[08:49] Alright. So Roberto, why dont you describe your secret lair. [08:50] Roberto's lair is set deep under a live volcano; he thinks this was a bright idea, because one could siphon off the excess heat and energy for unlimited power. So far, its only working well due to judicious application of duct tape. [08:53] * Tatsuruya flies up to a leaky steam conduit and applies another strip of duct tape. [08:53] It is a labrythine set-up, with twists and turns galore. Much of this was done to avoid certain 'hot' pockets and minerals too hard to drill through at the time. Currently, he has yet to bother posting directional signs or maps, because even HE doesn't remember where everything is. [08:53] * Ruler sets mode: +v Adslahnit [08:53] << Can I get a list of all the players please? >> [08:53] yo [08:54] Seven [08:54] ((I am one.)) [08:54] * Ruler sets mode: +v Kenya [08:54] * Claire is here, an outcaste Lower Royalty who finda being a maid more pleasant [08:54] * UsuallyRandom sets mode: +v Akira [08:54] * Ruler sets mode: +v Claire [08:54] * Ruler sets mode: +v DiceMaid-9001 [08:54] What do these pluses do? [08:54] * Ruler sets mode: +v Tatsuruya [08:54] * UsuallyRandom sets mode: +v Izec [08:54] here [08:55] * UsuallyRandom sets mode: +v Roberto [08:55] * Ruler sets mode: +m [08:55] There, only people with ops, owner or voice(+) can speak in here, if I forgot any players, yell at me. [08:55] * Ruler sets mode: -o Ruler [08:55] As befit a power-mad sadistic maniac and sharp dresser, he has many rooms and storage area's for his schemes and clothing racks. A kitchen, biohazard construction lab, missile silo, training area, and model car showroom are just some of the rooms he's implimented over time. [08:56] * Tatsuruya tweaks the biohazrd sign, making sure it's perfectly level. Then does it again, just to be sure. [08:57] * Ark has left #Maid-RPG [08:58] * Claire works in the kitchen. She knows she's not the best cook, but maybe this time something wonderful will happen to happen! [08:58] * Akira is still getting used to her new surroundings. Going from a norma home in suburban Japan to a fancy secret lair will take some getting used to. [08:58] The main form of transport through this bizarre and unplanned island getaway is walking, though one can impliment the various tubes leading from one level to another. Its usually not a good idea; sometimes, the spiders get REALLY big. [08:59] ...A lot of getitng used to. She'd need a map to find her way around, but with all the cleaning work ,she'll get the run of the place pretty quickly. [08:59] * Claire starts mixing up something basic - a REALLY big omlette with one of the weirder island-eggs. [09:00] The owner of this place usually resides in either his champers, or his Plotting Room, where he keeps a special chair to sit and look brooding. [09:00] * Tatsuruya flutters around Claire... "please, be more careful!" [09:00] *Ogmer is patrolling throughout the fortress, generally making sure everything is working as it should, and occasionally walking over small puddle of magma where some of the duck tape had gotten loose. He makes a mental note to get Tatsuruya to fix them. [09:00] * Kenya cleans her railgun, for it is spider hunting day [09:01] (Should I roll on breakfast?) [09:01] * Akira is out cleaning the halls so she can find her way around. Sweeping up the ded spiders, mopping up small magma spills, things like that. At least she knows how to get to the medical bay, where she sometimes works. [09:03] Ogmer begins to notice that some of the spider webs had been getting ridiculosly big lately, and makes a mental note to do something about those to. [09:04] * Roberto is, at the moment, in his Planning Room. Monitors of the world's events flash through the mostly-dark room, illuminating the master in a foreboding manner. He mutters, turning channels seemingly at random. [09:05] * Tatsuruya sighs, and starts cleaning things, keeping a watchful, angry eye on Claire. [09:05] * mib_unz60n has joined #Maid-RPG [09:05] * Claire flinches under the eye, but does her best to keep things tidy while she works. [09:05] * mib_unz60n is now known as Plat [09:05] * Plat has left #Maid-RPG [09:06] * Tatsuruya glares [09:06] * Plat has joined #Maid-RPG [09:06] * Izec As Ogmer continues to stalk the halls of the overly complicated volcano fortress, sometimes having to climb up what seems to be some rather large cliffs on his way to kitchen, he notices some rather large... sack like things on some of the spider webs. He makes a reminder that he shouuld really do something about the spiders. [09:06] * Izec has quit IRC (Quit: derp) [09:07] * Claire stiffens a bit and looks back, all smiles and happiness. "If you think I'm doing a poor job, I invite you to help me." [09:07] * Ogmer has joined #Maid-RPG [09:07] * Claire smiles happily, sparks crackling in the air between the two. [09:08] "grrrrr..." [09:08] "If you think I'm doing a good enough job, I'm sure there's other places that need cleaning." [09:08] * Tatsuruya flies out of the kitchen to go to the master's chamber. Straightening signs along the way. [09:09] * Claire smirks victiriously and turns back, flipping the omlette. Almost done... [09:09] * Kenya , satisfied with her weapon of choice, walks out of her room and runs into Ogmer [09:09] "S-so, M-master Roberto... is there anything you need me to do?" she asks [09:10] "Ogmer, hey Ogmer! Isn't it spider hunting day?" [09:10] * Claire cuts off a corner, almost unnoticeable, and tries it. "Mmmn..it'll do." S he doesn't look pleased, but she KNOWS what happens if he doesn't have his food on time, so she moves the omlette to a plate and brings it down. [09:11] * Roberto is silent for a long moment. Finally, he moves, sitting up from his elbow-lean and looks to Tatsuruya. [09:11] * Anonymous has quit IRC (Quit: Anonymous) [09:11] << N~yron in 5....4....3.... >> [09:11] * Tatsuruya drops to the ground and kneels, eyes at the Master's feet [09:12] "...the tubes are in need of a good cleaning. The spiders are getting a bit out of hand." Somewhat droll, beige eyes staring half-lidded. [09:12] * Akira continues to make her way through the corridors of the fortress, cleaning as she goes. She eventually runs into Ogmer and Kenya and stops to say hello. "Good morning." [09:13] "Y-yes, Master, O-overlord, sir..." the raven says, fluttering off to go clean, a :3 on her face [09:13] "Good morning, Akira" [09:14] * Claire enters just as Tatsuruya leaves, walking up to Master and kneeling, presenting him with the new food. "For you." She says, as always. [09:14] "How are you today?" [09:14] * Tatsuruya sings the "Master didn't beat me into a coma" song. [09:14] "he hits me because he loves me :3" [09:14] * Roberto takes note of Claire, and his food. [09:14] * Kenya yawns and rubs her eyes [09:14] me the ommelette