] (keep me last, putting my char in wiki) [04:08] http://www.big-metto.net/RP_Wiki/index.php?title=Caitlin [04:08] ((Here we are.)) [04:08] Maid of Heroes, do you have enough Hammers? [04:09] done [04:09] ((Wiki?)) [04:09] ((oooh.)) [04:10] So, introductions. [04:10] * Anonymous487 has joined #Maid-RPG [04:10] * Anonymous487 is now known as Gimbol [04:10] Introductions [04:11] First thought: HENSHIN! [04:11] First i have to ask to teh Random if my background is ok. [04:11] * Mokuren is now known as Nishimuraya_Sayuri [04:11] So [04:12] * LurkPygmy has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [04:12] ::Thumbs up to Della:: [04:12] Those whacky commies apparently liked to do weird scientific experiments, although not as much as the nazis. So, Stalin managed to coerce Baba Yaga into revealing some occult secrets. Curses and blessings. [04:13] Sayuri is a young punk with a goth fetish that has recently been enrolled in the Maid Army, she is a fourteen years old girl who fled from her fa- Er, who is working to make money for her poor family with the consent of her parents and totally NOT their forged signatures [04:13] using those occult sciences the NKVD tried to bless some children with various powers and skills. Misha was one of them, with the power of LUCK (and a special military training focused on intelligence and espionage). [04:15] She has long white hair with black and red méches tied into tsundere twintails with bat clasps, her eyes are dark grey and her complexion is not just pale, she's so pale it isn't healthy. You'd usually call it albino, but there's no HOLY SHIT factor that way [04:15] the facility was later destroyed by the german military in 1944, and Misha fell, in the ensuing chaos, in a stasis cell. (russians knew how to build those - look at lenin) [04:15] she was saved some 60 years later by Master in yet-unexplained circumstances and adopted by him. [04:16] Sayuri seems to... Have a weird attraction from the Master, as if she knew him already, and knew some weird (and sometimes embarassing) details about him. Of course it's just womanly intuition, she totally never seen him before. Really. [04:16] She still hasn't adapted to how much the world has changed and to living a "civilian" life, however. [04:17] << one at a time please. >> [04:18] << two down, two to go. Who else is next? >> [04:18] Finally free of her abusive parents, Caitlin's set out to enter the world going strong. With little but a rosary, a broadsword, and an unbreakable spirit, she sets out to make a living for herself. Born in Ireland as an utter freak of nature, with ears and a tail resembling those of a feline, she was tormented for her condition by her elders, peers, and even her parents. [04:18] * LurkPygmy has joined #Maid-RPG [04:19] As for the rest, she's just the daughter of a poor family that is too much of a moéblob to waste her existence not boasting her maidic qualities in a maid environment. Sort of. [04:19] Agh, sorry [04:20] << short and sweet. Great. >> [04:20] Her parents willingly let her set off, glad to be rid of such a horrible monster. Some time later, she encountered the Master, who found her catlike features somewhat charming and offered her a job as one of his maids. Intrigued by the notion of such a lucrative and beneficial occupation, she readily accepts. [04:21] ((http://www.big-metto.net/RP_Wiki/index.php?title=Nishimuraya_Sayuri%2C_Punk_gothloli_and_Childhood_Friend_of_the_Harem_Lead SHEET GET)) [04:22] << okay, are we done with intros? I'm feeling we're missing someone. >> [04:22] ((Yes, one second.)) [04:25] * Orrin|Yeddim has joined #Maid-RPG [04:26] * obs|Orrin has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [04:26] * LurkPygmy has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [04:27] ((Sorry, organising it.)) [04:27] * Orrin|Yeddim is now known as obs|Orrin [04:29] Yawn... [04:29] Okay, While that's happening, I'll explain the master- Kyle Masters. Kyle's last name wasn't always Masters, and he wasn't always so gawd damn filthy rich. When he did come into his money, and a large corporate empire that came with it, he did the first thing any self respecting anime nerd would do. Buy a mansion and fill it with hot babes, games and enough crazy crap R&D keeps sending him. [04:30] but of course. [04:30] I will say this, he enjoys the "thrill of the chase". [04:31] Why "Kyle"? [04:31] Do you have something against Kyles? [04:32] * Hobbit is now known as Caitlin [04:32] Not as appropriate as say... Mitsuru or Takato. [04:32] Because Melvin didn't sound great when he took up his role as anime super stud. [04:33] Melvin Masters? [04:33] lol. [04:33] Sounds like a cheesy action hero [04:33] No. Masters was also fictious. [04:33] Bingo. [04:33] Travis Touchdown! [04:33] Exactly! [04:33] Harold Saxon [04:33] BIG MCLARGEHUGE! [04:34] 'keeps sending him'... [04:34] sentence looks half-finished [04:34] You're gonna have a better name the second time around, right? [04:35] ((Got it, should I now?)) [04:35] Anyways, the point is there's a 5'5 16 year old, blond haired anime loving perv as your boss. [04:35] And his name is Harold Saxon. [04:35] Harold Saxon? [04:36] The Master. [04:36] Alright. Harold Saxon. [04:36] Harold Saxon? [04:36] Doctor Who reference. Evil villain. You should be ashamed. Carry on. [04:36] Harold Saxon [04:36] I liked Kyle Masters better. [04:36] it cuold be worse, his last name could have been Bates [04:36] He's an otaku and he's willingly putting himself in a cliche that generally gets strung out as long as possible without any actual sex so that the viewers have the tension built up? [04:36] Oh... in that case... Kyle Masters. [04:37] Yes [04:37] I think I already seen a GAINAX anime like this [04:37] I notice a distinct flaw in this logic [04:37] http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1302/623041529_5869559e65.jpg [04:37] << lets continue, shall we? >> [04:37] and are you sure it wasn't a CLAMP manga? [04:37] Ellen is, first off a very eager and active person. With somewhat short cut, cream hair, she presents a bit of a commandeering and boyish personality, although she tries her hardest to be friendly, it can come off... Overbearing. Nonethless, she is a kind person, despite a reluctance to talk about her family. The most that will come out of her is "Yeah, they exist, they're still alive", although the truth is, they suffered a rather [04:37] ((That work?)) [04:37] stuffed a rather- [04:37] It cut off. [04:37] Hey... waddaya got against Doctor Who... [04:38] ((Where did it cut off?)) [04:38] Anyway, I'll have my turn later. Carry on [04:38] stuffed a rather- [04:38] *suffered [04:38] I'm ..yeah. [04:38] rather nasty breakup with her being used somewhat like a tug toy, making her less than fond of them. Ellen's eyes give her the impression of being blind, although this is far from the truth. She dresses in a traditional japanese maid fashion out of some odd preference, and evidently owes the master a favor of some sort. She seems the sort to keep good on her word, so it's not that surprising. Although she's not truly all that skill [04:38] all that skill [04:39] all that skill- [04:39] Cut off again. [04:39] You should use short paragraphs via IRC [04:39] Although she's not truly all that skilled, she doesn't seem to really mind all that much. [04:40] She's not used to IRC. [04:40] Yup [04:40] ((Yeah.)) [04:41] * Dylan16807 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [04:43] ((So, is that everyone?)) [04:43] << Okay, it looks like we're ready to play. >> [04:43] Yes [04:43] yeah [04:43] * Della is now known as Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev [04:44] Russian maid? How... unusual... [04:44] << it's another day in the Master's estate (see what I did there?) and it's morning. What will you do to start the day? >> [04:44] << Edward, please keep the talking to a min. >> [04:45] * Vaeryne is now known as Ellen_DuLac [04:45] * Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev is obviously up by 0500. First thing she does, wake ou any other maid that might be still asleep. [04:45] ((I don't see what you did thar. And yes, as the peanut gallery I should probably shut up now.)) [04:46] OF COURSE Sayuri will (after being waked up by Misha) grab stuff and sneak into master's bedroom with the execuse of waking him up and changing the bedsheets, because she knows him best of course. [04:46] ((Ah, also, picked out the pet: A turkish angora kitten.)) [04:46] << Awesome.. go ahead and role play this! >> [04:46] Ok [04:47] * Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev grabs Misha by the neck of her uniform as she scuttles away. "Where are you going, comrade Nishimuraya?" She asks with an inquisitive tone. [04:47] err [04:47] *grabs Nishi [04:47] "Ughhh..." Caitlin rubs here eyes and looks about the room. After dressing herself groggily into her uniform, she heads down tot he kitchen and begins to prepare breakfast. [04:48] "I... I'm going to serve the master on his wake?", she answers with a smile. Damn communist maid, waking her up at 5 a.m. isn't enough? [04:48] ((*her. Sorry.)) [04:48] * Ellen_DuLac blearily blinks her eyes as she wakes up, and spends a good minute or so staring at the cieling blankly as she just wakes up, before suddenly sitting up with a start. "Ah! Good morning!" She says cheerily. [04:49] * Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev pats Sayuri on her shoulder and smiles. It is most certainly NOT a friendly nor a reassuring smile. "Comrade Nishimuraya, I DO hope you won't be doing anything... unbecoming as usual." She says, letting her go. [04:50] As you go into Kyle's master bedroom suite, you're overcome by the stench of pizzas, a open jar of mayonase and the silent hiss of a flat screen tv the size of most standard garage doors. Kyle is there, out like a light wearing boxers and a old t-shirt with a 720 controller in his hand. [04:50] (the flat screen is displaying nothing but snow right now.) [04:50] He turns her head slowly. "Good morning, comrade DuLac. I believe Caitlin was on breakfast duty today?" She wonders, looking at the calendar on the wall. [04:50] *she [04:51] "Stupid communist", she mutters before entering the master's suite, "Comrade this, comrade that, just let me serve my noble-" [04:51] << dramatic pause. >> [04:52] And then she enters, notices the situation and decides she's going to need a lot more than just a pair of clean blankets to fix this shit. Oh well, she sighs and comes in anyways, "Good morning master", she says trying to hold her breath as much as possible, "It's morning", and heads to the windows to let the SUN in [04:54] * Caitlin then realizes precisely how early it is. "My, it's only 5 o'clock." Being in too productive a mood to idle, she decides to do something special, though not too extravagant. It was just any other day, after all. [04:54] "That's quite possible!" Quite clearly a morning person, Ellen stretches her arms before standing up out of bed. "Oh! Good morning to you too!" She bends down, to a small basken with a blanket and a fluffy, white, thing inside. Commonly refered to as a kitten. [04:54] As far as had been said, Ellen doesn't seem to have a specific name for the cat except for "Kitten", and even that is tenative, interchangable with incomprehensible baby talk. Poor cat. [04:54] * Nishimuraya_Sayuri pulls tapestries... Opens windows to try let the stench out, as far as possible [04:54] ::He still remains comatose, and lets out a loud snore.:: [04:55] * Dylan16807 has joined #Maid-RPG [04:55] She bustles around the kitchen, gathering various cheeses, some onions, eggs, batter, and of course salt and butter. [04:55] "Well then, let's go and meet her. Comrade Nishimuraya has gone to wake up the master." She says, inviting Ellen to follow her towards the dining room, not after having one last, dignified eyeful of the cute kitten. [04:56] Noticing not even her ally Sunlight has managed to cut a breach into his sleep, Sayuri sighs and temporarily drops the clean bedsheets on the probably still untouched bed. "Master", she repeats, snatching the remote out of his hand and turning off the TV, "Master, do you copy? Master, it's morning" [04:56] Misha doesn't like kittens. Not at all. If you suggest otherwise, it's the firing squad for you. [04:56] * vega7285 has joined #Maid-RPG [04:57] Changing quickly into uniform, Ellen whistles rather cheerfully. "Don't worry, I'll bring something back, fwuffy snuggum fwuggum snookums..." About 3 minutes later, Ellen heads downstairs as suggested. [04:58] ((Err, to the dining room.)) [04:59] This said, when she reaches the dining room (with Ellen lagging behing, wasting time because of this stupid kitten. Stupid cat, with its stupid fluffy adorableness and all...), Misha finds the breakfast ready, and Caitlin nowhere to be seen. But some kind of activity can be heard coming from the kitchen. "Comrade Caitlin?" She asks, sitting down at the maid's table. [05:00] << Sayuri... get me a roll on how she'll be waking him up. >> [05:00] (A roll of what? Do I stunt it?) [05:01] << whatever attribute you feel is appropriate to wake up Kyle from his video game laden coma. >> [05:01] First, she starts with the batter and yeast, apparently ready to bake something. As she's mixing, her ears perk up as she is called. Turning with a somewhat forced smile towards Misha, she speaks "Aye, lass?" [05:02] "Come on Master, it's morning", she pleads, prodding him with a hand, "The other maids will be sad if you don't have the breakfast they prepared with all their heart and care. Maaaasteeeer? Are you even here?" [05:02] 1d6 AFFECTION YEAH [05:02] Nishimuraya_Sayuri, AFFECTION YEAH: 2 [1d6=2] [05:02] << do you wake him up with a ballbat? (athletics) Lightly and sweetly get him awake by making sweet noises at him? >> [05:02] (Does this work?) [05:02] "Ah, it was you. Good, good." She nods to herself, satisfied that the other maids are as earnest as she expects them to be. "Is breakfast ready?" [05:03] (Misha obviously thinks she's the "Head Maid", and there is little that would persuade her otherwise) [05:03] ::He begins to wake up:: What? ::His sleepy eyes look at Sayuri.:: Is it time for the midnight snack, Saiyuri? [05:04] ::He let out a yawn:: [05:04] "You are eight hours late for that, Master, but I promise this midnight snack will be worth the skip", she smiles as if she isn't even the slightest bit angry about his behavior, "Breakfast is ready downstairs, master" [05:06] "Well, I just stared, but it'd shoul'nae take long at all," she speaks hastily while shaping whatever she had mixed into croissant shapes and placing them on baking pans. [05:07] ::He begins to trod down slowly like a zombie in his boxers and his shirt.:: Alright... [05:07] "W-WAAAAIT! MASTER! NOT LIKE THAT!", and she jumps like a rugby player to tackle the master before he puts himself in a (more) embarassing situation. [05:08] "Excellent." She says, waiting patiently for Caitlin to finish her... well... whatever she is doing. [05:08] "Hmm, let's see..." Ellen seems to count something in midair. "What hasn't been dusted? There's always somewhere not dusted. Always." [05:08] << Caitlin, go for a skill roll to see how good you did, unless you think there's a better attribute to make breakfast with. >> [05:09] << Sayuri, gimme an athletics check. >> [05:09] She then places..yaddayaddayadda. As Caitlin's player suck at cooking, I'm going to summarize and she's trying to make omelet-filled croissants [05:09] 1d6 ATHLETICS [05:09] Nishimuraya_Sayuri, ATHLETICS: 1 [1d6=1] [05:10] I think I just hit the wall. Facefirst [05:10] 1d6 cookan skillz [05:10] Caitlin, cookan skillz: 1 [1d6=1] [05:10] BURN, BABY BURN! [05:11] * Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev starts frowning as the smoke, noise and smell coming out of the kitchen becomes less and less convincing by the minute. "...Comrade Caitlin? Is something wrong?" [05:11] * Dylan16807 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [05:12] "Hmm, perhaps the parlor? Yes! It's always good to check!" Ever forward, Ellen heads to the Parlor, arming herself with a duster, finding some way to busy herself. Probably a good thing. [05:12] ::Actually, Sayuri does tackle Kyle, but not before she trips and then grab his ankles, causing him to look over his shoulder before he spins around and knocks his head on the ground, he's out. Again:: [05:12] * Dylan16807 has joined #Maid-RPG [05:13] ::The food is pretty much... well done. A little too well done. Might be a good idea to replace that food before the master comes in.:: [05:13] When she looks up, the first thing Sayuri sees are Master's delicious boxers. The second thing she sees is that he's out again, and then he sighs. "Not again...". [05:13] * Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev stands up from the chair, looking distressed. "What