isn't that bad. it's not fantastic, but it's nice. [09:15] * Claire offers a normal bacon-and-cheese omlette, with special egg from one of the rare local species. [09:15] "Ah. Just on time. Excellent." A faint hint of a smile, taking the plate from her. "As for my state of being, the world is in dire need of better programming. Paris Hilton? Really..." Mutter. [09:15] * Claire looks up at him, daring to raise her eyes to see his opinion. [09:15] * Guy_Incognito has joined #Maid-RPG [09:16] "Of course, sir. Isn't that what we're here to help you with?" [09:16] "Obviously." Droll. He lets the raise of eyes slip this time, the clink of knife-on-plate punctuating the taste he is about to take. [09:17] * Guy_Incognito has left #Maid-RPG [09:17] * Claire smiles to herself, ducking her head again. "Do you have anything...special planned for me to do today?" [09:17] * Tatsuruya grimaces as she sees the giant spider carcasses, "ugh..." Nothing a good broom handle wont fix [09:18] * Kenya creeps up on the closest transportation tunnel and looks for signs of giant spiders [09:19] "oh, Master didn't beat me/ into a coma/ he only hits because he loves me/ I wish I wasn't so offkey ~ [09:19] * Roberto chews, thoughtfully. He's awfully picky on how his food is prepared! After a long moment, he gives a slow nod, eyes closing for just a second. [09:19] * Akira goes back to her aimleslly wandering cleaning, occasioanlly taking the broom to the unoccupied clumps of cobwebs hanging in the tunnels. [09:19] "...mm. Quite good, Claire." [09:20] * Claire blushes prettily at this little show of affection. "Thank you..." [09:20] roll 1d6 [09:20] * Roberto waits for the dicebot to stop being a slacker! [09:20] "Nasty nasty" she mutters as she drops the last of the spider corpses into an oversized, cartoonish trashcan and begins polishing the tubes to a shine. [09:20] Roberto, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1] [09:21] * Kenya jumps into the tunnel, screaming like a banshee and firing her railgun at anything that even LOOKS like a spider [09:21] << Just tell the other player to roll the dice next time. >> [09:21] * Tatsuruya happens to look like a spider. [09:21] (T_T 1....) [09:22] "Hm." Minor praise, but praise nonetheless! She should be glad. "...I am having Tatsuruya clean the tubes of spider filth. I would have you join her." [09:23] "If you wish, sir, but she's been being weird lately..." She cuts herself off, hiding a smile. [09:23] "And this is different from any other time?" [09:23] ((Liar! You're trying to turn the master against me! ;_; he ties me up at night)) [09:23] ((Master hurts because he loves ;_;)) [09:24] "More than usual. But if you want me to help her, I will." [09:24] (He ties you up IN ANOTHER ROOM at night!) [09:24] ((...!)) [09:24] "Do so. And do not dally." He's got important things to do! ...like enjoy his breakfast. [09:24] 1d6 to dodge a hail of crazy woman bullets! [09:24] Tatsuruya, to dodge a hail of crazy woman bullets!: 5 [1d6=5] [09:25] "Of course!" She smiles again and walks off the same way Tatsuruya went, but pauses along the way to get her Weapon. [09:26] [5*3=15] [09:26] "...hm." He stares at his plate for a moment, once Claire has left the room. "Perhaps I should have ordered ketchup on the side. Oh well." He'll just beat the snot out of her tonight. [09:27] "Kenyan! Stop! It's me! Stop shooting at me! You're putting holes all over the tunnel! Who do you think has to clean this up!" [09:28] << Tats takes no stress! >> [09:28] * Kenya stops shooting and is shakily holding her railgun at Tatsuruya [09:29] "I... sorry Tatsu. I always get like this on hunting day." [09:29] * Tatsuruya flies up to Kenya and whops her on the back of the head. "That's no excuse. Look before you shoot." [09:29] * Travis has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [09:29] * Tatsuruya takes out a wetnap and whipes her hands off [09:30] * Kenya goes screaming into the next tunnel, firing away [09:30] * Claire peeks her head around. "Anou..." She seems shy, but she's got a chainsword over a shoulder. [09:30] * Tatsuruya facepalms. "Roberto Damnit..." [09:30] (( :3 )) [09:31] "Um...what did I miss? Roberto sent me to help out." [09:31] * Akira arrives at the Plotting Room, still carrying her cleaning equipment. She curtsies as she enters. "Excuse me, Master. Would it dsiturb you if I tidied up in here?" [09:31] "Should we follow her?" [09:32] * Roberto has just finished his morning meal when Akira enters. A small smile, the cold exterior somewhat warmed by her arrival. [09:32] "You missed little miss not-missing firing all willy nilly. Look at this mess!" she says, guesturing at the bullet holes, "LOOK AT IT!" [09:33] "Ah, Akira. Yes, yes, that would be fine." Were it anyone else, he would have either turned them away, or left to perform some other function. But Akira...well. Much better than watching TV. [09:33] * Tatsuruya takes out a rubber cement gun and starts to patch up the holes, grumbling under her breath. [09:33] "Oh dear, oh dear. I know how much better you are at getting all of that, so I'll let you start...and I'll chase after her." [09:33] * Claire rusehs along after gun-girl. Why her... [09:34] "Smack her upside the head for me!" she calls out. [09:34] "Master would get angry!" she calls back. [09:35] * Tatsuruya shudders at that, "F-fine!" [09:35] * Tatsuruya goes back to the "Master Didn't Beat Me Into a Coma" song, to make the work go by quicker [09:36] "DIE YOU EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS!" *voosh* *voosh* [09:36] * Claire rushes through his corridors, little ha-ha...wrong script [09:36] * Akira curtsies again. "Of course, Master." She begins her cleaning work, trying to be unobtrusive, so as not to disturb her Master's brooding. [09:36] * Claire rushes through the tunnels, and when she finds Kenya yells. "CALM DOWN!" [09:37] * Tatsuruya finishes up, and flies down the tunnels after the others, taking out her RAYMATIC blaster [09:38] * Roberto twitches. Such loud noises! He glances at the doorway just past Akira, grumbling under his breath. Well, it can't be healped... [09:40] * Tatsuruya catches up to the other two, not hard with ALL THE NOISE THEY'RE MAKING. "Could you keep it down..." she asks, preparing to assualt any giant spiders that would dare get into her master's Citadel of DOOOM [09:40] (I'm still waiting for Kenya to respond) [09:40] (sorry) [09:40] "How can I be calm when THEY WON'T STOP MOVING!" *voosh* [09:41] "You could try aiming better..." [09:41] "CALM DOWN! You're wasting ammo, and putting scratches in the Master's things!" [09:41] "So, so many scratches ;_;" [09:41] "It'll take days to patch this up" [09:41] ";_;" [09:41] * Kenya looks around at the carnage [09:41] "...I think I have hired bullhorns instead of maids." Grumble. [09:42] * Claire sighs in despair. "So much work...T_T" [09:43] [09:43] * Akira does an excellent job with the cleaning, carefully sweeping the floors and dusting all the various screens and other important devices without harming any of them. She's quiet for the entire time. [09:43] * Tatsuruya resists the urge to go clean up where the bullets are being fired. [09:44] roll 2d6 [09:44] UsuallyRandom, 2d6: 7 [2d6=5,2] [09:44] * Claire sighs. "Well, let's start cleaning up, shall we?" She makes a 'muscle' gesture. [09:44] * Kenya gets a mop and a bucket [09:44] * Claire gets a broom and starts sweeping up bullet casings. [09:44] "Yes. So long as Annie Oakly stops shooting. I don't even think there are spiders here..." [09:45] "Well then what's been making all these spider webs?" [09:45] Even if Akira did a half-assed job, he's too busy staring at the skirt. Short, short skirt...er. Roberto shook his head for a moment, coming back from his own little world. [09:45] * Tatsuruya sorts the bullet cases by size. Despite them all being the same calibur. You'll thank me later." [09:45] "...mm. Better than usual, Akira." [09:46] * UsuallyRandom a Computer voice rings out over the intercom "Attention, Extreme Acid Rain Detected. Please stay away from all open ports please... 2 minutes till shutters close." [09:46] "SHIT!" [09:46] "Thank you, master." Akira faces Roberto and curtsies politely. [09:46] "That does not sound good..." [09:46] * Claire sweeps all of the shells slowly back, then pauses. "Oh, blood" [09:47] "I knew i hit something." [09:47] * Roberto sits up slightly, bespeckled eyes staring at the intercom. [09:47] "What does that mean?" she wonders. [09:48] * Claire MUST SWEEP FASTER! MUST SWEEP FASTER!! [09:48] "I had better go ask Master Roberto" [09:48] "Oh, dear," Akira says quietly as she scoots out of the room. [09:48] "...hm. Well, can't be helped." Casual, as always. He stands, tall and lithe like any good supreme overlord ought to be. He adjusts his tie, and tucks personalized napkin perfectly. [09:48] * Tatsuruya flies off as fast as she can to the Master's Chamber. And doesn't get lost at all! But still taps on all the door handles. [09:48] * CaesarSalad has joined #Maid-RPG [09:49] * UsuallyRandom "One minute before air shutters close." [09:49] * Claire sets the broom down and follows, happening to be just behind Tatsuruya, Luck-ily enough. [09:49] * Cirno has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [09:49] * Kenya mops up as quickly as she can before running like hell to a safe zone [09:49] * Tatsuruya falls into the chamber, panting and sweating, "M-Master, what's going on?" [09:50] * Claire enters right after, panting as well, leaning against the wall. "We heard..." [09:50] "Do I need to go get in the patio furniture?!" [09:50] * Cirno has joined #Maid-RPG [09:51] "...do you not have ears, you twit?" Narrowed gaze down at Tatsu, as he adjusts his fine hat. "Acid rain. Its common around an active volcano...but you'd know that, if you paid attention sometimes." [09:51] "Oh no! Your prized Garden of Evil and More Evil! What will become of it! [09:51] "...blast." Teeth ground together, when reminded of his precious garden. [09:51] "I know! A tarp! Will a tarp help it!" [09:52] "Poor Seymour... ;_;" [09:52] "I'll see if I can find one!" [09:52] "Do we have acid-proof tarps?" [09:52] * Claire grins, hidden from the master, at Tatsuruya. [09:52] "How will Akira help with th--...oh. er, yes. Tarps." [09:52] * Claire then dashes off to check the supply cabinet. [09:52] ((...)) [09:53] ((I better go patch the foruth wall.)) [09:53] * Claire tosses a spare tarp over it. [09:53] ((No time for that, I'm throwing you over the garden)) [09:54] * Claire finds the supply room...to be a mess. "Oh bruised purgatory." The situation didn't quite call for a bloody hell...yet. [09:54] "I believe we still have a few of the acid-proof ones from the last bout of rain." Murmuring more to himself than anyone else, scratching his chin. Other hand tapped the console in his chair, bringing up the surface monitors. [09:54] * Tatsuruya hurries into the garden and grabs the giant maneating flytrap and takes it inside as it sings a delightfully ironic song. [09:55] * Roberto mildly regrets purchasing that thing. [09:55] "Excuse me," Akira says, before going to check on any of the vents she can find. If they aren't sealed it would be a problem for everyone. Quite a mess to clean up.. [09:56] * Claire starts digging through the piles of Stuff, pulling up various objects. "Rake, no..." She tosses the impliment aside. "No, not the Good Flower killer..." A chuck of the can. "The ho wouldn't help..." And off goes the stripper.... [09:56] (ba-zing) [09:58] 1d6 [09:58] Claire, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5] [09:58] 25 on Luck [09:59] * Kenya runs through the hallways, muttering "We really need a map" [09:59] * UsuallyRandom The plant begins to bite and grasp at Tats wings, but it doesn't quite grab her. She makes it just inside before the shutters close, which look like swiss cheese. [09:59] * Claire very carefully sets the bottle of "clothes-B-gone" aside and grabs the tarb that it was on, pulling it out from under the pile. [10:00] "Ack! Seymour, please, stop biting at me! Do you want to melt!" she says, quickly putting the plant down, only to notice the SHUTTERS ARE FULL OF HOLES [10:01] * UsuallyRandom at least the one you see. [10:01] They were at a discount price! [10:01] * Tatsuruya mutters to herself, "oh, I have failed you master, my cheapness has doomed us all!" [10:01] * Claire manages to get back to the room, the tarp flying out behind her like an impromptu cape. "I...I found it..." She pants out, not used to running in these heels. [10:02] roll 1d6*2 cunning! [10:02] Tatsuruya, cunning!: 6 [1d6=4] [10:05] * Kenya runs down more hallways until she's face to petal with Seymour [10:05] "... Shouldn't you be outs- oh, right" [10:05] * Tatsuruya nudges Seymour toward Kenya [10:06] "I don't want a hug now dammit!" [10:06] * Akira Continues to run around, checking on the various shutters to be sure they're closed and undamaged. She's pretty good at running in heels. [10:06] "Mm." About time. He takes the sheet, holding out out to inspect it. Still in good condition! He hands it back to Claire, and gesturing to the door. "Get to work, then. I'll be -most- cross if my precious plants are ruined." [10:08] "Of course..." Why her?! She was off in a moment, though, heading to one of the shutters and looking for a way to open it. [10:09] So what if she came back smoking like an overcooked steak? His PLANTS were in danger, darnit! [10:09] * Vaeryne has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [10:10] * Akira runs into Claire near one of the shutters. "Claire, what are you doing here?" [10:10] And I have the Protective Tarp! But