do you mean replace? If it needs replacing it's not well done!" She protests. [05:14] ((Hurray for Fourthwall!)) [05:14] << no kidding. >> [05:14] ack [05:14] sorry [05:14] i thought it was her speaking [05:14] She then decides to drag him back in the room, then stops, gets a better idea, and takes the Master up to carry him in the bathroom, "Water! Water will wake him up! And he does need a shower, anyways..." [05:14] ignore what i said [05:15] ((Or don't. Breaking the fourth wall is funny. Shutting up now)) [05:16] "Bloody hell, nya!" Caitlin scurries around, grabbing some sausage, a little bit more cheese and eggs. With how much the master sleeps, she figures she could make a quick, though simply satisfying omelet before he could notice. [05:16] * Ellen_DuLac busies herself, dusting the parlor in an attempt at meticulous cleaning, and moving onto the greeting room, attempting to take her war against dust bunnies across the house in the meantime. [05:17] * Elias-gym is now known as Elias [05:17] ::Ellen soon hears the doorbell ringing:: [05:18] * Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev is still sitting down at the maid's table, half-turning her head towards the distant noise of the doorbell ringing. "I wonder who that is..." [05:18] << So An unconscious kyle is soon dragged into the bathroom. How will Sayuri fix this? >> [05:19] meh. nobody texted me or something. >_> ) [05:19] * Nishimuraya_Sayuri will first fill the bathtub, then will take a deep breath and use her "Take Master's boxers away without looking and toss him in the bathtub" combo and THEN she'll rush out of the room hoping to pretend she's always been out before he wakes up [05:20] << so what roll should that be? Skill? Cunning? Affection? >> [05:20] * Ellen_DuLac rushes eagerly to the door to answer it, "Who is it?" She calls, peering out through the eyehole. [05:21] Mh [05:21] Maybe Luck? [05:21] That or Cunning [05:21] Anyhow I'm rolling [05:21] ::It's the UPS guy, and he has a huge wooden box behind him:: "UPS! We got a delivery for a Mr. Masters?" [05:21] 1d6 MASTERPLAN [05:21] Nishimuraya_Sayuri, MASTERPLAN: 1 [1d6=1] [05:21] My dice is cursed [05:22] 1d6 [05:22] UsuallyRandom, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3] [05:24] "Oh. Ah, yes." Ellen opens the door quickly. "This would be the correct estate." [05:24] * Arcade_Bumstead has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [05:24] ::He begins to wake up as she dumped him in the water, and looked at her in a groggy state:: Wha? Where am I? Oh... Sayuri, gonna hop in with me? ::He looked at her with a sly smile, as much as possible while still in his stupor:: [05:25] * Parasitologist has left #Maid-RPG [05:26] * Caitlin continues cooking the omelet, dicing up the cheese and mixxing it with the eggs as they cook. [05:26] (SAW IT!) [05:26] Misha quietly stands up from the table and walks to the nearby phone, without haste, She pulls up the receiver, presses a strange combination of buttons, and says calmly, in a steel-cold tone made even scarier by her light russian accent: "I warned you, comrade Nishimuraya." Her hardened killer's voice is relayed in Master's bedroom through a hidden speaker. [05:26] She stops for a moment while she realizes that, first of all, her plan has miserably failed. Secondly, Master is inviting her and she's kind of going to jump in but, thirdly, the other maids would totally kill her if he doesn't come soon, "Ah... I'm sorry master, but I m-" [05:26] "Present yourself for punishment in the courtyard today at 1330." She adds. Then, she puts down the receiver and walks back to the table as if nothing had happened. [05:27] ((Ururururu, hidden cameras?)) [05:27] (SHE IS EVERYWHERE SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING) [05:27] << Misha's power is that she can see stuff as it happens or later. >> [05:27] So then, Sayuri freezes, and sweatdrop start coming down her forehead as if it's the damn Niagara falls. "Er... Will you be down soon for breakfast, Master? The other maids are waiting for you" [05:27] She then then checks on sausages, hoping not to screw up her makshift Plan B. [05:28] * Irina has joined #Maid-RPG [05:28] (it's an overpowered power in a maid RPG. it's like a D&D character being able to cast Stop Time at will) [05:28] * Irina is now known as Arcade_Bumstead [05:28] Sure, as soon as you scrub my back after hopping in! ::He gave her a wink:: [05:29] ((this would be a great time for using affection.)) [05:29] * Dylan16807 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [05:30] * Dylan16807 has joined #Maid-RPG [05:30] The UPS guy nods "well then, can you sign for this package?" [05:30] She stops, and then shrugs, "Well, I can't wet my uniform master, but I certainly have your health in the first place of my personal care", she then boasts as if confidence came back to her. She then picked a sponge and placed herself behind Master, "Sit upright, Master", she says before gleefully scrubbing his back. If she's going to die after lunch SHE'S GOING TO DIE HAPPY [05:31] (tis would be a great time to remember that if you pull the line too much, you'll only have until 1:30 PM to live before being turned into a pincushion of bayonets) [05:31] << go for that affection check please. >> [05:31] 1d6 My Last Affection Roll [05:31] Nishimuraya_Sayuri, My Last Affection Roll: 2 [1d6=2] [05:31] Eeeeeh what the hell [05:31] At least it's x3 [05:31] 1d6 [05:31] UsuallyRandom, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1] [05:32] Well, alright. I love your uniform anyways... ::He obligies and lets her scrub his back:: [05:32] "Indeed!" Ellen smiles, looking at the clipboard, trying somewhat curiously to see if the contents of the box are listed within before she pens down a name. [05:33] << Sayuri, gain 2d6 favor, Misha gain 1d6 favor. >> [05:33] "Oh... Thank you master, I always hoped it was of your liking", and she gladly blushes. After all, it might be the last day of her life [05:33] 2d6 FAVOR YEAH [05:33] Nishimuraya_Sayuri, FAVOR YEAH: 5 [2d6=4,1] [05:33] * Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev fiddles with her fingers while looking at the large wall clock in the dining room. and through it, at what is reflected on the corridor's mirror behind her back. Which in turn revlects the reflection of the seventh window in front of the stairs that... well. Just as planned. A small vein begins to pulse and throb on her forehead. [05:35] * Caitlin continues to over see the cooking. It's a larger job than it often seems to be, especially considering she was racing against the clock. [05:35] At the front door, The contents of the package seems to be all blacklisted. There's no reciept. [05:36] << go ahead and make a skill... or maybe a luck/will check for the food, Caitlin. >> [05:36] "...that indecent maid." she grumbles, standing up and pulling out from behind a cupboard a large folded sheet of cardboard. She begins to fold and bend it until she makes out of it a large cardboard box with a mandarin orange drawn on its side. She kneels on the ground and pulls the box over her, then scuttles out of the room. [05:36] ((I'll go with will.)) [05:36] "...I'm going to get her." [05:37] << Everyone, feel free to use whatever attribute you think is appropriate for a situtation. Just explain it enough so it makes sense. >> [05:37] ((Has anything like this happened before?)) [05:37] << Misha, go ahead and roll your 1d6 favor. >> [05:37] << Has what happened like what? >> [05:37] (this is favor?) [05:38] ((A package like this.)) [05:38] (i thought favor wasn't rolled like a stat but just used as points) [05:38] << Oh, yes... plenty of times. >> [05:38] * Caitlin grits her teeth as she looks at the clock. She had very little time to finish this, but she couldn't allow herself to ask others for help. This was her duty. Not only would surrendering make her the laughing stock of the mansion, but it would feel like a personal failure. [05:38] For the sake of her good name, this had to work. [05:38] << Favor is earned by rolling a die. you get that amount. >> [05:38] 1d6 COOKING WITH SHEER WILLPOWER [05:38] Caitlin, COOKING WITH SHEER WILLPOWER: 5 [1d6=5] [05:39] (i earn 1d6 favor?) [05:39] 1d6 [05:39] Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2] [05:39] << yes. >> [05:39] << and you get 2 favor points like that. >> [05:39] (got it) [05:40] Ellen writes her name down quickly with a sigh. Curses, foiled