only one of Skill, which is what I'm going to use to try to find the opener for the door... [10:10] 1d6 [10:10] Claire, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4] [10:10] T_T [10:11] * biohazard has left #Maid-RPG [10:11] * Tatsuruya gets a lightbulb, "I know!" she says, and pulls out the rubber cement. "Master loves me/ this I know/ for the beatings tell me so..." [10:11] 1d6 for Seymour [10:11] UsuallyRandom, for Seymour: 4 [1d6=4] [10:11] "...You're weird." [10:12] << Kenya, make some sort of roll to avoid Seymour chomping you. >> [10:12] 1d6 athletics 3, yo [10:12] Kenya, athletics 3, yo: 2 [1d6=2] [10:12] (OM NOM NOM HEAD-DRESS) [10:12] << Take one point of stress and it's got your head in its maw. >> [10:13] "Claire? Is that the tarp you've got with you? We'd better get it outside." Well, my turn to try and get the shutter open, probably. [10:13] "Aaargh! I can't let him down now!" [10:13] * Claire bashes her fist against a nearby wall, suspiciously close to a control panel... [10:13] * Kenya screams and starts kicking [10:13] 1d6 [10:13] Claire, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3] [10:13] 15. [10:13] * Tatsuruya turns around to find Seymour chomping on the girl. "Hmmm... Master would probably not like it if I let her die... but maybe I can leave her there for a few minutes... mrh..." [10:14] * UsuallyRandom the doors controls open up like clockwork. [10:14] * Tatsuruya grabs Kenya by the legs [10:14] * Kenya starts trying to aim the railgun [10:14] "Love prevails again!" [10:14] * Claire dashes out into the rain with the tarp over her head. [10:14] 1d6 and 2 Athletics [10:14] Tatsuruya, and 2 Athletics: 6 [1d6=6] [10:14] "...I wonder whats on A&E right now." Click, click. [10:15] * UsuallyRandom you yank out Kenya, she's got slime on her head. [10:16] * Akira runs out after Claire. "Wait! You might need help setting that up!" [10:16] (And a missing head-dress) [10:16] * Kenya is on the verge of tears [10:16] "I'm gonna need more wipes..." [10:16] * UsuallyRandom thunder begins to crack overhead. [10:16] roll 2d6 for event [10:16] UsuallyRandom, for event: 8 [2d6=2,6] [10:17] * UsuallyRandom As Roberto is watching tv, He feels something rub up against his leg. [10:18] * Roberto glances down. [10:18] * Claire gets to the garden and quickly starts putting up the tarp. "C'mon C'mon..." [10:19] * UsuallyRandom and he hears a short purring sound as a black cat stares at him and mews before running off in the complex. [10:19] * CaesarSalad has quit IRC (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 2.0.0.16/2008070205]) [10:19] * Tatsuruya gets out a mop and starts to clean up the slime from Seymour, pushing the plant out of the way from a safe distance. [10:19] * Kenya ties her hair back to keep from getting more slime in her eyes [10:20] "supid plant..." [10:20] * Akira rushes to help Claire set up the tarp. "It'll be easier with some help, won't it?" [10:20] "...since when did we have a cat?" The evil overlord of Designer Clothing watched the cat pad off, with a raise of well-manicured eyebrows. Hm. TV is boring. [10:20] * Roberto meanders after the cat. [10:20] "You could be helping y-you... " [10:20] * Tatsuruya stares at the gunge covered girl dripping. [10:20] * Kenya glares back [10:21] * Tatsuruya rubs the mop all over Kenya [10:21] "SJBFHBWDLF" [10:21] "Stand... Still, damnit!" [10:21] << Akira and Claire could both make a roll and add the result to the check. >> [10:21] << make a roll if you want to chase and catch the cat Roberto. >> [10:21] * Spring is now known as RedXIII [10:22] ((Would skill work for this?)) [10:22] 1d6 [10:22] Akira, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6] [10:23] 1d6 times 3 Will TO CLEAN UP THIS GODDAMNED MESS [10:23] Tatsuruya, times 3 Will TO CLEAN UP THIS GODDAMNED MESS: 5 [1d6=5] [10:24] * UsuallyRandom the cat sees roberto, and dashes off into the darkness. [10:24] << you tell me, Akira. >> [10:24] * Claire smiles at Akira, nodding. "Thank you!" She wipes her brow. "I wish I had my boots back..." [10:24] "...bloody feline." Oh, he enjoyed the chase! Off he went! [10:25] * Tatsuruya sighs, dipping the mop into the bucket. "Done. :3" [10:25] ((It probably would. Gardening, and saving a garden from rain, seem like the sort of things a miad could be expected to know a little about.)) [10:25] * Kenya drips angrily [10:26] "Looks like we're stuck out here 'till this blows over." [10:26] "First acid rain, then I almost get eaten, and now i have the taste of mop in my mouth." [10:26] * Roberto is chasing some pussy...cat. [10:26] * UsuallyRandom the Tarp quickly clasps into place, it's going to do its job. [10:27] "Well, you should have thought about that before you played with Seymour." [10:27] * Claire dips under it after helping with the last clasp. "Phew..." [10:27] "You pushed him into me!" [10:27] "I hope not. Maybe we can at least hide in the doorway." Akira nods at Claire. "And it's no problem, we need to stick together, right?" [10:27] "Now let's go make sure Master is alright." she says, heading off to the throne room [10:27] "...Do i smell rubber cement?" [10:27] "Yes. Don't touch it." [10:28] * Kenya stops less than an inch away from the rubber cement. "I wasn't gonna" [10:28] "Right! But...I wouldn't want to get caught in it if it started..." [10:29] A strong gust of wind catchs hold of Akira's skirt, lifting it and giving a rahter odd display of fanservice. She quickly gets it under control again. "Y-yeah. If it's acid rain, we could be in trouble." [10:29] * Tatsuruya grabs Kenya's collar in one hand, and the bucket in the other, "Come on," she says, dragging them to the throne room [10:29] "HERK!" [10:29] "Fine, I didn't want to carry Seymour anyway" [10:29] * Claire blushes cutely as the same gust catches her, and tries not to look..."I'm sorry. I never really took the time to know you, other than your name." [10:30] "Claire can get Seymour." [10:30] "sounds good, let's find Master" [10:30] When the maids arrive, the throne room is...ominously empty. [10:30] * Tatsuruya drops the bucket off, and... "OH MY GOD!" [10:30] "Where's Master!?" [10:31] * Ruler is now known as Ruler_Sorta_here [10:31] * Tatsuruya breaks down sobbing. "Where is he?! Did the acid rain get him?!" [10:31] * Ogmer has quit IRC (Quit: derp) [10:31] * Kenya sits down and starts flipping through the security cameras [10:32] * Tatsuruya crawls over to the throne and throws herself over the seat, "Oh, he was o young and handsome, far too young and handsome to die! Who will beat me now? Who will do horrible, unspeakable things to me?!" [10:32] "Well, we'd better find somewhere safe from the rain..." Akira looks toward the shutter the'd used to exit the base, then to the tarp they'd use to cover the garden. "Hopefully, we can get back inside." [10:33] * Kia