again. After all, curiousity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought him back. She moves the crate inside, post haste. [05:40] << Caitlin, what's your will? >> [05:40] 4 [05:40] ((Roll Athletics to move it in?)) [05:40] * Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev scuttles silently, unseen (mostly because there is no one else around) across the mansion, up the stairs, until she reaches the Master's bedroom. She then stealthily tiptoes inside. [05:40] << Sure. >> [05:40] roll 1d6 Athletics 4 [05:40] Ellen_DuLac, Athletics 4: 2 [1d6=2] [05:41] (is this Cunning?) [05:41] You easily get it in the front door. [05:41] and past the front door... and without smashing anything. [05:42] << Yes, it is Cunning. >> [05:42] (http://i34.tinypic.com/2505ys5.png Jeanstealer drew me!) [05:42] 1d6 TACTICAL CARDBOARD ACTION MEIDO with cunning 3 [05:42] Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev, TACTICAL CARDBOARD ACTION MEIDO with cunning 3: 2 [1d6=2] [05:42] * Ellen_DuLac proceeds to close the door, and sweep the threshold briefly after the UPS workers leave, before heading up to see if she can find Mr. Masters. [05:43] (we're all rolling terribly low) [05:43] ((I rolled a 5 with my highest stat.)) [05:43] 1d6 BREAKING CURSE [05:43] ((I'm happy.)) [05:43] LinaInverse, BREAKING CURSE: 2 [1d6=2] [05:43] ((I'm actually happing even if I'm screwing everything up)) [05:44] "Ah!", she suddenly remembers that they're supposed to eat breakfast instead of having oh so much fun while oh so alone together in the bathroom... "Master, you should get ready and go downstairs for breakfast" [05:45] "Yeah yeah"... He begins to get out of the suds. [05:45] << I think this is a perfect time for Elen to come in, right? >> [05:46] * Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev tires to disappear in an inconspicuous corner of the room, waiting for the master to leave before Sayuri... [05:46] << Caitlin, you did a great job- a 20 on your roll to make food, so describe what you've superhumanly prepared! >> [05:47] ((One second.)) [05:47] (( Someone put that picture of Misha on the 4chan thread with her stats! )) [05:47] (really?) [05:47] Actually, Sayuri kind of panics as he's leaving the tub, "AAaaaah! Master, wait! I-I'll wait you outside!" and hurries to the door without looking back, "I-I'll get you a change of clothes!" [05:47] ((No, I'm asking people to do that. )) [05:48] (ah. will do.) [05:48] And opens the door, hurrily leaving and slamming it behind herself, letting out a deep sigh. "... Damn you, adorable pervert. You're going too fast", she mutters. [05:48] * Ellen_DuLac , upon hearing splashing from the nearby bathroom, proceeds to the door, attempting to open it just a slight bit; after all, it wouldn't do if he couldn't hear her, right. "Master! A package has arrived at the front door, and is awaiting your inspection in the lobby-" [05:48] Sayuri is surprised to find a box of mandarin oranges lying in her way. [05:48] ... Assuming she doesn't bang her head against Ellen's as she leaves running [05:49] ((Should take Ellen more time to get up there.)) [05:50] << looks like Misha is going to need to make a contested check of her cunning with an attribute of Sayuri's choosing. >> [05:50] (Hoo boy, I just woke up. Seems like you're still continuing on with the initial game.) [05:51] Sayuri sighs, then starts walking down the hall to get back in the master's room. "Clothes, clothes... I'll have to put some clothes on that boy before I do something (more) stupid". [05:51] (I can't pay attention to you over the sound of how lovestruck I am lalala ROLLING LUCK) [05:51] 1d6 LUCK FOR THE LUCK GOD [05:51] ok [05:51] Nishimuraya_Sayuri, LUCK FOR THE LUCK GOD: 2 [1d6=2] [05:51] 1d6 cunning 3 [05:51] Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev, cunning 3: 2 [1d6=2] [05:51] You win [05:53] She doesn't know how she did it, but the makeshift omelet was superior to her original croissant idea. The eggs bore a perfectly fluffy texture and all four types of cheeses melded beautifully to shock one's taste buds alive. The sausage was juicy, juicier than breakfast sausage should be, but it was a pleasant innovation. It seems as thought Caitlin literally poured her soul into this meal. [05:53] As Sayuri turns around, she finds out that something is holding her by the neck of her uniform. Or rather, someone. "NIIIII-SHIIII-MUUUU-RAAAA-YAAAAAAAA!!!!" It sounds like the andry growl of a t-rex who learned to speak japanese with a russian accent, but it's actually Misha, Sayuri in one hand, bayonet in the other, fire in her eyes. [05:53] * scribblefag_theeverlurking has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [05:54] *angry [05:54] She begins to put her cooking onto several plates, one being significantly larger and holding more than the others. [05:54] << Misha wins. Sayuri takes 2 stress. Misha can also pretty much do what she wants to poor Saiyuri for the next round. >> [05:55] "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!", wait, what's this? Wasn't she allowed to live until 1330? WHAT HAPPEN? "WAIT! WAAAAIT! IT'S NOT HOW IT LOOKED LIKE!" [05:55] "NEVERMIND 1330, YOU TRAITOR TO THE MOTHERLAND. PACH YOUR HEAVY CLOTHES, BECAUSE IT'S TO THE SIBERIAN GULAGS FOR YOU!!" [05:57] ::Kyle walked in with a towel around him and before he could grab some jeans and a tee shirt, began to watch this weird deleted scene from Stalag 17 "Rowr. This is hot. Where is my video camera?" [05:57] ::He sat down, just watching the 'interogation':: [05:57] "EeEEeeeEEeEeeh? W-WaiT!", she tries to plead, thought knowing it's kind of hopeless, "I-I'm too young to die! I don't even know where Siberia is! I'll lose my way!" [05:57] She then brings the plate out to the master's usual eating place. [05:58] As for the maids, they would need to wait for the master to be seated first. [05:58] << Sayuri, go ahead and make an affection check. If Misha wants to continue being evil, she'll need to oppose that. >> [05:58] * Ruler has joined #Maid-RPG [05:58] 1d6 PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME (well, if it's in front of the master, thought...) [05:58] Nishimuraya_Sayuri, PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME (well, if it's in front of the master, thought...): 6 [1d6=6] [05:58] HOLY SHIT [05:59] * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as RichterBelmont [05:59] ((Does Ellen deliver her message?)) [05:59] 18 total [05:59] (The Dice know the rating level around here.) [06:00] Misha is oblivious to her Master's interest as she verbally abuses Sayuri some more with countless ridiculous threats and ends with a torrent of curses in russian, while waving a bayonet in front of her menacingly. But, in the end, she just lets her go with a kick in her behind, sending her down the stairs. "Back to work, you unproductive traitor." She hisses, finally calming down and putting away the bayonet. [06:01] << Oh yeah, he's just really occupied by seeing sexy maids beg and kill each other. >> [06:01] * scribblefag_theeverlurking has joined #Maid-RPG [06:01] * RichterBelmont has quit IRC (Excess Flood) [06:01] And thus Sayuri ends up face on the floor, at the ground floor, sobbing but kind of glad her life is still in her hands. For now. "... What did I do to deserve this?" [06:02] "Ah. Master. Did you hear me?" She replies, rather deflated by what just happened after the whole squabble, probably still shunted off attention wise. [06:02] 1d4 [06:02] << oh crap. >> [06:02] << we lost our dice bot. >> [06:02] (Don't worry, it will be back in about 5 minutes.) [06:02] * DiceMaid-9001 has joined #Maid-RPG [06:03] (Or LL is at home, so he can reconnect her, continue on.) [06:03] Kyle looks at Ellen. Thanks. Just have it sent to my game room. Do you know what is? [06:04] * Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev then turns around, realizing the presence of the Master. "Ah, comrade Master." She says, jumping at attention and saluting. "Good morning. Breakfast should be ready downstairs." [06:05] (what's a Kappougi?) [06:05] ((Japanese maid outfit.)) [06:05] "I do believe I do," Ellen bows, and as she walks away; "Yes, I think I do... Right?" [06:05] ((Why do you know that?)) [06:05] * UsuallyRandom changes topic to 'Full game will be done by 4. Next Game tomorrow at 3pm PST' [06:05] ((http://aldeayeah.googlepages.com/tsukihime_mahirunotsuki-p1.jpg/tsukihime_mahirunotsuki-p1-full.jpg This with an apron over it.)) [06:05] ((Think Kohaku from Tsukihime. She wears one.)) [06:05] ((Or this http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e0/Kohaku-sama.jpg/250px-Kohaku-sama.jpg)) [06:06] ((No game after this?)) [06:06] ((Oh. Guize. You might want LL to use his IRCop hax to op UsuallyRandom, and then register the channel.)) [06:06] ((Because right now...)) [06:06] (got it) [06:07] ((Okay everyone I'm not sure about being able to run another game after this.)) [06:07] * LinaInverse has left #Maid-RPG [06:07] * Ellen_DuLac heads back down, and attempts to move the box, to the best of her abilities, the game room. As she remembers it. [06:07] (( ;_; )) [06:07] ((Lifting skills, go!)) [06:07] (( Sorry, but tomorrow, we'll be able to play if 3pm PST can work for everyone? )) [06:07] roll 1d6 Athletics 4. [06:07] Ellen_DuLac, Athletics 4.: 2 [1d6=2] [06:08] ((i'll be there)) [06:08] ((I believe so.)) [06:08] Hm, tomorrow, 3 PM PST? [06:08] I can make that time. [06:08] (i might be available, but not for very long) [06:08] << Things came up,and so I'll be able to finish this up by 4, but there's no chance I'll run a game proper before.)) >> [06:09] (http://zip.4chan.org/tg/res/2267284.html) [06:10] what do you mean exactly by "finish this up by 4" [06:10] The box is easily moved, even if there seems to be lots of things inside. [06:11] * Seven has joined #Maid-RPG [06:11] << Meaning it's 3:11 PST now. So around 4 I want to wrap things up. We'll do a new game tomorrow. >> [06:11] (ah, got it) [06:11] ((I guess tommorrow at three works. Wait, your three or my three?)) [06:12] Pacific. [06:12] * Caitlin points at topic. [06:12] So it's about 21:00 GMT [06:12] << my 3. That's your 6 if you're EST >> [06:12] * Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev escorts the Master downstairs, to the dining room. "Is breakfast ready, comrade Caitlin?" She asks. [06:12] ((Well bollocks. How long would it go to?)) [06:12] ((Random lurker who showed up late, but I can probably join in then.)) [06:13] "Yes, it's already at his table. It'll be at for you all as soon as he's seated," she looks nervously at the clock. She was hungry, but she had to wait like the others. [06:13] By the way, there's a weekend game for this too, right? [06:13] Sunday at 2, supposedly. [06:13] << yes >> [06:14] << it looks like I won't be playing my usual game tomorrow, so as long as it takes. >> [06:14] * Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev invites the Master to sit down, and then reaches the other maids at their separate table. [06:15] Kyle sits down, fully dressed and then takes a bite of the food... OH LEE CRAP! [06:15] * Gimbol has quit IRC (Quit: Gimbol) [06:15] ((As long as it takes? Bollocks again)) [06:15] * Seven has quit IRC (Quit: ) [06:15] He loves every bit of it, and smiles. "Who made this?" [06:16] "Today was Caitlin's turn, Master." [06:17] "I did, sah," she blushes while bringing out a few of the maid's plates, seeing that he's clearly impressed. [06:17] Nice job Caitlin! No tufts of fur in the food this time... it's fantastic! [06:18] << Caitlin, gain 3d6 favor. Saiyuri gains 2d6, Same as Misha. Ellen gets 1d6 favor >> [06:18] 3d6 [06:18] Caitlin, 3d6: 11 [3d6=5,4,2] [06:18] 2d6 FAVOR YEAH [06:18] Nishimuraya_Sayuri, FAVOR YEAH: 10 [2d6=4,6] [06:18] roll 1d6 [06:18] Ellen_DuLac, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3] [06:18] 2d6 [06:18] Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev, 2d6: 7 [2d6=2,5] [06:19] ((Now would be a perfect time to spend these on random events.)) [06:19] (True) [06:19] Caitlin continues to bring out the plates, her own being last. [06:19] (I'm spending one) [06:19] (It's 1d6 favor, right?) [06:19] ((I need go AFK for a quick bit.)) [06:19] (my priority is spending 10 to get at least Athletics 1.) [06:19] (so i'll be doing that, if i can) [06:20] << Right. So just roll 1d6 and subtract that from your favor. >> [06:20] 1d6 Losing favor [06:20] Nishimuraya_Sayuri, Losing favor: 1 [1d6=1] [06:20] Lol [06:20] Now I got a clean 20, at least [06:20] << a good roll this time. >> [06:20] << now roll 2d6 for the random event. >> [06:21] 2d6 Random Event [06:21] Nishimuraya_Sayuri, Random Event: 9 [2d6=5,4] [06:21] (you got 20 favor? lol) [06:21] (can i spend 10 favor to get athletics 1?) [06:22] << Okay Saiyuri... says here a "Demon was unsealed". Explain to us how this happens. >> [06:22] ((OPEN THE BOX.)) [06:22] (...WHAT) [06:22] Yes [06:23] << go ahead and role play it. Tell us this of the demon that became unsealed. >> [06:23] After finishing breakfast, Sayuri stands up and sighs, "I'm going to clean master's room", she announces before going back upstairs. She won't be trying anything this time, really. Also because master is kind of downstairs at the time. [06:24] And so she goes, returning in the room and the worse than absolutely pathetic condition it was in. She sighs again, crossing her arms, "This is going to take all day...", she considers, and looks around, until... Wait, was that box there when she first came in? [06:24] Nonetheless, Misha glares at her, HARD, as she starts the cleanong-up of the dining room. [06:24] Ellen aids Misha, gathering up the dishes to wash them. "So, long morning, hmm?" She tries to start, conversationally. [06:25] Since the answer was obviously No It Wasn't, Sayuri goes to check its contents, since wasting time doing stupid and unnecessary things with other people's valuable property is better than cleaning that living spawn room of Nurgle [06:25] Misha seems... less than calm. "Yes. Too long, for some shameless maids." She grumbles. [06:26] "Mh? What's this?", she says as she opens the box and leans inside, "Looks like some sort of gaming console... What the hell? Another one?", she frowns, "Master... You should really go outside, talk to people, listen to Advice Dog..." [06:26] !dm9001 join #maidrpgooc [06:26] Ruler, sure thing, boss! Joining channel #maidrpgooc! [06:27] She takes the console out, or at least some of the parts, looking kind of puzzled, "Uh... I can't even tell where these pieces are supposed to go, am I not n33t enough for master? Ah!". [06:28] Then, the sound of something hitting the ground. "Oh, it fell off", and she bends to check what it is, "... A game cartridge? Just how old is this?" [06:28] "Umm. I see..." Ellen scrubs the dishes, attempting not to break one this time. For sure! "So... What happened this time?" Better to ask and make sure things didn't blow up later. [06:28] She tries to examine it to check if it works, then sighs, "Well, I'll have to try it out, I guess... I wonder where these wires go..." [06:29] So, after half an hour of PLUG GOES WHERE?, Sayuri somehow kind of manages to put up a weird gaming console with just too many wires for this to make sense. Puzzled but sure the Master knows what he's doing, she turns the power on. [06:29] "It's Nishimuraya." grumbles Misha. "She was molesting the Master in the bath-tub, despite my repeated warnings. That shameless girl is a source of trouble." [06:30] << everyone, we got an OOC channel now, so people can heckle and make comments. Maid-rpgooc >> [06:30] "Uh? What's these lame-ass graphics? I wonder what the fuss is all abo-" [06:30] She looks around, scanning the area. Apparently, she has left the dining room. "...And i wouldn't be surprised if she were busying herself with bringing about MORE trouble right now." [06:30] And then, the room goes **BOOM** [06:31] * Jeanstealer has joined #Maid-RPG [06:32] As in, literally, with lots of HEAVY smoke coming out of the windows, leaving a Sayuri coughing on the floor. "W-what the hell just happened?" [06:32] At the same time, Misha's ahoge springs up, standing erect and emitting a radar-y *blip blip* noise. "... wait, what...?!" [06:32] And out of the heavy smoke, like in some cheezy DBZ fight, a figure emerges... It looks human, but long, curved horns and bat wings and a slender tail betray a nature that has nothing of human... [06:33] ... Especially the HUGE BOOBS, barely "covered" in an extremely skimpy outfit that wouldn't fit on ANYONE except the most trite of the fantasy villainesses, "Free! I'm Free! FINALLY FREEEE -TIMA!!!!" [06:34] * OperServ sets mode: +o Ruler [06:34] Then, her face grows more and more pissed off in a matter of seconds. She runs to a book-case nearby, and presses a hidden button. A portion of the wall slides open and flips showing a small LCD monitor connected