has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [10:33] "Yeah...I hope so. On three?" [10:34] * Kia has joined #Maid-RPG [10:34] * Akira nods. "Ok." [10:35] "Woe is me, what will I do with no Master?" [10:35] "One...two...three!" [10:35] * Tatsuruya stops, "hey, wait, go back to the last channel..." [10:36] "...when did I install a disco?" Passing a dissused room, in his haste to find that cat. [10:36] * Claire starts out, the wind teasing at the bottom of her skirt, towards the doorway. [10:37] "Oh, there he is. That's right near the disco. COme on, Ken" [10:37] * Kenya goes back a channel [10:37] "Three!" Akira also dashes off for the door, hoping it doesn't close automatically. [10:37] *"BILLY MAYS HERE SELLING YOU MIGHTY PUTTY"* [10:38] * Kenya goes back another channel [10:38] (HIS NAME IS HUGE!) [10:38] * mib_unz60n has joined #Maid-RPG [10:39] * Tatsuruya facepalms. [10:39] "Not THAT channel you twit." [10:39] * Claire stumbles right outside the door, tripping over her own heels and giving Akira a very good glance up her skirt. [10:40] * Plat has quit IRC (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) [10:40] (Metallic-green in color, if you must know) [10:41] * mib_unz60n has quit IRC (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) [10:41] Akira is taken aback by this and blushes, embarassed fro the other girl. "Claire...you need to be more elegant." [10:41] * mib_unz60n has joined #Maid-RPG [10:41] ((Stripper panties)) [10:41] * RedXIII is now known as Spring [10:42] "It's these heels...I'm still not used to them." She glances back at Akira, face beet red, and pulls down the skirt. [10:42] << remember, I'm gone for dinner for a while. >> [10:42] (Best time to do fanservice, I'd think) [10:42] (GO, EAT) [10:42] * Tatsuruya takes the remote, and flips back to the right channel. "There he is! He's chasing something..." [10:43] "WE MUST GO GET IT! FOR THE MASTER!" [10:43] * Tatsuruya flies off [10:43] Right. HOLD! We wait. [10:43] * Akira nods. "Ah. They do take some getting used to. I've....had a bit of practice." She looks away from Claire for a while, not wanting to look her in the eye. "So, I'm sorry we haven't gotten the chance to talk very much." [10:44] ((And, time to pause?)) [10:44] * Tatsuruya wanders the halls, trying to cut off whatever the Master is after. [10:44] ((Well, we can do things without him for a bit. We do things withotu you all the time.)) [10:45] ((Besides, I'm only going to be here for another hour anyway. Then maybe Master will just have to send me off on some quest)) [10:45] (Through a wood chipper, no less.) [10:46] (( ;_; )) [10:46] ((so you're going to give her the fargo treatment?)) [10:46] ((Well... if Master Roberto says too... )) [10:47] ((just tie her up and throw her to Seymour)) [10:47] (...its not like the machine is running...) [10:47] ((This is true. We can keep doing things, as long as we avoid rolling dice.)) [10:47] "It's fine..." She pulls her legs back up so she's kneeling, looking down, just inside the gateway. "It's my fault too, you know." [10:48] * Tatsuruya sees a cat go under her [10:48] "Kitty?" [10:49] * Tatsuruya turns to watch the cat, oblivious of anyone following it and in her flight path [10:50] * mib_unz60n is now known as Plat [10:50] * Kenya continues watching Tatsuruya on the screen [10:51] * Roberto thinks he's following the cat. But, he hasn't seen it for a couple of minutes... [10:51] "Well, I guess we could talk for a while now," Akira says as she carefuly takes a seat near Claire. "I don't think there's anything else we need to do right away..." [10:51] * Hobbit has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [10:52] "no time for you, kitty, I have to find the Master." [10:52] "Or if it was, Master Roberto would've told us!" A light giggle. "Or flogged us for not doing it." [10:52] Or both. [10:52] Shush, you're not in this scene. [10:52] Oh, right. Carry on. [10:54] * Akira giggles. "Yeah. This isn't waht I expected when I answered that ad. But...this job is important to me." [10:55] "I guess..." She scoots a bit closer. "He's a little weird, and really rough around the edges...but he's a nice guy, isn't he?" [10:55] * Roberto kicks a small, cute rodent out of his path. [10:56] * Tatsuruya , flying through the dark halls, is looking in the rooms as she flies by, and not were she's going. It's not long before she hears the squeak of a small rodent and crashes into someone headfirst. [10:56] "HA!" [10:57] * Tatsuruya sits on her ass, rubbing her forehead, "Owowowow..." [10:57] "...!" [10:57] "This is better than watching When Animals Attack" [10:57] "M-Master!" [10:57] THUNK! The overlord stumbled back under the blind rush from the raven. The force of the blow...it, it... [10:57] ...it knocked his hat off. [10:58] (AirbagHello) [10:58] * Tatsuruya jumps at the master and puts her arms around him, "Oh, I'm so glad I found you, I was so worried." [10:58] * Roberto starts to form a pulsing vein in his forehead. [10:58] * Kenya munches on some popcorn [10:59] "Yeah, he isn't really all that bad," Akira says. "And, well, I guess if he's harsh, it just means I'll have to work harder. I need to make a map of this place, though." [10:59] * Tatsuruya quickly regains her composure, and jumps away, bowing apologetically, "I'msorryI'msorryI'msorry" [10:59] * Tatsuruya quickly reattaches the hat. [10:59] "...Tatsuruya..." Twitch. [11:00] "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry..." [11:00] * Kenya leans in close to the screen [11:01] "I've tried that a few times. I get lost anyway." She scoots a bit more over, sighing, and testingly rests a hand on Akira's thigh. [11:01] * Roberto looks positively steaming, a red glow surrounding him. [11:01] * Tatsuruya bows a couple more times, and shies away. [11:02] "I-I need to be punished..." [11:02] "OH YOU DAMN WELL DO!" He hollared at her, with enough force to jostle her hair back like a fan. [11:03] * Tatsuruya meeps [11:03] * Kenya grins [11:03] Akira shifts uneasily at the sudden contact. "I-I forgot you've been here longer than I have...That makes you my senpai, right?" [11:03] "Of course it does..." Claire seems slightly predatory now, leaning in to whisper in Akira's ear. "Something wrong?" [11:03] "YOU." Roberto grabs her by the back of her collar, stomping down the hall with all the force of an elephant. [11:04] "ARE GOING TO CLEAN UP EVERY LAST DROP OF ACID RAIN _WITH YOUR TONGUE_." [11:04] * Tatsuruya gasps for air, trying to not be stangled. At the same time her heart flutters at the attention [11:05] :3 [11:06] Akira looks down, blushing. "Well...you're being awfully...close." And, more quietly, under her breath, "I'm a girl..." [11:06] << and I'm back. No killing the hired help. >> [11:07] "You know something, Akira?" [11:07] * Kenya sweeps up the bits of popcorn and