with the hidden camera in the Master's quarters. [06:34] * Ruler sets mode: +o UsuallyRandom [06:34] Ellen, quite calmly, wipes off the dishes with a proper towel. "Don't be so pessimistic! I mean, she has to do something-" Before turning around. "Oh wow." [06:36] * pandementia has joined #Maid-RPG [06:36] "...By Stalin's Handlebars, what is that?!" She mutters in a low, worried voice. She reaches under her skirt, pulling out three large sheathed military knives. "PROTECT THE MASTER!" She screams, gesturing towards him and calling to the distant Caitlin. "ENEMIES IN THE BASE!" [06:37] * Ruler sets mode: -o Ruler [06:37] The demon screams as it begins its rampage "Who freed me from my thousand year prison?" [06:37] * Ellen_DuLac nods and bolts quickly to the stairs, taking long strides up as she heads up to the room on command, throwing the door open. "This room is a horrible mess! It needs cleaning or it could get someone sick!" [06:38] * elohim has joined #Maid-RPG [06:38] * Arcade_Bumstead has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [06:38] "... Holy shit this is awesome!", Sayuri continues, most expectedly, but then she realizes the villainess is OUT of the TV, and actually IN THE SAME ROOM as she is. "... Oh, what? Who, me? Did I free you from a... What?". She's clearly too confused to react properly [06:38] "What's the commie lass on about, now?" she mutters in frustration as she gets up, trying to find wherever Misha had set off to. Along the way, she grabs her sword, which had been hanging on the wall as ornament. [06:39] "THAT'S NOT THE MAIN PROBLEM!!" Misha wunces as the LCD monitor suddenly goes static, a look of horror on her face. "DEMON SAPPING MY SENTRIES!" [06:39] *winces [06:39] Meanwhile Kyle was sitting in the living room. "I hope people aren't playing with my game systems without inviting me..." He let out a sigh and headed back up to his room. [06:40] She spins around. "Caitlin! A demon in the Master's bedroom! A GERMAN demon, no doubt! Damn Thule society!" [06:40] * Marca has joined #Maid-RPG [06:41] She raises her fist to the heavens. "Curse you, Doktor Shustenberg! I'll get you for this!!" [06:41] The demon roared once more. "Thank you my dear... what shall I offer you in return?" [06:41] * Anonymous375 has joined #Maid-RPG [06:41] "A demon?" her ears perk up as she nears the room. She dashes in, sword ready, eyeing the fiend. [06:42] Sayuri crawled back towards the door until... Offer in return? "Offer in return?", she actually asks, blinking. Well, wait, maybe it's not as bad as it looks, "You mean... You're granting me a wish? Like a genie? That kind of stuff?" [06:42] Ellen, upon bursting in, eyes the dempon. "Pardon me but that is completely unacceptable clothing; you could catch a cold." [06:42] (Demon*) [06:42] "Secure room 101, I'll protect the Master!" She screams, making up a cool military-ish sounding name for the Master's room on the spot as she dashes to the living room. [06:45] Opening the door right after Ellen, Kyle barges into his own room. "Alright, who the hell is touching my games and why hasn't anyone in..." He paused for a moment before staring at the demon woman. "Is it my birthday today? Did you guys hire this lady... she looks impressive!" [06:45] Unpon arriving, she is dismayed by his absence. "No! Comrade Master went M.I.A.! Supreme Command will have my head if we lose him!" She screams desperately, losing her grip on reality and reverting back to a confused recollection of her WWII days as she draws her knives. "Hands down Comrade Master, Waffen SS! Today, in the cold, wind-swept valleys of Ukraina, you have met your match!" She runs off in a completely ra [06:47] "Ah! M-master, this is... Well", she looks at the demon, then at master, then at the demon... She's kind of jealous of Master's attention for her, but... "... Yes! She... Uh... She's an entertainment professional! She'll be here today for us, because... Because..." [06:47] "No sir. She is completely uninvited, and has no appointment arranged. She is also dressed in a fashion that is exceedingly unhealthy and bad in any sort of weather, Master." [06:47] 1d6 for SAN loss [06:47] Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev, for SAN loss: 3 [1d6=3] [06:48] "W-wait! Her clothing isn't that bad at all!", Sayuri protests, "It's... Nice and dark and sexy and fitting and... And...", oh god, now she wants her, too... [06:48] CLOTHES? ::The demon looks confused, and even more so at Kyle when he walks in:: "Ah ha..." She purred "a pure one. I can use him." "Use me? PLEASE!" "Nah, she looks great, look how tight she fits in that thing. Are those real" He waived off Ellen before pointing at the demon. [06:49] Meanwhile Misha is running wild through the mansion throwing knives at imaginary Wermacht soldiers and seeking cover behind tables and sofas. [06:50] Danger! Danger! Master is going to fall for that woman! So easily, so quickly, so... Oh god... Sayuri simply jumps in the middle between the two, turns to the demon, clasps her palms toegether and bows her head in humble plead: "PLEASE TEACH ME!" [06:50] "Master," she sighs and mutters a prayer, embarrassed her master would be so easily swayed by darkness. [06:50] * Anonymous375 has quit IRC (Quit: Anonymous375) [06:51] * Ellen_DuLac looks around with a sigh. This was going to be very hard to clean up, and they were missing someone. Bowing respectfully to the distracted Kyle, she exits and goes to locate Misha. [06:53] As she walks out of the room, she is greeted by a knife being embedded from afar in her frill tiara. "THE VOLGA HAS BUT ONE SHORE!!" [06:54] "...ah, it's you, Comrade DuLac." [06:56] * Ellen_DuLac blinks, before slowly removing the knife. "Yes, I should let you know there is an uninvited guest in the master's room, and it is extremely untidy." Walking over and handing the knife back, she adds, "Oh, and Sayuri is also there. With him." [06:57] * biohazard has quit IRC (Quit: derp) [06:57] * Elias is now known as ColdEmotionlessGirl [06:57] The demon seemed absolutely surprised, and then gives a smile... "Very well!" She snaps her fingers and then suddenly, Sayuri had a pair of demon wings... she still acted and felt the same, really. "Oh that is so hawt!" Kyle exclamed. [06:57] * ColdEmotionlessGirl has quit IRC (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 2.0.0.16/2008070205]) [06:58] * Elias has joined #Maid-RPG [06:58] * SilverMyr has joined #Maid-RPG [06:58] * Elias is now known as ColdEmotionlessGirl [06:58] Caitlin stares wide-eyes,nervously gripping her sword and reaching for the ornate rosary she kept on her person. [06:59] Misha, who is by the way behind a sofa, doesn't leave cover. "Is it the 7th Waffen SS Panzerdivisionen? I'm not sure we can take it on." She asks. [07:00] ... Buh? Sayuri blinks. Wings? Are these wings that just popped out of her back? She cast a glance at them. Yup, demon wings. And yup, they TOTALLY worked! Look at Master! Filled with excitement, gratefulness and a bit of GAY, she looks up at the demon with dreamy eyes and then throws herself towards her, arms open, "ONEEE-SAMAAAA!" [07:01] "... I'm not sure what that is, Miss Misha. But it seems to be a scantily clad woman with wings." She looks around the room, spotting another knife in the wall. "Oh, were you practicing your aim? I'm sorry." [07:01] ::Kyle touched Sayuri wings as she was hugging the demon:: "Nice... So.... Caitlin..." ::He turned to her with a wry smile.:: "Wanna get in on this crazy demon costume party thing too?" [07:02] "Hmmm... irish demon cat girl..." ::He thought to himself and began to dash off to his closet:: "I got just the thing you two can wear!" [07:03] "EEEE!" She screeches, pulling out her rosary and extending it toward, the cross facing the demonesses. "No! No! Evil ones, begone!" [07:03] "A scantly clad..." She stops, pondering. "This must be another nefarious plot of the Thule Society! They plan to defeat Comrade Master with evil rites of demon summoning!" And, said that, she charges headfirst into the room, three knives in each hand. "BUT I SHALL SAVE YOU, COMRADE MASTER, FROM THE EVIL NAZI DEMONS OF DEATH!" [07:03] And then, she sees it. [07:04] She sees HER. [07:04] "How did they grow like this?", she ponders with a bit of admiration and a bit of envy, making a totally unfair BOOB COMPARISON between herself and demon girl, her face still red with a bit of GAY, "Onee-sama, will I become like this too, one day?" [07:04] Of course she's cling to the demon as if she's her dear, hot onee-sama [07:04] Which she is. Now. [07:05] "...YOU! NISHIMURAYA! TWICE, NAY, THRICE-TRAITOR TO THE MOTHERLAND! SIDING WITH THE EVIL ENEMY! THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR!!! THE GULAG ISN'T ENOUGH FOR YOU ANYMORE, AND SIBERIA WILL BE A VACATION COMPARED TO YOUR NEXT HALF HOUR!!!" [07:07] Oh holy sh- "W-what?", she turns with the face of broken innocence, "Ah! Wait! It's not what it looks like! This is...", she nervously flaps her wings as she looks around, "This is... This is... A COSTUME PARTY!" [07:07] She shouts it like she's trying to convince herself too, while she's at it [07:07] (wait) [07:07] (roll cunning or something, i MIGHT believe that) [07:07] * LinaInverse has joined #Maid-RPG [07:07] (I heard demon-yuri) [07:07] 1d6 Terrible lie on cunning lol [07:07] Nishimuraya_Sayuri, Terrible lie on cunning lol: 6 [1d6=6] [07:07] * Ellen_DuLac follows behind Misha, running after the russian maid at a sprint, shrugging. This sort of thing went over her head, not being a genius here, but if Misha said this was bad, hey, who was she to say otherwise. [07:08] HOLY SH- [07:08] It's just a 6 thought [07:08] (boy you're lucky) [07:08] She steps between the demon and her evil accomplice and the Master, the red army chorus playing in her head as a suitably epic musical background to this awesome scene. "BUT FEAR NOT, COMRADE MASTER, FOR I SHALL PROTECT YOU UNTO THE BITTER END! VERILY I DO REGRET THAT I HAVE BUT ONE LIFE TO SACRIFICE FOR YOU AND THE MOTHERLA- what. Costume party." The music falters and grinds to a halt. [07:08] "Well... if you drink your milk, and sacrifice the virgin named Kyle... maybe som..." She paused for a moment before looking surprised and angry at Misha. "You dare threaten me?" Suddenly the game systems begin to float in mid air. [07:09] "Ah! No, wait! It's all a misunderstanding! We're... Er... Kind of having a party!", she then turns to Master, sweating from the forehead like it's Niagara again, "RIGHT, MASTER?" [07:09] As everything begins to come to a climax of bloody battle, Kyle comes in with a few coat hangers carrying Chain Mail Bikinis. "Got em! They're the Franzetta Collection!" [07:10] She eyes the demon suspiciously. "This seems like an awfully real demon if I ever saw one." She then shifts her gaze onto Sayuri. "You're not LYING to me, are you, Nishimuraya?!" [07:10] "I got one for each of you... and maybe I can put on my armor@" [07:10] "Oh, so master is a virgin? How did you know?" Ellen blinks. "Hey, master, is she right?" [07:10] Is she right what? [07:11] "Master, the demon said you are a virgin." She repeats, nodding her head." [07:11] "Of course master is virgin!", Sayuri protests, "He's saving himself up for m- I mean, for the right person! Right, MASTER?". This one almost sounded like a threat behind the smile [07:11] "Well, he's not married yet, is he?" She states naively turning her attention to Kyle. [07:11] With a creaking noise, Misha's head turns slowly towards the master. [07:14] His face turns beet red and then scared at Sayuri's threat. "Well... yeah...um... so, uh... no chain mail bikinis?" [07:15] * redstar has joined #Maid-RPG [07:15] "We'll save that up for... Another time, ok?", and she smiles reassuringly, "Well, why doesn't EVERYONE get into a costume while we're at it?" [07:15] "No... I'm not married... You guys are sounding like my mom before the airplane fell on her" [07:15] (this rules kind of a lot) [07:16] ("fell" on her?) [07:16] Misha frowns heavily, confused. She stares deeply at the demon, trying to understand if it's a real demon or just a costume. Then, she points her finger at her. "Nishimuraya, you're lying! That is a genuine demon! THERE'S NO WAY A HUMAN BEING COULD HAVE SUCH AN OUTRAGEOUS CHEST!!" [07:17] Kyle points at his shelf filled with DVDs "Actually, they can." 500 videos can't be wrong... [07:17] ((excuse me but is there an OCC chat for this?)) [07:18] * pandementia has quit IRC (Quit: ) [07:18] ((Yup. Maid-RpgOOC)) [07:18] "AGH!", unable to counter such an unattackable logic, she takes a step back, "Er... WEll, yes... MAYBE, but aren't we a civil and tolerant lot?". She is shivering because she knows they aren't, of course [07:18] ((thank you, now back to lurking)) [07:18] "Everyone, everyone!" Ellen waves her hands, standing tall. "I know of the perfect way to settle this. Please wait here." [07:19] "All I know that the bloody spawn of Satan stand right before me eyes!" She glares coldly at the fiend. [07:19] "N-now, Caitlin-san... Satan is kind of overrated..." [07:19] She folds her arms. "Do tell." She says to Ellen. Her patience is quite clearly running thin, and she still holds knives in her hands. [07:19] The demon looks her new charge. "You want that boy, that Kyle?" "Go give me one of the lives of that Catgirl then." [07:20] * Ellen_DuLac promptly turns, and heads out the door at a run, heading to the servant's quarters. "Today is a good day, I'm working up a good sweat just running! Excellent activity." Retrieving her kitten, she returns, walking up to the demon. "A real demon couldn't possibly look this in the eyes!" Bringing up her poor kitten to the front, it mewls pitifully, looking her straight in the eyes. [07:20] * Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev sweatdrops. It IS a cute kitten, alright, but... it doesn't seem like a... like an accurate enough method, let's say. [07:21] << ellen, make a affection roll, and make it a good one to fight the demon >> [07:21] << don't forget you can spend favor to boost the roll. >> [07:22] ((How much, hmm.)) [07:27] The kitten mews at her and the demon looked it right in the eyes, and petted the thing. "By the hoary hosts of haggoth, He's adorable!" [07:27] "I know, isn't he just?" Ellen squees. Problem solved. [07:28] "But... DuLac, this doesn't PROVE ANYTHING." [07:28] * Caitlin stares idisbelief. Nothing about this made sense. [07:28] "It does! It proves she's not a bad person!", she says it like she really, really cares about it, "I mean, how could she be? She came out from something that belonged to master!" [07:29] * Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev taps her feet impatiently. "She talked about SACRIFICING master." [07:29] "Are you sure? I think it proves that this person cannot be an evil soul sucking demon. See? Only a soulless being could not pet oogum woogies uggies snuggles..." [07:29] "I mean, really. You see?" Ellen points the kitten at Misha. [07:30] * Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev resists the urge to do likewise. "I'm a bad person too. This doesn't prove anything" She says, petting it without realizing it. [07:30] "... She didn't mean it in the way you THINK she meant it, of course! I could never sacrifice my dear master!", she makes absolutely no note about not sacrificing her fellow maids, thought [07:31] Kyle came back in chain mail and dragging along a zweiander "She what?" [07:31] She sighs and turns around. "Master, how shall we deal with this intrud- wait, what are those things?" [07:32] "What? I thought if we're gonna larp with out genetically engineering orcs and beholders like last summer, I figured we could at least break out the armory." [07:33] "Larp our-" She shakes her head. "Master, there's an unknown, possibly demonic, possibly german big-breasted woman in your room. I'm asking what should we do with her." [07:33] "She's german?" [07:34] "We cannot exclude the hypothesis." [07:34] "As for the sexy european demon entertainer... I think you can all dance with her while I watch." [07:34] "...m-master?" [07:34] "I absolutely approve! We must not disappoint master!" [07:34] "..." [07:34] "Or fight with her... in this..." He holds up a chain mail bikini. "In the mud pit out back." [07:35] "But if we faught in mud, it could get our weapons dirty. [07:35] She sighs, shaking her head in frustration [07:35] She eyes the demon's impressive assets (it's hard to look at anything else), then Kyle Masters again. "Master, i'm against fraternizing with a possible enemy that has already corrupted one of our members, albeit the most useless one." [07:36] Fighting out in the mud, with her onee-sama... Mmmmh... Some blood seems to start to dripping from Sayuri's nose, "Am I the only one who's siding with master?" [07:36] "Hey Lady, what name do you go b-" "I am Lillith, destroyer of hope and desparger of