makes sure the channel was on it was before she sat down [11:07] "OOOOH YES, EVERY LAST DROP! AND AFTER THAT?" Uh oh. This probably won't end well. She was dragged over boxes, barrels, and spilt thumbtacks in his haste and anger. [11:07] * Claire waits for her to look up a little, then kisses her ear lightly. "You're fun to tease." She pulls away, laughing to herself." [11:08] "I'M GONNA HAVE YOU CLEAN THE TOILETS. IN THE SAME MANNER!" Hollar! Bellow! Angry master is aaaangry. [11:08] "Oh no... look what I did..." she chokes out, "I have to clean those up..." [11:08] * Akira squeaks and quickly scoots away from Claire. "That's not very nice, you know," she says angrily, her face beet red. "Not nice at all!" [11:08] ((Kinky :3. Does the Master have his own private urinal)) [11:08] * Ogmer has joined #Maid-RPG [11:09] (Probably.) [11:09] :3 [11:09] * Claire laughs even louder. "Oh, the look on your face...besides, I have to keep in practice for the Master. You never know what he might want me to do to him..." [11:10] * Ogmer has quit IRC (Quit: derp) [11:11] Still angry, Akira stands up and adjusts her clothes. "That was still mean. You shouldn't use us for practice!" She pauses for a while, before asking soemthing quietly: "Could you...give me a few tips?" [11:11] * Kenya looks at her uniform, covered in spider webs, plant slime, and mop water. "Maybe I should go clean myself up." [11:12] * Claire smiles and stands, throwing a sisterly hand over Akira's shoulder. "Sure. Let's just find him and tell him what we did first..." [11:13] * Tatsuruya looks forelornly at the knocked over boxes and thumbtacks, ignoring the ones in her feet, "Master... P-please, I need to clean that up..." [11:13] "Yeah, we should tell him the garden's safe..." [11:14] "I'll send one of the other, more COMPETANT girls to clean up after your mess!" He's a little less bellow-y now, but there's a definite air of RAGE around him. [11:14] "A-as long as it gets c-cleaned up, s-sir..." [11:15] "I-I wouldn't want you to accidentally s-step on one..." [11:15] "Unlike you, I watch where I'm g--ow!" Crap. [11:16] * Roberto hops on one foot, the other held up as he worked to tug the oversized thumbtack out of his foot. Those shoes weren't all that thick, apparently... [11:18] * Tatsuruya struggles to get free, only to grab the Master's leg. "I-I can help!" she says, pulling off his shoe. She blushes at the sight of the blood, and gently runs her tongue across the tiny wound. [11:18] 1d6 and Affection 3 [11:18] Tatsuruya, and Affection 3: 3 [1d6=3] [11:18] * Ogmer has joined #Maid-RPG [11:19] * Ogmer has quit IRC (Quit: derp) [11:22] * Roberto stands there in a truly awkward position: balancing on one foot, one hand holding his other leg up and his other holding Tatsu, and staring rather wide-eyed at her display of...care. [11:22] "I'll make it all better, Master." [11:23] * Tatsuruya makes a :3 [11:23] << Roberto, make a roll if you wish to oppose her affection check. >> [11:23] << otherwise, you forgive her. >> [11:23] * Claire heads out to find the Master, whistling to herself. [11:23] << Also Tats... >> [11:23] 3d6 [11:23] UsuallyRandom, 3d6: 10 [3d6=2,6,2] [11:24] << take that much stress from being beaten around. >> [11:24] roll 1d6 [11:24] Roberto, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6] [11:24] ((I take 10 Stress?)) [11:24] << what was the attribute you used? >> [11:25] ((Affection)) [11:25] (affection.) [11:25] * Akira tags along with Claire, a few steps behind the older girl. [11:26] * Kenya rounds a corner and sees Akira and Claire [11:26] * Claire peeks back behind herself for a moment and shifts her stride, carefully walking with one foot right in front of the other for a moment, causing her whole body to sway. After a few steps, she stops. "Whoo, can't keep that going for long, but it's a great tool." [11:26] "Oh, I was wondering where you two went." [11:26] ((With 10 stress, I spontaneously combust though ;_;)) [11:26] << okay then... take 1 stress point Tats too, Roberto can do whatever he wants to you. >> [11:27] ((time to do an impression of the stig, eh?)) [11:27] ((So wait, only 1 stress?)) [11:28] "I was just headed to the shower, I don't suppose i could get one of you to scrub my back?" [11:28] "...you..." There was something so twisted with that. She was dropped, suddenly and rudely, onto the ground. [11:29] * Akira waves to Kenya. "Hi. I kind of prefer bathing alone, sorry." [11:29] * Claire smiles to Kenya. "I will, if you'll tell Akira where the Master is." [11:29] 2d6 random event [11:29] UsuallyRandom, random event: 4 [2d6=2,2] [11:30] * Tatsuruya pulls her tongue away, a thin line of saliva still connecting it to the sole of her Master's foot. "All better...?" she says softly. [11:30] "I last saw Master chewing out Tatsu down that way" *waves vaguely* [11:31] A person walking around in the shadows can be seen by Akira, Clare and Kenya. [11:31] * mib_unz60n has joined #Maid-RPG [11:31] "Okay. Akira, you know what to d..o..." Her eye twitched. "Who's there?" [11:31] "MOVEMENT!" [11:31] * mib_unz60n is now known as Plat2 [11:31] * Kenya kneels down and draws railgun [11:31] * Roberto solemnly puts his shoe back on, not looking back at Tatsu. Fidget, getting the shoe to adjust properly. [11:32] * Plat has quit IRC (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) [11:32] "...you're to come to my quarters tonight." That was all he said, before walking back down the hall. [11:32] As the person walks infront of you, It's Roberto. [11:32] "What are you doing? Put the gun down!" [11:32] "Eeep!" [11:32] * Tatsuruya stumbles after the Master, "Y-yes, sir!" [11:33] "...Who was that?" Akira asks, as she looks around. [11:33] "Roberto! I'm so glad to see you!" [11:33] * Claire glomps the Master before kneeling. [11:33] * Akira curtsies politely to her Master before also kneeling. [11:33] * UsuallyRandom stares at claire and doesn't show any emmotion "What was that all for? [11:34] "You looked like you needed more than my usual subservience." [11:34] ((... I'll get you, you uppity bitch)) [11:34] * Kenya bows politely "Excuse me, Master, I'm filthy and must bathe." [11:34] me He pushes her away. "I don't need anything from you. You're doing fine." [11:35] "Of course. [11:35] * Tatsuruya trails at the master's elegantly tailored coattails. [11:35] (You'll try! Blllln! :P ) [11:35] "As you say, Master. We've protected the garden for you." [11:36] "good... Say, I kind of got lost, where would be my lab be?" [11:36] Clip, clip. Polished shoes clacking soundly on the floor in his passing. [11:36] "Master," Akira asks, looking up at him. "I'm sorry, I haven't learned my way around yet." [11:37] * Plat2 is now known as Plat [11:37] "Oh, Master..." Claire shakes her head, smiling. "I don't remember myself, other than a vague direction." [11:37] (Any excuse to stay close to Master! :D ) [11:38] * Tatsuruya clears her throat, "M-master... where are we?" [11:38] * Charm has quit IRC (Quit: ) [11:39] "Maybe we can find it together." He began to walk down a corridor. [11:39] * Akira looks at Claire as if to ask "Should we both go?" [11:39] * Claire stands and follows. "Are you sure you're okay, Roberto?" She chanced. "You should know how to get back there, I'd think..." [11:40] "...you should know this place by now, Tatsuruya." Grumble. He didn't...quite know, either. There's the disco, which was familiar, but getting back... [11:41] "I-I'm sorry, Master, you're right... how foolish of my. I'll punish myself later, if you so wish," she says, straightening up the Disco sign [11:41] "I'm fine, but I've built all these tunnels and we keep forgetting to put up signs." [11:42] * Claire thinks along the way, gesturing Akira to follow. [11:42] "Whatever." She'd be getting plenty of...punishment tonight anyway. He tapped at his chin in thought, looking down the left tunnel and then the right. [11:42] "We really should..." Akira says as she tags along. "Although I think there are signs for some of the rooms..." [11:43] "Yes, Master, I'll show myself no mercy..." [11:43] * Claire punches her hand to her palm in an 'ah-ha' gesture. "Of course! I would've been punished for the FIRST time I failed to call you Master. You!" She points dramatically. "Are his Good Twin, aren't you?" [11:44] He turned the corner, and Roberto was face to face with himself as Claire accused him. [11:44] "What the hell?" [11:44] "ora?" [11:44] "Why are there two Masters?" [11:44] * Tatsuruya starts to blush [11:44] "I knew it!" [11:44] "Shut up bird girl!" [11:44] "T-two Masters...!" [11:44] "I really wish we had some signs, i can't even find the damn sho-" *rounds the corner to see 2 Robertos* [11:45] "After all, only the real Master doesn't hide his real feeling...what are you thinking about!" [11:45] "Oh, now how can we sort this out?" Akira looks between the two masters. [11:45] * Tatsuruya mutters about dreams coming true. [11:45] * Roberto stares at his twin for a moment, before recoiling in horror. [11:45] "My god!" [11:45] "My god!" [11:45] Glare! [11:46] * Claire snaps into action and rushes to tackle the twin she was following. "I've got him!" [11:46] "Your clothes... what the hell are you wearing? Is that how you choose to take over the world!" [11:46] * Tatsuruya latches on to the Master that she's been following, "Y-you're the real Master..." [11:46] << time to roll it >> [11:46] "Hmph! You call that a hat? Its feather isn't symmetrical at all!" [11:46] 1d6 AFFECTION FOR THE MASTER MAKES ME STRONG [11:46] Claire, AFFECTION FOR THE MASTER MAKES ME STRONG: 6 [1d6=6] [11:47] 12! [11:47] 1d6 Clone athletics [11:47] UsuallyRandom, Clone athletics: 3 [1d6=3] [11:47] * Tatsuruya will not be outdone! [11:48] 1d6 WITH BURNING WILL TO PLEASE THE MASTER! (3) [11:48] Tatsuruya, WITH BURNING WILL TO PLEASE THE MASTER! (3): 1 [1d6=1] [11:48] The other Roberto pushes her away. "What's wrong with you, sniviling whelp? I'm the real roberto!" [11:48] * Cirno has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [11:48] (( ;_; )) [11:48] 1d6 Will x 4 [11:48] UsuallyRandom, Will x 4: 3 [1d6=3] [11:48] "...you've been failing a great deal today, you know that?" [11:48] * Kenya reaches for her railgun [11:48] * Cirno has joined #Maid-RPG [11:48] * Tatsuruya sniffles, "I'm sorry Master..." [11:49] "Try harder, dammit!" [11:49] (make opposing rolls or believe that clone roberto is the real one.) [11:49] "Alright, alright, I know the stories. All of the maids, come over here." She points next to herself. [11:49] ((Opposing with what?)) [11:49] 1d6 LUCKY GUESS [11:49] Claire, LUCKY GUESS: 1 [1d6=1] [11:49] 5.. [11:49] "Try harder, fool! [11:50] ((Can I just be a lite detector for this one?)) [11:50] ((Sure.)) [11:50] ((*lie detector)) [11:50] * Cirno has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [11:50] Claire, you think that really might possibly maybe be Roberto. Also you take 2 stress. [11:50] * Cirno has joined #Maid-RPG [11:51] * Kenya points the railgun at the Robertos. "Master, I'm sorry I've pointed my gun at you again, but we're going tog et this sorted out one way or another." [11:51] ((Well, taking my point of stress, then.)) Akira crosses her arms, defiantly. "I don't beleive you," she says in response to the doppleganger's claims. [11:51] 1d6 with <3 of 3 [11:51] Tatsuruya, with <3 of 3: 5 [1d6=5] [11:51] "Right, if everyone could come over here except the Masters? A neat line works best." [11:51] "Point that gun somewhere else, fool girl!" Growl! [11:52] "Shoot him!" He ordered to Kenya "He's taken my place. I can't believe you've been this weak!" [11:52] * Spring is now known as Spring_Ruler [11:52] "SHOOT HIM!" [11:52] "Don't listen to him! He can't even button his shirt right!" [11:52] * Tatsuruya clings to the REAL Master, "Shoot that imposter!" she shouts, pointing at the clone [11:52] * Kenya wavers [11:52] "Listen to the twit for once!" [11:52] ;_; [11:52] "Ok that has to be the real one" [11:52] :3 [11:53] "She's a bird brain!" [11:53] * Akira walks over to stand near Claire. "He's the fake," she says, pointing out the clone. [11:53] * Tatsuruya sticks her tongue out at the HORRID ABOMINATION OF HER MASTER! [11:53] "Thank you, I thought so." She looks stressed over the whole thing, sweating bullets. "Shoot him." [11:53] "Tatsuruya isn't a bird brain!" [11:53] "She's an idiot!" [11:53] "Yep, he's definitely the real one" [11:54] * Kenya shoots the fake Roberto [11:54] * Ruler_Sorta_here is now known as Ruler [11:54] "Obviously! God, I've hired a bunch of slack-jawed idiots..." [11:54] ((the one everyone's pointing at)) [11:55] 1d6 dodge this [11:55] Kenya, dodge this: 2 [1d6=2] [11:55] 8? really? [11:55] "At least I know the truth, Master," Akira says politely. [11:55] ;_; [11:55] The Clone looked surprised with a large hole through his chest and then smiled. "You're all weak and pathetic!" He falls over. [11:55] "..." [11:55] "holy crap i killed a man..." [11:55] << Kenya, take 2d6 stress from killing your "boss". >> [11:56] * Tatsuruya runs over and starts kicking the thing. "Bad, bad fake Master!" [11:56] ((hahahahaha) [11:56] ((HAHA!)) [11:56] "...And someone's going to have a mess to clean up..." [11:56] * Claire turns away and cringes at the 'thump'. [11:56] 2d6 [11:56] Kenya, 2d6: 8 [2d6=5,3] [11:56] * Akira looks away from the body. [11:56] << and I want everyone to make either a cunning or luck check. >> [11:56] * Tatsuruya pulls out her ray gun and starts shooting at the now thouroughly dead imposter [11:57] (Me too?) [11:57] 1d6 cunning 3 [11:57] Kenya, cunning 3: 4 [1d6=4] [11:57] * Spring_Ruler is now known as Spring_Bacon_Ruler_Lord_Licori [11:57] 1d6 cunning [11:57] Akira, cunning: 2 [1d6=2] [11:57] << yep >> [11:57] 1d6 wit' 2 [11:57] Tatsuruya, wit' 2: 2 [1d6=2] [11:57] ...4 [11:57] ((Well, bollocks)) [11:57] roll 1d6 luck 2 [11:57] Roberto, luck 2: 4 [1d6=4] [11:57] 1d6 LUCK FIVE [11:57] Claire, LUCK FIVE: 6 [1d6=6] [11:57] * Spring_Bacon_Ruler_Lord_Licori is now known as Spring [11:57] WOO! [11:58] * UsuallyRandom kenya and claire... you hear a light clicking sound somewhere close. [11:58] * Spring is now known as Aardvark [11:58] "?" [11:58] "Something's wrong..." [11:58] it's really really close, a soft little beeping sound. [11:59] "It's a bomb! Everybody down!" [11:59] "RUN!" [11:59] * Claire dives to shield the Master!" [11:59] "Hmph. Damn fool thought he could impersonate the great Roberto!" Huhwhat? [11:59] "What? A bomb?" Akira picks up her skirts and begins running for her life. [11:59] * Aardvark is now known as naked_spring [11:59] "Don't ask questions, Master, just RUN!" [11:59] * Tatsuruya tackles the Master away from Claire and shields his face and chest WITH HER VERY LIFE! [11:59] << it's obvious it's a bomb, and the acid rain is keeping you guys indoors. >> [12:00] "...don't run, you fools! It'll blow up the complex if its not diffused!" [12:00] "I'll protect you, Master!" [12:00] ((Where's our butler when we need him?)) [12:00] * Claire grabs Master and Tatsuruya and drags them along a bit, then ducks into a nearby room at random. [12:00] << everyone, tell me what you're doing and make a roll with what you think is appropriate . >> [12:00] "Isn't there an access thingy to the volcano around here?" [12:00] * Retrieving #Maid-RPG modes... [12:00] 1d6 luck HIDE IN A GOOD ROOM [12:00] Claire, luck HIDE IN A GOOD ROOM: 3 [1d6=3] [12:01] 15 [12:01] "Acid rain, moron! We can't leave here yet." [12:01] * Dylan16807 has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [12:01] "We could throw the bomb into the lava pit?" [12:02] "Yes, because making the volcano excited is a BRILLIANT plan!" [12:02] 1d6 defuse the bomb (luck 3) [12:02] Kenya, defuse the bomb (luck 3): 3 [1d6=3] [12:02] "Okay, i'm cutting the red wire..." [12:02] << it's gonna take a little more time, but you got a few wires. If someone helped you... >> [12:03] "...oh for the love of--don't cut the red wire!" [12:03] * Roberto runs over to the bomb to do it RIGHT this time! [12:03] * naked_spring is now known as Spring [12:03] ((We can work together, right?)) [12:03] << correct >> [12:03] (I thought I pulled you two into a safe room?) [12:03] ((I have no luck. But, I've got some cunning. Might as well try helping with that.)) [12:03] 1d6 with cunning intuition and forethought! [12:03] Tatsuruya, with cunning intuition and forethought!: 2 [1d6=2] [12:03] * Akira gets a bit closer to the bomb. "Can I try and help?" [12:04] 4 [12:04] * Claire rushes back out when Master does, and starts looking it over, suggesting wires to cut without even being asked. [12:04] roll 1d6 cunning 2 [12:04] Roberto, cunning 2: 1 [1d6=1] [12:04] :awesome: [12:04] "Don't cut the red one!" [12:04] 1d6 cunning 2 [12:04] Akira, cunning 2: 1 [1d6=1] [12:04] ... [12:04] 1d6 LUCK FIVE. [12:04] Claire, LUCK FIVE.: 4 [1d6=4] [12:04] wow... that's like what, a total of 4? [12:05] ((And Claire's huge luck roll...)) [12:05] * Tatsuruya dives between the Master and the bomb, "I'll give up my life for you, Master!" [12:06] * Roberto kicks Tatsuruya out of the way. [12:06] "Sorry...I've only seen things like this in movies...Uh..." Akira seems completely out of her element, and is just getting more agitated the more she thinks about it. [12:06] "You're better off alive and licking my boots!" [12:06] * Claire guides Akira seemingly at random, but always just one step ahead of whoever designed it. [12:06] ;_; "B=but without Master, Tatsu's world is meaningless..." [12:07] << from all your wonderful rolls, it begins to speed up, when just then... Claire comes in, slips on the ground next to the bomb and hits it just right. >> [12:07] The bomb now reads *TILT* [12:07] ... [12:07] "..." [12:07] * Kenya nearly shits herself [12:07] Even Roberto looks a bit perturbed. [12:07] * Tatsuruya jumps ontop of the Master! [12:07] "Wait... is that a bad thing?" she wonders, looking back at the clock [12:07] * Claire rubs her rear. "Owie..." [12:08] "I...I think maybe that worked?" [12:08] * Tatsuruya hugs Master tightly, "Yay!" [12:08] << I think it would be a good time to wrap things up here. >> [12:09] ((Well, Ran, it's been fun, butI reall-- Oh, good)) [12:09] * Roberto stares at the bomb for a moment, letting out an exhale and slumping shoulders. [12:09] "...good job, Claire." [12:09] * Claire smiles widely. "I live to serve, Master." [12:09] * Tatsuruya glowers at Claire. [12:09] * Kenya hugs Claire tightly. "Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou..." [12:10] * Claire hugs Kenya in one arm and Roberto's ankles in the other. [12:10] * DiceMaid-9001 has quit IRC (Client exited) [12:10] * Akira breathes a sigh of relief. "I'm sorry, Master." And then, she remembers soemthing she needed to tell him. "Master, there is some more good news. Claire and I managed to set the tarp up and save the garden." [12:10] * Tatsuruya hugs Robert. In both arms. [12:10] * rolando2424 has quit IRC (Quit: leaving) [12:11] "...don't get so clingy." Shaking his ankle free from Claire, and shrugs Tatsu off of him. "Quit wrinkling my suit!" [12:11] * Claire pulls back. "Of course, Master." [12:11] * Tatsuruya bows apologetically, "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry," she says as she smoothes out the shirt. [12:12] * Spring has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [12:12] * Claire will try to be less...overbearingly proficient next game. [12:13] * RedXIII has joined #Maid-RPG [12:14] "So Claire... how about that shower?" [12:14] "...hmph." Arms folded over his chest, a frown creasing features. The body and bomb are both gestured to, as he turned back and away towards his throne room. "...clean this up already." [12:14] "Oh, right! If youll excuse me, Master, I have to help Kenya wash..." [12:15] << and end... scene. >> [12:15] And now I go to sleep. [12:15] * Claire twirls as the screen fades out and gives a V-sign to the audiense, then winks! [12:15] That was more amusing than it should have been. [12:16] i think this is the cleanest any of my characters have walked away from a session [12:16] * Tatsuruya tackles Claire and beats her with a copper pipe. [12:16] not the face NOT THE FACE [12:16] I think this is the most overtly fetishistic any of my characters have walked away from a session. [12:16] I've definately surprised... you guys just stole the game and made it your own. [12:17] No, wait, there was the whole fute masturbation drunk scene... [12:17] * UsuallyRandom facepalms [12:17] And possibly the bathing the little girl scene...