orphans" [07:36] "...that seems like a pretty clear mission statement. Do we need any further proof that she is evil?" She asks nonchalantly. [07:37] * Ellen_DuLac places Kitten on her shoulder. "Despariger? Does she call them names and insult them?" [07:37] "It seems so" Kyle stands next to Sayuri, nodding his head. "Well, if you're gonna fight her, wait til I get my camera..." [07:38] Lillith leans down to Sayuri "Excuse me... does this happen alot around here?" [07:38] "Wait!" Misha shouts. "For the honor of my Master and my Motherland, I shall fight the evil invader and the traitor she corrupted." She says, pulling out a handful of knives. [07:38] Kyle begins to dig out the camera. [07:38] Sayuri's going to break down pretty soon, judging from the blood loss. Onee-sama to one side, Master to the other... She's becoming so red it freaking SHOWS on her albino complexion, "It... Kind of happens all day", she confesses to onee-sama [07:39] * Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev points, with a hand full of knives. "YOU. TRAITOR. Do you dare to still draw breath? To whom your alleigance goes!?" She steps forward, the chorus rising to a crescendo. "To the evil nazi demon, or yo your rightful Master?!" [07:40] "Oh, sorry to hear that." The demoness sighed in sympathy. [07:40] "Eeeeh?", she takes a step back, "WAAIT! Can't we all just be FRIENDS?" [07:40] * Ellen_DuLac nods. "Alright. So... We fight now." Ellen smiles, looking around, then calmly looking at at the demoness with a pleasant smile on her face. Suddenly, a GIGANTIC hammer appears Ellen gripping it firmly with both hands. "Something simple- TO UNDERSTAND!" She roars, swinging it at the demoness. [07:40] * Irina has joined #Maid-RPG [07:40] * Irina is now known as Arcade_Bumstead [07:40] Kyle didn't speak up, instead, he was taking home movies that would all be professionally edited later. [07:41] Hands full of knives, Misha takes the hint to leap to the attack, filling the air with knives flying in seemingly random patterns. "REPENT OR DIE, TRAITOR!" [07:42] Following Ellen's lead, Caitlin rushes in with her sword, striking her. [07:42] "Suffer not the fiend to live!" she shouts as she attacks! [07:42] "FUEEEEH! WAAAIT!", and she dives for cover, "I just wanted to have a big party with everyone! AH! Don't hurt my onee-sama!" [07:43] "NO! YOU BETRAYED OUR TRUST!" Misha shouts, flinging one bayonet after another. "YOU BETRAYED YOUR MOTHERLAND!" She screams, entering close quarter combat with a quick series of feints and thrusts. "AND YOU BETRAYED YOUR MASTER!!!" [07:45] "I didn't betray Master! My love for master is unmatched! WHO DO YOU THINK I GOT THESE WINGS FOR?", she responds as she runs around the room, flapping out of knifing range [07:47] Knives fill the air. "FOOL!" She pauses, gasping for breath as dosen of empty bayonet scabbards fall to the ground. "DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT MASTER'S LOVE CARES FOR SUCH FRILLS AND APPEARANCES?!" She pulls out of her skirt another knife. "DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT MASTER WOULD LOVE A MERE ACCESSORY, INSTEAD OF NISHIMURAYA SAYURI?!!!" [07:48] "Actually, I do. TAKE IT OFF MISHA!" [07:48] "Well, it DOES help", she admits, very pragmatically of her, "I mean, what do YOU know? How many times have you been alone and intimate with master?", she then stands on the table, pointing her finger at Misha, "How can you claim I am unfit for Master? Do you KNOW what Master wants? Do you think you know him better than ME? CAN YOU EVEN NUMBER HIS FETISHES? WELL I CAN!" [07:48] * Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev falls down heavily on the ground. [07:49] "M-m-master?!" [07:49] Ehm.... [07:49] * Caitlin quirks a brow tensely at the situation. [07:49] ::Kyle curls a smile...:: Go on.... [07:51] * Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev pulls back together. "Master... do you really care for such things? Do you really love us more with but a set of filthy demon wings on our back? I thought... I thought..." She holds back her tears, trying desperately to cling to her image of cold russian woman. "...I thought you loved us for what we were." [07:53] "He does love us for what we are, Misha", she says, putting her gentle lolidemon hands on her shoulders, "You're just afraid of losing yourself by having some fun once in a while. Master has a cosplay fetish, so what's wrong with that? What's wrong if we dress up, put some makeup, cut our skirts a bit or become unholy demons every once in a while?", she pauses, looking a bit shyer and reddish on the face, "If it's for Ma [07:53] ster... If it's for Master, I would even..." [07:56] << Misha, make the roll please. >> [07:58] Misha turns slowly to face Sayuri. "N-Nishimuraya..." She's serious. She really is. Shaking, crying, she slowly turns back to Master. "M-master... If this is true, then tell me. I shall do whatever you command, if it will bring back peace in our house and it will appease your heart. But I-I want it to be because of us. Not because of evil german demons... or strangers of any sort." [07:58] The demon was promptly launched into next friday from the sudden combined attack of caitlin and Ellen. She becomes a glimmer in the horizon out the window. [07:59] "Ah! Onee-sama!", she looks longingly at the horizon, then she goes to the hole on the wall and shouts, "ONEE-SAMA! I'LL WRITE YOU! DON'T WORRY!" [08:00] A knive mysteryously lodges in Sayuri's back of the skull. [08:00] "So is Sayuri an evil demon too now?" Ellen asks casually, moving over and grasping her by the shoulder, grinning. Her hammer in the other hand. [08:00] He smiled, lowered his head so his eyes were hidden and grabbed Misha and Sayuri quickly hugging them both. "Thank you..." [08:01] "S-s-stop! I-I'm not a bad Yukkur-" [08:01] * Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev stands between Sayuti and Ellen, opening her arms in defense. "Nishimuraya is a useless maid, but she did what she did out of love for Master." She bows. "Please, let her be." [08:01] But then, she staggers and opens her eyes in amazement as Master hugged her. "M-master..." [08:02] "You made me realize what's more important than cosplay and demon chicks..." [08:02] "Master...", then she recovers and hugs him back, "Don't even worry about it, Master... Everything we do, we do it for you" [08:02] Ellen blinks, scratching the back of her head and moving back. She then sighs, and leans over to Caitlin. "So we should have ignored the demon instead?" She asks. [08:02] "Friends...I'm glad to have friends like you!" [08:03] * elohim is now known as ohim [08:03] She smiles softly, her stern image melting as she pats on Master's head. "We're here for you. We will always be." [08:04] "I'm...not quite sure," she blinks, perplexed by the situation. [08:04] "So...", she looks around the room, "... I think somebody will have to clean up all this mess" [08:04] Kyle then grins "Good, because that box I ordered has some real live martian girls... can you set me up with her on a date?" [08:04] "..." [08:04] *crack* [08:04] *bonk* [08:04] * ohim is now known as elohim [08:04] "Oh, that box?" Ellen points at the open box. "Oh. Sayuri, did you open it?" [08:04] And there's a good end to our story... [08:05] This was something inside Sayuri's head. Then, of course, came *bonk* [08:05] GOOD END [08:05] GOOD END -TIMA [08:05] *knifestab* [08:05] *Moyamoya* [08:05] ok, it is now clear that Maid RPG is the best ruleslight rpg evar. [08:05] Nimah! [08:05] Totally [08:06] HENSHIN KAIJO! [08:06] * Nishimuraya_Sayuri is now known as Mokuren [08:06] * Misha_Nikolaina_Lebedev is now known as Della [08:06] Okay guys, make a roll of 4d6 for completing the adventure. [08:07] 4d6 YOU WIN [08:07] Mokuren, YOU WIN: 21 [4d6=6,4,6,5] [08:07] OMFG [08:07] 4d6 [08:07] Della, 4d6: 14 [4d6=3,4,2,5] [08:07] Is this MORE FAVOR? [08:07] * Ellen_DuLac is now known as Vaeryne [08:07] Next time if we play with these characters, we'll deal with costumes. [08:07] Yes. [08:07] 30 favor. [08:07] 52 Favor [08:07] roll 4d6 [08:07] Vaeryne, 4d6: 18 [4d6=3,5,6,4] [08:07] Holy shit [08:08] i'm immediately usin 10 for athletics 1 [08:08] D [08:08] D [08:08] * elohim has left #Maid-RPG (Konversation terminated!) [08:09] * Mokuren has quit IRC (Quit: Ex-Chat) [08:10] * Vince has left #Maid-RPG [08:10] Thank you, I'll be here all week so don't forget to tip the salad bar and visit your waitress.